/brit/

>oh my god, I thought you were gay

oh my god, me too

got an ice cream the other day with choccy sauce and a flake, she asked if I wanted hundreds and thousands so I said no just the one thanks aha

>>77592510
it is though

>>77592532
proofs??

>>77592529
dickhead fuckface retard

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>why yes I AM addicted to gambling

>>77592544
>gif
fuck off

>Banksy stencil soars past Hay Wain as UK's favourite work of art

we barbarism now

>>77592532
t. blames his lack of success and thus ambition on an imaginary affliction

>>77592540
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/depression/Pages/Introduction.aspx

>>77592544
she used to be so pretty

>>77592529
Fucking motherfucker fucker

>>77592550
plebs dont have any taste. this is known.

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>it is though

>>77592564
>>77592543
got an ice cream the other day with choccy sauce and a flake, she asked if I wanted hundreds and thousands so I said no just the one thanks aha

>>77592556
mad that Liam Payne met her as a spotty teen in x Factor and now he's slung a baby up her

every lad's dream

>>77592552
t. pretends to understand psychology better than the entire medical profession

>Depression is a legi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg

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>Banksy

>>77592590
stop posting this freak

got an ice cream the other day with choccy sauce and a flake, she asked if I wanted hundreds and thousands so I said I'd like to see fit them on!!

thank you Madison Square garden you've been wonderful!
*audience applause*

Wish depression weren’t real hahaha

Nothing wrong with Banksy

mum didn't put a frosties bar in my lunch today, depressed now lads

passport arrived lads
finally can buy ciggies by myself again

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>Hi there Dr Patelstein, I'm feeling a bit sad
>Hmmm nod good my flend, vut are youh doingh, day-do-daay?
>well I spend all day in my room talking with other sad people online with my blinds closed, sometimes I get up to eat once a day, usually a rustlers burger or maybe just a block of cheese. I stay up until 3am and then sleep for 12 hours
>hmmm I dink you are dipressed, yis?
>that sounds logical!
>I vill priscribe you sum medication dat vill get rid of alllll your emotion, you vill be like zombie!
>wow! sounds like this will solve all my issues, thanks Dr Patelstein!

>>77592590
opened this page ready to listen to a medical professional explaining why depression is not the disease it is thought to be

>>77592607
other than him being an ugly leftycuck faggot who ruins people's property

Stole a frosties bar out of some fat cunt's lunch today

>>77592621
he has almost 1m subscribers hun I trust him over any doctor

wait, you're telling me if I was disabled then I could get free money without having to work?
hmm but I don't want to be disabled, so I guess I can't do it...
that makes me really sad...
...WAIT A MINUTE

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>other than him being an ugly leftycuck faggot who ruins people's property

>>77592626
private property is theft.

decided I'm going to upgrade from normie to meganormie lads
shall do this by regularly fucking different easy girls and not giving a shite about anything

if depression doesn't exist then why do i want to kill myself every day?

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gas the heteros

money is theft

>>77592626
Love angry brainlet yankposts like this

>>77592626
>ugly
how is this even real lmao no one knows who he is loooool

>>77592646
because you're a sadact twat

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>>77592510
depression is very normal reaction to this insane society. in a sense, those who live without depression, would be certainly paralyzing their nerves or too stupid to realize it.

>>77592656
>defending graffers

fucking state. Are you literally 12?

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>okay Mr Anon and I see here on your form you're applying for disability benefits, what disabilities do you have?
*cracks open a diet coke*
>I voted UKIP in the la-
>say no more senpai

>tfw no future gf

>Nothing wrong with Banksy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnpV1GfvoN8

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>>77592657
yes we do

Monkey is theft

>>77592647
bet that doesn't repulse women on a subconscious level

>>77592579
>some effeminate runt makes millions for being in the right place at the right time while you slave away for two grand a month providing a service to society

sometimes I get where commies are coming from

>>77592646
see >>77592617

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>>77592687

banksy should be arrested and punished for vandalism 2bh

or is the law flexible for certain people? doesn't sound very just.

>>77592661
fanks eyeball paul!

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>i'm unhappy with my life but i'm not going to do anything about it

>>77592692

>sometimes I get where commies are coming from

a cuckshed?

ANGUS MCFIFE IS HIS NAME

rorkes going mad about street art again

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>>77592696
>chain around its neck
>being teased
>clearly emotionally distressed

>>77592713
was thinking more single mothers

>>77592671
Sorry what? I wasn’t paying attention to the conversation, I just enjoy it when thicko yanks get riled up and start spewing out “faggot” and “cuck” left right and centre, it amuses me

>why yes i do support mr shekelstein deciding how my town looks

need qt pics of commie slags with nice chebs and a good jaw

>>77592723
*notices your tear*
*throws hundreds of mind-altering drugs at you*

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/weak-men-more-likely-to-be-socialists-study-claims-rsnc3l8mk

>>77592719
love graffiti
but banksy is lame and only numales like him

>>77592723
probably in a paki zoo. they treat animals like shit. savages.

gooooood mooooooorning peasants!

>>77592719
When did rorkes go mad about street art before?

>>77592745
You post this three times a day and I’m not sure anyone has replied to you until now

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Australia really makes you think

egg

>>77592758
first time i've posted it haha

alri leftypol

cat's fallen asleep between my legs but i wanted to get up...................

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study--conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html

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>dude if you're unhappy with your life just make it better

>>77592745
>The strong on the other hand, who in their cavemen past had no problems controlling both women and resources they had no intention of sharing, are far less likely to see the virtue of egalitarian social policies.

cavemen shared everything

>>77592779
wank onto the cat

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>>77592723
Here's a happy one to make up for it

anyone else feel like /brit/'s become a lot more twattish in the past year?

the atmosphere just feels like there's a lot of new posters posting, younger posters, there's more arrogant students than ever before, proudly liberal and lefty posters chatting bollocks all the time, normies and benders using this place as their space, really snarky humour

just doesn't have the charm it once had in 2013-2015 where you knew most of /brit/ were either failed normies or autistic virgins, waifu spam between Cara, Sersh, Kpop, Maisie and various slags was the norm, anime posters had a presence, bisexuals like sershlad were mocked, crossdressers like cornwall were reviled, political chat was less frequent since we all liked Are Nige, debating which flavour crisp was superior, quaint games like haxball and words that follow were played, the fun we had mocking lisicki and fatcam and making OC and edits, most posters were between 22-28, whereas now it feels like the 18-19 year olds run the show

it just feels like old/brit/ was comfier and nu/brit/ feels like reddit or a Facebook group chat.

>>77592780
ok to say that but not ok to say blacks are less intelligent.

more hypocrisy from the left lol

>basing it on racism
Hmmm....

>why yes i don't mind if some fucking spastic paints a huge black willy on my rear fence

>>77592777
You posted it at least twice yesterday, along with “le leftypol” shimmick

What I’m saying is you need to change it up and/or gas yourself. Tedious little runt.

>>77592793
the animal is still in a cage mate, don't agree with zoos whatsoever unless it's one of those rehab zoos that takes in orphaned victims of poaching

>>77592804
when did i ever say it's not okay to say blacks are less intelligent? Silly dumb rorkes failing to understand simple concepts

>>77592801
shant

>>77592801
It’s been this twatty for ages and the mad Rorkes biting at everyone don’t help

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>>77592818
Fine, whingebag, here's a free range monkey for you

>>77592793
orangutans look like downies and I imagine a mong would react in exactly the same way

>>77592801
read nay a word

>>77592801
if only racists weren't so incredibly easy to rile up

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random command prompt window just opened on my screen but disappeared instantly

only thing i saw was .exe

>>77592824
>playing stupid
some impressive mental gymnastics

>>77592835
holy shit monkeys utterly blown the fuck out lmao

>>77592812
no idea what you're on about, i saw it on the Daily Wire.

>>77592847
destroy it with acid

>>77592801
it's the yanks wot ruined it

>>77592847
virus mate, you need to bin it

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>>77592835
>goes to punt the monkey
>falls on his arse

>>77592848
mate umm... there are 4 posts in this chain
none of them refer to whether it is okay to say black people are less intelligent

any big lads in?

16 stone 6' 2" here

Oh fuck it
Going to take speed so I can actually get something done today

>>77592845
>>77592831
if you believe it's the "rorkes" who are behind /brit/'s decline, you're being willfully ignorant

>>77592880
12 and a half stone, 5'7

5'8"

hey! who just took my creamcake

>>77592880
how big are the stones?

>finally find a free version of a Xev Bellringer vid with another girl

>she's clearly not into it and is visibly cringing as she kisses the other girl

>goes straight back to sucking cock while the other girl keeps trying to be flirty and getting rejected

Bloody shame

>>77592912
bit personal

>>77592912
medium

>>77592886
Fuck off Rorke.
>complains about too much politics in /brit/ but then defends Rorkes
Cognitive dissonance is immense

5'7
22
V (not kissless or hugless though)
dunno how much i weigh but i'm not fit, i'm a skinny runt
6.5 x idk cause i've never measured girth

>>77592914
>finally find a free version of a Xev Bellringer vid with another girl

incestflix mate, has all her vids

>>77592914
not that great how the porn industry forces women to change their sexuality

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>A 20-year-old Chinese man who came to Pattaya on a group tour with his mother decided to lay down on the street and kick and scream when his mom bought him pizza instead of a McDonald’s burger for lunch, according to local media reports.
https://youtu.be/np3RkhiwTSU

Honestly feel sorry for all you provincials who don't get to enjoy the London Experience, I mean just LOOK at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

5'9
23
done all the sex with lots of ladies (20-25)
umm like 12 stone?
6.5x6

>>77592940
all me

>>77592940
should have brought him mcdonalds then it really is very simple

>>77592940
Shit off nonce

>>77592780
>Children with low intelligence grow up to be prejudiced
>Right-wing views make the less intelligent feel 'safe'
>Analysis of more than 15,000 people

>>77592923
just want to return to a simpler time where there's less politics because we're all rorkes and largely agree with each other

tall
young
yes
brick shithouse
big

Getting angry and confused reading the news again so I'm going to stop

>>77592940
screaming

imagining the gooks from uni doing this

>>77592940
just look at the scenery, literally third world, feel sorry for you mate

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>>77592927
no way this handsome fella is a virgin

>>77592977
na just me phimo

>>77592976
>Pattaya isn't a shithole
said nobody ever

>>77592966
big if true

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Comfy on the balcony in the rain even if it gets wet as fuck
If only it didn't rain all day

>>77592940
>actually going out to the street

What a fucking normie

>>77592935
If you make your living as a pornstar, you have to accept that it's part of the job

>>77592986
>I know about some random third world place called Pattaya
Said the third world nonce

>>77592940
Aww, we thought you'd been arrested for lese-majeste

>>77592986
post pics of where you live to prove it's not a third worlds shithole

thought pattaya was some kind of fruit

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>>77593018
alright alright

Alright lads just packing my stuff up and moving to a third world gook shithole to slave away earning gooky peanuts for the rest of my life with no friends or family or countrymen.

Not a nonce on the run from Merseyside police just love humidity and dengue fever, really is simple as.

>>77593023
he says the same about you mate

the UK is SLIGHTLY less of a shithole than thailand tbf

>>77593018
have a look around outside Central World

https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights

5'9
24
fuck every 2 months, done sex with lots of boys
14 stone, i'm thicc

>>77593048
virus

>>77593031
fucking HOWLING, he literally can't say this sentence "the king is a bender" he is LITERALLY forbidden by law to say it, fucking scaredy cat

>>77593051
>thicc
pics x

taking back sunday

>>77592965
Your memory is playing tricks on you, Rorkes loved nothing more than preaching to the choir 24/7. This place has always been riddled with politics shite.

>>77593048
white elephant if i ever saw one, nonce

95% of thais can't even afford to shop there

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POST COMMIE SLAGS NOW

cat is snoring now between my legs!!!
I CANNOT INTERRUPT THIS

>>77593060

i'm a boy

>>77593057
he's still in the UK knob did you even read the post?

>>77593072
That's probably like the 4th or 5th nicest mall in that list lol

>>77593083
hownew.ru

>>77593083
how fucking new are you cunt

>>77593077
obviously, that's why i asked

>>77593075
*grabs it by the tail and fucking shotputs it out the window*

>>77593074
slags are inherently materialistic, selfish and consumerist, they can't be commies

>>77593089
>>77593090
it was a fucking joke fuck's sake runtoids

>>77593089
>>77593090
hivemind

>>77593086
then say "the king is a bender" and i'll apologize

I work in the 5th best shopping centre in the North East

>>77593102
egg

why doesn't tim spend his money on a new computer rather than musical instruments that he can't play?

>>77593100
got any redhead fucking machines?

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>>77593102
>>77593090

>>77593089

>>77593083
>>77593057
all me roachies

everyone ITT filter the thai flag UNLESS he says "the king is a bender"

>>77593111
>apologize
>z
Your chances of me appeasing your childish nonsense has gone right down to 0%

dare ANY of you limeys to call the queen a wench

>>77593117
>why does this mentally ill man make poorly thought out decisions?

hmm....

Not sure I can take anyone who earnestly uses 'cuck' and 'nu-' seriously

>>77593130
literally just type "the king is a bender" and we can put this to rest

bet you won't though, fucking pussy

>>77593135
same

>>77593144
That is the face of a woman who has seen some serious shit

>tim gets a new guitar strap
>he still can't wear it correctly

>>77593134
sorry yes, I keep forgetting

>>77593135
nu-cuck

If I were an attractive girl I’d go straight into streaming and earn billions from nerds, no questions asked

Women have it so easy

>>77593147
It's already put to rest as far as I'm concerned.

The conclusion is simply that you're a berk and I shan't be doing anything you say.

ok i will try to get up without waking up the cat

>>77593158
not i

thailad have you rode an elephant

>>77593157
nun-chuck

>>77593158
honestly don't understand how they can make a living from it

there's so many of them and so much free porn online, why would anyone be pathetic enough to actually pay them

>>77593166
>HE'S FUCKING PETRIFIED

absolutely howling internally

>>77593166
fucking SCREECHING, wetting your pants at the thought of it aren't you nonce

>>77593173
yeh but I didn't want to, I feel sorry for them

>>77592880
alri chubby

>>77593158
no you wouldn't
if you were a girl you'd think differently

If the Thai king is gay, is it an insult to call him straight?

Would it still be offensive to call him a bender?

>>77593177
the "nerd fandom" culture is massively cancerous and nothing but consumerist idolatry

>>77593177
They get a loyal group of regulars who come back over and over because they like the service. Same as any customer-focused business.

If I was a cute girl I'd be making ASMR bux

>>77593177
Should’ve clarified I meant twitch/game streamer

Even ugly blokes are showered with donations, and I’d use my masculine mind but feminine body to rake in money with my gaming prowess AND bouncy cleavage.

what's the point in Thailad risking time in some cockroach jail just so that he can appease an australian on /brit/

state of this general

thailad are there any monkeys in thairand?

>was planning on doing a second masters and potentially a phd in europe after 3-4 years of working
>get brexit'd because the council dwellers read the daily express

Bit annoyed lids

>>77593218
he's such a champion of free speech, but he's fucking PETRIFIED of defending his beliefs when harm may come to him

>>77593218
Think the Aussie is just trying to prove that he lives in a bizarro gook third world authoritarian shithole and also using the opportunity to take the piss out of thainonce’s lack of spine

>>77593231
If you're already in another EU country when the rules change, you stay under your original ones. If you go abroad now you will still be under EU rules

jokes on you, i don't believe in superstitions

>>77593223
umm stop being homophobic sweetie? x

>>77593226
Yeah there's a temple/shrine thing not far from here where they are gathered and they're free range in the surrounding streets. They get up to all kinds of mischief. There's other provinces where they get into people's homes to raid the fridge.

>>77593247
it's not just one aussie, i want him to say it as well

men in my menchies again

>>77593261
cool

call the king a bender you fucking nonce bastard

>>77593252
Yeah but that means i have to randomly leave my good job to go to europe for no reason

>>77593231
>a second masters
Literally why

>>77593271
https://youtu.be/a-9sslzHv1c

Thainonce would literally rather get trained by ladyboys than say "the kings a bender" on an anime image forum

fucking HOWLING

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>>77593245
so this... is the power... of rorkes

IF YOU MAKE A POST UNDER THIS POST YOU FULLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE KING OF THAILAND IS A BENDER

is there a thai mafia?

>>77593282
To get onto a phd without dicking about in RA jobs

In germany there are no fees + they pay you. In france fees are minimal.

would tim have had to find his high wycombe flat himself after being booted from the one in marlow? or would it be a halfway-house rented out by the NHS specifically for outpatients

can't imagine a landlord renting out a flat to someone with the visible issues he has, especially as he probably hasn't worked in years and was evicted from the marlow flat

eggy bread for breakfast
thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RaBxH_MKQI

Is it just me or is nodding your head side to side really uncomfortable?

Hope the UK gets done like a small Thai child within arms reach of the nonce when it comes to EU negotiations. Fuck this country. I’m prepared to go down with the ship just to see this place in ruins.

>>77593308
Yeah

>>77593334
shouldn't've announced that report, champ

>>77593245
>>77593247
doubt anyone would have a spine when the fucking thailand police come to take them away to be bummed in some thai prison

it will comfort thailad at night when he's sucking on a cockroach for food that "heh... I showed that Aussie"

>being over 15% bf

There is NO reason to do this unless it's for some required to be competitive in the sport you are professional in

only a runt needs to be fat to be 'strong' too so being on a permanent bulk is not an excuse

t. 1.5/2.5/3.5/4.5 at 6' ~185

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>Thainonce won't call this crop-top wearing faggot a bender

fucking HOWLING

>>77593358
need a 100% gf

You know, tim doing the same thing every day reminds me of myself and everyone here on /brit/

>>77593322
typical runt post, if you were inteligent you would realise that the EU is going to rip itself apart very soon and be too busy infighting to do anything to us

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should i do it lads

>>77593388
t. Nigel Farage

>>77593358
t. some runt who doesn't powerlift

king of thailand here ama

>>77593097
Tomorrow

>>77593358
Tfw was already a bit chubby wen i started lifting and too addicted to my gains to risk losing them on a cut

>>77593395
Nobody cares faglord

Do it, don't do it, whatever makes you happy. Just stop posting about it

>>77593388
Ah if only we could all be intelligent like you bhurrr *bangs myself on the head with a spoon*

>>77593409
not until thailad says "the king is a bender"

like it or lump it, nigel

>>77593409
this

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>>77593377

id like to apologise on behalf of the other aussie posters tonight, lads

why do Asian bums look so different to European bums?

just look so squishy

>>77593432
I was literally about to post this

>faglord
What is the matter with people who use shitty yank school insults like this

Baffling, really is

oh my god greenland is leaving the EU lads
how will it ever survive

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>>77593425
say it, call him a fucking bender right now, might be able to save face

>>77593432
>>77593409
t. thainonce

>>77593439
me too but i did post it

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>>77593432
>>77593439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDyfJpRcwo

The Tim show is getting fucking boring

Someone send him some Kev pics

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Ah, what a delightful, healthy lunch from Subway made JUST for me with the FRESHEST ingredients by a CERTIFIED sandwich artist.

Well wagie, this is where we part ways. I'm gonna take a nap, and you go back to slaving away. Don't feel too bad though - only two and a half days until the weekend! that is unless your boss will ask you to work overtime, of course.

And remember - another day, another dollar.

Feel pity for anyone who’s ever actually sat down and watched one of Tim’s “videos”

socialism = rape
capitalism = consensual sex

>>77593473

haven't sat down in 16 years

>>77593469
post fucking machines

Just finished watching one of Tim's vids

call the king a bender

>>77593473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU

even this one?

Down to my last vitamin C pill lads.... might have to start eating vegetables again

Please dong bully thailand

Also if singles I will get my anglo bf

I miss subway
street food is good but it seems the stalls come out all at random times and my favourite ones especially so

call me a bender

i PROMISE nothing will happen to you.

Queen Elizabeth II is a bender

feels good being first world

good morning :)

>>77593515
Time to leave the jungle

>>77593518
Bender

>>77593515
come home white man

alri thailad

>>77593515
>>77593530
what're're favourite street foods?

>>77593527
I reckon S2 of The Crown will include Liz having a lesbian affair

>>77593542
alri
>>77593544
pad tai

>>77593513
>Please dong bully thailand
alri

thai willies are well small

>>77593533
Holla diego

>>77593544
Bender

why am I so paralysed

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>>77593527

Thought a girl in work who I sometimes wank to was getting a bit chubby

Turns out she's pregnant

Wish he’d just leave the kids alone

Wish he’d just leave the kids alone

Subway is running runtier than McDonald's

Wish he’d just leave the kids alone

>>77593552
Twaty poopie yo teeth are not giddidity squeaky clean m8 i bet da queen has blackie dark pearls instead of toothie

Wish he’d just leave the king alone

>>77593527
@metpoliceuk got something for you to look at here

>>77593556
Hola me llamo mimi

Lads did you know white people were enslaved by the barbary's and ottomans? Bloody mad, reckon we should demand reparations

>>77593610
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Met Polce @metpoliceuk Replying to >>77593600
on it lad dw

reply retweet favourite

the thailandese cannot say anything depreciative against their king or else they get punished

>>77593611
ah yes, let's get in touch with all the Ottoman embassy....wait

>>77593611
The ottomans were (and are) white

>>77593615
is an early new really necessary at this time of day?

>eating street food

the literal STATE of your existence, hope you enjoy shitting your bowels out

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>>77593544
This one stall sells these fried octopus things which are really really good
Even have a a qt business card
Usually I just get random stuff, bánh mì which is like a sandwich with different ingredients depending on the stall, phô, kebab, or whatever else that looks good

>>77593630
How else can he be sure he'd get his hilarious post in the OP

THANK

YOU

BASED

JANITOR

JANNY /OURLAD/

based janny. fuck new thread cunts

>>77592617
Outstanding post.

>>77593334
heh

to matey with the tinder screenshot where she said "someone knows his Hebrew", you should reply "yeah and Hebrews a mean cuppa too, fancy one?"

>>77593815
king
bender
call
now

77593805
stop samefagging your own shitpost

>>77593830
rather not but thanks for the opportunity

>>77593398
>gluttony: the sport

powerlifters are obesity apologists

>>77593408
You don't have enough muscle to lose a significant amount on a cut, eat enough protein and the losses will be negligible.

>>77593830
hope you're not ban evading

>>77593798
>>77593844
really awesome posts these two

>go on tinder
>full on normie instagram stacies with heavy makeup/drawn on eyebrows who say they're "laid back" but would actually be drama central in a relationship

ah yes, where does one find quiet, book-reading qts thesedays lads

>>77593865
Greggs

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do I look like a normie?

>>77593865
if only there was some kind of building that was entirely about reading books in quiet

If trips I will get an anglo bf

>>77593877
cool mullet

>>77593880
mate, i've seen one. not even joking, anyone was allowed in too.

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>>77593865
coffee shop

>>77593880
>picking up girls in the library

do I look like a chad to you

The seven natural wonders of the world:

Aurora Borealis
Harbor of Rio de Janeiro
Grand Canyon
Great Barrier Reef
Mount Everest
Paricutin
My very impressive willy

>>77593887
thanks grew it myself

>diesel and petrol Cars banned by 2040 in the UK

We don't have a viable alternative yet do we?

>>77593899
>Great Barrier Reef

Not for much longer lmao

>>77593865
they are working out at the library

What do you lads think about /s4s/?

>>77593910
Better get your skates on then

>>77593919
gone there maybe 3 times and simply do not understand the appeal
left within a minute each time

>>77593899
um actually Gef the talking mongoose is/was the 8th wonder of the world

>>77593910
the mini is going to save us again

>>77593929
alri freshie

>>77593910
electric cars have been around for at least a decade

>>77593910
we'll be back to the stone-age by then so dont worry lad

>>77593949
And are worse for the environment than modern petrol cars

>>77593929
this

>>77593910
best buy that motorcycle you've always wanted nigel

>>77593960
not saying u're wrong but do you have a source?

nuclear powered cars when?

I reckon they are going to come up with some sort of seaweed juice or something that burns just like petrol and can be used in petrol cars without modification

>u're
deplorable