/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Make mine Marvel

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>tfw you get a tattoo of a minion mixed with a character from the big bang theory on your arm

Delaware should NOT exist.

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>you will never swim in Lake Michigan

Fuck you, life.

>tfw you don't exit

>>77578783
why not

>>77578757
Stop

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>tfw you're Boris Johnson stabbing yourself in the stomach with a weeb sword

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/cum/'s show

THICC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET_iC6_2b5I

>>77578792
It's underwhelming and cold as fuck

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>Light eye pigmentation variants were present at high frequencies in WHG, SHG, EHG and EEF (not present in PEHG), while the blue-eye color founder haplotype h-1 was found in the La Brana, Loschbour, Villabruna WHGs, SF12, Motala1 and Motala12 SHGs and at least one early farmer. Such results suggest that the blue eye-color allele is rather old. Using an ABC modeling approach Nakagome et al. (186), predicted that the light-pigmentation allele at rs1291383257 emerged around 42,000 years ago or earlier

>>77578802
I don't know LOL

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>tfw you're an american anime girl holding hands with a canadian anime girl

how often do you guys eat fast food?

>>77578815
me on the right

>>77578860
As often as you eat pussy

Eating ketchup on my mac and cheese

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>tfw you're Brian Wilson in a fire fighter's hat

Sing a song of sixpence pocket full of rye

four & Twenty Blackbirds baked in a Pie

when the pie was opened the birds began to sing

what a fucking trippy scene to set before the king

>>77578877
you must be fat

>>77578860
everyday

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>tfw you're an angry frog holding a gun

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>tfw you're not gay

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>The large effect light-skin alleles at rs16891982 and rs1426654 were present in SHG, EHG, CHG and EEF but absent in WHG and PEHG. Similarly, the C11 haplotype is present in hunter-
gatherers (SHG, EHG and CHG but not WHG and PEHG) throughout Europe, as well as in at least two early farmers. This pattern is consistent with reports that the rs1426654 derived allele arose ~22,000-28,000 years ago (186, 187), and that the light-pigmentation allele at rs16891982 arose only once in Eurasians (186, 188).

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>eating fast food

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>tfw you're a retarded frog wrapped in a blanket

>>77578939
You ain't no pussy eater

>>77578860
Once every 2-3 days. Trying not to but cooking is boring.

>>77578858
>tfw in reality you're a fat ugly loser virgin who still lives with his parents

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>tfw you're a Cascadian frog watching the United States get destroyed by its own degeneracy

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Qui /cajun/ ici?

tfw no gf

>>77579071

really insightful post

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>tfw you're a thief in a stock image with a bag full of (You)s

@77579037
thanks for the (You)

@footkraut
kys

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>>77579071
>I we'll be your gfs anon

>>77579085
no

>>77579037
I'm not fat.

>>77579127
Never change int

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>tfw you're a log being held by a child on the cover of The Rifleman

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>tfw you're florida man with coffee or something

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>>77579071

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this describes me to a t

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>tfw your a internet superstar with your own following #famous

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>tfw your an autistic shit poster

people don't think so much as thought appear in their head and they believe them

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>>77579264
me too friendo

tribute me

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>tfw you're Hank Hill with a red face

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>>77579182
>tfw your watchting your friend get kidnapped and carried up a hill

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>people don't think so much as thought appear in their head and they believe them

>>77579357
What the fuck are you talking about

>>77579313
I wonder if real cara knows some mexican sad guy avatars as her and posts her pics all the time. imagine being her and seeing that someone did that. weird

>>77579180
i wish i was the glass plate

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>west coast

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>tfw youre a blind japanese girl who looks like a anime character

>>77579331

wHAt the hell are you even trying to say

are you high

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I know that Darla was an american hooker, but how come Angelus lost his Irish accent after only living in America for less than 100 years?

Online dating for women is like shopping. Online dating for men is like applying for a job

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>footkraut complaining about the quality of /cum/
kys

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>tfw you have hundreds of easter toads on your phone

>>77579432
most people most of the time don't deliberate and spend time on each decision they make. they just do whatever comes first to them
i know i do it

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>>77579471
thats a comfy feel

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>tfw you're a retarded frog in outer space

>>77579460
i don't know why you qualified that with "online"

>>77579460
hm. really makes you think

>>77579491

I do think about everything, i have to make a conscious decision to not overthink stuff.

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freeze

@footkraut
That's not it at all.

You're the worst poster here, so it's ironic that you would complain about the quality of /cum/.

>>77579530
true

I love footkraut

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If you can prove you're smarter than me in six words or less, I will send you $5 through PayPal.

>>77579573
>torag's
dire

I do too

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>tfw you're a simpsons character holding Nelson above a manhole

Feed me

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>>77579573

>Drumpf
>my president

you are stupid idiot

>>77579622

im smarter than you

>>77579577
i'm in the top 3 of posters here and this is a widely accepted fact

>>77579673
Prove it

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>tfw you're a retarded mexican frog holding a hammer

>>77579692

im the most famous poster

@footkraut
Most people have you filtered.

I would too, but I'm not enough of a loser to use 4chanX

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>tfw your a japanese pudding with the same name as the pokemon jigglypuff

>>77579702
stop with these posts

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>>77579728
yeah ok buddy

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>tfw you're Hillary Clinton 20 years ago

>>77579777
no

>>77579743
nobody actually has me filtered
my posts are cherished and enjoyed here

>>77579789

you are my #1 fan

>>77579743
t. habitual 4chan user

>>77579570
you dont' seem to put very much thought into your posts

is macron based?

Footkraut used to be this generals worst poster but he has some steep competition now

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>>77579627
back off!!!

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>tfw you're a dog vomiting on the floor

>>77579825
not from me :)

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>>77579825

i think hillary clinton was/is an attractive woman

>>77579809
Because you are brainlet that thinks overthinking= being smart

>>77579805
I want to live vicariously through you but you never do anything cool

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>my posts are cherished and enjoyed here
Numbers dont lie

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>tfw you're an anime girl drowning in a pool

>>77579810
Not at all.

>>77579865
wrong. i can't wrap my head around this kind of delusion

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indisputably the worst poster

>>77579875

wait until i am in mexico city

The coolest i ever did was playing inn a concert for 10k+ people.

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>>77579858

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>tfw you're Barack Obama standing next to a sign that says "420"

Why don't asian musicians get as much respect as literally every other race in the west?

>>77579917

Overthinking is not a trait of smart people.

Is a trait of neurotic people.

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>>77579865

>>77579936
what instrument?
>only 10k
psh ok

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>So, what are you waiting for?

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>>77579925
hmmm

what did he mean by this?

>>77579974
yes exactly.
overthinking isn't thinking at all. it's a psychological trap people fall into

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>tfw you're Justin Trudeau making a heart with your hands on a pink background

>>77579982
Is a long story...but i "played" the drums even if i dont know how to play them

And you play in a school band, i played with cool ""famous"" people.

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Americans explain this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

>>77580051

Yeah so what is your problem.

You have really bad reading comprehension.

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>tfw you're a dancing baby

>>77580059
qt

Not a huge fan of this new meme buds

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what's a nice six pack of nice >5 alcohol % beer to get?

*listens to Joy Division*

>that one canadian wants to study business administration to become an accountant
top fucking kek

>>77580060
>cool ""famous"" people
I've also played with rock, jazz, and ska groups too that are locally popular. once I played at a a dance class for newly weds. that was a lot of fun
>>77579995
you tricked me because of trickery

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>tfw you're a stabbing a robber with scissors in a wikihow tutorial

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I want to stop feeling awful

>>77580162
Thats really cool man.

With whom i played had national fame for a bit, but they were shitty so they fell from the spotlight

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>tfw you're a man with a gun saying "I re... fuse!"

>>77580168
>NANI?!

>>77580206
*kisses your forehead*

really miss hanging out with my buddies in the cum discord. Now that I've been banned I feel that there is something missing from my life

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>>77580206
me too

>>77580103
you said you think about everything, but also that you don't
and then you conflated thinking with overthinking
i know you're not a native english speaker, but you could try a little harder

>>77580232
this

>>77580232
kys

>>77580222
awh that's sad. what kind of drum? set?

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>tfw you're a picture of Jimmy Carter on a campaign button that says "Re-elect our president in 1980"

>>77580301
kys

would you ever adopt a blind asian girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32JXZVSE_Qc

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omg they are giving out free gfs on the discord right now!!!

>>77580328
Yeah set.

I was gonna play the guitar with them but the dude from the band forgot his strap, so i lended him mine.

My friend who was supposed to play the drums was hiding because he was tired so i stepped up and started playing the drums because it was playback.

But of course is hard to fake play the drums and the crew realized and wanted to kill me, they didn't say anything but their looks said it all kek.

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>tfw you're the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom 50 years ago

>>77580461
you should play bass guitar those are the cool guys

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>tfw you're a well dressed turkish assassin on a bus

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https://discord.gg/e6HECj

>What would you say is your biggest fear?
>Having no friends at all.


Would you befriend her?
She is an angel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ettsi6wDbOw

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>tfw made a new friend

>>77580571
happy for you, bud

>>77580525

i know how to play the bass

played it in a band for a little bit, we just did dumb covers and i was a better guitarist than the other 2 guys but i was the rookie so

>>77580604
if you actually get good bass is really cool but everyone I know who plays it just kinda knows and half asses it

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>>77580598
>tfw you're spongebob with a belt around your head

>>77580640
<forgetting the image
dumbass

>>77580661
no that's squidman

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>tfw made another friend

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>>77580688
>tfw you're a mexican posing in a mirror with a cowboy hat

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>>77579056
Je suis acadien, (le grand-père du les cadiens.)

>>77580652
is just taxing in your fingers.

i learnt to play without a pick just fine, but i could never figure out slap bass.

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>tfw nigger

how does /cum/ make new friends? also, what makes you want to be friends with someone you don't know?

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>tfw i'm posting right now

>>77580755
play the Seinfeld theme

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i created a new email for a discord account, can someone add me?

idk how this works... it says my username is Ottawa#2200

/cum/ is a francophone general

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>tfw you're an anime girl thinking on a couch

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CHUMBALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw you're the gayest Canadian Prime Minister

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>tfw king of binland

>>77580804
here's the invite
>>77580553

>>77580781
>>77580781

lol dont you think i tried before

North Korea's not actually stupid enough to launch a nuclear attack against the US, are they? Even if they did manage to destroy our nation in one fell swoop before we can retaliate with a nuclear strike of our own, the government response from the rest of the world would economically cripple them, if not outright destroy them.

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>tfw ur a cute bebi

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>tfw you're a cat screaming in terror with newspaper over your head

>>77580866
just pluck a few random strings aggressively and BAM

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>>77580232
i-its only temporary right?

>>77580781
seinfeld theme is ezpz

>>77580232
no one's banned from the cum discord except for a mexican who posted scat and a brazilian

>>77580873
>he actually thinks North Korea can successfully strike the US with Nuclear weapons
lel, their newest """long-range"""' missles can only strike Alaska and they have an extremely high fail rate. Stop watching jew news.

>>77580764
mostly just by being around them a lot at work or school or something

2 criteria
1 not a fag
2 qt girl

>>77580764
Strike up small talk with someone, can be about pretty much anything, and then gradually get to know them as your conversationsbecome more and more personal
There's really nothing to it, all you need is some basic common interests, even if it's as simple as that you both attend the same school or work in the same place.

>>77580847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

>>77580896

i like my beautiful thumbs

>>77580957
I didn't say they could, I'm talking hypothetically
They do all this postulating about how America is a great devil that needs to be destroyed, but the question is whether they actually believe it or just want their people to

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Cooking chicken wings with my best friend
Life is really nice sometimes
I love him

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqddqYX5c_k

>>77581058
>actually believing jew news
They are solely pursuing nuclear weapons as a fail-safe against foreign intervention, they couldn't give two fucks about the US except that we are most likely to destroy them on a regime change whim.

>>77580815
ceci

>>77581113
when are u marrying?

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i need a profile picture. this is serious business.

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>>77580815
10/10 post

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im the hero /cum/ needs

but not the one you deserve

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>tfw I'm the best poster in /cum/

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>>77581262
Now do this to Proxymark

>>77581262
love you

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>>77581290

Extremely bad post

browsed the internet all day at work because some systems were down
now I'm here

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>>77581246
currently using a picture of a cute kpop boy as every profile pic desu

>>77581183
>le jews!
Why would jews want us to dislike a communis regime?

unironically gonna go to sleep now
literally tired and unironically about to brush my teeth

ryan what do you think of black girls

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>>77581334
Sounds like an easy gig other than the commute

>>77581381
They're not good looking but not as annoying as /pol/ fags claim.

>>77581290
it's a really good feel

>>77581425
youre not ryan

>>77581460
Yes I am.

i look like jon snow

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>>77581381
>>77581460
there's not a lot of black girls in my field of study, at my school, or that are weebs. and they're wasn't many black people in my catholic schools growing up, or in my neighborhood.

so i don't have a strong opinion. i saw i really beautiful black mother at work like 3 weeks ago that i told you guys about.

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>tfw blocked the writing styles of all the garbage posters

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>>77581364
>t. Shmuel Shekelstein
They don't care, it's about getting views and clicks on news sites to increase profit. Hence you get Headlines saying NK can strike the USA when the can only hit Western and Central Alaska.

>>77581660
i know of a black weeb girl that likes shy white boys and she lives in ottawa

is mccain's brain tumor why he's so redpilled?

>>77581824
>McCain
>redpilled
He's been corrupt since the 80's

>>77581743
>it's about getting views and clicks on news sites to increase profit.
So capitalism, in other words

>>77569252
I cannot wait until this whole board is one big /cum/ thread.

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>>77581777
um i love black girls now

How frequent is for americans to think seriously in a possible home invasion while being alone?

>>77581923
almost never

>>77581923
Maybe once a month. Nothing ever happens in my neighborhood though.

>>77581923
Depends whether you live in an area with many niggers nearby or not

every time i hear a bump from i think about what i could grab to bash a niggers brains out

I miss when troll physics was a thing

>>77582196

play the new zelda

>>77582387
kill yourself.

@77582414
thanks for the (you)

I like Trump please keep him for a second term

>>77582387
didn't report this

>>77582456
>:(

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>>77582404


You mad bro?

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>>77582404
the two girls on the lower left are cute

>>77582387
Why did you kick your dog

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>janny has a gf and I dont

Is it morally wrong to hold a grudge against an animal?

>>77582637
no

>Cousin is asking me to format his new laptop
>"Sure, what Windows would you like me to install?
>"Word 2010"
He's an English teacher at a high school and the reason why there's no progress in Mexico

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Surprised I didn't get banned.

give me the poopoo

rip cum

>>77582670
My company still uses Office 2010 too

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the gf just sent me this

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i leave and /cum/ dies

more proof on who is the best poster

>>77582753
Either I wrote that out poorly or you are also like my cousin

I asked him which version of Windows he'd like to have, as in Windows 7, 8, 8.1 or 10

>>77582945
He just wants to use the Word window. give him a break

>>77582939
shut up

>porn site has emoji bar on comments
>all the emojis are black people emojis

lol

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i have beer now desu :3

>>77583114

kyself

>>77583114
cute

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>>77583114
i have vodka

>>77583042
>porn site
degenerate
>>77583114
>beer
degenerate
>>77583199
>vodka
degenerate

>>77583114
you're very popular here

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/cum/ seems to be a very disparate general, some may wonder "what holds these miscreants together?"

I'll tell you: We all hate kikes. Gas em, fry em, bury em, turn into soap or a lamp shade. /cum/ is a proud kike free general and 100 percent non kosher.

>>77583398
What's wrong with "kikes"?

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>>77583425

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>>77583425
It rhymes with bikes

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>>77583435

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>>77583398

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>serveimage(4).jpg

any boyscouts itt? was trump a meanie?

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>serveimage(4).jpg

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I'm as giddy as a school girl

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>>77583250
true

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home just in time to make a few shitposts before bed

>>77583602
soul-crushing post

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>>77583602

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why is /cum/ dead?

>>77583687
discord killed it

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>>77583687
not enough misa

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>>77583711
hasn't there always been a discord?

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I still use word 2007

>>77583792
no

>>77583741
kys autist

this cancer was polluting the thread all afternoon

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>>77583802

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received a filtered reply

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>discord
Absolutely proprietary.

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>skintone isn't a gender

>>77583711
Are you saying there are people using Discord at this very moment?

What a bunch of fucking retards

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remember to report all spam and avatar fagging

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>tfw almost fainted in the Rite-Stop because a QT asked me for help loading propane canisters.

>>77583802
>not using Word 2003
Ribbons are the reason why I switched from Word 2003 to LibreOffice.

Proxymark? Not a fan

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>remember to report all spam and avatar fagging

>>77583888
do you work there?

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I use Google Docs

>>77583896
what emotion is this wojak trying to convey?

>>77583923
mummy cancelled his vpn for being a bad boy

>>77583917
No

I was getting Pringles.

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>>77583891
I find the big office button in the top right corner really helpful

>>77583923
frustrated runtoid

>>77583950
would have told her to fuck off and ask for her colleagues help so i get to eating the pringles

>>77583971
>>77583971
>>77583971
>>77583971
>>77583971
>>77583971

>>77583960
*left

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My backups are in the cloud. I believe my privacy is safe.

won't post in a ``Denmark'' thread

>>77583999
t. BLABLOOO poster

I've been a contrarian since I was a kid
When a teacher would give us an assignment with two sides of an issue and we had to pick one to write about, I'd always pick the less popular option just to see how far I could go with it
I wrote an essay about how lying can be a good thing in 9th grade and argued in favor of social media in 11th, even though I hate social media
I even defended being anti-gay marriage to a lesbian and did it so elegantly that she didn't get offended
We had this one essay where the prompt was that we could revive one historical figure to interview them; most people picked Martin Luther King Junior and JFK and the like (our retarded valedictorian picked his own mother, who was still very much alive); I picked Adolf Hitler and got an A on it.

>>77583980
they are if they're encrypted

>>77583980
Is it client-side encrypted? If not you trust the server with your data. Which you shouldn't due to security breaches, government warrantless searches, etc.

>>77584077

>>77584077

>>77584077

new non proxy edition

>>77584056
It was a joke, the joke has always been a dumb idea. I neither trust the servers nor the client softwares.

>>77584115
the cloud has always been*
>>77584083
2 popular threads? Interesting situation.