/brit/

Bane?

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any cagers ITT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTtG5gi_tWk

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kick subedition

>>77594049
nah
t. public transport masterrace

The first 10 or so posts in a new thread are always complete and utter shite. You just scroll past them until the actual thread begins.

desu I kind of like using a bike instead of a car to get around
only sucks getting a face full of leaded exhaust or when its rainy

>>77594049
I have two cars, one for getting to work and back, the other for errands

>>77594067
grim
>>77594069
dire

/brit/ more like /depressedbunch/

South East Asia official ranking

>ASCENDED
Singapore
Brunei

>NICE
Thailand
Vietnam
Myanmar

>BIT SHITTY
Indonesia
Malaysia
Philippines
Cambodia

>VERY SHITTY
Laos
Timor-Leste
Papua New Guinea

>>77594049
do you cycle to man?

goood way of scootin round

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>alri?
how do you respond? remember that he is 5 feet tall and could heem you in one peck

do sites like 4chan earn anything from using googe captcha?

>>77594021
the assumption the mental health commuinty makes is that for most people life is not an unerring stream bland of shitness, even for people who have a mostly shit life. For instance you are born on a council estate but you have fun playing football with the lads or watching a pirated vhs. So by most objective measures, and subjective from the lad himself, his life is a bit shit but he still finds pleasure form these activities and still is able to function as a normal person. Now if he became depressed he would stop finding pleasure or at least nearly as much pleasure from these activities he once derived pleasure from and would withdraw more and more into inertia. Hope that helps

>learning to code

KEK, EVERYONE is doing this, within the decade there'll be an oversupply of labour and I'll be able to hire some code monkey runt and pay him £3/hour to code my AI for me

Or I could hire pajeet at £1/hour right now

the fiancee practising for our wedding dance
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1501000631506.webm

Is autism on the rise in modern society?

If so, why?

>>77594084
unironically prefer public transport
not a slave to parking

>>77594086
tenous grouping png with south eas asia

>>77594108
she is extraordinarily overweight

>>77594108
funny because shes fat

>>77594090
security

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>>77594086
>Myanmar
you mean the place where they can legally cut your balls off for minor legal infractions as a foreigner?

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just ordered a testosterone testing kit

life is in the gutter haha

>>77594086
>Myanmar
>>NICE
mate

>>77594129
TONIGHT is the night you turn it around!

>>77594081
Why two? Does one guzzle the so called gas?

SCREAMING
>>>/fit/42277253

>>77594129
mong

>>77594129
you do girls slept with times 150

>>77594129
Hmm. How does one get hold of this?

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>>77594126
I meant money

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>>77594170

ah yes, well worth deleting the old thread

>>77594153
ROARING

early night lads x

highlight of my week is unironically drinking, my god where did it all go wrong

>>77594174
medichecks.com

'President' Drumpf is a racist and a fool

>>77594153
is that actually him?

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>dot rotten fans

>>77594184
reported

might watch ned's declassified school survival guide

sunbathing and exposing as much skin as possible is one of the best and easiest ways to increase testosterone

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>>77594195
night x

Drumpf is a chlorinated chicken

>>77594226
love the man with the floppy hear and the nerdy black man lol, based show xx

>>77594239
I'm peeling off dead sunburn skin as you posted that

Minister on SkyNews saying ICE vehicles have about 15-20 years left for private cars

>>77594253
did it air in the UK

>>77594108
its sad and its shitty to laugh at these people

>>77594213
possibly
https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/889613285045280768

>>77594245
Lol

do they have the simpsons in america? thought it was just a british tv show

>>77594239
I supplement vitamin d though

>>77594304
nah, only in canada

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>>77594213

300
Fuck off with this bizarro shimmick

>>77594262
not until sunburn, but just for a while at least every day
the more skin exposed the more natural steroids your body makes
I lay out on the balcony naked usually just after noon when the sun is most powerful to absorb its energy

>>77594304
had to reread this post a couple times and couldn't make sense of the flag

even by /brit/ standards this thread is pretty dire lads can we sort it OUT please

>>77594345
Hate this normie meme

Can I be British too?

>>77594345
despise normies like this

fuck off

>>77594304
no, they also don't have our 25+ draconian drinking laws

>>77594359
same

For any lads who were following the last day or so, Rose messaged with about 30 minutes left to spare x

P mental that normans have casual sex

>>77594345
so fucking over this shit
so over it

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Who here logang?!?!

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didn't think I'd get so much hate for my post

Is it abnormie to care how many guys a potentual gf has fucked?

>>77594300
>>77594333
Who the fuck are these people and why do you keep posting them?

>>77594400
NAH I'M a jake pauler

fuck the logang

>>77594345
>HEY BRO DEPRESSION LOL XDD

No

>>77594413
unless you want to marry them virgins are shit it shouldn't matter unless ur some kind of cuck that cares

>there are at least 1.8 billion South Asians on the planet

didn't know the Earth was that smelly haha

>>77594391
tfw attractive normbal but shocking sex drive and low confidence haha

hahHAHhaha

ahaHHa

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

want to visit NK and Myanmar before they turn into ersatz of the west like the rest of asia

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>>77594426
Good lad, /team10/ EVERYDAY BRO!

>>77594413
no. most guys don't want a used whore who has fucked 100 guys

>>77594413
only to a point. nothing wrong with not wanting to go out with a girl whos shagged a 100 blokes. but its abnormie when someone wont when a girls done like 10

>>77594448
CUZ THE SLUMS GOT SO MUCH SOOOUL

crown the empire are a fucking shit band

howling at the fact post malone once auditioned to play guitar for them

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>>77594438

>>77594413
the fewer the better, but limiting yourself to only pure virgins is unrealistic and autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU3ylQOWw_Y

>>77594521
hello nigger

>>77594484
>>77594509
These are a good compromise but compromises, me being a radical centrist.

>short
>wide hips
>feminine facial features(no jaw, big eyes, long eyelashes)
>beta as fuck
>get a testosterone blood test
>on the high end of average

hmmm

>>77594521
nigger in the booth

>>77594526
*but I'm easily convinced by compromises

got my 2nd driving lesson in 10 minutes lads, and for some reason even though the 1st went completely fine im more nervous this time around

>>77594546
do a burnout

>>77594546
Why isn't a relative teaching you for fee?

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>nigger in the booth

>>77594438
bigoted post

>>77594542
how much experience did you have with black yank women? are they slutty?

>>77594434
this it is basicly irrelevent beyond virgin vs not virgin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXPokxqJkWk&t

>>77594529
What was it? Also test doesn't govern height much, or a lot of the other features you mentioned. Plenty of tall good looking twigs who would be crushed by a 60kg bar on their back.

>>77594562
Never fucked a black yank. They are slutty as are all attention seeking women, but they'd be very loyal to a fit white man with a job.

>marrying a roastie
[small brain]
>marrying a virgin
[bigger brain]
>marrying the girl you've been going out with since 15 after losing your virginities to eachother
[blue swirly massive brain]

have stopped drinking coke lads

i'm 2 days in and haven't had a sip yet. Used to drink ~500ml+ a day

>>77594529
hey it's almost as if testosterone isn't everything and being concerned over that sort of thing just points out how much of an autist you are (which explains everything)

how does one get from Europe to China safely without using planes or ships?

seems like you have to travel through either Eastern Europe or the Middle East to do that and those are both pretty red-flag areas

>>77594571
>Girl who has had 1 bf only Vs girl who has had 10 and 40 casual encounters is the same
Ah yes, not like their behaviour will be vastly different or anything...

>>77594619
highly likely the second girl will have had less sex, yes, i agree

>>77594615
train
take the trans-Siberian

would rather have a virgin and teach her how to fuck than have a girl who's fucked 10 guys to be frank

the king

is

a

bender

>>77594613
It is pretty important though and massively undiagnosed in modern males, because of people like you who think it doesn't matter. If you have below average test in relation to the modern standards (which are already low), chances are you will probably suffer from chronic fatigue, easy fat gain and low muscle building

>>77594615
walk

>>77594605
galaxy size brain: marrying your sister

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Cheese toastie time

>>77594615
eastern europe is safe as fuck mate

>>77594671
universe sized brain: have a daughter with your sister and marry her

>>77594662
okay?
don't care

>>77594676
grimace

the current gf i've had for a year and a half (my first) had two sexual encounters before she met me (an ex-bf she had for a week and a one-night-stand)
don't really mind that too much, considering how obsessed she is with me.

if i was to get a new gf in the future, i'd probably take into consideration that fewer partners correlates with loyalty

drink a good half a litre of cheap energy drinks most days

Cannot be good for me

>>77594718
Is she cute?

>>77594400
>>77594426
incredibly weak gimmick

Oli Sykes

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>>77594736
Haters are sad af dude, don't be one of them.
Logang OUT

>>77594732
cute with some flaws
yeah i like her

>>77594676
>ketchup on before it's toasted

state of you

>sperm counts in Western men have plummeted by nearly 60%

Hmmm

>>77594770
it's because everyone's fat and unhealthy

>>77594773
wrong. it's because the black man has superior seed in comparison

>>77594769
It’s sriracha

>>77594761
Enjoy m8. Jelly. Fell hard for the incel memes. Feel like all decent women are just well groomed facades.

>>77594784
as if that makes it any better

ate one meal yesterday
haven't eaten today yet

seriously if you play widowmaker fuck you

>>77594783
hmm
no

>>77594773
it's sriracha

don't like this Ethiopian lad

>>77594788
Stupid boy

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>>77594685
*crawls towards you*

>playing underignore in the year of our lord plus two thousand and seventeen

state of you.

>>77594815
Think he meant widowmaker engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPrqsIoJTFc

:3

bugs...

yeah its time for me to do what i got to do

OOO NANA WATS ME NAME

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YtqfWK0dkq0

Why are Englishmen such fags they can't asks a girl out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-9GWFuS5w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzUjIVVVAhk

good morning

>>>/tv/85474966
this shit slays me

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>>77594855
dinner...

>>77594900
It’s the afternoon

>>77594893
She has an attractive boyfriend with a big duck and a good job. Would never come near you

nah but seriously though FUCK drumpf

>>77594893
stop posting this girl

looks like she's got a disgusting fanny that reeks of tuna

>>77594927
that describes all women

Honestly I’ve got a massive duck and it never helped me with girls the feathery bastid

>>77594924
>with a big duck
jelly

>>77594546
I stalled the car for the first 5 lessons, nearly gave up trying to drive. After 10 more lessons I passed the test first time. Driving's a piece of piss.

>>77594927
MMMMMMm

fake orgasm: trying to act like a porn star screaming
real orgasm: legs shaking afterwards, smiling and hugging and kissing you afterwards, clearly in a good and lovey mood

I got my driving permit at age 15

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>>77594279
fixed

Some runt keeps trying to take over the Pokemon gym outside of my house, his username is even “KingOfTheWoodman” (woodman is the name of the gym) but I keep cunting his pokebugs off immediately haha

What a little RODENT

>>77594923
well i just got up so it's the morning for me

>>77594987
thank you

>>77594986
Because yank roads are all straight lines, plus you all drive automatics.

>>77595001
You don’t get your own personal time zone now UP UP UP AND WORK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc


WTF

>>77595009
why do you think that? amd I drive manual

>>77595009
very good post

two of my fatter runts got their hands on smartphones and are playing some kind of retro gaming app
how cute
*presses the scalding water release button*

Legal age to drive is 18 in this country but you need to be 25 to get a license

Same goes for drink too. Draconian nation.

>>77595020
>You don’t get your own personal time zone
urm your wrong sweat :) x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo

>turning left is considered an extreme driving manoeuvre in the usa

why won't IT LET ME TAKE OVER THIS GYM

>2017 and still no takyon boy to guide me through modern times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0nc-k98HU

Always chuckle at the thought of American car thieves breaking into a manual car and being unable to steal it.

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Bit scary

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-40703391

rorke.

>>77595039
fuck off you autist cunt no one cares for nor remembers this stupid argument (except me of course)

>>77595047
LITERALLY the same for canada

>>77595061
dunkirk in 3D

>>77595061
u in corsica?

>>77595047
fuck off leaf, there's literally a show called canada's worst drivers
as if your roads are any different from ours

>>77595059
Well it's considered cool and masculine to drive a stick. A lot of guys know how or had to learn on their parents old cars. Inaccurate stereotype

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why does the daily express type like brit posters

>>77595065
i remember it and smile every time

>>77595080
Not far from Bormes les Mimosas, South of France
We had loads of smoke yesterday so much it stung my eyes

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>>77595073
fuck Canada

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I'm a fairly liberal guy, but I have a theory that tight clothes make people promiscuous. I'm hornier when I'm wearing tight underpants or shirt, because it stimulates genitals, nipples, and other areas of skin. That and it's naturally more releasing, and it's a cocktail of perceived sexual indiscretion.

Whereas people in ancient times wore loose fitting garb.

Do you guys agree?

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>>77595096
see what i mean

>>77595083
>it's on a TV show so ha
yankest post I've seen today

>>77595096
>>77595123
I think /brit/ and tabloid trash just type like retards

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>>77595118
More promiscuous*. There have always been sluts and such.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI

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>>77595136
yea probably
daily mail and that type all do it

>>77595115
damn southern france cant catch a break
either its flooding or forest fire
i was in hyères a few years ago and it was nice

fund welfare with a 100% inheritance tax

>>77595096
just read this article

what a fucking non-event. It was just banter and he wasn't 'FUMING' at all

fucking hell the STATE of the daily express.

>>77595153
Not far from Hyeres myself, but yeah the firemen never get a break they work their arses off to protect everyone

>>77595161
fuck off you entitled little socialist runt with a chip on his shoulder

>>77595161
this, wealth shouldn't be allowed to be passed down, it creates mass inequality. It should be released back in to the system

>>77595161
make passing wealth between generations impossible? or does the 100% only apply after a threshold?

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>>77595151
>it must be PAINFUL

>>77595161
>>77595197
ah yes this totally won't cause people to find loopholes and ways to avoid the tax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhxPhqzMwg

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I have a theory that the water's turning the fucking frogs gay!

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>>77595197
>WAAAAAAH I WANT YOUR THINGS

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>order vibrator and nipple toys yesterday
>got Amazon prime so it would arrive today when I thought sister and mummy would be out the house
>turns out mummy swapped her days around at work
>vibrator arriving today and i can't use it out of fear of being heard

Love amphetamine simple as

>>77595252
sort yourself out mate

>77595252
>gaynime paedos

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>>77595252
get out of here poofter

@77595252
kill yourself you disgusting freak

>>77595252
fucking state

>>77595252
the state of /brit/

>>77595269
>>77595271
>>77595273
>>77595281
>>77595282
very homophobic for today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObmCzalA_Ro

LADS

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>>77595269
>>77595271
>>77595273
>>77595281
>>77595282
>>77595287
I'm actually unironically a girl.

choon

https://youtu.be/q5KU-ojYDuU

>>77595314
no you're not

Just suffocated my dick trying to fit on a medium sized condom with a softie

It's gone purple

>>77595314
>>77595321
pics x

>>77595314
>no timestamp
What do you expect from us exactly

>>77595314
unironically tits or gtfo

>>77595314
FONT

>>77595314
gay

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in the final issue Guts tries to kill Griffith in a huge final battle and almost does but can't bring himself to give the finishing blow so he hugs Griffith instead and through the power of friendship heals all the evil in his heart and they go off together to the elf island to live in harmony together in a small cottage
Fast forward 40 years and they are both old men sitting on the porch laughing and reminiscing about their adventures, an elderly caska brings them both a pitcher of iced tea and the all stare off into the sunset together as berserk says "Truly it was a Golden Age"
THE END

>>77595357
dont care jog on sunshine

>giving this much attention to "it"
the absolute state of

>>77595357
well stop posting this

>>77595357
Disgusting/ don't care show titts

>>77595357
virgin?

anyone wanna see my tits? im a girl(male)

>>77595357
hhhhhhh

>putting vibrators up your arse is gay now

ugh, plebs have never even experienced a prostate orgasm, I pity you

is there a /brit/ minecraft server?

Honestly not a racist bone in me and I genuinely dislike racists
But that picture of that polish lass with her baby makes me fucking LOL

>>77595328
Are you the bender who said he wanted to kiss my hairy legs?

anyone wanna see my tits?
I'm a man (fat)

>>77595403
yea

>>77595243
You don't seem to realise that individuals gain massive wealth by defrauding others. People rarely make fortunes ethically. I'm not saying it never happens, but I'd say a good 80% of fortunes are made on deception, lies, crime, and other fucked up premises. It's only right a portion of the wealth is returned to the defrauded.

That's what the world is like man. Winners and losers. Those who know how to make a quick buck, and those who get stripped of their cash.

>>77595403
hello 12 year old

>>77595405
what pic

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>>77595405

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having something phallic shaped in ur arsehole doesn't make you a bender

bleeding out of your cunthole doesn't make you a bender

>>77595439
shitting is a natural fonction too you fucking mong doesnt mean each one of us post pics of our shits

report this vile gore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSGMg8GTLw

>>77595439
do you watch BLACKED?

>revealing that you're a girl on /brit/

oh sweetie don't do this

Think you need to be addicted to nicotine before you can actually enjoy it

>>77595439
Ah yes, a natural bodily function. That means everyone has to find it lovely and beautiful

Would you like to see a picture of my liquid alcoholic shit?

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>>77595458
I do... but not rn.
Enjoying the sun atm

>>77595458
Shut up Frenchie.

>>77595477
No. It's gross.

>>77594676

Sauce before toasting,

On your bike

>>77595498
people enjoying the beach while there's a forest burning not far. love the contrast

Why do women always reply to multiple posts at the same time? It's always a dead giveaway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O16n2yPjEw

>>77595559
it's a play to try and get more attention

>>77595559
what if I reply to the

>>77595559
same post

>>77595559
>>77595559
>>77595559
multiple

>>77595559
>>77595559
times?

where to find Murdoch Murdoch videos?

playing with my willy

>>77595602
lets see x

>>77595552
Agreed, mind you there've been no casualties yet so they're just keeping an eye on it

Could see fire a few minutes ago and it KILOMETERS away, must've been massive flames

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>>77595585
nowhere now, rorke

>>77595602
pics x

new
>>77595619
new
>>77595620
new
>>77595619
new
>>77595620

>>77595481
don't worry, nobody has

>>77595620
>>77595620
>>77595620

New

>>77595620
>>77595620
>>77595620

>>77595636
>>77595646
why do we not even wait for 300 any more?

>>77595661
Nobody wants to make a post with so little (you) potential

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>>77595559

>>77595661
/brit/ has gone a full bender

I want to die

Sorry sweeties, this is my thread now

>>77595619
>>77595619
>>77595619
>>77595619
>>77595619

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