/brit/

anime

>>77606783
semen

fuckin ell thats a cringey pic of tim

babestation

dont understand how some people cant have a smartphone. durrr i dont need one i only make calls and texts.

today i was in the middle of fucking nowhere and i burst my tire, no spare, no signal, but a little H+. So, I went on to my email, found my insurance details, downloaded skype, used my skype balance to make a free call to my insurers number to see if I had breakdown, I did. so then, I waited, gave them my skype number for them to call me back in, more reliable with no phone signal. the bloke coming to find me had to call twice. while I waited I played tetris on my phone, and made a call to a family memeber in Sweden, over whatsapp, for free.

Honestly by not having a smartphone you're literally just punishing yourself. people don't realise how priviliged we are to have that kind of technology on us all the time, to use whenever we want or need. why would anyone deny themself that? WHY?!

>I don't like touchscreens

just fucking off yourself you utter ingrate.

the mandem deserve to live just as much as you or I

god just fuck off

>>77606759
gf on the left

>>77606759
Incorrect

>>77606759
imagine coming upon tim alone in the wild

>>77609000
that's me

Throw the paki down the well

so my country can be free

>>77607169
haha good one lad.
How about airport bording lines, amirite.

walked around city centre today with about 25 strangers playing pokemon go like a bunch of nerds haha a cute girl that was there clung to me the entire time though so that made it extra good fun

imagine coming upon tim alone in the wildy

>>77608987
time's up lad

Don't get why anyone outside of the Legal, financial and medical industries goes to london.

Edinburgh, Manchester, Preston and birmingham have more than enough jobs and actually have affordable housing, amazing huh

>>77609069
schools out already? would explain my commute being quicker

>>77609069
dire

>>77609090
>Manchester, Preston and birmingham
Extremely fucking grim and ugly literally got cancer just by reading those

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ATTENTION
open challenge to globeheads
ill debate anyone anytime, 10k ill put the money up

>>77609090
guaranteed to collect a hefty clump of (you)s

>>77609090
manchester, preston and brum are all crime-riddled, paki-infested shitholes, that's why.

ah yes, Edinburgh, Manchester, Birmingham and Preston

the big 4 as I call them

>>77609115
>Manchester
>Extremely fucking grim and ugly
no?

>>77609090
Because London is the only decent place in the country

>>77609115
statistically this poster is _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>77609104
>it's almost fucking august and this lad is trying to make "school's out?" jokes
somehow more embarrassing that playing pokemon go with strangers

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>affordable housing in Edinburgh

>>77609128
the irony is that if there were loads of stars in the pictures that would be a bigger sign that they WERE faked
the lack of starlight is because of the moon's/earth's light drowning them out

>>77609052
seriously, fuck Pakistanis and Pakistan. absolute catshit tier country just hope India destroys them and resettles based sikhs in the conquered lands. also the british population should rise up and force out the paki vermin and make them regret the day the moved there. disgusting subhuman scu those pakis

>>77609090
Bristol is the only good city in the UK

Living in London has spoiled me

Everywhere else I go now just seems grim and forgotten, the people fat and stuck in 2003

>>77609115
>>77609141
>>77609150
>manchester, preston and brum are all crime-riddled, paki-infested shitholes, tha

*gets acid thrown in face*

>>77609115
manny is a great city if you ignore the pakis desu

>>77609069
need a pokemon go gf desu
don't want to go to one of those bent meetups though

>>77609192
brum is almost as bad as london mate

Debate me on the validity of the claims of the so-called "leftypol discord"

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>scottish sheeps are black
>english sheeps are white
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>single glass of wine

southern england was a mistake

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link some proper tunes lads

so people still play pokemon go?

Sentences which, when said unironically, can be used to diagnose a Deano with 100% accuracy:

>choking for a pint

What else?

>>77609090
don't understand why you said
why did you say preston mate? i'm intrigued to know

London is a beautiful European city

Britain is a giant council estate

>>77609216
im in it

>>77609225
>froglet
Haha

dooping mental lads

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imagine being a grown man and using sunbeds

>>77609067
they don't bother me at all. i just sit and play on my smartphone until all the brainlets have gone through, then I just get up and breeze on to the plane, to my alotted seat, like everyone else. dont know why everyone rushes to form a massive queue in front of loads of chairs.

>>77609209
it wasn't a metuop. i was in the city centre buying clothes and a legendary raid popped up and people just started milling in to catch Articuno andhalf of us ended up sticking around and going for a walk to catch pokemon together for a while and having a little chat

>>77609263
link

>>77609225
can we all just stop pretending wine tastes any good? for you not to get the inside layer of your throat burnt off, it has to cost at least £50 or so a bottle.

Otherwise you might aswell just drink paint thinner

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Rate the Spotify daily mixes lads

>>77609162
>having a job and knowing what day it is

normoids really are pathetic subhumans.

>>77609213
brum is segregated though so you don't deal with pakis as much whereas in london everyone's mixed in everywhere

i just watched a few Gavin McCinnes videos and i have a couple questions for his redpilled viewers

1. Why is he such a smug cunt?
2. Why is he so obsessed with 'masculinity'?
3. Why is he so fixated on the idea that "real men" are good at carpentry?

in a recent video he was harping on about being a real man and building stuff again and how he's going to be a real man and build a wooden fidget spinner because he's such a manly man and real men build stuff. the finished product looked like at year 7s woodwork project.

Is this guy for real? He's got to be a character, right?

>head is full of great ideas for troll threads and posts on a number of boards during the daytime at work
>come home and i've forgotten them all and hit shitposter's block

does anyone else experience this problem?

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>>77609225
>froglet

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>>77609271
yes?

>>77609283
>he thinks "august" is a day
deary deary me

>>77609298
should get a notebook and jot em down

>airport boarding lines

you mean I'm posting in this general with people who fly economy class?

>>77609159
still fucking seething about his countrymen having voted to not secede from the english

>>77609240
not many
it's a good game to play on long walks and i like walking

>>77609128
Now I will tell you the secret of the Apollo moon landings which is, there were none. No one has ever gone to the moon. Based on what evidence do I reach this conclusion: Waving flags? Misaligned shadows? The Shining? Radiation? Any of the countless other telltales and giveaways the moon-hoax community likes to point to? Happily, no, we don't have to slog through the evidence, we can just look with clear eyes and see that the real triumph of the Apollo missions was quite different than the triumph proclaimed, and of much greater interest to us here.

I don't know what's commonly believed about the moon landings when you're reading this, but when I'm writing it, most people still believe the narrative. Not that most people have revisited the issue and reweighed the evidence and made an informed decision on the subject, just that you have to be a crackpot to think we didn't really go to the moon, and most people don't like to be thought of as crackpots. I myself don't happen to mind.

So let's look.

>>77609280
never had it lol

don't know why londoners can't just admit it'd be a lovely city if there were less pakis

Warmed to Alan a little. He can actually be quite insightful when he's not blogposting and fellating himself.

>>77609309
Everyone that wears gym king should be killed

>>77609275
oh
forgot to play during the legendaries bit woops
never done a raid either as i've never seen anyone at the gyms

>>77609332
My reason for thinking the moon missions were faked is that the chances of success would have been unacceptably low and the price of failure outrageously high. That's it. The evidence of a hoax is both mountainous and amusing, but the odds against success and the price of failure are all you have to look at.

Consider just some of what would be required for a successful mission; launch, a quarter million mile trip each way including two unshielded trips through the Van Allen Belts, lunar landing, surviving temperature extremes and radiation, relaunch, recoupling, return trip, reentry, splashdown and recovery, all in the 1960s, all slapped together in frantic haste, and all with very little practical experience or history of success in even the simplest parts. Consider what all this really entails and you will have no problem seeing that when all the smart people with their pocket protectors and slide rules sat around a table and tried to calculate the odds, they had to agree that the probability of success came out microscopically close to zero.

Now recall that the entire purpose of the entire production was not scientific discovery or a valiant, last-ditch effort to save the Earth from a planet killing asteroid; it was just a massive war-like spending program disguised as a PR stunt. Kennedy promised it, big-money forces lobbied for it, the superiority of ideologies was at stake. Vastly more important than actual success, therefore, was the appearance of success, and the appearance was infinitely easier to accomplish than the actual.

>>77609284
That's wrong
Brum looks ugly as shit. It's literally a giant council estate/industrial estate and its about 80% Pakistani everywhere you go

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you arrive in the Free Imperial City of Stockport

>>77609276
someone posted an invite around the time of the election
went on it a few times then and there was never any mention of brit
havent been back on it since

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Jesus who asked for this

>>77609237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMHy2l0i2Wk

*takes off my full gym king fit*

>>77609369
Let's take a minute to contemplate what failure would look like. It might look like American exceptionalism had turned the moon from mankind's romantic jewel of the evening sky into an orbiting graveyard and monument to human folly, basically ruining it for everyone forever. Or, it might look like the corpses of American heroes doing laps around the Earth until they burned up on reentry, or a shiny coffin sailing out into the cosmos like a grisly interstellar greeting card, or our heroic boys coming home to parades and glory only to die horribly within a few months from radiation poisoning, a young Barbara Walters striking ratings gold with her bedside interviews.

In short, one absolutely hideous outcome after another, all the extreme antithesis of the vainglorious objectives of the program in the first place, and one of them almost certain to occur. Failure was not only an option, it was inevitable, and instead of proving the superiority of democracy over communism, as it was supposedly meant to do, the Apollo program would make America look criminally and comically inept until the end of time.

Now it's time i realise no more Mr nice guy treat pple how they treat u end of

>>77609385
no I win this debate

>>77609363
think it was specifically because it was a legendary desu, meeting up with the pokemon go protogf on friday to see if we can find some omore

five foot eight inches

>>77609341
because they literally don't exist unless you purposely go out of your way on a 1 hour train ride to go to a shit area

>>77609389
did he?

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*falls to ground in agony*

Drinking fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LYfnMOjw8

>>77609412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfeh_f80RLw

worked at a winery for a few years
made a lot of wine
tasted a lot of wine
can honestly say dry wines taste like sweaty asshole while sweet wines taste like fucking kool-aid and are genuinely dangerous because it. you can get ridiculously drunk ridiculously quick off a nice riesling and before you know it you're puking in the street
our sweet wines were always the most popular. i saw so many drunk people during the summer months. they were absolutely smashed before high noon and they still had 6 more wineries to visit that day

>>77609433
*takes a seat over there*

>>77609424
having been to london (not lived there) i find this a highly dubious claim

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>>77609384

the stockport viaduct contains more bricks than the empire state building

>>77609405
>>77609369
>>77609332
I just think if the moon landings were fake it would have come out by now, one way or another. Someone ex nasa would have said someting, or someone in current nasa would be pointing out it was impossible for whatever reason.

>>77609455
state of yank wine

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anime

Just done a search and I can get a 2005 focus insured for £1.5k
#NOICE

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>>77609352
>he knows hat the brand is

>>77609468
>not lived there
Don't fucking make a judgement you cretin I've lived here my entire life and I have like 30% yet to explore
I don't care about the shit hotel in the shit area you stayed in for 3 days

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Ribble valley lads

>Middle class countryside
>up north, free from southern poms
>fracking is banned
>good train links
>close to preston, manchester and blackburn
>decent housing prices
>good schools

>>77609447
do you think I want to watch this shit lmfao

>>77609501
cum on face

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>>77609281

>>77609541
or anywhere in Australia

>>77609491
watched this video, made me think of you x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywwml1a_zdg

>>77609541
also forgot
>own council, so no mosques will be approved

>>77609544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9bmkTltx5s

>>77609560
h____ n_____

>>77609541
WOW THE UK COUNTRYSIDE IS WEALTHY AND NICE? who would've fucking known

sherlock right here lads. Its almost as if all of our countryside is nice!

>>77609565
what's with the left just taking right wing memes and changing the skin on them? are the left creatively bankrupt?

>>77609558
there are no men in that anime, and therefore no cums

>>77609622
absolute STATE of you

some countryside is runty, whereas some countryside is "you must be a billionaire to live here"-tier

90% of the countryside falls in to those 2 categories

>>77609616
I like your videos really mate sorry

>>77609560
My post was actually bait. I edited the original image to cross out the names but left the username at the top, then deleted the post and reposted a different image with all usernames crossed out.

Was hoping people would jump onto it and try to dox the made up name, nobody even replied to the deleted post.

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>>77609541
why would being close to pakburn ever be a positive

@62
shant be posting any more

TIL when a millionaire gave everyone in a Florida neighborhood free daycare and free college scholarships, the crime rate was cut in half and the graduation rate jumped from 25% to 100%. He did this after being fired from Walt Disney World because his bosses didn't think he could be a 'company man' (ucf.edu)
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>>77609480
>Someone ex nasa would have said someting
Ah yes and risk being (rightfully) executed for high treason or appear like a crackpot like the tens of fucking ex nasa who have said something
http://www.collective-evolution.com/2016/10/05/x-nasa-scientist-accuses-the-space-agency-of-garbling-their-images-to-hide-things-hes-not-the-only-one/
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/587569/NASA-really-land-Moon-Russia-probes-missing-video-lunar-rock-faked-hoax-astronaut

>>77609724
amazing

>>77609659
what about basically the whole of the southwest?

>>77609521
bit defensive

>>77606759
I lived in Wycombe for a year, it was alright. No one tried to set fire to my car and only one suspected terrorist was arrested

I've just booked a train from Cheltenham to Newcastle. It cost £179.10 a month in advance; Remind me, why are we trying to privatise the NHS?

>>77609541
paint that fucking bridge
looks horrid

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if i get another email from an Indian at work asking me to "do the needful" i'm gonna quit this job

>>77609744
>In 2009, NASA said it "erased" the original video recordings of the first moon landing among 200,000 other tapes in order to save money.
Ah yes

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*goes on an adventure*

>>77609806
the privatisation bug is a mental illness

>>77609835
love broken english

i find the defendant, God, not guilty of existing.

>>77609835
Hahaha posted about this like 4 months ago.

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>>77609722

having a microwave sausage and mash ready meal and a tescos everyday value beer

>>77609541
the goal is a southern wage with nothern living costs
simple as

And the beat goes on
Just like my love, everlasting

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>>77609272

because on certain flights it means your overhead luggage will have to be placed way down the aisle (means you'll be last off)

Is Adam Peaty special needs, or just a bit dim?

Wish I was either Welsh, Irish or Canadian

>>77609879
It's not broken english. It's actually correct in indian-english and kenyan-english.

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>>77609883
whose leg is that

>it's not broken english
>it's correct in this non-english language
fucking hate this bald paki

>>77609931
I know its not but do we really have to be this pedantic

>>77609911
special need for SPEED
*furiously swims away slightly faster than walking pace*

>>77609911
he's from Derby

Some Information:
The British military actively recruits LGBT people, all three services have deployed recruiting teams to gay pride events, and punishes any instance of intolerance or bullying.
In a speech to the conference in 2008, the first of its kind by any Army chief, General Sir Richard said that respect for gays, lesbian, bi-sexual and transsexual officers and soldiers was now "a command responsibility" and was vital for "operational effectiveness"
The British Army requires all soldiers to undergo Equality and Diversity training as part of their Military Annual Training Tests and stress tolerance, specifically citing homosexual examples in training videos
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/09/29/british-army-claims-having-openly-gay-soliders-hasincreased-productivity/
From the british army website: http://www.army.mod.uk/join/38473.aspx
The Army welcomes people from all backgrounds. Whatever your gender, race, ethnic origin or religious belief, there is a role for you in the Army. No account is taken of sexual orientation or social background. The Army has a strict code of conduct to make sure that everyone is treated fairly.
From the same website regarding Transgender
The Army welcomes transgender personnel and ensures that all who apply to join are considered for service subject to meeting the same mental and physical entry standard as any other candidate. If you have completed transition you will be treated as an individual of your acquired gender. Transgender soldiers serve throughout the Army playing their part in the country’s security. There is a formal network that operates in the Army to ensure that transgender soldiers can find advice and support with issues that affect their daily lives.

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>Janine Butcher star speaks out on RETURN to Walford

>>77609115
>he says without a hint of irony when the original post mentioned london

hmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g this one is very very funny

>>77609957
he's fucking weird man. a 35 year old hanging around with people in their early 20s. such a creep. with 0 self-awareness to top it all off.

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can anybody find me somebody to love

>>77609977
don't give a fuck get lost

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To 77609951,

I knew the allure of a perfect set of knees would get a (You)

gf just sent me this

>>77610024
Everyone who migrates to Thailand is weird, no denying that.

hey lads after the roaring success of /britgoingout/ crew last saturday at Fabric we have scheduled a meet up this saturday at Brixton Jamm. See you there xoyo

i think the elephant in the room on the subject of charlie gard is that if he were a brown baby then he'd be getting all the help he needs

stop posting knees you bloody nonces

i like thaipaki t b h

he's a mindless nihilist but he's entertaining

love manual gears
love superchargers
love V8s
hate electric cars
simple as

shall be having spinach and ricotta tortellini for dinner

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>>77609957
picture correlated sweety

>>77610086
shut up

>>77609806
It's not really privatisation, it's just a case of rail company monopolies

There's no competition and they can charge what they like

saw a 10 year old girl wearing a fishnet top today with a bra under it

fucking hate this country these days

>>77610073
is this real tea
a /brit/ night out on the dizz would be good craic

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>>77610102
is that a tesco one?

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>>77609541
peak district has all of this except its alot nicer and it's closer to manchester, sheffield and the midlands rather than fucking blackburn and preston. you can commute from glossop to manchester in 30 minutes on the train.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObmCzalA_Ro


Reminder: Fuck off Leftypol

pomade recs 2017?

gf just faxed me this

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>English (Anywhere that isn't England)
Someone get this 5'8" poo goblin away from me

>>77610012
London is a beautiful, luxury Victorian city

the rest of the country is a grim industrial/council estate

>>77610090
>superchargers

the equivalent of a manlet in lifts to appear tall

naturally aspirated is far superior. If you need a poopercharger then you should have got a more powerful engine.

>>77610141
good post

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>London is a beautiful, luxury Victorian city

>>77610138
Sainsbury's, although imo the Morrisons ones are better. Morrisons is very good for food 2bh.

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Alri

>>77609744
>http://www.collective-evolution.com/2016/10/05/x-nasa-scientist-accuses-the-space-agency-of-garbling-their-images-to-hide-things-hes-not-the-only-one/
>>77609841
reading them now. i did say you can be insightful when you're not blogposting or fellating yourself, or both. usually both.

>>77610181
You're ri-- *gets acid attacked*

what the fuck is a tortellini

Oh dear I'm a bitter poor fucking runt who can't afford London rents

let me post bradleys all day to make up for my tragic surroundings

>>77610233
fair play mate (just got a co-op one meself x)

>>77610256
is google broken you ignorant runt?

( . Y . )

>>77610181
This is completely wrong, and I don't hate London before you get on my case.

>>77610189
true, but if you're going to have forced induction a supercharger is much better than a turbo. Nothing beats a big naturally aspirated V12 though

>>77610247
>And then there were four more moon landings, six total, producing thousands of wonderful photographs of the lunar surface which could all be faked, but none of the stars, which couldn't. Why not adjust the exposure settings, stand in the shade, and aim the camera up? Bam! Proof you were there. And what better use of the moon than as a celestial observatory? If you can get dune buggies up there, you can probably manage a photographic telescope, and then have something other than rocks to show for all that work. I'm no expert, of course, but I'd think that if you claim to have gone to the moon six times you should be able to prove it, especially since it would be as simple as taking a few pictures of the stars.

>>77610256
don't know sorry

>>77610256
pasta

>go into tesco
>only about half of the floor space is dedicated to food
>the other half is clothes, magazines, electronics and other shit that nobody cares about

>go into morrisons
>almost all of the floor space is dedicated to food

small brain ... big brain ...

>a PS4 with 4 games is half the price of a Nintendo Switch with 2 games
wew

>>77610274
>only 3 white people are women
ah yes, yanks

>>77610181
>t. never lived outside London

it's a nasty hovel unless you have >£10m in assets lad

A well adjusted man should aspire to live in a large house in the country with a decent bit of land, with a loving family, pets and his own successful business he can pass on to his children.

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The so called "london look"

>>77610324
morrisons/tesco are both lower class supermarkets

not clicking

>>77610327
GoT is literal liberal propaganda at this point

>>77610324
You went to a Tesco Extra
My local is virtually all food

>>77610327
There are very clearly 3 white men there rorkey

>>77610353
dare you to watch them all

>>77610256
VERY good type of pasta, also very very easy to cook

>>77610268
co op is good too, I'm always surprised how good the food quality there is too despite how cheap it is

>>77610384
nice eyes you paki

>>77610353
same on some videos

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>>77610345

>>77610345
woah

>>77610345
could give a whale a blowie

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>paki

>>77610351
Tesco is middle class

>>77610244
*tannoy sounds*

*a frantic, rushed voice echoes loudly from the sound system*

C-CUSTOMER AND COLLEAGUE ANNOUNCEMENT

We need SARA DAVIDSON of the bogcare presentation team to report to the men's spastic bogs immediately!

That's Sara Davidson to the spastic bogs for an emergency.

Thank you.

*tannoy sounds*

Aldi is dirt cheap
what are those sneaky germans doing

>>77610345
Christ. Source on this?

>>77610345
what the FUCK is this

>>77610304
oh I agree, just know too many deanos who won't shut up about their 2L turbo

>>77610455
>Tesco is middle class
kek maybe in the North

>>77610454
angry paki bastard

>>77610345
CUSTODIAN YOUR SERVICES ARE REQUIRED

>>77610465
Made me crease

>>77609309
Guarantee I could easily knock these two Deano runts out with a single punch, first contact with the lad on the right with my fist turns his jaw to dust, goes straight through him and continues right into the second lad on the left, completely obliterating his head, brain and skull matter splattering all over the room.

President Trump is pretty shit honestly

>>77610455
no it's not

Lidl, frozen food shops are lower class
Tesco and Asda are working class
Morrisons is lower middle
Sainsbury's is middle
M&s, Waitrose and booths are upper middle

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>>77610345

endurance training = middle class and rich people

strength training = low class people/chavs

why is this?

wish i could have sex and also be good at chess

>>77609309
stop posting that gay runt

>>77610455
4u

>>77610327
>3
There's only 2 whites in that webm. Both dead centre of the screen.

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5okd4hbwh8

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grown adults typed this

>>77610575
Suspect you've never been to Lidl

>>77610345
did not want to see this, but i did

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>>77610594

>>77610575
Also co op is lower middle too

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Alan is thicker than I thought. You'd think that such a massive head would store a big brain but clearly it doesn't.

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>>77610345

Isn't co-op middle?

>>77610575
this is correct

>bla bla bla specific supermarkets are assigned to specific classes because I said so bla bla bla

oh give over
my parents are stupidly rich and they still shop at morrisons and lidl

>>77610623
Yes I have, they're all full of Eastern Europeans and sheeds, stocked with Turkish brands and generally poor quality, makes them lower class by default

Also Aldi is lower middle too

>>77610621
Reminds me of /brit/ in the early hours when it's swamped with aussies and leafs

>>77610584
basically the trend amongst personal trainers/the fitness industry was very cardio-oriented til about 5 years ago
so people who could afford to get trainers/go to expensive gyms did that sort of training, whereas poorer people went to older gyms with more free weights

>>77610667
that's cos you live in the North and they're the only supermarkets near you

>>77610584
Different motivations. Most young people in the gym are there to shape their bodies for vanity purposes.

Older people who exercise usually do it because they enjoy the activity whether it's cycling or running or group sports like tennis; their motivation is normally not specifically related to making their body look a certain way.

>>77610639
cranium/brain size has nothing to do with intelligence

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>>77610548
This jawline could take a bloody haymaker from McGregor mate

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>>77610681

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Found my favourite wine. Cost me twice the price but it's worth it. Currently deciding on which GF to share it with.

>>77610488
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/tc/necrotizing-fasciitis-flesh-eating-bacteria-topic-overview#1

Good luck going outside for the rest of your life

Absolutely LOVE Netflix.

>>77610681
would pet

>>77610667
and I know runts who insist on shopping at Waitrose even though they're on below average wage

Stereotypes exist for a reason lad

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>>77610712

>>77610667
>class=money
nah. You aren't wrong though, a lot of posh people shop at povvo supermarkets

Started going on /po/. Seems pretty comfy.

>>77610681
>>77610695
>>77610709
>>77610712
>>77610714
>>77610726
>>77610745

nismoo mutawahhidin

>>77610711
my bollocks could take a haymaker from that mick runt and I wouldn't even be satisfied

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>>77610575
>Lidl is lower class

>>77610711
Took me a minute to stop screeching at that rat faced cunt, would turn him into thin red paste in second lad.

>that one idiot who claims M&S/Waitrose is tesco with nice packaging

>>77610773
bless you

very cute...

>identifying yourself strongly with the supermarket you shop or the car you drive
typical aspirational working class deano behaviour lel

where do you know me from?

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Reminder that if you have a phone contract longer than a month then you are a cuckold.

Buying handset outright + SIM only is the thinking man's mobile set up.

>>77610674
>full of eastern europeans and sheeds

think this says more about your area than any supermarket possibly could

no supermarkets near me are full of eastern europeans and sheeds because my area doesn't have many

>>77610787
don't confuse aldi and Lidl you underage runt, they're both shite but aimed at different demographics

>>77610274
cannot imagine watching your favourite shows with other people

>>77610709
Of course you'd say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

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>cranium/brain size has nothing to do with intelligence

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You walk into Rewe.

got an ear wax blockage

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>>77610788
You sure?

>>77610826
>gif
fuck off

>>77610745
sorry, I should have said that they're upper middle
(though I like to not do that since the runts come out of the woodwork just for the sake of arguing)

>>77610828
yes they're filled with violent chavs instead

Literally cannot get under 3 minutes on Vaaler Climb lads, just did a 3.1 and that was flat out, cannot do any more I just CAN'T

>>77610852
roided up gimp
would pop him like a balloon
also where do I get a tank top like that?

>>77610792
stop lumping together m&s and waitrose you runt

waitrose is miles better, it's simply a league of it's own

>>77610851
wax isn't the only thing that'll be blocking your ear x

you cunts will argue about anything

>>77610826
the drug dealer set up

>be Deano
>shop at Waitrose
>buy only own brand basics stuff, or the very cheapest product in a range
>spend far more than you would for the same quality at another supermarket
>feel like an oligarch as you drive home to your newbuild in your financed car

>>77610828
funny you should say that, I based some of the observations on when I was in the south

>>77610902
agree to disagree

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new rules

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giggled at this image iih(if i'm honest)

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>>77610894

northerners, just like americans, refuse to eat fruit & drink water, instead opting for pepsi and curry

>actually paying for Sky/netflix
>not just using torrents and fire tv stick

>>77610912
would make more sense for drug dealers to use a cheap shitty nokia with a PAYG sim purchased from a shop till in cash rather than signing up for a contract with their name and address

>>77610893
povvo runt detected

Waitrose is overrated meme food, in most cases m&s is superior

>>77610962
Deano

>>77610947
I really don't get any of this northerner hate stuff

it feels like people just spout outdated 80s/90s jokes ad infinitum

stop posting cats

(imagine varg's face)

morrisons tries to do cute middle class things every now and then like salad bars & bits of weird fruit floating in water

>>77610964
thats what they do. the french dweeb hasnt got a clue

Dying of loneliness and hopelessness

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>>77610892
This lad would btfo you

>>77610965
m&s is fucking crap, only people who shop there are ready meal loving runts who think it's ok because 'the ready meals are like posh, they have good ingredients?!'

absolute runt

Still shook up by that video of that poor woman with the rotten face. Literally stopped finding gore funny at 14 years, when I would share images from rotten.com with my icq friends.
Starting to think I'm too old for this place...

>>77610965
fox and the grapes

>>77610916
very good post

>>77610962
Deano

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>southern tap water

>>77610964
>Buying handset outright + SIM only is the thinking man's mobile set up.
ah i thought this meant prepaid monthly card

>>77610965
theyre all the same but are marketed at different classes

>>77609115
>giving preston stick
Would test your chin if you said that in my vicinity.

>>77611004
going to piss myself laughing
would smash both their heads together, killing them instantly

nu

>>77611038

>>77611038

>>77611038

The weather is really shit and gray outside

Feels like I'm in Birmingham or something

>>77611007
Mate you're pushing 40, of course you're too old for this place. You're twice the age of most posters here

>>77610674
Aldi is the best UK supermarket and you can get bent. No quality reduction from tesco, asda or sainsbury, maybe less range, but waaaay cheaper.

with the others you are paying to take your time at the checkout, not stand in a big line, have a staff member available, a security team, have neatly organized shelves. aldi fucks all that shit off and gives you everything you need cheap.

>>77610947
thats insulting, there is far less aspartame,chlorine and corn syrup in the shite we eat

>>77610934
where's the no yanks rule?

the Algerian is a year older than my dad

>>77610989
they are just that though. jokes. no one really hates northerners purely for being northern. there does seem to be a higher concentration of cunts in northern cities though, I must say, especially manchester and even more especially liverpool, but they are proto paddies so i suppose thats why

>>77611068
94% of good music comes from America

>>77611137
this might be true for hip hop and other black people music. but very little else.

>>77611258
Lol ok ed sheran

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""Australians""