Why do Americans on /int/ speak strange English? They are not natives?

Idiot

>>77590274
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>>77590281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialect

>>77590274
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>>77590296
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Don't make fun of Americans, they are our friends even though they are rather simple

>>77590314
A German that likes us? No way! I don't hate you guys ;-;

>>77590321
you know good and well he's a marine stationed in Germany

>>77590327
Of course.

english is my second language

>>77590274
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>>77590296
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>>77590342
Are you Mexican?

>>77590347
He is Mexican

>>77590273
i genuinely want you to die

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Wn6LPYPMH

>>77590580
I am mexican

>>77590347
yes
>>77590580
yes
>>77590632
yes

What's this autistic thread? Nah I'm out.

>>77590296
What does america mean by this?

>>77592314
it means fuck off and go back to starting wars you cant finish, hans

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>>77590273
The English don't even speak with a common dialect. I'm not sure I fully understand this Bait.

>pic North American dialects

>>77594246
We're at it.

>>77590273
What are you talking about?

>>77597080
This is wrong. The "Midland" section is mostly the same as the "North". Also I don't give a damn, it's soda, not """""pop""""" and better made chips taste like they were soaked in used McDonalds oil and left to bake on the side of the road. Faygo is not good, it's what you buy when you're 14 years old and mommy only gives you $2 for snacks.

t. lives in Michigan in the Detroit area

this is my American accent. rate: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITTm0RKsr5

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>>77590273
Because you are stupid piece of shit.

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>>77590274
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