/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

>>77585404
first for /cum/

funny edition

>>77585404
Where would you recommend visiting? I'd like to visit the South some day.

Which Carolina is the best Carolina?

I never get any powsi.

>>77585404
magnificent edition

>>77585446
Both good. Visit all states if you can.

>>77585463
I'll try Ameribro

>>77585446
Tennessee, South Carolina, and Texas
avoid: Memphis, Atlanta, and New Orleans

>>77585506
Go to New Orleans and Memphis only briefly. Good drinking and barbeque.

>>77585516
Knoxville is superior to Nashville or Memphis.

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>>77585561
explain

>>77585516
>Good drinking

Isn't liquor really cheap in the USA? Consider that I pay nearly $40 for a 24

>>77585581
No, but New Orleans is a fun place to drink. Smokes are really cheap here tho.

>>77585581
http://gizmodo.com/how-much-a-bottle-of-whiskey-costs-in-every-state-1650381482
we have some pretty ridiculous alcohol laws in some jurisdictions in the South but for the most part it is cheaper than anything you'll find in Canada

>>77585570
It has everything the other 2 have (except Graceland, the GOO, and a Parthenon) but with a better more preserved old town, Smokies baseball, authentic Appalqchian people and old timey still shine, nearby authentic NC barbecue (the best BBQ as it's vinegar not sugar based), the Great Smoky Mountains, and it's the biggest city within easy driving distance of huge tourist spots like Chattanooga, Pigeon Forge, and Bristol.

>>77585691
reasonable, but Nashville is a cultural hub and it's hard to replace that vibe.

What do I do with all this mezcal

>>77585823
chug you nutsack

>>77585834
What if I'm NOT closet depressed

>>77585769
How? Knoxville has the old timey Appalachian culture and Memphis has the music culture. What does Nashville have?

>>77586106
>What does Nashville have?
Music culture but without the niggers

>>77586106
>what does Music City have?
come on m8

>>77586106
AFAIK Memphis is just black Nashville

>>77586679
West Memphis is an even bigger shithole

>>77586679
Black Nashville with better barbeque. Doesn't make up for the amount of >get shot that goes on though.

>>77585446
Do a like 7 day of Asheville and Charleston. Two of the best food/beer scenes in the South and you've got the Smoky Mountains and Beach right there.

Made this thread lads

>>77587212

>>77587255
don't approve of this a bit

>>77587279
Why?

>>77587255
fag

just filtered almost every general I don't go to on /vg/ and I'm not even quite sure why I spent time doing it

>>77588755
With all the filters I have, I think I have about 75% of /g/ filtered. I don't even have that many /g/ specific filters though.

>>77588779
I tend to just filter generals that I don't post in, not because they bother me but because there's no point in having them in the catalog if I don't ever use them. Once you get into filtering certain phrases I thing you just miss out on too many threads. The only I really have are "would you racemix with a" on here and "what are some movies/films/kinos about" on /tv/.

God I love mexicans

>>77588867
>thing
*think

>>77588869
I HATE them

hate is a strong word

So lately, I've gone from being not busy enough to being a little too busy. I also work well under pressure and have yet to screw myself over with the way I procrastinate, so now I'm playing Deadline Race™.

You know, I really wish I'd screwed myself over when there wasn't money involved, because now it's gonna bite me in the ass big-time one of these days.

>>77589518
I only work well under stress. The more the better, and I'm not exactly sure why. Back when I competed for robotics at worlds, nothing felt better than fixing everything when literally everything was going wrong. We also got third in the world at that competition, in case anyone cares.

>>77589597
The feeling afterwards is nice, which is part of what makes me keep doing it, I think. I hate working against the clock, but the result is always so good, so I'm encouraged to continue.

>>77589518
what did you get a job doing again?

>>77589792
Translating books into English, mostly. A project I didn't think I was going to get is now mine after the other guy this client was considering didn't perform, so I've actually had to tell them I can't start on that until I wrap up one of the ones I'm working on now.

Projects are coming to me instead of me having to hunt them down, but that means I've got to be careful not to say "absolutely, I'll start that right away" to everything that comes lands on my desk.

>>77589889
that lands on*
Was gonna write "that comes across".

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the hypothetical southern belle gf

>>77590066
>those eyes
Probably shanked someone in the woods

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>>77590258
hot

>>77590066
Kinda looks like she has a dick lads

>>77590283
see >>77590277

don't like the libs tbqh

>>77589889
least you're paying the bills figuratively speaking

Social welfare governments enable normies.
It must be annihilated

going to take the Georgian's advice and try out Iridium

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Is the south ok to visit if I am slightly brown? I hear that you're nice and the food is good.

Pls no /pol/ answers, I am merely visiting a friend and I won't be staying in the country for longer than a few weeks.

>>77591367
it would be extremely painful

>>77591367
Plenty of nigs in the south
I would guess you would be alright
Besides why are you scared of your own countrymen its not like you are traveling to sudan

>>77591367
That other American is pulling your chain. You'll get a few funny looks if you're really out in the middle of nowhere in the South, but nothing else. You may have to explain you're not from Mexico or "them Spanish people" but even that probably won't happen. And if you're in a city no one will even pay attention to you - there's lots of different people there already.

>>77590557
Yeah, the nice thing is that I'm getting a pretty steady income from this now.

>>77589889
WHat other languages do you speak?

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/acadiana/

>>77592056
good post

>>77591367
Just say you're Eye-talian

hey

>>77593480
Hey bud

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>>77593514
Hows it going lads?
tfw i have to go outside for some bureaucratic shit soon and its burning hot

>>77593563
Just woke up desu, have to drive back to my apartment later

What do they want you to do?

>>77593591
My mom is getting a check because she has 3 children, thing is they told her that now that my sister turned 18 they require a some paper which she can get from the citizen service center which then my mom has to file to the tax office or something. So im going to take her there because she doesnt know where it is.

>>77593674
That sucks. How long is it going to take?

>>77593709
Judging by that its the middle of the week and its almost afternoon,probably i'll walk in sign a couple things and get it done in a couple of minutes. But i'll have to walk half a mile and take a bus and i hate that. Also something tells me that im the one they will burden with going to the tax office next month to file all the papers (kms).

>>77593746
>something tells me that im the one they will burden with going to the tax office next month to file all the papers
sucks 2 sucks senpai

I had to argue with the state health office for several hours because somehow they had two IDs for me in the system and I didn't have insurance on one of them and did on the other

>>77593799
Bureaucracy is shit.
Not even the banks are so paranoid.All they ask for is to see your id and maybe a tax report?

State services always fuck something up in their systems and then the clerk officers act like crazy ,like you were going to scum them for some useless paper that some other service asked for

>>77593859
>like you were going to scum them for some useless paper that some other service asked for
Yeah, it's more than a bit retarded

>>77593563
What a coicidence me too!...
...Wanna fuqq afterwards?

>>77593674
Weird how they need her mom to sign shit.
I did every gubmint check up by myself after 18

>>77594251
no homo

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Found a küt kot

>>77594317
Ofc just a bit of med banter
For old times seks- i mean sake

>>77594374
cute

>>77594374
kek

>>77594405
I was gonna sit next to it but an old guy got the seat

>>77594374
Jesus, it's tiny. Adorable.

Christ this guy wont move

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>>77594746
Perform a mighty REEEEEEEE

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The boat did a drift
Was cool

>>77594374
my office has a cat too. idiot thing kinda likes me i guess. always rubs himself to my legs etc. when i am around.

>>77595182
are you traveling ?

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>>77595270
No just going to the other side of bosphorus

>>77595261
Adorable

>>77595182
>>77595349
Why is that woman wearing a sack on her head?

>>77595408
Dirty anatolian scum
Second one is my knee though

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>>77595270
DOES THIE REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING MY TEACHER x-DDDDDD

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>>77595492
*triggered*

>>77595450
>>77595408
>Second one is my knee though
i just saw the picture
KEK

>ywn get to ride with kots across the Bosphorous every day

>>77596087
>every day
He lives like 3 hours from the coast tho

>>77596144
Im at my aunts place
She lives next to the coast

well I'm sorry for not having a degree in turkbudology you fudgepacker

delet this

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>>77593240
We are not brown you dumb peckerwood

E Y O
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g a b a g o o l

Jaw hurts rn

hey y'all morning y'all

>>77597098
Sucked too many pingus?

>>77598040
no. idk what it is

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Hey arkanshart how is the shoreline over there

>>77598617
*notices bulge*
owo what's this?

>>77598779
Thats my shirt im not a midget

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>go into work at 8:30
>they switched schedules around while i was off and they didnt tell me and i dont work til 9:30
>get to hang out awkwardly for less than an hour til i go back in

Have you inbreeds stop fucking your sister/cousians

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>>77598617
>>77598846
>t. Midget

>>77599525
Wish I could have fucked one of my cousins desu

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>>77599568
Im a bigboi shut up

t.1.80

Having a pint lads

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>>77600981

>>77601406
Damn, thought that was felix. Was about to get excited

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>>77596825
>>77596866
Watch it wh*te boi