/brit/

anime

>>77578517
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>got home from my extremely low effort white collar job at 5.45 pm
>mindlessly browse internet for 3.5 hours
>going outside in to central London for no reason other than maybe eating junk food and browsing internet on phone
>aged 26
>zero social life, ugly loser beta no one talks to at work, never had female attention ever, can't give up junk food or coffee because they dull my ennui, tortured by the sight of Chads and Staceys everywhere, no passions, go to gym but too ugly to reap social rewards, read books mainly out of a feeling of being held hostage
>extremely blackpilled, know women get 500 tinder matches a day with Chads, society considers me a disposable battery, I'll never fit in with normies because of ugliness and lack of normieness
>make enough to save £200 a month after expenses yet know that higher paying jobs I apply to will fill my time with shit and I will look back on today with nostalgia and regret
>procrastinated learning programming and (more) maths for over 4 years

I can't believe I think this: Maybe staying completely non-Spooked all the time wasn't such a great idea after all. If this is "real life" then I need some sort of mentality or ideology that can help me.

Is Ayn Rand good?

My (rigorously) reductionist outlook leads me to see all philosophies as vacuous pep talks. I abhor theory. I have epiphanies in evenings about simple, all encompassing possible life philosophies for myself that I cold implement to find success ("Have constant challenges", "Focus on a few things", "Do what you enjoy"). I set reminders on my phone for this the next day yet always find myself seeing them as stupid. The underground man is like me. But I have to accept that "default me" may be a fucking zero motivation waste of a life.

If I followed my tastes and intuitions, I'd give up most books within 10 pages.

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something came in the mail today

anime

>>77578551
iota status: nary

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Finish this sentence:

Burn the _____, pay the ____.

>>77578551
not a fucking word

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>it gives me "THE" fear

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>>77578553

>>77578504
>bendy willy
bahahahaha MATE what on earth

>>77578553
what?

>>77578551
shan't be bestowing my gaze upon this

>Please explain the reasons for applying (max. 250 words)

help me lads
serious responses only

>he claims to be british rather than whatever country in britain he was born

embarrassing..

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>>77578558

>>77578581
it's legal here because we don't have a draconian psychoactive drug whitelist

>>77578598
deez nuts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqRF6UkW4iM

I'd much rather be me
For once I'd much rather be me

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>>77576725
sweet jesus mother of god

>>77578621
Is this the legend known as Carl of Swindon?

>>77578517
*sweats*

>>77578621
based Carl

>>77578611
what are you applying for?

>>77578566
mmmm x

>>77578612
>not by county
fuck off
devonshire pride worldwide

>>77578676
bit gay

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The greatest mind of our era

benders OUT

>>77578671
that's doxable

>>77578644
PENG ALBUM

>>77578611
Make up some shit about how the job aligns with your skills and interests.

>yesterday
>eat a large burger king meal with two extra burgers
>go home and have entire 500 ml tub of haagen dazs ice cream and some crisps and diet coke
>have coffee, which ruins my sleep
>wake up and tell myself to eat nothing except coffee today and give up junk food forever, then give up coffee tomorrow forever
>tell myself to stop beating myself up for never having had attention from women- stop having hope, I am already blackpilled
>go to gym and am weak due to awful sleep
>go outside and don't even look at qts anymore
>on underground train
>randomly see two 9/10 blondes
>picrelated literally happens

Life sucks when you don't have FACE. I feel like going to mcdonalds and restarting the first day of the rest of my life tomorrow

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anime

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

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>>77578566
Desperately need to see these together

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mine

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https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/889473630287122434

sara has a really qt voice

One of my favourite scenes ever is Gauge in Perverted POV #3

if you're too busy to cook then Wiltshire Farmfoods will find you!

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>go to Tesco
>waiting at till
>see woman in mid to late 20s in another line holding a load of products in her arms in an affectedly inconvenienced way instead of using a basket
>think sarcastically, "Wow, this charming display of naivety and temporary vulnerability totally correlates with a low Chad fuck count, a friendly disposition, and has increased my chance of approaching you and becoming a beta orbiter or merely fuelling your ego!"

>>77578724
WIT YE DAEN

where are the slags

>>77578716
you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy; the ussr flag in the background is an automatic turn off

>>77578724
A N I M E

>>77578566
>phimosis

disgusting
get it sorted m8

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>>77578693
GOOD lad

>>77578703
can't help then soz x

>>77578748
Very depressing, uncomfortable post to read

>>77578724
that accent was thicker than I anticipated

>>77578693
>devonshite

>>77578758
lol

someone send me rosies imgur album so i can av a wank

the bradleyposter is replying to himself again

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I'd rorke her, if you catch my Drift

>>77578724
sometimes when i look at her i forgot shes in her first year of uni
she looks 25

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

>>77578782
oh
data analyst job desu

didn't realise how many times I'd used this image haha

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%20black%20man%20using%20phone.jpg%20/

wit ye duen?

>>77578800
imgur.com/a/b0gtr0tt3r

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>go running in London soon after moving here
>wear my contact lenses to see where I'm going since I'm going a new route
>stupidly go running in evening instead of morning
>see Chads, Staceys, and normies at bars, living the life, including guys and girls in early 20s when I'm 26 and have never had female attention ever and have had no friends for 8 years

Being an ugly male is demoralisation 24/7. Full on psychological warfare. Nobody will acknowledge it except for 4chan, barely.

I search Google for people like me and I get Reddit topics by ugly guys who are low IQ and "helped" by the vacuous, corporate propaganda guzzling mass. It's horrific. "Ugly girls have it hard, stop whining." No, they can get Chads for sex or relationships from dating sites or real life while ugly males get fuck all except a banal education to work conveyer belt. Every humiliation is double: the act itself and the society wide denial.

I have a job interview for a job that pays £2000 more in salary but only comes out to £100 a month more due to taxes and probably includes travel and longer hours. I hate all options. I think intertia rules my life. It took only a few days in my current outwardly respectable job for me to become the loser loner that nobody talks to, similarly to every other job I've had.

It feels impossible to even enjoy my free time since pissing contest propaganda invades everything, backed by advertising and the masses. You can't just read books, you have to read boring as fuck old books or pseudointellectuals call you an idiot. If your thoughts aren't standardised you are ostracised.

It's torture seeing so many attractive women and knowing they live trivially easy lives and see me as a disgusting subhuman. If I was a normie I could even be a happy retailcuck but I see my situation clearly. Being blackpilled is the only solution. I torture myself by walking in Central London on busy nights to see the party life I'll never have. People my age live in a non stop party.

>>77578839
doxxed you simon

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>>77578833

genuinely think women are insane lads
how do i stop my misogynistic ways?

Some girl started texting me a few days ago on a night out until like 4am and now we text every day
She always goes on how she sees me like a sibling cause we grew up together and that's fair enough, I have a girlfriend anyway so I was never gonna pump, but I mean are girls ever this interested in you unless they want a shag? Like if she's been drinking she'll send me 'oi' just so we start talking

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on the train

>>77578621
Absolute state of Britain, literally fucking commie tier laws

>>77578845

>>77578843

>404

mongs

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>>77578705
t.brainiac

>>77578724
stop giving this cunt attention

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the 'kong

>>77578879
you fucking idiot

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>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post

based black nigger

>>77578891
fuck off back to yer wee pit a misery and find a hobby

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>Absolute state of Britain, literally fucking commie tier laws

>>77578839
Analize this data pls. 8==========D*

*Note: not to scale

>>77578897
I wonder if anybody in one of those rooms was having a wank at the time

>>77578872
FONT

>>77578831
she looks 35 at least in that pic

>>77578918
hello cracker

can i have british bf

>>77578953
*spreads arsehole*

>>77578566
whats the measurements?

>>77578937
perish the thought

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>>77578769
>>77578517
>>77578565

>>77578962
*slaps ass close*
Let's be good Christians about this you Satanist.

is there such a thing as female phimosis?

got a question lads, have you ever.

>>77578897
i want to live there

thinking about doing a uniswap thing in my second year to go to Hong Kong University for a term

its vastly inferior to my current university (Oxford) in terms of academics, but i think the life experience might be worth it.

>>77579028
fuck off tarquin

POST MORE BRIT SLAGS

i wanna see arse

>>77578940
Ive been shitposting here for a decade now and I don't really have any friends bar my girlfriend and one lad I've known for years, that's why I was asking
This is a weird experience for me

could easily batter any of you runtoids to a pulp

>>77579060
>wanna
FOY

>>77579061
FONT

>all these idiots doxxing themselves in the name field
runts

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>>77579066

hot chocolate and a panini to go

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%201473686585673.png/

christ

2070 Paradigm Shift

>>77578875
Try threatening people in the States and see how far you get

>>77579061
FONT

>>77578906
you posted it wrong, spaz

bartering with some runts on ebay for my second hand tat they are spending a months JSA on

they always have to accept my 3rd offer because they can't make counter ones any after that

literal cockroaches

i got a job before i even graduated and the bent cornish runt is struggling to find shit-tier drone work haha

Feel like fucking shite lads

>>77579112
don't be mean x

Feel empty without love island

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>>77579088
Fucking mong

>>77579103
It's not an actual link

>>77579088
dire

>>77579135
what went wrong mate x cheer up

>>77579112
the only reason i've ever had a job is contacts

don't think I would have ever had one without them

>>77579135
more like Norgay

>>77578724
does she have her own house

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alri

Give me a good Christian brit bf pls

>>77579135
what's wrong sweaty?x

>>>77578373
>an entire other galaxy
>among literally billions of other galaxies

definitely intelligent life out there lads let's be real

(feel free to 'dora this post)

going co-op

want owt?

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>(feel free to 'dora this post)

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>>77579173
no she lives in her parents scottish mansion

>>77579200
oh yeh its almost a certainty that aliens exist.

dont care

>>77579263
>scottish mansion
Sounds like a euphemism for a council house.

Walking the streets of a populated city in the summer is suicide fuel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXPokxqJkWk&t

>>77579185
I can be your angle or your worst knitwear

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he did nothing wrong

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imagine being so obsessed about someone you make anonymous posts bitching about them for months on end

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>>77579248
>3 fucking pages
im crying

do you think communism exists in other galaxies?

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>imagine being so obsessed about someone you make anonymous posts bitching about them for months on end

>>77579289
You're hired.

>>77579292
for me the last bubble is "left her bloody and crying"

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>>77578476
Richard Spencer is probably a Strasserist tbqh

when he's not talking about a white ethnostate his economic ideas are very lefty

>>77579248
its just that funny

any of lads ever been fucked in the ass by a girl? its pretty exhilarating

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>>imagine being so obsessed about someone you make anonymous posts bitching about them for months on end

>>77579279
it's pretty nice actually like a 5 bedroom detached on the outskirts of dundee

probably cost over 200k

>>77579295
which extra flag runt are you referring to?

>>77579248
>searching the filename
>not the MD5 hash

awaken your pineal my friend

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>>>imagine being so obsessed about someone you make anonymous posts bitching about them for months on end

>>77579301
Communism exists for ants and bees here so yes for that.

>>77579345
bit gay(?)

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Whats university like?

NEED advice, please help me.

>>77579345
girls don't have willys silly

Looking forward to Yank chlorinated chicken. Yum

Oslo is filled with chinks

How disappointing

>>77579345
Does not compute.

>>77579391
fuck off underage runt

>politics

dont care one iota unless its a paki blowing something up or an election

bores me to fucking tears talking about healthcare and housing and trade deals fuck off you mongs as if any of you really give a shit about it

does my nut in, utter bores

>>77579390
*nods to reassure you*

>>77579403
>>77579418

by a strap on ya daft cunt

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>>77579060

>>77579358
dunno
probably either cheshire or merseyside (dan) but he disables his flag

just laughed at those hatposts and it made me lightheaded

>>77579374
Why would you bother dressing like this then top it off with a pair of converse.

>The mainstream media is now against:
>Being studious and calm
>Not having pre-marital sex
>Wholesome marraiges with 1 person of the opposite sex in a church.
>Not taking drugs and partying it up and sleeping with 15 dudes.
>Being straight edge or teetotal.
>The mainstream media has fucked the left so hard that teenagers are literally now rebelling against their parents and the establishment and the man by
>NOT smoking pot
>NOT having promiscuous sex
>NOT voting left-wing
>The mainstream media have fucked the left so hard that:
>Hillary Clinton actually fucking lost to a reality TV star.
Literally creasing over here lads.
Being Conservative is actually cool again.

>>77579423
Have to agree. Well adjusted people grow out of their interest in politics.

>>77579433
>""""""black""""""

>>77579423
working class confirmed

>>77579345
nah only by a lad

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>>77579200
i think these photos/simulations (gif related) really let one appreciate the scale of space that we're living in
the process would take about 4 billion years, even at the incredible speeds that both galaxies are travelling at

>>77579433
roastie btfo xDD

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>>77579465
you gay?

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>>77579433
say "sup gurl x"

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>Why would you bother dressing like this then top it off with a pair of converse.

>>77579433
beauiful

>>77579482
nah was in love with a lad and i wanted to try

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Just hit the gym bro. Don't worry, no one there will judge you. We're all focusing on ourselves.

Have we just discovered the ultimate hard counter to hatposting lads?

>>77579501
that's the definition of gay

>>77579453
>Being Conservative
wrong, cuckservatives are still boring

you've got to be radically right wing to be cool these days

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The bum

>>77569252
>>77569252
>>77569252

lol

>>77579505
fat people should be humiliated tho

not a fan of this desuarchive gimmick

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>Have we just discovered the ultimate hard counter to hatposting lads?

>>77579505
god women are cunts. he's there at the gym to better himself and all she can do is mock him

>>77579517
nah only been with girls otherwise

>>77579517
The French have a different definition.

Absolutely fantastic sketch from Dead Ringers lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnS3BZNmAWI

How is it that they are still pushing out classics today after so many years on air

>>77579537
senpai my ass looks better in thermal leggins

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caring about what gym slags think of you

>>77579553
t. fatass

lose some weight fatso lmao

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Feel like pure shit just want her back x

Post more Bradleyposter archives

>>77579513
what is it

>>77579569
pics

mighty go to bed for a laugh

>>77579592
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/1478540138337.jpg/

This is clearly a favourite of Ethiopialad.

>>77579540
>>77579579
Obviously he's at the gym trying to lose weight you fucking autistic faggot.

Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.

>>77579600
cba to dig them out

ive been told by multiple girls ive got a nice ass, better than most girls

perky, squidgy without being fat with size

Cities and social media was a mistake, the mimetic pressure is too strong

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>Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.

>>77579637
you're so mad you must be fat lmfao

>>77579581
why don't they make concordes anymore

>>77579670
>dweeb
FOY

>>77579710
brexit innit

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>>77579670

>>77579710
too dangerous

wiltshire police just arrested me for calling my mum a paki

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>>77579637
its not like she lied shes got small tits he has larger tits why shouldn't people be made fun of?

>faggot
>dweebs
Jesus Christ the state of you lot
Americanised beyond belief

>>77579694
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>77579561
I'll come and pound your bp some time then because I'm not gay either

>>77579710
Uneconomical. Plus the yanks wouldn't let it fly supersonic in their airspace.

>woke up
>still no russian gf

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>Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than /b/, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.

>>77579742
suck my wang dude

Shut up Cregg you faggot dweeb I’m gonna take your lunch money after soccer practice and then I’m gonna fuck your mom

>>77579742
faggot is just a good word american or not

islam is ruining our country

phone's quite shitty

only had it since December 2013 but it feels like it's dying

Lost well over a stone, still have a massive fucking pot belly that hasn't changed size, think I've lost weight from every other part of my body. This weight loss meme has gone too far.

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Could've lost my bum virginity tonight but I chickened out at the last minute

>we're going to have to start eating yank chlorinated chickens
ah yes goodbye big euro cock hello big yank cock

>>77578724

*tannoy noises*

This is a colleague announcement; can Sara Davidson please come to the bogs.
That's Sara Davidson to the bogs.
Thank you.

*closing tannoy noises*

>>77579813
LOL

>>77579806
just sent this to wiltshire police

>>77579775
>you will never have a qt tomboy russian gf with no self esteem but never complains about it, resulting in her being okay with deepthroating your cock so much she vomits on herself

>>77579813
bender

>>77579819
maybe now you won't get pinworms and tapeworms
literally never heard of humans getting them until I found /brit/

>>77579799
Shut it yank

>>77579813
bet you wish when you said no he ignored you and started hammering you! fucking poofter

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>>77579579

>>77579813
bit gay

>>77579537

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

>>77579753
i wasnt the assigned bottom we tried on each other and switched roles we were innocent teenagers tbH

Why is Liam Fox such a supreme American boot licker?

Think he might actually eat a lump of shit if they asked him to.

>>77579806
Sane response to the situation:
>acknowledge things are too far gone
>forgo having children
>watch it unfold from a safe vantage point for curiosity purposes

Knee-jerk response which causes more harm:
>have white children
>create the next generation of rotherham victims
>does nothing to stop the rot
>fosters more suffering

>>77579819
Have you never been to a swimming pool then mate

egg

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>>77579813
you should honestly consider suicide

>>77579845
I kind of do desu, got a bit of a rape fantasy x

oh you new york girls
can't you dance the polka

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>"So what exactly do you do all day anyways, anon? What are your hobbies?"

How would you reply to her

>>77579670

go suck a mean one you jerkweed

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*tannoy sounds*

This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.

That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

Thank you.

*tannoy sounds again*

>>77579877
Is it normal to have sex with your mates in France?

>>77579884
is this the gimmick now just go md5 on some archive?

>>77579912
'ce

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ran out of beer

scared i might be too shy to shitepost sober

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>>77579884
hmmm... no

>>77579912
i post on 4chan for 18 hours a day

>>77579912
noncing, mainly

>>77579921
xDDDDDDDDD
great post dude! mind if I make this a meme over on /r/4chan?

>>77579912
>How would you reply to her
I wouldnt

>>77579949
fuck off foy

>3.97 MB

Fucking paki spastic

>>77579842
it's bad for you spastic
>the WHO study the Adam Smith Institute cited. While the incidence of campylobacter is similar, it shows that the burdens of infection per head of population from the two species of salmonella it analyses – Salmonella typhi and Salmonella paratyphi – are, respectively, four times and five times higher in North America than in Europe. I cannot state that this is caused by chlorinated chicken, as the WHO doesn’t provide such detail. But I can state that the Adam Smith Institute’s claim is false.
america literally 3rd world

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Pinworms/

>>77579949
eff off yankee

>>77579921

someone post the vocaroo

>>77579943
>"oh really what do you discuss there?"

how do any of you motivate yourselves to do the things you need to do

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>>77579941
more like Arsetria

>>77579537
obsessed stalker

>>77579961
>I cannot state that this is caused by chlorinated chicken
>I cannot state that this is caused by chlorinated chicken
>I cannot state that this is caused by chlorinated chicken
howling. did you even read this?

>>77580001
Abysmal post fuck off.

>>77579985
race

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sara is so peng

>>77579979

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

>>77580000
don't need motivation, just need discipline

>>77580000
Sometimes I take speed and then I start to enjoy and care about things for a few hours before it wears off and I feel worse than before

>>77579912
Flaneuring, reading the great classics, philosophising on man and society, having intellectual debates with strangers and listening to classical Music and modern art music

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brapffkino is back on the menu boys

how do I get a gf lads

yanks rushing to defend aspartame will never stop being funny to me

>>77580023
the sara i know is better

bigger tits

>>77579966
>90% british posters
ah yes

>>77580000
>things you need to do
hmm

>>77579651

what were you expecting from women? actions that make sense and are well thought out? very few things women do are logical

going to analyse a tab of 1p-lsd before a concert this weekend with my coworkers including some top qts

>>77579923
well, uh, you know... i think it exist but only out of sexual misery
what i was telling happened when i was 16 but when i was 19 i was watching a jackie chan film and smoking weed with a really good mate and we were sitting sideways on his bed so a bit laid down but not fully and he tried to kiss me the mong. pushed him away
i think homosexuality here is not as taboo between males but homophobia (particularly around 16-17) is quite strong to hide that

do you think aisha is jealous sara is getting all the attention these days from the /brit/ boys?

Anyone bother to read leaf posts?

>>77580014
foy

commie gf simple as

>>77580043
would eat solid aspartame 3 meals a day if I could

>>77580024
it's Sara no Sarah

>>77580008
what else could it be? oh yes i suppose it could be yanks are just awful smelly people who are actually 2nd world

>>77580003
Ummm pardon sweaty? x

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>>77580041
top fucking slags
look at them arses

>>77579819
all that changes is our regulator gets the final say rather than the EU's. if our regulator finds it safe then what reason do you have to mistrust it?

haven’t given a non-Australian foreigner a (You) in this general for several years now

we out here runnin these streets nigga

The 'sniff sniff pungent' copypasta is one of the funniest things I have ever met
Would love to meet the mentalist that dreamt it up (bet it was an Aussie)

>>77580108
the filename changed from the last time it was posted
do you think we're all idiots?

>>77580098
>uhh well there's two types of chicken, chlorinated and non chlorinated uhhh yeah so it must be chlorinated chicken causing it because mine isn't
screaming. yeah just disregard the hundreds of other factors that play in

>>77580079
Interesting. Thank you. This cultural exchange was very pleasing.

how do I get a gf

>>77580024
'sa-ra' not 'seh-rah'

>>77580126
theyd be pressured by usa etc to adopt it and also our govt to facilitate trade

>>77580155
so you want me to bum your arse or?

>>77580136
it has to be an aussie
only they would write shit like that

where can I import myself a britboi

>>77580165
Be yourself and expose that self to women

>>77580209
*spreads arsehole*

>>77580151
Erm fuck off freak? x

>>77580209
britain

>>77580064
bug off normie twat

>>77580043
not been in the last few threads, are they still doing this?

no wonder the average yank is a dumb runtoid, between excessive flouride in water, excessive xenoestrogens in food, using corn syrup as a substitute for sugar and carcinogenic sweeteners as the 'diet' option all shilled constantly by a media that takes brainwashing to a level that would amaze the average european, a media that encourages youngsters to put themselves hundreds of thousands into debt, the poor sharters never stood a chance. they were doomed the second they dropped out of their mother in the aisle at walmart.

>bum your arse
Like rub your arse off my arse?

>>77580096
good post

need a nu

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>>77580236
Fine, I'll take you.
Get in the cage. Lunch is almost ready.
>>77580243
What?

>>77580172
am i to accept that the american poultry lobbyists hold such sway that the UK (who woukd have to treat salmonella cases with the NHS) would accept unsafe chicken?

>>77580287
>>77580287
>>77580287

NEW

gays make me uncomfortable

cunt dingo in me billabong again

>>77580043
>>77580261
why can't you produce a single shred of evidence recorded in the past 10 years that shows that aspartame is unhealthy? literally all you do when confronted with it is run away and cry that all yanks are le stupid and le defend aspartame lol

>>77580309
>>77580309
>>77580309
New

>>77579473
Why is Tesla on the left. He died a virgin.