/brit/

caralad

Do I hate muslims? Yes.

Do I hate wogs? Yes.

Did I hate Pakis? Yes.

Do I hate foreners? Yes.

Do I hate special needs? Yes.

Do I hate the left? Yes.

Am I racist? No, just dont like them simple as.

Do I love pints? Yes.

How I get gf

*sniff sniff*

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=146673266

might give it a go

i would legit kill margot in such a disgusting slow sexual way lads

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anime

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thoughts on the latex 'f?

anime

God I wish I was dead

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>creggslist

>>77580331
Stuff me, daddy.

hilarious how youre all eager to eat chlorinated chickens because you think it helps brexit now lmao

>>77580335
grim

I said I said
There’s a cunt dingo in me billabong again Sheila

ALL YOUR CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

Six things I could never do without
My daughter's smile
My ipod
My running shoes
Sunny days
Costa coffee
Snuggles

That car crash webm with the sluts is probably the worst thing I've ever seen

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Why are you here instead of reddit?

Literally nothing on this earth is finer than downing a load of ice cold full fat milk straight out of the fridge after a hefty gym sesh
hhhhnnnnngggggg

>>77580335
>Blackpool

*steals your bird*

Don't actually like pints. Too cold and too much liquid to drink to get pissed. Prefer spirits, specifically of the Holy variety.

>64% of sharters have never left the usa

SCREECHING

no wonder they elected an orange fart

the absolute state

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/simple%20as/page/1/

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North Italians are white

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>>77580349
>girls und panzer
good taste

no dude you don't understand, it's way better for you If you douse the chicken in chlorine *takes bite of oestrogen pumped beef steak* trust me bro. Eyo is that egg brown? *spits out fluoridated water* Dude what the fuck do you want pinworms!? Bleach that shit my dude! Eggs should be sparkling white, way better that way my dude *psht* *takes a sip of diet coca cola*

>>77580349
Anime more like fucking gay

mainly just hate poor people no matter what race or religion they are

hate their savage animal behaviour simple as

>>77580325
same 2bf

>>77580383
Harder and harder to justify tbqh

>>77580381
pfft back to 9gag kid

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>>77580335
>Full time mummy x!
>Education: High school
>Smokes Often with Average body type

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>>77580422

For you

>>77580422
Deano

juice bar?
massage?
orgasm?
that's everything i stand against

>>77580350
it's the best

drinking some good old american coca cola

>>77580422
enjoyed this post

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couple of nights ago i had a weird dream that was mostly about some girl repeatedly slapping me hard. not sure why, not sure what this is supposed to mean.

egg

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this feels so good i can't comprehend what a fanny feels like

Did I vote for Britain to leave the EU? Yes, I believed and still believe we were better off out

Do I oppose Scottish independence? No, absolutely not, every nation should rule itself.

Do I like pints? Nah, empty calories mate.

Do I like cigarettes? Nope, would rather not get cancer, lost my gran to it.

Do I hate pakis? Nope, made a great contribution to this country

Do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes

Do I rate Pogba? No, no I do not rate Pogba

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i am confident enough in my sexuality to state that this is a VERY nice penis

>>77580348
>>77580348
>>77580348
>>77580348

still want an answer sans strawmen and ad hominems

>thread started 4 minutes ago
>40 posts in
>10 posts a minute

/brit/ could generate enough energy to power Liverpool

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>mainly just hate poor people no matter what race or religion they are
>hate their savage animal behaviour simple as

>>77580422
Ausgezeichnete post

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>>77580451
knew I could count on you x

>>77580397
They absolutely delusional they are.
No idea of the real world outside of their safespace shithole country

>>77580499
could you imagine if they somehow managed to turn posts into power?

imagine the power the internet could generate

babestation

Liverpool mentioned

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>why can't you produce a single shred of evidence recorded in the past 10 years that shows that aspartame is unhealthy? literally all you do when confronted with it is run away and cry that all yanks are le stupid and le defend aspartame lol

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socialism is fascisms underachieving little brother

AYO TANNER, TANNER DUDE DO YOU WANT ME AND CREGG TO GET YOU ANYTHING? A'ITE BRO

EYO CREGG, EYO GRAB ME SOME BEER DUDE

YEAH I GOTCHU BRO

*brings beers to the 7/11 counter, waiting in line behind the armed robber*

dude what the fuck, this is just a frat party

what do you mean dude?

*holds up cans*

dude, tallboys? you're going to be fuuuuuuucked up my dude

got told today by a yank none the less that Mexican Coca Cola is in high demand there because it tastes better

imagine that

One of the most recognisable American products, responsible in part for thousands of diabetes diagnoses every year, is recognised as inferior to the spic version even by sharters themselves

they can't even get the best version of their own brands in their own country

imagine

>>77580513
big lips in latex masks are the best

>>77580550

based civic nationalist douglas carswell

REEEEE stop sending me suggestive snaps you harlot

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>>77580558

>>77580325
shit gimmick, kill yourself

>>77580500
Rostiano Crinaldo?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139

VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL THAT MAY PROVE PIVOTAL TO THE FUTURE OF BRIT

http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13533139

>>77580575
FONT

>>77580569
this must be true because you wrote it on the internet

>chlorinated chicken? nothing wrong with it mate
*drinks xenoestrogens from a plastic bottle*
*drinks beer and develops tits*
*starts lactating*
>you dont wanna get pinworms from those unbleached eggs dude

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>>77580558

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>yo my name's cregg, dis is my half-brother deshawn so'unique washington and we are AMERICUUUUUUUUUNZ FUCK YEAH

>>77580558
lmao

>>77580414
>GuP
>Good

It's for people who pretend they're interested in tanks

>>77580496
>no replies
huh, looks like I was right again

>>77580569
its the same for McDonalds. Superior versions exist on continental Europe, with their own bakeries

DON'T
*inhales*
INSULT
*wheezes*
ASPAH-*wheeze*ASPAH*wheeze*
*takes out coca-cola flavoured inhaler and takes in a big breath*
ASPARTAAAAMMMEEEEEE

>>77580606
I believe the yank who said it especially as his colleagues who are also yanks supported it with their own anecdotal evidence

>>77580569
I hate this meme. Mainly because Mexican cola is way sweeter than normal cola.
Maybe people's palates adjusted to favor awfully sweet shit or something.
Also, it's shipped in less often than American cola so it's usually turning flat when you get it.

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>>77580569
Reminder that they also make high quality coke specifically for Jews while the Goyim must drink corn syrup

http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2009/03/what-is-passover-coke-guide-to-kosher-sodas.html

JUST FUCK OFF YANKS

yanks but chlorine in their chicken?

>>77580551
arse

watched any good porn recently?

OR PERHAPS he's wondering why you would put chlorine in chicken

Off to work soon lads. Hate being a normie.

>>77580674
what the actual fuck

>>77580368
nobody is any more eager to eat a chlorinated chicken than a normal chicken. it doesn't matter, and we have regulators to make sure of that.
the only reason you care is because its the latest "brexit scandal" which the media have pushed half-truths about to get people clicking on headlines.

How do I repair a cripplingly low self-esteen?

Top bants tier:
>deano
>smiffy
>eggsy
>nuggy
>matto

shit bants tier:
>anything that isn't shortened and has an o/y added on the end

>>77580697
Rots the third eye

>>77580719

invent something more impressive than a cheese slicer

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>>77580677
But I want a brit-bf to whisper sweet nothings in my ear in his cute accent before bed each night.

I like my eggs like I like my teeth - bleached beyond all natural recognition

Fallen in to the runt habbit of watching the family goy triple bill on ITV 2 every night

clap along if you feel like happiness is a spook

>>77580719
improve your triple jump distance

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>Rots the third eye

want a yank gf to tame and train to speak English properly through a routine of savage beatings and sexual rewards. Any takers?

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cheers lads the message is clear

>>77580723
cringing at this

>>77578070
>they were only my friends cause i had no other options, they were runts all

then they were never your friends
you sound shallow and pitiable

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NEED a diabetic feminist gf

>>77580723
>what is Deano
Have a think

>>77580799
she isn't a feminist anymore

>>77580799
w-why is she dressed like that

>>77580789
*raises hand*
I'm a sadist.

fart and arsehole of living in a big city

>>77580842
No I’m the sadist in this relationship you arse

>>77580569

imagine giving a shit about trivial nonsense

Need a gf.

>>77580828
wait what?
>>77580841
cause she's about to batter your bollocks la

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tfw no "oh so nerdy" self esteem wreck drug loving gf who has a massive rack

>>77580828

yes she is

any urdu man in

>>77580863
But the brits can't speak normal English.

Manager called me into his office to tell me he wants to promote me

I've been there about 10 months and there are people that have been there like 5 years that want promotion. I'm not going to be a popular figure at work for very long lads

>>77580429
>>77580425
>>77580344
>>77580325
>>77580677
>>77580684
>>77580582
>>77580767
>>77580797
>>77580887


Hate crime reported to the police and report made to janny. Expect a knock at the door and a banned IP. Cheers!

>>77580870
FOY

Mum is having a snore next to me

>>77580915
atrocious gimmick, kill yourself

>>77580909
الری

>>77580912
from runtoid to runt, very impressive

>>77580887
>drug loving gf
Dropped.

>>77580909
gujurati master race here

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do I have girly legs? x

If you're a virgin past 16 then just give up on life. All females hate virgins.

>>77580945
cant read urdu 2bh can just about speak it

>>77580952
grim

>>77580887
post more

>>77580910
Beating time for you

mum is having a snort next to me

britain is a depressing shithole

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>>77580954
>>77580965

Haven't had a tinder match in over 2 days

>>77580965
dont like any women ;)

>>77580987
big if true

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>>77580965
you're probably right

imagine margots fanny.. do you think shes an innie?

Anyone else got stomach flu?

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>>77580979
she would probably suck your cock for some coke and "love"

Why do Americans come here
They’re either ignored or abused
And yet they still come

haven't had a poo in 8 months

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>>77580987

>>77580950
It's a small thing but I can't complain about the opportunity for progression and considering how short a time I've been there and having not had any management role in the past it's p good really

But there are a bunch of people who are going to be jealous and bitter about it I'm sure of it

amazing how yanks are the only ones out of all the countries we have allowed to borrow our language that have failed to learn it correctly, even after all this time

>>77580965
extremely unlikely
lovely timid little thing she is

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thoughts?

why do americans put sugar in bread?
its repulsive

77581037
77581045
77581052
/brit/ has to be one of the easiest generals to bait

>>77581027
wont argue with that

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>>77581037
heritagefags and teaboos

starting to think postie nicked my sniff ahaa

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>im a little young for my age
hmmm
:thinking:

>>77580965
For fucks sake.

>>77581045
is this a normal career choice for white americans?

>>77581037
the UK is cool

>>77581052
Point out some examples of this in the thread

>>77581033
she looks a lot worse here

Hooroo lads.

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>>77580965
not normie enough to have a "woman I like" mate, try again

>>77581110
yes shes a wreck but a decent shag

>>77581089

i don't get the hate for heritagefags

i think it should be encouraged.

>>77581093
On the phone to GCHQ as we speak

Sniffing some dickhead’s dark web coke


Going to replace it with crushed drain unblocker pellets and post it back to him tomorrow

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can't decide what political ideology is best for me

hate the rich
hate religion
hate non whites
hate toffs
hate chavs
hate benders
hate warmongers
hate fatties
hate sjws

>>77581098
It's not a choice it's just part and parcel of being a yank

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A 2008 study published in the American Journal of Public Health found that delaying sexual activity may "create health risks by impeding development of the emotional, cognitive, and interpersonal skills that are crucial to satisfactory sexual functioning and general well-being." By their definition, those who had their first sexual encounter at age 22 or older were considered "later starters."

>>77581141
arse

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>dark web

>>77581134
interesting how retarded drug users are

>>77581116
alri meester proime ministah

>>77581134
drain unblocker dont come in pellets do they

funny how americans do things hahaahha

>>77581141

fascism.

>>77580930
Spotted the overseas chink.

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>decent shag

DAE americans? ahahahhaha x

>>77581169
i said i hate the rich, warmongers and toffs

>>77581154
anon how legit is the dark web for drugs? always looking for pills

>>77581164
Sometimes it’s a liquid other times it’s like sodium hydroxide pellets or whatever yeah depends on the brand and style
*ssssSSSSSSNIFFF*

>>77581037
dad issues

>>77581134
plaster and crushed up paracetamol mate

>>77581185

refer to >>77581169

>>77581141
nazbol

>>77581190
that's legal research chemicals from the clear web

Disappointment:
6'5
6"

>>77580965
but she's on her phone right next to me

>>77581180
That is what we call a quadroon

>>77581145
I have first hand experience of this, having lost mine and had my first relationship at 22 I was rubbish at sex and completely uncomfortable with intimate touching and kissing and how to deal with being so close to another person etc

glad I nipped it at 22 before it went TOO far past the point of no return

I'm 25 now and I basically feel full normie

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decent movie couple of twists, i give it a 7/10

Heading to bed lads

Last time I was this early... The Labour party wasn't a middleclass cabal of euroshills, marxists, muslims and pocket lining mediocrities endlessly working towards the terminal decline of the British people....

called a paki a paki today

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>>77581037

reported a rorke to twitter police today

Tea harvest is almost ready in Yorkshire

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>>77581145
Lost mine at 23
Im a miserable cunt ngl

>>77581200
Yes

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>paki

Absolutely love you weird Australians

>>77581037
Easier to get funny replies, amazing to watch people get angry at your mere presence and they know nothing about you/whether you are on proxy, and because I like the jokes.

>>77581281
why's that then

Delusion is when a woman convinces herself that whenever men compliment her on anything they aren't just complimenting her on having a cunt

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>>77581222
>legal
>research chemicals
ah yes..

>>77581250
leftypol on suicide watch

another day of 0 matches on tinder

ah yes

>>77581222
remembering when i was addicted to benzos and thinking i was better off

>>77581265
Think I might start reporting Rorkes here to the cyber police for a laugh to see if anything happens

>>77581277
>>77581240

FONTS

>>77581315
the brainlet post

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>Delusion is when a woman convinces herself that whenever men compliment her on anything they aren't just complimenting her on having a cunt

>spent 4 years surrounded by prime gash
>chose to spend my days playing vidya and wanking instead
>as a result I am a 23 year old virgin

well at least Im an underpaid engineer now totally worth £50k of debt

>>77581299

MGTOW pls go

>>77581303
Spotted the basement dwelling paki.

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>Think I might start reporting Rorkes here to the cyber police for a laugh to see if anything happens

>>77581315
the supreme logo looks different than I remember

>>77581324
there was an 1 hour long special on benzos on rte 1 2 hours ago, fairly grim

>>77581303
yeah mate

>>77581324
benzos are shite

>>77581358
t. federal analogue act

do any of you lads take your female friends pictures from fb and pretend to be them online and chat to boys, feeding them their pics and talking dirty?

>got home from my extremely low effort white collar job at 5.45 pm
>mindlessly browse internet for 3.5 hours
>going outside in to central London for no reason other than maybe eating junk food and browsing internet on phone
>aged 26
>zero social life, ugly loser beta no one talks to at work, never had female attention ever, can't give up junk food or coffee because they dull my ennui, tortured by the sight of Chads and Staceys everywhere, no passions, go to gym but too ugly to reap social rewards, read books mainly out of a feeling of being held hostage
>extremely blackpilled, know women get 500 tinder matches a day with Chads, society considers me a disposable battery, I'll never fit in with normies because of ugliness and lack of normieness
>make enough to save £200 a month after expenses yet know that higher paying jobs I apply to will fill my time with shit and I will look back on today with nostalgia and regret
>procrastinated learning programming and (more) maths for over 4 years

I can't believe I think this: Maybe staying completely non-Spooked all the time wasn't such a great idea after all. If this is "real life" then I need some sort of mentality or ideology that can help me.

Is Ayn Rand good?

My (rigorously) reductionist outlook leads me to see all philosophies as vacuous pep talks. I abhor theory. I have epiphanies in evenings about simple, all encompassing possible life philosophies for myself that I cold implement to find success ("Have constant challenges", "Focus on a few things", "Do what you enjoy"). I set reminders on my phone for this the next day yet always find myself seeing them as stupid. The underground man is like me. But I have to accept that "default me" may be a fucking zero motivation waste of a life.

If I followed my tastes and intuitions, I'd give up most books within 10 pages.

>>77581315
Big if true

>>77581154

EVERYTHING is banned here now

>>77581229
he's actually white, its fake tan

>>77581345
homo

all niggers will hang

>>77581389
no

>>77581315
it's only in the past few years benders have started to only bum other men, they used to be closeted so also have kids too

>>77581389
Did this once when I was like 16, can’t imagine doing it again or what was wrong with me

>>77581315
have to agree

as a sufferer of homosexual urges myself it is definitely a deep seated Freudian disorder

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what's her endgame?

>>77581315
what if some bent cunt just does in some girl drunk ?

>>77581389
no

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REALLY need to fuck a MILF

Simply can't state how much I want to fuck a MILF

>>77581397
That jaw is a mutt mouth looking nigger mandible if I've ever.

And I've ever...

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>>77581424

Not real homosexuals.

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>>77581351
>>77581357

>>77581441
paying the toll

coke and benzos is the mixture of Gods

Weep for anyone who let a single letter of that novella reach their consciousness

>>77581385
fucking ma turned it over in the middle of it and she knew i had been on them

was mortifying

got so many conditions that it's going to take a lot of selective breeding to get rid of all my bad genes

most prominent ones:

-susceptibility to alcoholism
-year-long allergies, regular colds
-colour blindness (doubt i'll pass this gene on as it carries through the female line)
-short eyesight
-average height
-small hands, small feet
-lack of facial hair growth

wish my ancestors would have bred more carefully tbqh

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>That jaw is a mutt mouth looking nigger mandible if I've ever.
>And I've ever...

i had my first sexual experience at 14 (with a 16 y/o) but i didn't lose it until 21. anyway i turned out a complete fuck up

freud is a hack

>>77581477
coke and dope is better

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germans made a movie about lesbians from some islamic shithole who move to germany where they finally lez around as much as they want

yea seriously

>>77581485
did you go clean off them? do you still have urges?

>>77581501
yeah mate but you know... sounds a bit too far

just going to say nigger to make leftists itt mad

benzos are literally only good for ending bad psychedelic trips

since sterile people don't reproduce
they can't pass on their genes,
so sterility isn't a
genetic trait but rather,
a mental disorder.

Hate it when Canadians try to weigh in on anything

fucking mad now

>>77581525
And benzos arent?

Don't see how you're supposed to get piss drunk

Multiple beers/ciders just makes me feel fat & bloated and only gets me slightly tipsy

Vodka apparently has no effect on me and tastes awful

just gave the botty a right seeing to

bleeding slightly hehe

>>77581562
>Vodka apparently has no effect

*force feeds you a litre of vodka*

>>77581558
nah
dont think benzos and heroin are on the same level mate

>>77581562
one word
mojitos

>>77581567
don't think man was meant to do that

>>77581562
t. just turned 25

>>77581562
>Vodka apparently has no effect on me
we got a tough one right here

Many users of DMT have reported receiving visits from strange being, or "Machine Elves" as coined by Terrence McKenna

>>77581579
think he meant weed

>drugs

runt, in b4

>but dude you take CAFFEINE LMAO, so don't judge me for using opiods!

>>77581498
WUH-HOAAAHH
A.. ARE YOU..??? A KEKNADIAN???!!!!
HOLY FUCKING GOD, OH WOW, THIS IS RICH SEEING YOU HERE
YA' WANT ME TO GO PUT ON THE OLE PUCK-A-ROO???
GRAB YOU SOME PANCAKE FLAVORED BEER???
WOW JUST WOW

>>77581567
pics

>>77581562
stronger beer or more vodka
really quite simple

not a fan of runescape lads

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https://twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/889591245118611457

>>77581498
do people still teach freud in psychology courses?

>>77581580
always end up drinking too much of them because the taste is very good

>>77581595
oh lol

>>77581240
>>77581277
>>77581354
>>77581389
>>77581435
>>77581494
FONT

normtards don't understand that being attractive gives you confidence, not the other way around.

>>77581562
how much vodka?

have you tried a good whiskey?

beer and cidar is for literal plebs

>>77581562
kopparberg mate, will blast you off

>>77581597
Drugs are fun no need to be so serious

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>>77581591

Xanax is so overrated. Literally does nothing to me compared to like diazepam

>>77581597
yeah well you probably drink caffeine and that's a drug

>>77581591
>>77581602
>>77581629

I don't want to sound like a cunt. I'm only 18 yet half a litre of vodka does nothing to me, it's ridiculous and expensive. Should I try other spirits?

>>77581645
etizolam is where it's at

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>>77580570
to quote masketta man
"aye"

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want to apologize to the austrian lad
i didn't mean to be so rude

fan of:
karl marx
korbyn
anarchism
jewish people

not a fan of:
nazis
white supremacists
wh*tes

person with a life

ask me applesauce

>>77581654
whoa...

saw a Latina in gym who looked like that vergera bird off the telly but even cuter 2bh , was in there with her runt bf (always thought they liked alpha men, clearly not always true) and I ended up with a semi for the hour or so they were there

on the plus side it made me so angry and bitter my lifts went through the roof

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>>drugs

>runt, in b4

>>but dude you take CAFFEINE LMAO, so don't judge me for using opiods!

At about minute one or two of a DMT trip, McKenna says, one may burst through a chrysanthemum-like mandala, and find: There's a whole bunch of entities waiting on the other side, saying "How wonderful that you're here! You come so rarely! We're so delighted to see you!" They're like jewelled self-dribbling basketballs and there are many of them and they come pounding toward you and they will stop in front of you and vibrate, but then they do a very disconcerting thing, which is they jump into your body and then they jump back out again and the whole thing is going on in a high-speed mode where you're being presented with thousands of details per second and you can't get ahold on [them ...] and these things are saying "Don't give in to astonishment", which is exactly what you want to do. They say "Don't do that. Pay attention to what we're doing". They're making objects with their voices, singing structures into existence. They offer things to you, saying "Look at this! Look at this!" and as your attention goes towards these objects you realise that what you're being shown is impossible. It's not simply intricate, beautiful and hard to manufacture, it's impossible to make these things. The nearest analogy would be the Fabergé eggs, but these things are like the toys that are scattered around the nursery inside a UFO, and the toys themselves appear to be somehow alive and can sing other objects into existence, so what's happening is this proliferation of elf gifts, which are moving around singing, and they are saying "Do what we are doing" and they are very insistent, and they say "Do it! Do it! Do it!" and you feel like a bubble inside your body beginning to move up toward your mouth, and when it comes out it isn't sound, it's vision. You discover that you can pump "stuff" out of your mouth by singing, and they're urging you to do this. They say "That's it! That's it! Keep doing it!". We're now at minute 4.5 [of the trip] and you speak in a kind of glossolalia...

>>77581659
try picking up a hobby instead of trying to get off your tits

>>77581659
half a bottle isnt nearly enough
wine is another option

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I work at Aldi and we're changing the logo to add a fucking gradient. The idea is to modernise the brand but gradients are 90s as fuck

How can a multi billion pound company get something so simple so wrong

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>>77581654
don't use any of these except tylenol

going to bed

none of you are welcome in my bed

>all these people on prescriptions and not party drugs

really says a lot about you fags

>>77581659
half a litre and it does nothing

1. are you a horse
2. ar eyou really drinking vodka
3. is the vodka youre drinking trash??

half a litre for me is good for me to get sloshed
try whiskey

*pours a bit of vodka into my pepsi*

woah, this is doing nothing for me, I'm hard as nails

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>>77581615
oh deary me
what a shame

>>77581654
ah yes a pint
exactly the same as a shot of heroin

>>77580309
>>77580309
>>77580309
new

>>77581645
diazepam is weak, 2mg of lorazepam feels like you have drank 3 pints

>>77581696
first one is much nicer

>>77581447
superb post

>>77581686
sounds like the first part of the silmarillion

>>77581701
*crawls in silently after you*

>>77581309
Try a fucking month of no matches

>>77580287
Great taste, lad, Robbie is top tier cutie!

>>77581725
Yes. The "modern" and "contemporary" logo is fucking awful

>>77581504
hot
name?

*puts an inch of vodka into my red cup*

WoAH dudes we're goIng to get SO F***ing wasted haha!!!

*downs it in one to whooping and cheers*

woah dude that was INTENSE haha

>>77581696
They are so bad at ""marketing"" because they are so used to their customers being rational consumers. The problem is that Brits aren't.

Bit of a leftie me

Love women's rights
Love gay marriage
Love refugees

Hate sexism
Hate homophobia
Hate racism

Simple

>>77581633
hadnt heard of kopparberg until 1 year ago

haha

>>77581562
Drink everclear.

>>77581595
No I meant heroin. Or some other opioid.