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The Pledge edition
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top for new hampshah
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Canada
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not letting you post this
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>>77603729
You're welcome
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>>77603708
>mt.washington
Is there anything more pretentious than having a sticker on your car that says "My car climbed mt.Washington"?
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>>77603759
i just want to be a successful man... NEET life isn't all it's cracked up to be for me.
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>>77603430
>>77603430
>>77603430

respond please
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*vapes*
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not also letting you post this
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>>77603805
you mean tendons you stupid fuck?
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>>77603791
Are you jealous that your car couldn't climb mount washington?
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>>77603805
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>>77603820
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>>77603884
I'm in massachushits a lot and I see it all the time, I thought real New Hampshirites would recognize its a meme
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>>77603758
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Could not care less about this tranny business
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>>77603847
yeah I guess that's what you call it

what do I do, I don't want to be like some old person like "oh my tendon hurts I can't walk around too good" and groaning every time I put pressure on it and shit when I'm fucking 20 years old. I don't want this sort of shit to appear for a long time.
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>>77603906
thanks
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>God gave his only begotten son to the world
>Jews killed him
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM. NEVER.
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>>77603935
Of course it's a meme but if it annoys you southerners I'm okay with it
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trannys who get the operation deserve everything they get
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>>77603961
God isn't real lol
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>>77603950
Stretch AFTER running, and stretch on days you're not running.

Doing static stretching before you run or lift weights is retarded and only increases injury rate and reduces force output. You probably just did too much too soon, take it easy and gradually work your way up.
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>>77603751
Canada
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im never voting again.

>>77603947
this is the smartest post itt.
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>>77603758
>>77603820
kys
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Amazons stock just keeps exploding
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>>77604079
O V E R V A L U E D
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>>77604079
4u
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>>77604053
>giving it (you)s
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Fuck the Mariners
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>>77604016
what's static stretching? and why would stretching afterwards even help?
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lol
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>>77604098
No you're thinking of Alphabet, Netflix and Tesla. Empty promises, obsolete ways of making money and incredibly high market to book ratios, theyre going to crash hard
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>>77604147
Haven't even been able to watch the games because of 10pm start times and me going to bed hours before that

Saw our new D boy got walked twice though
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>>77604155
All four RCTs concluded that static stretching was ineffective in reducing the incidence of exercise-related injury, and only one of the three CCTs concluded that static stretching did reduce the incidence of exercise-related injury. Three out of the seven studies noted significant reductions in musculotendinous and ligament injuries following a static stretching protocol despite nonsignificant reductions in the all-injury risk. All RCTs scored over 50 points (maximum possible score = 100), whereas all CCTs scored under 45 points. There is moderate to strong evidence that routine application of static stretching does not reduce overall injury rates. There is preliminary evidence, however, that static stretching may reduce musculotendinous injuries.
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Based drumpf
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>>77604206
it's litterally like 0.03 percent of people lol
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WEEEBUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>77604235
HE DOES IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77604222
Exactly
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>>77604235
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>>77604222
yep, so we should never have made accommodations for them
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>>77604147
>Mariners are a perfect .500
Interesting
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my Kratom came in, ate 2 grams (it was fucking gross) don't feel anything yet though
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>No you're thinking of Alphabet, Netflix and Tesla. Empty promises, obsolete ways of making money and incredibly high market to book ratios, theyre going to crash hard
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>>77604118
hello
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>>77604235
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/carib/
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>>77604304
do you work at a resort?

must be a kinda comfy life.
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>>77604283
With blockchain technology we will have the ability to purposefully choose and censor what adds we want to view and Alphabets main source of revenue will become obsolete. We already have the tech for godsake it just needs to catch on with normies
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>>77604235
GOT HIM
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>>77604374
What kind of person can do this surgery for a living?
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>>77604415
Jews
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>>77604206
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How will denmark ever recover?
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>>77604428
true

>>77604431
big bang theory tier
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@77604436
by kissing me
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>>77604415
Psychopaths

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/03/how-i-discovered-i-have-the-brain-of-a-psychopath
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>>77604436
He was already btfo pretty hard last night when all the regular posters boycotted his thread
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>>77604374
this hurts to watch
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we need to ban porn
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my stick arrives today
I will witness my $200 mistake in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHRvak30iEs
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Denmark should vape
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>>77604599
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Saw a chubby cam girl with over 10k viewers and 300k followers covering her stomach and boobs because she was ashamed of them.

What a fucking world
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which bag of jerky gives the most ALL bags are $4 and i want to know what brands are the best a

anyone know?????
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>tfw sips are 2for4 at the store right now
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>>77604675
just order it online from people who make homemade jerky
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>>77604675
make your own jerky
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I want to travel to east coast u.s.a but I don't want to be victim of racism :C
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>>77604712
too hard
>>77604710
thats not $4
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>>77604729
then just buy whatever garbage you can get your hands on
you're already choosing the worst option
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Has anyone lied on their resme about work experience before? i need to do this but not really sure what is a good lie.

do i just pick a random place and then make up a job description for it and responsibilities?
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>>77604772
I don't lie, lying is a sin
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>>77604772
no
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>>77604802
lying is not a sin
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>>77604761
no i want the most jerky out of any bag for the cheapest FUCK YOUJ
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>>77604827
"Thou shall not bear false witness"

>>77604851
cheapest is making it yourself or finding a local person who makes it
go to a farmer's market or gun show
also, retard, all food items list the weight of their contents on the front of the packaging
just read it
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>>77604772
keep in mind you should put experience and habilities related to the job you're looking for, things they may ask you to do in said job (because you're supposed to be good at it).
So no. If they find out you ca not do the shit you said you can in your resume you'll most likely get fired in a flash
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i want to buy shirts with pastel colored flowers on them.

tell me why i shouldn't do this
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>>77604919
yeah but if it's for a shit job you don't really need any specialized skills.

it's not like im lying about being an airplane mechanic or being a neurosurgeon or a lawyer. I'm just trying to get an old cuckold job that literally anyone can be trained to perform within a week at the most
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>>77604827
>“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”
>in hope of eternal life, which God, who never lies, promised before the ages began
>understanding this, that the slaw is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.
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>>77604970
if you're not wearing the same dirty outfit every day, you don't need more clothes
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>>77604906
>>77605008
i dont care about sandnigger christcuck religion i just need to get a job everyone lies anyway. I NEED A JOB! I NEED MONEY !
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>>77605037
>can't get a job without lying
>everybody lies
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>>77605037
if you don't care about religious interpretation, why did you say "lying is not a sin" instead of "I don't care if lying is a sin," which would still be false, but whatever
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>>77604970
Makes you look like a fuckboy who shops at H&M
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>>77604989
okay but they also may look for references, if you said you worked in certain place they can call thatplace and ask about you, take care of that too
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How do we solve the "cara" problem?
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>>77605065
fuckboys who shops at H&M probably are normal people that have gfs, no?
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>>77604970
too trendy
unless you don't care what normies will think about it in 10 years
>implying it lasts that long
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>>77605098
filter
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>>77605061
>Job listing:
>Must have 5 years relevant experience but no more than 5.2 years experience or else you're overqualified
>Must be proficient with technology that doesn't exist yet
>Need a masters degree in sanitation techniques

For a minimum wage dishwashing internship

ah yes surely lying is unwarranted heere.
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>>77605098
what problem is that
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>>77604585
Stick?
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>>77605107
this
t. xgf ruined h&m jacket
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>>77605140
They are trying to discourage random people from applying so they can get only the most desperate to apply.
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>>77605065
>not shopping at h&m

Ah yes please do tell me how you're a rich banker chad who only shops at Saks off Fifth.
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>>77605107
>>77605166
>>77605175
I shop there too but just avoid the high schooler shit like floral shirts
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If cum and Brit got into an huge internet fight who would win?
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>>77605205
true desu. recent h&m sale was pretty good, just some of the clothes are really shit
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get all my clothes from CK
step up your game, proles
;^)
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>>77605166
>>77605205
ya this is a good idea.
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>>77605219
cum always wins
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>>77605069
realistically how often do they even call and check references

apparently they never fuckin do.

Almost half (48%) of organizations with fewer than 100 staff experienced problems with vetted employees.

39% of UK organizations have experienced a situation where their vetting procedures have allowed an employee to be hired who was later found to have lied or misrepresented themselves in their application. [2]
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>>77605219
/cum/
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havent gone clothes shopping in almost 10 years
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>>77605305
congratulations
are you still wearing your kiddie clothes?
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>>77605333
Kind of, highschool clothes and some clothes that I got as presents over the years
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>>77603506

>having your town named after a britcuck town
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>>77605353
i bet you look like a fucking faggot
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>>77605407
rude
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>>77605150
fight stick
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Where did I go wrong here?
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>>77605384
>el paso county
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>>77605423
there's no way that the clothes still fit normally after 10 years and aren't worn out
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>>77605443
you were supposed to try something completely different, not the same shit in a different way
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>>77605436
Post once it arrives my dude
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>>77605287
then you may have a chance after all
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>>77605384
>his counties and towns are in spanish
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>>77605443
>millenial social interaction
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i've started buying myself t-shirts i like.

and i've worn down my spearies after ~1.5-2 years so i need new ones. pic related but not mine.
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>>77605443
You needed to post a picture of your sperm showing it's high quality and vigor. No one wants to buy something they haven't seen.
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>>77605470
Of course they look worn out, but people love faded jeans so I don't think people notice
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>>77605476
She didnt get my joke though
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>tfw no fuckboi bf
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>>77605535
yeah but do they even still fit you, did your body composition not change in a decade?

just buy some new clothes faggot, there's so many sales I spent like $350 at Sears a little while ago
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>>77605536
yeah, i didn't get it either.
doesn't matter, bud. if you mess up, you don't try the same thing again
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>>77605571

hello faggot
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>>77605575
Of course they still fit me I've been fit since before high school and haven't really grown since I graduated high school either.
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>>77604022
i like this one
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>>77605631
just buy new clothes you god damn faggot i know your clothes have sweat stains and are worn out to shit and you look like you're recieving welfare
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want to get a hat like this for myself, buds.
give me one reason i shouldn't
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cum lol
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>>77605673
>t. clothing store owner

no I won't
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>>77605712
if they have sweat stains you should tho desu
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Ever sucked a....cock?!
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>>77605746
They don't, I've never even seen clothes with sweat stains on them
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>>77605509
what compels people to buy spearies? they're so ugly
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>>77605752
No but ive sucked toes
Pretty much the same thing
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fug. i just noticed the knees on my jeans are giving out.
might need to buy more with all this clothing shilling going on
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>>77605844
just do it man. you'll feel so much better wearing nicer clothes.
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where's the fk pasta when you need it?
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>>77605874
i already have nice clothes, and i don't feel much different while wearing them compared to these
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>>77605922
CONSUME
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>>77605972
time to go back to r/anarchism buddy
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>>77606010
t.kike
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>>77606010
>not consuming things for no reason just because makes you an anarchist
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>>77605825
Nonsensical
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>>77605882
Theres fk pasta?
Gib
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>>77606057
t. communist

>>77606064
Not enjoying things when they're available for dirt cheap prices makes you a retard, yes.
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>>77606095
Just some autistic drivel by a canuck
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>Not enjoying things when they're available for dirt cheap prices makes you a retard
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>>77605972
>>77606010


>>77606095
if only i had it
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>>77606132
>good clothes
>dirt cheap
looks like we got a Rockefeller over here, buds
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>>77606160
back to r9k retard
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>American stores
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>>77606246
>Clothing retailers are having retarded sales everywhere in canada
>I'm buying calvin klein dress shirts for $25 each
>suits are being sold at idiotic prices
>bay and sears have shit earnings and have been giving clothes away for the last year

ah yes mr neet very expensive
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remember buds, you'll never be able to afford the finer things in life if you're constantly nickel and diming yourself over frivolous shit
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>>77606293
>mexico doesn't have R stores

pathetic
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>>77604467
hello oyster friendo
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>>77606299
oh wow let me just fly up to canada to participate in your firesales
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morning, buds
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>>77606293
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>>77606359
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EYO
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>>77606293
>>77606311
>tfw a new Q store just opened up in town
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>>77606341
yeah maybe you should
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>>77606326
Hello my fellow new yorker
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>>77604147
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>>77606531

thanks for the prospects
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>>77606547
thanks for filling out black hole

have fun watching fatty fall on his face every night and get injured
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>>77606591
Do you think they started making him belts out of kevlar?
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socks wear out so fast its irritating
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>>77606693
I don't think kevlar would hold back the panda
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>>77606805
Not sure if that's dip in his back pocket or candies.
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>>77606591
why is he so fat?

>>77606789
just buy better socks
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>>77606903
because he's a lazy piece of shit who unironically got benched for liking a girls instagram pictures while taking a shit during a game
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>>77606957
lmao
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>>77606903
He's out to prove that it is possible to waste $17mil per year at the Golden Corral buffet.
It's a way more important achivement than actually earning your salary.
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>you will never get paid 90 million dollars to blow up the red sox and grow fat eating ice cream sundaes
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>>77606326
EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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when will people realize that the jews have to be dealt with?
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I wanna fuck an anime girl
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>>77607096
They did in the early 20th century but when they actually tried to do something it left them with such a sour taste they completely gave up
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>>77607096
later
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Evangelical """"""""""""Christians""""""""""""" ought to be rounded up and put into camps
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My friends are lame. They're all anti-social so they don't like getting together a lot and don't like getting drunk. /cum/ are my true friends.
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Cost my family's over 6000 in legal fees
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>>77607290
i don't like getting drunk either
>>
>>77607301
>my family's
>family's
>'s
>>
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>>77607350
I just want to party like young folk are supposed to.
>>
need the euro to crash, tbqh
>>
>>77607422
degenerate
>>
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>Stop right there and put your fat cock where I can see them

What do?
>>
>>77607446
Fuck off loser.
>>
go vape yourself
>>
>>77607522

uninstall redditwatch
>>
>>77607522
>cock
>them
>>
>>77607423
don't tell me you're a FOREX fag
>>
Why is Wonder Woman set during WWI.
Just watched a scene and it was pretty shit!
>>
>>77607590

no idea what that is

just want to get more for my freedom dollars when I go abroad
>>
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i tried marlboro reds today and they're actually really good desu
>>
>Kratom came in buds
>first time trying it
>took 2 grams
>no noticeable effects

dont fall for the kratom meme like I did
>>
>>77607628

josuke wouldnt smoke

stop with this nicotine propaganda
>>
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any eclipse man in
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>>77607586
>He only has one cock
>>77607634
You bought some fake shit dumbass
>>
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I want to have children with this woman. My children would be so strong and handsome
>>
>starting to suddenly have vision problems despite living 21 years with perfect eyesight
f-fuck guys
>>
>>77607724
Literally who
>>
>>77607700
>Both eclipses cross over the little egypt area of Illinois
Spooky
>>
>>77607754
No big deal, you only have 50-60 years left.
>>
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>>77607807

>he didnt watch the memelympics in brazil
>>
have to become a wagecuck lads. how can i cope?
>>
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All I wanna do all day is party with some cute guys
>>
>>77607883
You can afford sex now
Get an escort
>>
>>77607807
Katie Ledecky the GOAT of female swimming
>>
>>77607930
>female swimming
oh wow, it's fucking nothing
>>
>>77607700
tfw 2024 one passes near where i live

neat
>>
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*reads replies to trump tweets*
>>
>>77607994
how do these nobodies have verified accounts
>>
>>77603506
Hello, americans.

One question. If blue eyed americans aren't really that normal (like some of you would have me believe), then how come they're so plentiful on american movies/tv-shows?
>>
>>77608031
blue eyed americans are very normal where I live
>>
>>77608049
Where is that?
>>
>>77608073
New Hampshire
>>
>>77608031
>europeans think american movies is reality
why is this such a consistent theme with you folks
>>
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>>77608132
jesus.... I hate weed now!!
>>
>>77608102
Coincidentally the region with the highest percentage of inbreeding in the us...hm!!
>>
>>77608102
New England masterrace?
>>77608124
Well, no. But it's about the amount of actors that are blue-eyed. I mean, I don't expect blue eyed people to do any better in acting school, so I must presume that you guys have a very large pool of blue eyed people to pull talents from.
>>
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>>77607628
Smoking is gross
>>
>>77608132
real?
>>
>>77608031
in majority white areas being blue eyed is nothing special. most american whites come from northern european stock
>>
R8 my upgrade list
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/sGYZTH
>>
virginia used to be the most populous state
>>
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>>77608176
Northern New England master race**
>>
>>77608049
Less than 17% of Americans have blue eyes

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2006/10/18/world/americas/18iht-web.1018eyes.3199975.html
>>
>>77608193
Ok, that makes sense.It's just that I've spoken to Americans before and they always say something about Norway all blue eyes so pretty blabla, and then I say hey you have it too, and they'll be like "NO WAY, haha in usa it's not that common desu".
>>
I have black hair and dark brown eyes
>>
>>77608205
>buying windows
>>
>>77608205

you dont need an i7

wait for those parts to be discounted around black friday/xmas time

>w10
>>
>>77607700
I almost forgot, remind me to buy eclipse glasses
>>
>>77608261
I'm too dumb to pirate
>>77608271
I do tho. I5 isn't as good in streaming or gaming
>>
>>77608205
why would anyone need:
a i7-7700K
16 gb of ram
and a GTX 1080 Ti

are you streaming yourself play gta v on a virtual console?
>>
>>77608216
Okay, what does that have to do with New Hampshire
>>
I have green eyes
>>
>>77607628
but they smell so bad
there are worse ones for sure, but sometimes people smoke and it's more like a wood smell rather than a burnt smell
>>
>>77608205
buy ryzen btw, 6 cores are cheap
>>
>>77608298

an i5 is fine for that, you can play anything at 1080p on that

an i7 is for fucks who do a bunch of video editing
>>
>>77608298
> I5 isn't as good in streaming or gaming

wat

streaming, yeah but gaming doesn't use hyperthreading which is the only real difference between i5 and i7
>>
>>77608254
>>77608317
CHI
>>
>>77607700
I'll be in South Carolina
>>
I have blond hair
>>
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Is the the greatest region anywhere on earth?

(Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, St. Pierre et Miquelon.)
>>
there's no reason to buy intel right now
>>
my eyes change color but are usually grey
>>
lane county is a ginger
>>
i'm a good guy
>>
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>>77608381
>>
>>77608381
vermont is quebec clay
>>
after i made that post about the kikes my internet went out
>>
>>77608431
4u
>>
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Gingers are the true master race.
>>
>>77608434
No meme answers please
>>
>>77608216
But then why do such a great amount of actors have blue eyes, you think?
>>
>>77608381
>>77608478

New Jersey
>>
>>77608487
Because the people casting those actors like blue eyes
>>
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>16 minutes remaining until Fallout 4 is installed
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>>77607700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmLk2vSXXtk
>>
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>>77608478
>>
>>77608524
Is that really a thing? Are blue eyes a sort of exotic thing that open doors in that industry?
>>
>>77608530
*turns off your computer*
>>
>>77608530
it's shit [spoiler]play pubg[/spoiler]
>>
>>77608530
Are you going to mod it? I beat it once then never picked it up again because I wanted to wait for all the DLC and good mods to come out but never got around to it.
>>
>>77608439
Obviously, as is northern Maine

Really though the entire region, as well as a substantial portion of Québec should be its own country called New Acadia/Nouveau-l'Acadie.
>>
really hate cicadas
>>
>>77608546
How does that even work? With so few nations in the world relatively to that amount of languages.
>>
>>77608563
I don't know, like I said, where I live it's pretty common but maybe if you live in a place like california where there are so many foreigners it's probably an attractive exotic sort of thing.
>>
>>77608631
I actually miss the cicada broods from when I lived in IL. There was something relaxing about their screeching on a hot summer day.
>>
>>77608546
Is this supposed to be a good thing?
>>
>>77608487
I think it's easier to act if you have blue eyes because the small changes in your eyes are more noticeable on screen
>>
>>77608682
yeah
>>
I've NEVER smelt a cute girls fart before
>>
*farts*
>>
back from lunch, buds
listening to molyneux in between prog albums
>>
>>77607634
>2 grams
dude, try 10 at least, shit
you're not gonna feel anything on 5g or less
>>
thread is at 290 posts and the dane is actively posting

you know what that means
>>
>>77608920
t. kike lover
>>
*makes the new thread*
>>
IN DIXIES LAND I'LL TAKE MY STAND
TO LIVE AN' DIE IN DIXIE
>>
>>77609056
i don't like his apologetic for kikes 2bh
>>
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NEED a french gf
>>
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>>77609086
>>
>>77608632
Many countries like India have hundreds of different languages
>>
Just realized destiny 2 is coming out in a little over a month and I have $105 in blizzbucks from converting my wow gold.

A little excited because I never got to play it because console shooters are shit
>>
>>77609151
Aren't those dialects?
>>
>>77609148
I find it kind of strange that most states in America have the Confederate Flag banned but it isn't banned up here.
Weird.
>>
>>77609111
>>77609111
>>77609111
>>77609111
new
>>
>>77609190
i wouldn't recommend it
>>
>>77609191
no
>>
>>77608327
I'm at 1440p
>>77608300
Maybe
>>
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>>77607446
>having fun
>degenerate
not even trying
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