/brit/-logang edition
[Intro: Logan Paul]
Hey Jake
I made one phone call
I got the same house as you
And the same cars, too
It's really not that hard
Oh hey, by the way, welcome to the top little brother
Feels good, huh?
But let's not forget how you got here
Yah, yeet
[Verse 1: Logan Paul & Why Don't We]
Little brother Jakey try to roast me? (what?)
Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long)
I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong
Let's talk about your garbage that you call a song
It should be every other day, just some strong advice
I made you famous once, it's about to happen twice
Yeah, you on Disney, but who helped you read all your lines
(That's me)
Don't forget boy, you were my shadow on Vine
Now you got a few subscribers, and you think that you're the shit
I'll admit, you got money, you got bars, you got chicks but you're a dick
You ain't thankful for your fans, it's kinda funny
Do your investors know Team 10 ain't making any money?
See, it starts with the talent
But it's hard when you got none
I think you kinda salty
'Cause I'm the favorite son
I'm a maverick, you're a sidekick
Yeah I brought you to LA
If there's one thing you should know
You don't fuck with the Logang
My instagram posts average 40 likes each.
anime
anime and so on
>>77600983
*punts it through a brick wall*
shan't allow a grim little feline runtoid to dictate the actions of the most powerful biological organism evolution ever shat out
having no animals is the correct choice
dogs are subhuman
>>77601031
ummm that would be the t-rex sweetie
GRRR CATS ARE MUSLIM PETS BECAUSE IT SAYS SO IN THE QURAN
I ONLY LIKE DOGS BECAUSE I ENJOY PICKING UP POO GRRRR MANLY DOGS GRR
I have a pet twink
i have a pet yank
dogs are fucking disgusting
just hate them.
Girls don't like boys girls like cats and moneyyyyy
Poo on you
Poo on you
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
>>77601044
why finland and norway but not sweden and denmark?
>>77601074
>>77601074
>>77601074
real thread
for fucks sake
they're still spamming this yank eceleb
>>77601031
would heem the soul at of you before you wree in 100 miles of that anons cat.
>>77600999
>>77601040
too easy
J’ai tout convoité, et je n’ai joui de rien
>>77601089
FUCK OFF thread splitting retard
dogs are literally the only animals that will love you regardless of circumstance, the moment you stop feeding a cat, he fucking hates you.
Also dogs never bite their owners(given they are well trained), a cat will not hesitate to claw at your eyes despite housing, feeding and cleaning him, kind of like a /brit/ poster to his parents
[Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one
[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!
[Verse 2: Nick Crompton]
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty
love dogs me
man's best friend
>>77601085
>toxoplasmosis
ah yes that old meme
literally a non-issue unless you have AIDS
if God's character is accurately depicted as it is in the bible and the koran then i dont want anything to do with him. even if he does exists. i am already morally superior to him. i already care more about people than he does. i've never sanctioned slavery. i've never sanctioned genocide. i've never sanctioned human sacrifice. God has though. so fuck him.
turns out that this logan thing is an r/incels meme
>>77601104
>Also dogs never bite their owners
most cancerous edition I've ever seen
hate cats
love dogs
DESPERATE for a wank. If there aren't any good posts in the next 5 minutes I might head off to /gif/
>>77601104
>the moment you stop feeding a cat, he fucking hates you
no they don't
>>77600957
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS TWAT AND WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING HIM?
current viewing material:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cMUC0IeB8
You think being ugly in some random non-aus anglo shithole is unbearable?
Try living in aus, shirtless weather constantly, beach/surfing culture, lifting culture(inspired by zyzz)
A run of the mill-chad in aus, is a fucking turbo chad in UK/US, and the turbochads in aus with their 6'2+ height, shredded bodies and wavy hair could steal your GF without even being in the country
Why do pakis start reeeeeeing about dogs when you mention how shit cats are?
love the paul posting gimmick
>>77601104
utter bollocks
[Verse 2: Nick Crompton]
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty
[Verse 3: Chance Sutton]
Two months ago you didn't know my name
And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up
I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off
Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you?
All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month
Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake
Think you need to get your shit straight
Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' on
Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all out the door
It's lonely at the top so we all going
We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin'
It's Team 10, bitch
We back again, always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you in the past
>>77601123
Just having the parasite alters your neurochemistry and your behaviour. Won't even touch cats any more, vile little creatures.
would enjoy watching my faithful hound annihilate an entire threadful of cat owners
the paki fears the white man and his four-legged best friend
my porn browsing habits:
1. Sparrow's Hentai Foundry profile, check for new pics
2. /gif/
3. /aco/
4. /d/
5. online adult flash games
>>77601192
source for these claims?
>>77601168
*dabs*
alright alright we can use my thread next
here's my mum again (middle) with her younger and older sister in transylvania
more pics to follow
>>77601182
Because they know it gives them away a mile off.
>>77601168
>he doesnt know about the logang
>>77601181
cant imagine being a non normie in australia
grim
>>77601181
ah yes, shirtless weather
watching daria
>>77601188
nice arse
>>77601188
dire face
>>77601215
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Behavioral_differences_of_infected_hosts
more romania
cute boys! :3
persian (?) girl with big boobs made eye contact with me on the train lads
fuck me lads bronald blumpf actually did something
>>77601289
it was intended
>>77601204
what breed is that? interesting doggo
>>77601181
EXCEPTIONAL post
HATE cats
LOVE dogs
simple as
>>77601303
bizarre post
>>77601192
>>77601274
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Toxoplasmosis/Pages/Introduction.aspx
it literally only seriously affects people with HIV/pregnant women/people on chemotherapy
you fuckwit
for most people it's never an issue and they'll be made immune to it for the rest of their life once their immune system easily deals with it
stop bullshitting on the internet because everything can be so easily disproved with a quick google search
fuck off and kill yourself you dumb twat
how do benders cope with the knowledge that they are biologically and morally unnatural?
>>77601302
maremma sheepdog
>>77601190
thought this nick lad was an american putting on a really bad english accent but it turns out he's a northerner
absolutely bizarre
>>77601303
fuck replied to the wrong shit
meant for >>77601204
>it's a "autist is incapable of liking more than one animal and spams the thread" episode
sick of re-runs
[Verse 4: Martinez Twins]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we switch the language?
We 'bout to hit it
Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero
Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero
Viviendo en U.S.A, el sueño de cualquiera
Enviando dólares a mi familia entera
Tenemos una persona por encima
Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima
Desde aquí te cantamos - can I get my VISA?
Martinez Twins, representando España
Desde la pobreza a la fama
[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!
[Verse 5: Tessa Brooks]
Yo, it's Tessa Brooks
The competition shook
These guys up on me
I got 'em with the hook
Lemme educate ya'
And I ain't talking book
Panera is your home?
So, stop calling my phone
I'm flyin' like a drone
They buying like a loan
Yeah, I smell good
Is that your boy's cologne?
[Verse 6: Jake Paul]
Is that your boy's cologne?
Started balling'
Quicken Loans
Now I'm in my flippin' zone
Yes, they all copy me
But, that's some shitty clones
They in all designer clothes
And they ask me what I make
I said is 10 with six zeros
Always plug, merch link in bio
And I will see you tomorrow 'cause
It's everyday bro
Peace
how can anyone dislike a nice cute cat?
>>77601327
>biologically and morally unnatural?
astoundingly stupid post
>>77601324
Bit touchy aren't we? Must be that cat shit parasite burrowing into your brain.
>LIKE BANE, BORN TO CRASH, THIS PLANE
>>77601269
Don't have to make babies with her. That body is bipedal viagra
>>77601342
delete this mate
dogs are just fucking disgusting and unpleasant
Why do Australians always make the most abhorrent posts.
making dubious and unsubstantiated claims on /pol/ again haha x
How fucking mad is this paki>>77601335
the jake paul gimmick isnt very funny to be honest
>>77601367
might be because we're abhorrent people
wahey!!
>>77601361
yea but this have to look at that honker
>>77601327
sweetie we are biologically moral in every sense of the word
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/13/highereducation.research
we are literally an individual nature control of population, as each son is more likely to be gay
>>77601358
I don't even have a cat
stop being stupid
>>77601378
>like both dogs and cats
>paki
ummm...
>>77601399
rasheed monglet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q9UEuRskQY
HES ALMOST AT 9 MILL SUBS
/TEAM10/
what do you reckon then lads haha
>>77601359
>>77601369
So like everyone else there?
>>77601088
Too flat, no lakes
>>77601383
I think it's the same person who tried to force their wrestling drama gimmick here
just not very good. possibly autism
>>77601352
it's a rather intelligent musing of mine actually
killed 2 cats in the 9 months i've been driving
don't know how they just seem to like going under my wheels
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk
dogs can actually fucking drive, try getting bubbles to learn, or even listen to you KEK
cats and dogs? nah
im more of a bird man
>>77601411
>le rainierwolfcastleface.jpeg
>>77601408
seems like a sharpest sword impenetrable shield scenario
Don't mind dogs just don't want to deal with their bodily functions simple as
The Gambia is one of only two countries that can officially have 'the' attached to its name.
can you name the other one? (without looking)
HAHAHAHA DOGS ARE SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ONLY PAKIS LIKE CATS
RORKE
RASHEED
WILLY
POO
BUM
WANK
PART
PARCEL
SOUTHERN PAKI
POORTHERNER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER QUALITY THREAD LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME BOYS HAHAHAHAHA
>>77601408
>le puppers
>le memes
why are dog owners so reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
ITS EVERYDAY BRO
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
>>77601455
the united kingdom
>>77601431
dumb mutt
>>77601455
USA
>>77601420
do you make a lot of those
>>77601455
The Vatican
>>77601395
if that were the case there should be millions upon millions of bent chinks and poo-in-loos
>>77601455
Democratic republic of the congo?
>>77601455
Th' Homoerotic Republic Congo
>>77601474
the commonwealth of australia
>dogs
>used to serve the blind, used in combat, saved the lives of countless people by dragging them to hospital, sniffing out mines/drugs, generally aided humanity
>cats
>do nothing and scratch their owners
hmmmmmmm
>>77601455
NeTHErlands
a pic from bucharest
poor god's blind children forgotten between the east and west
>>77601455
the ukraine
>>77601389
Close your eyes and use your hands
>>77601455
The Ukraine
>>77601500
HAHAHAHAHA GOOD POST VERY INFORMATIVE
>>77601455
The Bahamas
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vwy1ED36I
australia is the most normalfag country
>>77601485
it's almost as if culture had nothing to do with killing off homos!
or supressing us even in western nations where gay = bad throughout childhood
surprised we don't all end up shooting you desu
quite literally yodelling at the dog and cat insectoids in this thread
how about you get a real fucking animal you grim little queers
Disgusting that there are so many pakis in this thread. Can't wait until they're all finally genocided.
>>77601550
>normalfag
>>77601555
horses are money black holes lad, not really worth it tbqh
>>77601555
he sure looks happy being used as a literal mule
we stay where we are chaser (>>77601534) takes a step closer to us
>>77601557
*watches you kill yourself*
well that's one less already
>>77601555
You said it girl!
>>77601555
did you know australia had camels
>>77601578
"normie" is reddit you stupid fucking underaged dickhead
>>77601590
WTF did she really
>>77601555
horses are shit
>>77601602
well hello there reddit!! include me in the screen cap haha x
>>77601545
christ that animation is dire
>>77601555
rode on a horse once
>>77601590
really hope this isnt what it looks like
>>77601455
The Bahamas?
>>77601590
nice
>>77601455
not checking replies.the democratic republic of congo?
>I hate Pakis
Rorke
>I hate Pakistan
Rajesh
>I hate Jews
Rorke/Rasheed
>I hate Israel
Leftypol/Rasheed
snakes are literally the best pet, nothing beats the snek
>>77601631
It's exactly what it looks like
>>77601455
The Bahamas
>>77601628
me too
your mum was nice and tight
>>77601582
not if you race em
>>77601583
thoroughbreds live for the race, it's like hunting for a bloodhound
>>77601592
north america did too
>>77601647
what if i hate all of those?
>>77601648
rapist pedophile
>>77601656
WTF
>>77601624
Very limited budget and had only 500 days to do it all lad
>>77601648
sneks are cute :3
>>77601666
didnt know that, australia still has camels
>>77601656
oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>77601668
anglo
>>77601631
>>77601618
that's clearly a female horse
what how is not the democratic republic of congo a valid answer how else do u differentiate from the other congo fuk u
What countries begin and end with a? There are only 2
>>77601647
>>I hate Pakistan
>Rajesh
>>I hate Israel
>Leftypol/Rasheed
all me
>>77601709
america
>>77601682
recken I could do better
>>77601668
bizzaro leftypol rorkesheed
>>77601704
did you not see its massive dick?
>>77601553
Fuck off you gay cunt.
clumpf impeachment soon lads
>>77601709
angola
albania
>america
>>77601709
algeria
hmmmmmm
>>77601730
that's photoshopped
>>77601709
angola
cant think of the other one
>>77601668
radcen goodlad
>>77601709
albania
>>77601705
>The two Congos are officially Democratic Republic of the Congo and Republic of the Congo.
>>77601709
this is a lie
>>77601745
t. cum gulping horse girl
>>77601709
africa
>>77601709
africa
antartica
>>77601709
Angola
Andorra
Albania
Algeria
>>77601709
argentina
angola
algeria
armenia
andora
albania
more than two you twat
>>77601734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4
>>77601709
antarctica
>>77601709
American Samoa
>>77601464
only muslims hate dogs
>>77601705
retarded newtwat triprunt
filtered
>>77601704
That's not very nice I think she looks lovely WAHEY ahahahahaha x
>>77601788
he's talking about the official names you absolute mongoloid
*gulp gulp gulp*
practice my cursive for 2 hours each day
people who lack masterful penmanship aren't actually people at all - they're societal cannon fodder destined for the end of a rope
>insurance
how the fuck is this a thing, like "Oh yeah let me give you money for in case a thing happens, probably won't though haha xx and even if it does we'll find a way not to pay you"
>>77601788
>>77601785
Found the nerds
>>77601808
would vaporise your jaw if we ever met in a dark alley
>>77601829
fuck off bender
alri' lads, just slipped over and fell on a willy...again LOL! what am i like xo
state of this country
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500893640499.webm
>>77601822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDA6rZdPfA
>>77601792
Don't understand how this is a dilemma. You can easily do both.
>>77601829
bender
>>77601820
not falling for the fedora bait, but 95% of people can't even read cursive, what's the point
>>77601808
have never laughed so much in my life
>>77601829
'nder
>>77601834
dont usually let my jaw go anywhere on its own hahah x
how do they not get kicked by the horse
>>77601844
been a while since i last saw this
Ok lads what countries begin with v? There is only 1
>>77601844
would love to roast those cunts with a flamethrower
>>77601860
splitting one potato will satisfy neither
>>77601844
virus do not click
>>77601844
fuuuuuu it's been too long, I've gotten lax
>>77601844
really appreciate this gimmick and how irregular it is
keep it up
>>77601887
venezuela
vatican city
probably gonna get the sack for not ever doing any work haha
>>77601887
Vanuatu
>not being taught to write in cursive at school
the brainlet countries
>>77601844
twat
I have been decieved
>>77601822
>>77601856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdmLVZR42CY
I want the cia to not bother me
I want the fbi not to bother me
I want to migrate in canada
>>77601820
the only cursive I do is when I have to bloody read it hahaha
>>77601844
hate gooks
>>77601887
Venezuela
Vatican
Two already, fuck off
>>77601586
VERY good post
>>77601923
fuck off fruit salad
>>77601887
vatican
>>77601928
he's talking about the OFFICIAL names you fucking moron
>>77601923
nonce
>>77601937
despise trannies
>>77601914
i was taught cursive at school and i'm a poortherner, dunno where the heck these runts get off
hmm
quite a few (you)'s from that one
*logs responses in the database*
>>77601887
VENETO
Cheeky _______ with the lads.
>>77601928
I mean the legal names innit
>>77601946
Fuck off chav
>>77601961
U w0t m8
>>77601982
orgy
business ideas: find a way to scam deanos and idiots out of their money
>>77601983
okay so even then there's Vanuatu too
What countries begin with Z? There are only 4
once I was teaching a lab and at the end of it some guy said to me 'haha, they said i wouldn't need cursive'. i looked at him surprised, thinking he meant to write italics
state
purple monkey dishwasher
>>77601937
strangest image ive seen all year
/brit/ is the Burlington Bar of /int/
>>77601982
gangbang
>>77602007
start an altright youtube channel
Who is the best poster here? There is only 1
>>77602009
Republic of Vanautu
>>77602042
but i don't just want to make money, i also want to deprive other people of money
legally of course
>>77602006
>>77602038
its nandos you idiots
>>77602018
stalin was pure evil
>>77602018
Stalin was right-wing
http://niceme.me/
>>77602058
I just wanna finish college and move away from this shithole
>>77602075
post willy
zambezi
>>77602063
>X person was evil
a brainlet does history
>>77602051
that jewish lad with the schizo sister
>>77602018
it should have been trotsky
Hmm
>>77602112
2nd favourite african river
Cannot believe you're not going to be in the EU.
It is literally the golden path to teach us that globalism is wrong, something we won't forget.
>>77602094
are you one of the british thickos that fails their A level results and has to go to the balkans to become a doctor? knew a girl like that from 6th form but she went to bulgaria
bum's itchy, scratched the rim a bit and found a little white thing squirming, what the fuck
>>77602114
commie piece of shit
despacito
>>77602135
what's your most favourite?
>>77602112
been there
>>77602063
nope
>>77602081
wrong
>>77602125
nah
>>77602148
toiler paper
>>77602167
nile
Pinworms are back
>>77602148
>>77602149
dont cry
>>77602112
keep them north of it
>>77602189
do a hydrogen peroxide enema
>>77602167
>>77602182
Blue Nile
>>77602110
you first
>>77602170
hello SIDF
>>77602170
mate did i ask for your opinion? don't reply to me again or i'll obliterate your skull
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40728390
*blocks your path*
only have £100 left for the rest of the month fuck
>>77602138
No
In 2011 i told the ruleing party to side with putin and build the southstream so the rich guy whos the cousian of the pm can buy the stocks in the heating company and switch to gas from oil
Cia has been listening and thinks i am some russian sleeper agent because i am well connected and made my life hell here
>>77602138
mate went to Italy exactly because of this
>>77602235
well pounds arent going to get you very far in germany are they
>>77602223
is he ok
>be a kid
>had an itchy bum for like 3 years
>parents thought it was normal and never took me to a doctor
>research it when I get older
>realize I had fucking worms for the longest time
feel creeped out when i remember this lads
>>77602308
grim
>>77600957
Tell me about Logan. Why does he wear the make-up?
>>77601104
Dog is like a slave. Cat is like a friend
>>77605560
>kraut
haha yes piece of shit
and pakis