/brit/

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just copped this

Ah yes the noname whore edition makes a comeback

current viewing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2k7nQ5MYZo

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anime

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>go back to bed

Just left a filthy skidmark for the flatmates to savour

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Rank them

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Golden Path under Alia Atreides.

>>77576630
>>77576692

14/88 lads

what's wrong, ronald-kun?

>>77576692
>first sexual experience is with another woman
>dies immediately

What did D&D mean by this?

what the fuck is she wearing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8M--UqmY8E

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500933671029.webm

>>77576655

USA USA USA

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>>77576630
Miriam is such a beautiful name

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>>77576630

>/pol/ tells me Marxists are bad
>this is the most famous Marxist philosopher in Italy right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1URjVhYAYC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGgFeY3KhzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qsWENzygkQ

Was /pol/ wrong all along?
Also do you have meme pilosophers like him in your country?

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lads

>>77576695
far left looks like a wrong 'un

>>77576744
>pol
stopped reading

>>77576736
It's a Jewish name.

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me and the lads

>>77576744

>the reddit space

>>77576686
thought you lived with the gf

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rate the 'za 'der

>>77576725
amerilards are fucking weird

>>77576721
Tank top and a fishnet cardigan, at least in the thumbnail

She's a Leb living in Texas

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>don't respond to qt's text since it seemed a bit like the end of a conversation
>a few hours later she texts me "hey"

>>77576767
you should keep reading instead

Give us a hand lads, my tinder experience is not going well so far

http://www.strawpoll.me/13532135

http://www.strawpoll.me/13532135

http://www.strawpoll.me/13532135

>>77576746
Disgusting flappy nigger tits.

>>77576721
dress like a whore to get poojet views + patreon donations

not rocket science mate come on

>>77576744
yeah alain soral

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the gf

>>77576785
I am autistic about layout and texts being easy to read

>>77576794

Kill yourself

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>tfw 3/4 of all your youtube recommended videos are tim

>>77576817
your bio isn't the reason you aren't getting matches sweaty, srs

>>77576794
>the virgin order

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r dom

>>77576794
grim as fuck

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any strasser man in

>>77576866
i'm unironically good looking, maybe my pictures are shit, both >1 yr old lel

>>77576744
Marxist critics are useless, they still carry that conviction that the non-Western world is somehow innately underprivileged or a victim

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>>77576794
>£25

The pizzas in pic related are routinely on sale for £1.70 and are alright. Could get 14 (fourteen) of those for the price you are paying for 2 (two) pizzas.

how do i get an anglo gf
would showing up in london with a broken anglo accent suffice

>>77576791
That's Josie not I

>>77576891
dom's a top lad. gives good hand shandies

>>77576906
>lefty rorkes
grim

>>77576799
you knobbing her or what

>>77576744
that first video is nazbol more than anything, which is in direct contradiction to Marx' internationalist philosophy

>>77576721
1985
>men try to tune out what women have to say 99% of the time
2017
>men get off to girls talking about whats in their bag for 30 minutes at a time

USA USA USA

>>77576910
yeh i know and i usually do that. just fancied something slightly better and im feeling flush so went for it.

>>77576909
>they still carry that conviction that the non-Western world is somehow innately underprivileged or a victim
He calls mass immigration "mass deportation" and is strongly against it. Literally says everyone should stay in their own countries. Even names Soros and the Velvet Revolutions

>>77576939
wouldn't say i'm a rorke

You food is being prepared by "Washes arse with hand" Rajiv

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>USA USA USA

>>77576908
you have to be 9/10 to actually get a lot of matches. if you aren't extremely good looking you won't stand out among the literal hundreds of guys swiping right on a single girl per day

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>>USA USA USA

>>77576918
why would u want an english gf theyre all ugly over there

>>77576794
Who are you sharing it with?

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>>>USA USA USA

having a glazed croissant, loving life rn

>>77576817
girls don't find /brit/ gimmicks funny; nobody will understand

and so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

>>77576910
delivery pizza prices are literally insane. the markup must be about 1000%

>>77577008
I'm an 8 or 9 I reckon (no memey), but I also only swipe right on about 1% of girls if that, so I guess it's not that surprising.

Bio is currently blank

>just saw my ex gf on tinder

RRREEEEEE

>>77576962
chicks figured out they needed to be intimate about it

>>77576817
if you're genuinely good looking then the loneliness one would be good, girls love faux depressive shit when it comes from an attractive guy

>>77577033
gona eat it over the course of 3 days probably.

just had a thought aha
wouldnt it be funny if you set up a fully loaded and functioning heavy machine gun in a busy public area and then just walked off and left it there?

>>77577061
FONT

>>77576954
it isn't though, the guy is 100% marxist
>which is in direct contradiction to Marx' internationalist philosophy
he makes a difference between internationalism and globalism. In internationalism, as the word says, it is about "inter - nations" (between nations), it is an idea of friendship and respect between different countries without aims of imperialism, but keeping those differences intact. For example, this was useful when people made strikes. Because of internationalism, workers from other countries refused to move and substitute workers on strike in a different country, making their demands more likely to be accepted. This is not the case anymore in the world, as mass immigration is one of the tool exactly to stop such a friendship from being created. I remember that a couple of years ago, German railroad workers went on strike, and germany imported railroad workers from the Netherlands to substitute them temporarily. We are simply regressing back to the 800', and it isn't going to be pretty

>>77576962
Whispers been sexy since it had evolutionary uses for avoid of predator

>>77577111
Nice dissertation mate

>Be me
>Looking to rent a flat
>super low prices in this certain area compared to the rest
>Look round the flat its immaculate
>No neighbors
>Bit odd
>Still go ahead an rent the flat
>First night
>Get disturbed by loud strumming noises and squealing nosies
>Did I move next to some dungeon
>Go next door and knock on the door
>Door creeks open
>A half naked man drenched in sweat towers over me
>Hello Sunshine
>I leg it out of there as I don't want to be the next victim of an Eldrich horror

USA USA USA

>>77577111
luminary post

bit of a tesco day

I fucking knew it, she said she wouldnt fuck him.

>>77577191
waitrose post

>>77577204
dump her

>>77577111
nary a word

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>it isn't though, the guy is 100% marxist
>>which is in direct contradiction to Marx' internationalist philosophy
>he makes a difference between internationalism and globalism. In internationalism, as the word says, it is about "inter - nations" (between nations), it is an idea of friendship and respect between different countries without aims of imperialism, but keeping those differences intact. For example, this was useful when people made strikes. Because of internationalism, workers from other countries refused to move and substitute workers on strike in a different country, making their demands more likely to be accepted. This is not the case anymore in the world, as mass immigration is one of the tool exactly to stop such a friendship from being created. I remember that a couple of years ago, German railroad workers went on strike, and germany imported railroad workers from the Netherlands to substitute them temporarily. We are simply regressing back to the 800', and it isn't going to be pretty

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good lad r andy

been starting to think recently some girls are just not worth it lads

Does anyone here have any baking experience? talking specifically about biscuits (scones)

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this is a very aesthetic flag

>>77576951
she's the 17 yo with gh deficiency

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>in bed
>open your eyes
>see this

wat do?

>>77577151
never happened

>>77577279
wonder if his name is really andy

>>77577151
sorry sweaty got me at a bad time come over again and say hi i'm a nice guy honest xxx

went to scratch my itchy shaft and when i scratched the base of it and took my hand back out it was covered in blood haha

>>77577311
Kill her before she can call the police

>>77577318
i'll ask him

>>77577266
cretinous post

>>77576669
very interesting video tbf

>>77577311
*start battering the intruder*

>>77576725
Can you tell me what happened here?

>should be in bed at 10
>not had tea yet

hmm

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>>77577310

>>77577266
>yfw this brave young comrade goes on to lead the British revolution of 2028, playing a pivotal role in the Islington uprising and subsequent battle of Whitehall

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>walking the dog
>doggo starts playing with other doggo owned by qt
>we start talking for a bit
>she says "I don't usually do, this but I was wondering..."
>heart starts pounding
>"...if your dog is available for stud"
>tfw cucked by my dog

>>77577369
JANNY

HELP

>>77577245
i would if she was my girlfriend, if it wasn't partly my fault and if she wasn't my only. We were meant to meet up when she comes to study here. We agreed to not have a long distant relationship but i begged her to wait for me to lose our virginities together when she told me about this guy she met yesterday. It's so painful that she alwaqys said how much she wanted to lose her virginity with someone she liked but she fucked this guy after only meeting with him one other time.

>>77577369
MODS

>>77577311
jump out the window

>>77577310
was a yes or no question lad

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shaved too high
beardline looks ridiculous

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>>77577411

>>77577369
lol

it's hard to really connect with people

yes no maybe so

>2017
>still has a beard

howling

>>77576838
how in christ's name does this even happen

>>77577447
Have you tried resetting your router?

>>77577310
informing the guards

strict pressed 60 x 5 today and nobody even cared
story of my life haha

>>77577447
this tbqh

was with a girl for 8 months and never really managed it. The fuck is wrong with me?

>>77577447
depends on the people

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>>77577458

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>>2017
>>still has a beard
>
>howling

>>77577417
no. she lives an hour away and refuses to drive down here until she moves into the dorms, think she's afraid

>walking the dog
>Hey There Delilah starts playing

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will be fucking hell to pay if i dont get this promotion swear on me nan

>>77577468
mirin, struggle with 40kg x8 so..

>>77577498
Must've been a bastard to shave that flabby thing tbqh

USA USA USA

>>77577447
what's harder is finding people you want to connect with. The very few new "friends" I have made in recent years have been mostly actual randoms just ended up talking to in a bar or club or whatever

>>77577468
i did the same today. doing 5/3/1 is getting my lifts up a lot more than anything else i've done lately

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS8MQFyqPoI

based 2bh

>>77577505
Your image implies chinlets use beards as masks (it's true)

We're on the same side brother

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>i don't usually do, this but i was wondering

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>USA USA USA

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>>77577322
Ari Tim

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what do you guys think is causing the much lowered sperm counts of western men? it's down 50% since a few generations ago. we need to fix it

>>77577533
yes

people who are properly compatible with me seem very rare

need some ideas of quirky things i can put up my bum lads

help me out

>>77577551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0h17GG3wD4

>>77577601
jam jar

>>77577601
A noose

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*enters thread*

alri

Anon, there's no good time for this, so it's best I just tell you now.

I can't do this anymore.

I'm so sorry.

>>77577601
can of air freshener

>>77577635
me in the bushes

does anybody remember the meme

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>>77577650

Got the hiccups from eating my pasta too fast

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>>77577637
The exact words my ex said

>>77577610
oh I have actually seen this one years ago

>>77577684

>>77577601
A cheese grater

>>77577672
HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HU HE HUUUEEE HUUUEE HUUUU

accomplished nothing today

and yourself?

>>77577672
>that comma
>british education

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>>77577696

>>77577672
>that time when this was originally posted and that yank lost his mind and went mental trying to understand the joke

still screeching just remembering it

>>77577731
>>77577722

love a nice dirty arsehole

not a fan of these pink ones

>>77577672
he looks American

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>>77577637
and that's it?

>>77577749
t. bacteria

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>>77577731
I remember
>surely this is a compliment?

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slick rick's voice doesn't match up with his appearance
hes quite soft spoken

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>>77577714
my thoughts exactly lol

>>77577761
not a single letter shall pass my optical nerves

>>77577731
i really don't get it

>>77577761
>yank """"""""comedy""""""""

>>77577777

>>77577761
not a fucking word

>>77577092
I can come over if you like ;)

>>77577775
LOVE slick rick
Childrens Story is dope

>>77577779
grim

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>alri kids get in the car we're taking a trip to crapstone

haha

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>>77577775
Prefer Pickle Rick iah

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imagine being this much of a runt

done… Done… Done done done done and done

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>>77577731
>>77577722

>No.77577855
imagine being this much of a 'sheed

>>77577797
nah thats ok. i can bring some later when im at yours shagging yer ma

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the travel map

>>77577897
t. cat

>>77577364
18 year old was driving "under the influence" with two 14 year old girls in the back of the car. She crashed the car and started saying "I don't care that i killed my sister, I don't care. I'mma keep it real. I'm holdin it down" and other such shit while still gleefully recording her 14 year old sister's corpse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5OBbEbEIfE

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>>77577867

>>77577761
Had to suppress my slave-master instincts a little more than usual.

>>77577908
post blank one

>>77577915
not true

>>77577900
I dont know anybody called yer ma

>>77577929
whats that utter scrote up to these days

wanky doodle pooey bum

>>77577794
200,000 posts to go
praying /brit/ brings it home

>>77577915
Was her head split open? I cant tell this f.lux shit makes it impossible to see properly

>tfw earn 37k
>totally uninspired by job
>no career goals/path in my head

Feel like i'm fucked lads

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>tfw don't speak to any of m sixth form ''''''''mates'''''' anymore

Ahh yes, how they scurried away like mice. Quite amusing.

Miss Jess a little bit though.

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>>77577940

>>77577915
life is less valuable in america, people aren't as upset by death and disease, much like in cambodia or sierra leone

I was John McCain would die already

>>77577937
it's a shame you didn't go in hard on an image macro

>>77577955
http://abc30.com/news/18-year-old-woman-arrested-after-live-streaming-deadly-crash-near-los-banos/2244689/

>>77577929
gormless scroteboy

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>>77577996

>>77577996

depends what time of day it is
anything other than around evening GMT and we probably won't

>>77577918
Imagine they talk shit like this 14 hours a day

>>77578019
literally within a week of starting university i unfriended and blocked EVERY single person i knew from school

they were only my friends cause i had no other options, they were runts all

>>77577996
remember when peak /sp/ used to steal all the best gets

>>77577754
british people in america? this isn't science fiction mate

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the new 'ternet installed lads

>interview with a british and italian man
>british man understands everything I say
>italian stares at me blankly, says I'm wrong, and rephrases everything I just said
hope he doesn't fuck this up for me

>>77577929
Why does 'scrote' spring to mind when any given human is presented with a picture of Dormers?

Fascinating.

>>77578078
>the virgin media

>>77578019
Still mates with the lads from secondary school.

got love for everyone its no hate all love simple as

>>77578074
How can a board steal its own gets you sausage sandwich

>>77578091
he just looks like an actual little ballbag

>>77578108
same apart from white people

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>>77578108

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pssht

>>77578037
how do you deduce what you said from this?

hate pakis

love pints

simple as

any animeman in

>>77578061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCGRUpic8kU

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>>77578021
am I a top runt
hate being poor and unmotivated

>>77578137
that arse is the definition of sniffable

not a fan of the unsoliciated goatse pic

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>>77578078
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hate my parents internet was easily getting 10x this at my house at uni

>>77578137
Wish you’d crop her vomit inducing gore accident of a face out

>>77578177
I don't think anyone is

>>77578116
no you mong they'd go onto /a/ or whatever other board was about to hit a good post number and get the get with a post saying 'claimed by /sp/' or summat. made the anime nonces furious.

>>77578169
>would never visit india
yes, you're a top runt

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>>77578169

>not wanting to visit petra

got poo in my bum

>>77578169
DEANOOOOOOOOOOOOO haha alri mate it's Smithster here

>>77578169
>will never visit Oman, India or Syria

Hello runtoid

love goatse simple as

Literally nobody cares where you have been in the world. The only thing less interesting is when some munter starts talking about their dreams. DO. NOT. CARE.

>>77578247
kek

>>77578062
good lad

>>77578129
hello nigger

>>77578233
based

>>77578236
this pepe looks like that weird guy I always see on this general

>>77578248
Rasheed

>>77578169
why not india

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riled up /brit/ again

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>>77578288

>>77578233
kill yourself

>>77578233

the virgin map

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saw one of those "nu-male cucks" today lads

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>india

>>77577915
Why would she than put that up on the internet.

new york
new orleans
tokyo
zagreb

all on the list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGXzhxXVimY

proper fucking CHOON lads

love blasting this in my vauxhall corsa down the high street on a saturday

>>77578322
it was probably me

>people who says "thanks drive" when getting off the buss

HES A DRIVER WITH A R YOU DUMB CUNTS

>>77578322
how's that new mirror treating you?

Have no intention of ever setting foot in Asia, America or Africa. Simple as.

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How are you guys getting on?

>>77578140
>Authorities say a 14-year-old died in the crash and, in the video, she references the victim as her sister. The CHP says two minors in the back seat were not wearing seatbelts.
>The CHP says Sanchez was under the influence when she rolled her car over, into a barbed wire fence and then a field. The Merced County Sheriff says 14-year-old Jacqueline Sanchez was killed in the crash near Henry Miller Road and Highway 165.
>"I (expletive) killed my sister, okay? I know I'm going to jail for life, alright? I understand that," she said in the video. "The is the last thing I want to happen, okay? Alright? I don't (expletive) care though, I'm gonna hold it down."
You're asking me how I deduced an 18 year old was driving "under the influence" with two 14 year old girls in the back of the car. She crashed the car and started saying "I don't care that i killed my sister, I don't care. I'mma keep it real. I'm holdin it down" and other such shit while still gleefully recording her 14 year old sister's corpse from this?

I knew you lot were illiterate but fucking hell.

>>77578216
>>77578248
>>77578298
why the fuck would I want to
its shite

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our view of andromeda, if it were brighter

>>77578336
>meh
>literally why
>good
>p. shite ngl

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Ahh yes India because i would love the aroma of decaying bodies and erroneous shit in the sweltering heat, Oman and Syria because I love getting shot and bombed by radical Islamists

>>77577915
grim

>>77578337
Babymetal rip off

have a candle in my flat

is this ok? or does it make me a bender?

looks nice

>>77578336
one of those is not like the others

>>77578368
irony

>people who say "buss" when on /brit/

IT'S BUS WITH 1 'S' YOU DUMB CUNTS

cheers (pronounced chiz)

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>people who take the bus

>>77578341
literally never ever heard this in my nearly 20 years
usually just a cheers or thank you

>>77578341
just say "cheers" tbf

>>77578373
but it's not brighter lol

gave the girl in greggs a £20 note for a sausage roll and she called me an idiot

https://twitter.com/wiltshirepolice/status/889585359297945602

howling

>>77578341
no one says this
they just say cheers mate you stupid cunt

autistic scrotum

>>77578368
Americans - Thick as pig shit

>eating Greggs unironically

bleak

>Please explain the reasons for applying (max. 250 words)

dunno lol
any ideas lads?

>>77578398
post boipucci

gave the nigger in greggs a £20 note for a sausage roll and she called me a racist

>>77578443
tell us what happened lad

>>77578461
>I need money to live

>>77578390
that looks like a very thick willy

>>77578461
may as well

>>77578368
v grim

>>77578459
greggs is delicious what you on about you ponce

>>77578451
didn't know british people were all this retarded

>>77578476
>>77578476
>>77578476

>>77578447
the "south"

fucking hell

>>77578447
rorke et al are going bonkers in the replies

Feel like shit

Need a cuddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ia8xpdH0A
Would you shag her(him)?

>>77578459
actual tarqsheed

>>77578443
she's not wrong

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>>77578447
https://twitter.com/GeorgetteRoark/status/889941937222025217

>Roark

>>77578390
post moar

got called a spanner in B&Q

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>tarqsheed

>>77578447
imagine the kind of power-trippers this stuff attracts

>>77578390
i reckon its just an iphone and youre pulling a bamboozle

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>tarqsheed

Who

Poo

having a chew on the ol' peppermint wrigleys

>>77577082
The fuck is the logic behind that

stop posting in thsi thread