why do americans get married in taco bell?

Because when the narcos take over those will be the only legal marriages left

>>77586302
Americucks are not human

>>77586326
that doesn't answer the question

>>77586302
For the $5 Crunch box™ and small drink

>>77586302
free refills

because their bride's snatch is fake and rancid

>>77586302
Probably cheap as fuck. I wish it was socially acceptable to get a wedding catered by subway or chik-fil-a and then live in a double wide trailer, so you could just save/hoard your money.
Sad!

>>77589511
it's far more socially acceptable to not have wedding ceremony at all.
You can just get married at your courthouse and don't make such a buzz about it, that's basically how my parent got married and they've been together for 30 years now.

>>77586302
Because Freedom™

>>77589552
That's what most people who don't care about wedding ceremony do here but they still hold some kind of celebration for friends and family.

My aunt got married last year in an old barn on her friend's property. She's a pharmacist and the man she married is a lawyer.

>>77586302
WTF is she wearing?

>>77589552
sure, if you have a sizable hat collection and tend to leave a cloud of e-cigarette vapor behind you wherever you go.

>>77589794
They look like taco wraps to me.

>>77586302
he's just trying to celebrate his wife's culture

>>77586302
>she beautiful, 10/10in Russia
I didn't even know that was a thing and why is she wearing wrappers.

>>77586302
my parents had their wedding reception in a mcdonalds

>>77586302
They are trying desperately to be le quirky and weird xD

>>77589552
>it's far more socially acceptable to not have wedding ceremony at all.
I'd prefer to have sex with my wife