StoneSour edition
anime
sara
Single linking scum
Oo ahh up the RA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O16n2yPjEw
business idea: introduce new party policy to kill all trannies and homosexuals
do you guys like cultural appropriation
HOLY FUCKING YUM!
nigger
this is the sort of comprehensive in depth journalism I want to
>>77599158
when i have bad sex i feel bad about myself tbH
>>77599173
BOY HOWDY, PARDNER, AH SHORRRE DOO
need a qt short haired gf desu
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9StEAQJWpHWbFFNYl84QXZxU3M/edit
wrote a manifesto
>>77599178
Damn
filtered
>>77599199
that'll take forever, you're better off finding a regular haired gf and cutting some off
>>77599178
>that saturate amount
fuck off tubby
Are there falafel stands in Blighty?
>>77599219
not a fucking word
check this out
DUBS
>>77599199
swap that g for a b and here you go
>>77599219
found a typo lad, you put "emphasis on beat policing", not police beatings
trump is a bloody moron. why ban trannies from ALL positions? Not like they cant do admin jobs
>>77599219
>>77599193
dont know about what the others think but im not judging you and i dont think you should feel inferior because you never had sex
>>77599291
>gif
fuck off
>>77599260
haven't seen any, might be a few in londonabad
>>77599265
>>77599289
it promotes mental illness as something healthy.
>>77599260
nah
*tranny hater bait*
>>77599323
exactly EXCELLENT post
hubble bubble toil and trouble
this post will end in doubles
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
FUCKING BASED
GOD SO FUCKING BASED!
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
I LOVE YOU ORANGE SHART MAN
THE LEFT ARE THE REAL RACISTS
LEFTISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS
FUCKING BASED
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
>>77599289
something to do with medical expenses not their capability
>>77599238
that will take twice as long desu
>>77599354
grim
>>77599359
>LEFTISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS
spot on.
aren't all trannies on hormone pills?
>>77599183
>happens literally minutes ago
>expects a full 1000 word expose on it already
Besides people are searching for it on google already, being the fastest is important for dat der ad revenue
Got work in 8 hours.
>>77599353
>>77599323
no it doesn't it just treats them as people
>>77599291
test
wake up feeling unbearably depressed and agitated after drinking the night before but i find one or two immediate beers has a calming effect that lasts the whole day and doesn't wear off, really wish i'd realised this earlier on in life
do people just pretend not to find transgenderism disturbing to be polite or am I just a bigot
>>77599402
half an hour ackchyually
dont see whats wrong with joining the army for the medical benefits
seems fair enough to directly serve your country, take on the mental burden of helping your country kill other human beings, and put your outside life on hold for multiple years in return for healthcare
>>77599435
They pretend at first, but eventually they're so overexposed that they get used to it
banning transexuals from positions will only inflame things. another wrong move from president
https://youtu.be/Q8dxRaGOjwI
president trump made another error again, clueless americans! this is it for him I reckon
This transgender things is a distraction from Russia and Drumfps immanent impeachment
transgender
TRUMP IS SUCH A BIGOT
>trump literally hasn't done anything. Previous Presidents haven't allowed trannies either. Trump literally hasn't changed anything
Everyones thinking it but nobodys got the balls to say it so I will... seriously, fuck drumpf and fuck white people
>>77599420
this,
adolesence is getting blackout drunk
adulthood is realizing getting tipsy and being able to function the next day is better
trump is simply nonsensical...dont see how he wont get impeached
@77599515
Thanks for my yoo
>>77599515
lol 'cum' that's quite gay
i wonder if we should stop calling him president/...he doesnt deserve it
>>77599531
wish this thing would serve in the military to get captured and tortured by islamists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZmsDJvR3bA spiritual jazz lads
Hate transgenderism, don't automatically hate all trannies
>>77599461
>less than 1% of the population will decide the fates of the other 99%
ummmmmmmmmmm....i don't bloody think so, SWEATY!
THIS is how Hillary can still win
>>77599512
yeah alcohol is very moreish tho. especially wine
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myselff
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself
I know one thing for sure: there is NO way Trump is winning the nomination now
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like me
>>77599593
>>77599560
>>77599531
that just isnt cricket
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/890206362143256577
based Ben
reddit as fuck in this thread
>>77599594
>>77599596
>>77599612
>>77599617
Fucking millennials will never stop moaning.
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself.
>>77599512
adulthood is mixing liquor and xans blud not drinking 2 beers and calling it a night
fortnights pay was supposed to be in my account by 3pm ffs
guess goyim don't get the privilege of being paid on time
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself.
genuinely think there's a correlation between being mentally odd and blinking too much
>>77599594
>>77599596
>>77599612
>>77599617
>>77599643
well hello there reddit! put me in the screencap!!
*goes to eton*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails him out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself.
*hweifsif*
*akjfbadwkfbgikwbfk*
*asjjfbsadfdbfifbifibfibfsjskvvdg*
Ssdsdifhawfidb,fufbhfufbusfbifuesfuysfbyuska.
realised my problem is that deep down i dont think i deserve happiness. sad
Nigger
>well hello there reddit!
think that greggs post was the beginning of the end of /brit/
Hate gimmicks, I'm always serious and very autistic. As it should be, Simple as.
>>77599716
yeah
Quick draw once again nowhere to be seen
*watches anime*
*enjoys the anime*
*posts the anime*
don't get anime haters, why dont they just enjoy anime like me
So how do I make friend at the beach I'm a bit bored
not saying i do deserve it btw, i might well not deserve it
anyone remember mia khalifa?
would anyone here honestly feel safe with Poleaboo running around armed trying to defend us
>>77599765
>reads the stranger once
>>77599765
see if some blokes are playing football or group sports and ask if you can join in
if they're not cunts they will say yes
JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
*does the "hello nigger!" dance*
>when you make your name 10x longer than it needs to be so people notice you more
Silly tripfags, just makes me filter them quicker.
>>77599769
Grim
>>77599801
Yeah there's a few guys playing volleyball but they look like absolute show offs
>>77599765
shoot an arabian with your friend's revolver
Seriously though rorke thinks it's good trannies are literally discriminated against? If I replace tranny with white man how would you feel? Not good I bet. Hypocrites.
in romania you should only give an even number of flowers to the dead (guess because they have a 'match' - death)
odd for the living
I was the champion of throwing paper in the bin back in sixth form
dippers, curlers, wall bouncers, you name it
>>77599769
never liked her
might be a racist
>>77599787
no, but mainly because he's a paki
in romania people live in caravans
>>77599849
when we had to read that book in school a classmate told the arab girl in our class "see, thats what happens when your people cross the line" and she snitched him hahaahha
>>77599856
wouldnt really care if I was banned from joining the army
WHAT HAS TRUMP DONE
AH YES the united states
going to be eating my caviar with a silver spoon lads
>>77599860
what are you now
>>77599915
how about you eat my arsehole instead
>>77599911
dont care
>used to watch this british youtuber called Storpey
>he used to play tons of horror games
>decent lad, obviously loved videogames, bit of a wimp
>he got repetitive strain injury
>went offline for 1.5 years
>just uploaded a video of a horror game, thought he was better
>hes just watching a video of someone else playing
>his hand must still be fucked and he still cant even play a videogame himself for 20 min
Man this shit is fucked
:^(
daily reminder russians are the enemy
>>77599934
Poor lad, I'll have a look later
>>77599934
would disintegrate your chin if I ever met you
>>77599919
a student
>>77599945
its actually the chinese
rate
>>77599922
are you a cute female?
>>77599982
chav scum
reminder the """"""slovak"""""" is a proven nonce
the enemy? you wonder what his name was, why he was so far from home, and whether he was truly evil at heart
>>77599997
taig
>>77600000
shiiet
>>77599988
I can moan like one
>>77599934
just went on his channel and he never stopped uploading you lying twat
>>77600000
with digits like these i can't say no
love trains
not autistic simple as
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gallery/2017/jul/26/your-underwhelming-summer-holiday-photos?CMP=twt_gu
>>77600070
haha it rains sometimes hahaha
>>77600070
Looks comfy
>>77599860
i invented 5 trends at my schol
AGE 6
"Sumo Men", a simple lego design that looked like a sumo wrestler and was used for playfights in primary
AGE 7
"Jenga Club", a small gang of boys i led who made catapults out of jenga blocks and hurled the bricks at other boys wih them
AGE 10
"Pencil Flicking", a way of firing a pencil at great speed through the air by a flick of the wrist and a special hand position that kept it under tension. i used to carry 20-30 pencils in my pocket for impromptu shootouts with the other boys
AGE 14
"Weapons of Mini Destruction", a simple blueprint to make a crossbow out of 7-9 penciles, sellotape and a rubber band, that fired the metal tip of a biro fast enough to puncture cans and disintegrate cardboard targets
AGE 17
"Micro Cannon", small sachets of nitrocellulose explosives that, when dropped inside a small bronze tube i made and ignited, could launch a pencil sharpener a good 75 metres
>>77600088
I hate that kind of nose
just got my first chicken dinner, very tasty
>>77600070
stopped after the first pic
nation of whingers
>>77600131
nary a word of this novella
>>77599982
rate
>>77600048
sorry, i meant to say he stopped uploading the FPS horror games he loved so much
Europa Universalis doesnt count
the last one he played (not reacted to) was Layers of Fear about 14 months ago
business gimmick: refer to toilet paper as bowel towel
In saliva, scientists have found hints that a “ghost” species of archaic humans may have contributed genetic material to ancestors of people living in Sub-Saharan Africa today.
The research adds to a growing body of evidence suggesting that sexual rendezvous between different archaic human species may not have been unusual.
Past studies have concluded that the forebears of modern humans in Asia and Europe interbred with other early hominin species, including Neanderthals and Denisovans. The new research is among more recent genetic analyses indicating that ancient Africans also had trysts with other early hominins.
“It seems that interbreeding between different early hominin species is not the exception — it’s the norm,” says Omer Gokcumen, PhD, an assistant professor of biological sciences in the University at Buffalo College of Arts and Sciences.
“Our research traced the evolution of an important mucin protein called MUC7 that is found in saliva,” he says. “When we looked at the history of the gene that codes for the protein, we see the signature of archaic admixture in modern day Sub-Saharan African populations.”
The research was published on July 21 in the journal Molecular Biology and Evolution. The study was led by Gokcumen and Stefan Ruhl, DDS, PhD, a professor of oral biology in UB’s School of Dental Medicine.
>>77600181
decent. wanna live in aus on day too. any reason for UAE?
>thainonce
>vietnonce
>slovnonce
what about this thread attracts them
>>77600213
Just on my way back out to Aus for a visit till around xmas time, I'm gunna stop over at UAE (normally went through China but don't have the money to do that this time). Not a real visit more of a layover but still worth mentioning I guess.
>>77600244
what was italy like
>>77600000
slovaks btfo
MARCUS HAUSER
THIS
FOUL
DISGUSTING
SLUG
OF A "PERSON"
>>77600244
tell us about your time in italy
>>77600247
its a very fast general = very fast replies/attention
why are poms obsessed with australia
>>77600247
sex tourist expats
sexpats if you will
>>77600244
wow you visited every square inch of america? how long did that take
SURAH 4 VERSE 89
SURAH 5 VERSE 51
SURAH 58 VERSE 22
THREE VERSES IN THE QURAN SAYING FUCK EVERYONE THAT ISN'T A MUDSHIT.
WHY ARE PEOPLE SHOCKED WHEN THEY KILL KAFIR?
Is no porn enough? I feel like fapping is the lion's share of the problem as the whole meme relates to energy, mood looks standards and sex drive.
>>77599934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTm5Z3ExthI
seems like a good egg
>>77600298
bizarre post
>>77600247
it was a single yank that forced this idea that i am ulster
i'm not dumb enough to post myself on this site like he is but i guess i can't stop you from believing it
>>77600293
you wouldnt call a father obsessed with his son
>>77600293
cos why not
alri
>>77600299
unlike the koran, hadiths (like the ones you listed) can and should be ignored if they are later proven wrong. The Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) himself said this.
>>77600321
grim
in real life we only refer to each other as brothers if we do in the first place
>>77600339
can you go tell ISIS that then please
>>77600268
>>77600279
Spent a good time of middle school holidays there, enough to manage to speak some Italian. Northern Italy is lovely, actually a brit was running some course for NEETs in English at some point that my sister was taking it.
In general, it's just a good life and good food, no chavs.
>>77600131
would have bullied you
>>77600369
wb jobs
>>77600244
>>77600339
I didn't quote hadiths.
I quoted the quran.
ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
>>77600339
those aren't hadiths retard
>>77600293
it's like the opposite of britain
big spacious warm and far away from everything
>>77600299
امتي قد لاح فجر
>>77600401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4s1Ud3jic4
visit romania, there's a lot of french people in bucharest almost to the point where i was ironically saying excuse moi on the street and somebody thought i was french
Gets the noggin joggin
>>77600400
hm?
might cop some of these
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/
favourite subreddit
never want to live in the UK
want to live in canada 2bh
love anglos
hate europeans
simple as
>>77600497
I don't care
So this morning this milf in my office was complaining about how bad her protein shake tasted (it was one of those premade ones that come in like a little milk carton). And I told her that I like making my own shakes cause then I can put in fruit and other stuff to make it taste better. And she goes "oh I had no idea you were into working out!". Just kill me now lads.
>>77600485
creasing
>>77600482
like sure it's cool to visit but could you move there? how are job prospects if you know
>>77600497
this poster has a 150% chance of being asian
>>77600497
yea canada is nice going to toronto in a few weeks to see family
Job is making me suicidal, never should have left my old one. Easily in the top 3 worst mistakes I ever made.
I can't cope, I'm too scared to tell anyone, which is just making the pressure worse as I'm putting in substandard work and missing deadlines because I don't know what to do and the panic makes me avoid doing it.
Can't quit, can't die, can't stay. I'm fucked
>>77600501
good post
>>77600534
wrong
>>77600472
no interest in mongolia?
people who say w2c
people who spend loads of money to dress like niggers
hmm yes quite
>>77600559
What does w2c mean?
>>77600472
>crimea
REALLY gets the noggin joggin
>>77600578
want 2 cop
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/terrified-woman-finds-giant-huntsman-spider-lurking-in-her-home-a3596656.html
>>77600578
where 2 (to) cum
it's what you ask your lady friend before you spaff
>>77600511
there are some academic positions available in good universities in terms of what i know for skilled jobs
my sister's worked there all her adult life as a server or some other kind of service job but she's never had a problem finding a job
my cousin has been employed in italy for a good 10 years or so as a programmer (although salaries are shit)
don't think you will earn much in terms of money, but it's a different life (for some better)
>waiting at the train station about 1 hour ago sitting in the corner as usual away from the normies
>two giggling 14yo girls come and sit next to and opposite (facing me)
>theyre singing and playfighting with each other
>wtf
>girl in front has top so low cut i can see both of her areolas
>oh fucking hell
>stare at the floor
>she turns and looks behind her when a train goes past and her entire nipple pops out of her bra for a second
>mfw pic related
>her friend laughs ,calls her a slut and tells her to put her tits away
>she replied "everyone knows you're a well bigger slut than me gemma so don't even start" and makes a wanking motion with her hand
>take out my phone and try to stare at the screen
>the girl next to me starts playfighting with the girl in front and mounts her
>her shoe touches me so I look up
>her arse is right in my face and she has seethrough yoga pants with a g-string underneath
>both screeching and howling with laughter
>lean back and stare at the ceiling
>make eye contact, theyre both laughing and looking at me
>the one in front asks me how old I am
>get up and walk off
>>77600578
>>77600592
I thought it was where 2 cop
>>77600605
after how many time spent in a country is it considered "living in it"?
>>77600605
>>77600609
not a fucking word
im a bit of a world traveller myself, heh heh
after my europe tour next week and my trip to China in November I'll have ticked off the yellow areas all quicklike
>>77600578
which (way) 2 cork
>>77600618
Meant for >>77600604
>>77600609
who got up you or them?
>>77600602
>“We nicknamed the spider ‘Aragog from Harry Potter, and feel the spider has run into the forbidden forest,” she added.
Why are people not growing up anymore. They see everything in the terms of children's books. Also Huntsmans aren't even deadly, I never liked finding them but I'd rather a 1/3 of a foot wide huntsman than a white back in my towel.
Bane?
>>77600605
ye seems salaries are what you have to give up to have that dolce vita
I DOUBT YOU EVEN A MUSLIM
>>77600609
could have had sex with them
>>77600635
Translation: We had a family holiday every year to a different country. We never left the British tourist areas and I was always happy to be back home in Essex.
>>77600509
how does one "crease"
>>77600609
never happened
>>77600680
YOUR PROBABLY A SHIA INNIT?
just copped this
fill your threads until th bump limit you cancerous bongs
>>77600605
if you earn less but pay less to have a better quality of life its a win situation
the felines
>>77600712
hate gays
>>77600699
I'm literally walking back to the station now I hope theyve gone
>>77600696
similarly to how one would buckle
>>77600680
YOU AINT TO MUSLIM BRUV
>>77600696
growling at this post
>>77600609
>>both screeching and howling with laughter
had me until there
>>77600696
howling at this post
>>77600750
creasing
>>77600723
is that a british shorthair
not very intelligent cats
>>77600609
never happened
>>77600723
one on the left looks expensive
>>77600744
They were though
>>77600723
the nigger one is about to brap in the grey one's face
>>77600723
t. paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8
>>77600739
t. kuffar
did NOT know he was bent
>>77600777
I don't think I've ever seen a paki own a cat
>>77600762
both are burmese
wouldn't buy a british product x
>>77600719
that's why I said for some
'live better' is highly subjective: more fresh pizza, really good supermarket products, a peaceful life may not mean much if you want a pub or something else
>>77600699
>>77600764
>t. never seen a teenage girl
Sounds like standard council estate slut behaviour
In an ideal society, one spouse's earnings should be enough to provide for the family while the other spouse takes care of the home and raises the family.
Instead we live in a world where not even 2 people can support the household. The children are being raised by carers and teachers.
>>77600712
i have always wanted to be a powerbottom
but im too shy >w<
>cat people
>>77600723
mine is cuter
>>77600792
chang
>white man calling a literal 'sheed kuffar
kek
cant wait for the gentrification it will bring
>>77600791
pakis love cats, you fucking gimp
>>77600811
would fuck that arse into oblivion x
>>77600803
>council estate
grim
>>77600750
>>77600742
>>77600729
*does a crease*
waheey deano and mikey are gonna flip when they here about this
>>77600820
Kittens aren't cute, ugly little runts till they get bigger
>>77600834
t. dog nigger
>>77600825
*build new stations*
*doesn't matter because nobody can afford to live there anyway*
kek
Only countries I've visited are
Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Belgium, USA and Jamaica
>>77600834
no they don't
>>77600789
and it shouldn't change your opinion on him one bit, you're not a bigot right?
>>77600820
my cat would heem yours
only countries I've visited are scotland and wales
>>77600880
>Wales, Scotland, Ireland,
these are British counties not countries
>>77600885
yeah they do
source: im a paki
my aunt told me apparently africans hate dogs
says they fucking freak out whenever they see her walking her dog through Lewisham
>>77600696
i always assumed it means bending over due to laughter, such that your body has formed a crease
My instagram posts average 40 likes each
>>77600885
cats are pakis pets, you divvy cunt. they literally worship them
>>77600880
are you jamaican
because jamaican me crazy
>>77600936
proofs?
you share a thread with "cat" """""""""""people"""""""""""""
>>77600920
>countries
>>77600880
That is 4.36 million square miles, how did you see it all so fast?
almond milk tastes like fucking almonds
>>77600915
your cat looks retarded
>>77600931
idiot
>>77600933
mine are more like 18ish
my best post got 38 likes
>>77600937
think this every time I hear/see Jamaica
ah yes, the so-called "football fan"
>>77600929
A lot of them do yeah. Some are used to them though, depends where in Africa they're from. They haven't gone through the 14,000 years of human/canine partnership that Europeans have
>>77600947
*observes you distastefully*
>>77600947
Otherwise known as 'nu-males', or pakis
dogs are fucking disgusting
just hate them
ah yes of course dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc
not like any of you permavirgins will ever have a child, but do leave your dog unattended with your child, i'll have a laugh
>>77600953
literally not an argument
what are you implying
>>77600915
>fridge next to your bed
you fat piece of shit
>>7760098
all animals are filthy, cats too
>behind a girl on the bus
>she's on tinder
>probably around a 6/10
>swipes right only on turbochads, matches every time
>me
>probably a 5/10
>not had a match in weeks despite spamming right swipes every day
ah yes
>>77601016
fuck off
>>77600953
Wales (/ˈweJlz/; Welsh: Cymru [ˈkəm.rɨ]) is a country that is part of the United Kingdom and the island of Great Britain.[8] It is bordered by England to the east, the Irish Sea to the north and west, and the Bristol Channel to the south. It had a population in 2011 of 3,063,456 and has a total area of 20,779 km2 (8,023 sq mi). Wales has over 1,680 miles (2,700 km) of coastline and is largely mountainous, with its higher peaks in the north and central areas, including Snowdon (Yr Wyddfa), its highest summit. The country lies within the north temperate zone and has a changeable, maritime climate.
>COUNTRY
>COUNTRY
>COUNTRY
>>77601014
>being a swipe right tinder slut
>you
>pakis desperately trying to defend their hideous and useless pets
>>77601077
Gotta play the numbers game when you're not a chad