Why does North Korea want to nuke Kansas?!?!?!??!?!

>>77590374
They are trying to make the world a better place.

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>>77590533
What did Kansas ever do the world?

>>77590374
They're confusing Kentucky and Kansas. They just don't want KFC to spread across the world any further cos once the leading members taste it, they would willingly try to dedicate their cunt to the US for another piece of it.

>>77590374
They didn't like Dorothy

>>77590600
I believe this

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>>77590374
They don't want to. North Korea has 3 objectives, in descending order
>Protecting North Koreans
>Protecting all Koreans
>Protecting global proletarians

From the North Korean perspective, their country is under constant imperial onslaught from the Western powers that wish to influence them. They believe the Korean people are victimized by American imperialism and deserve the right to political self-determination.

More broadly, North Koreans also see themselves as part of a global anti-imperialist struggle against Western hegemony.

Pls Kim pls. End my miserable existence.

>>77590660
i find it problematic that the birds are white only

>>77590660
That's what they are announcing perfuctorily outwards. They are not imbeciles. They know their place and how the international relationships work. They're just trying to draw the US to the negotiation table with their upper hand by threatening it with their nukes.

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>>77590374
Kim didn't like the Leftoverture album.

>>77590801
>play a violin with that beard

i am with him here