/brit/

synthwave is the virgin music

theresa

fisting is 300 bucks

i love being white

Slavoj Zizkes new book is a corker
my brain is exploding as i type this

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i'm a yank
my bum stanks
having a wank
and doing a poo
all over you

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She walks among us

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Why are Corbynistas so violent and aggressive? Vile twats indeed

Need a date check

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when was the last time we had a late night edition lads

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anime

>>77574092
give me a quick rundown

allah ackbar lads

>>77574106
Ugly brown eyed goon

>>77574092
>zizek
the virgin philosopher

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short haired girls desu

Wish I had more Instagram followers

Simple as

>>77574150
This is a boy

>>77574032
By the time we become a nice country again, the robots will be doing all the shitty low wage jobs migrants do. We won't need them.

>>77574106
Oswald

>>77573886
My mum is like this lad. What you've got to do is say it's broken or make up some mumbo jumbo like "oh it had invalid memory databyte storage". Then say you'll buy it off them for like 30-50% of the original value. Bam now you have a new macbook which you paid almost nothing for. Alternaitvely, sell it online for a profit.

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Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

>>77574150
Ashley please come back

>>77574159
how many do you have

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Tim's incoherent ramblings really makes me laugh

>>77574159
underage mindset

>>77574092
>zizek
one note record

>>77574106
she's so bloody plain I can understand why you virgins obsess over her

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>>77574085

Why don't you write a fucking book about cumskin

feel immense guilt when fobbing customers off at work and legitimately not doing my job properly but at the same time I just cannot be arsed

wish they would find out and sack me but I'm too good at disguising it and too afraid of a bollocking if caught to ease up

>>77574106
her eyes are completely black... like a sharks

had a 12 hour shift today (getting paid for 13). wew. pretty knackered ngl.

>>77574219
hello nigger

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Turner

>>77574106
Feel ill looking at those poo eyes

>>77574219
bugs, lay off the carrots

POST

SYNTH

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hmm

>>77574108
>green """""""""male"""""""""

literally an oxymoron

>>77574106
She looks like my brother

SUBE SUBE SUBE SUBE SUBEEEE

QUIERO VER BAILAR TU PELO QUIERO SER TU RITMOOO

>>77574132
It is the fact that Leftists tell people change is possible that prevents change from occuring.

Consider the smoker, who wishes to quit. Because he knows that he can 'quit at any time', he feels no guilt in smoking today - he'll think to himself "I'll just quit tomorrow". It is not until the smoker has given up all hope of quitting, and recognises that he is powerless to control his own desires, that he will become disillusioned and bored of smoking, and then stop almost by accident.

Similarly, it is only after giving up hope of improving the world - by realising that the light at the end of the tunnel is in fact the headlights of an oncoming train - that any real change can be brought about.

The Western Left is accidentally sabotaging the very change it says it supports (but is secretly afraid of).

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His left arm was about 6 inches (15 centimetres) shorter than his right arm.

In many photos he carries a pair of white gloves in his left hand to make the arm seem longer, holds his left hand with his right, or has his crippled arm on the hilt of a sword or holding a cane to give the effect of a useful limb posed at a dignified angle.

The botched birth that left Wilhelm II with a withered left arm had almost certainly caused brain damage as well, some historians argue.

Wilhelm had the rings on his right hand inwards, squeezing especially hard when shaking hands (as result of having the use of only one arm, Wilhelm had an abnormally strong right arm), and watching with pleasure as the other party grimaced in pain.

Other antics of the Kaiser included attacking his guests with his field marshal's baton and making his elderly ministers do a vigorous round of physical exercises, sometimes cutting off their braces first so that they would have trouble keeping their pants up during the exercises.

Wilhelm often made his courtiers dance before him and the rest of the court dressed as ballerinas or poodles while blowing kisses to him.

>>77574232
tell us the details lad

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mowed the lawn and mummy rewarded me with cheesy fries

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You enter Timothy James Byrne's video

Takeing my acid theory test for my bleach lisense

>>77574281
isn't he communist

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>>77574204

>>77574182
Dunno if I could rip her off like that. While I feel contempt for her stupidity I also feel a sort of weird second-hand guilt at her naivety and fear of technology.

It's similar to the feeling you got when a grandparent tried to do something nice for you but fucked up. Like they know you liked pokemon but bought you a pack of knock-off Digimon cards. You pretend to like it to save their feelings but at the same time feel bad that they've spent money on total shite.

Modern life can best be summed up through the tale of narcissus, the Greek god. He spent all his time staring into his reflection in a pool. Unable to tear his eyes away, his life passed by without him noticing.

>>77574281
that's the stupidest thing I've heard all year, and I watched Jake Paul's music video

>>77574323

You couldn't tell he was mentally ill by his behaviour?

ur mums gobbled my knob the other day

>unironically watching tims videos every day

the virgin schedule

Literally like 3 good shows on Netflix don't know why every person on earth has it

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>Modern life can best be summed up through the tale of narcissus, the Greek god. He spent all his time staring into his reflection in a pool. Unable to tear his eyes away, his life passed by without him noticing.

>>77574357

A magnificent argument right here.

>>77574318
>you never escape his 24/7 terrabytes of posting

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous

>>77574085
dunno about being white but i love having blue eyes and fair hair
can't imagine having dirty dark eyes

>>77574371
"netflix & chill" was the best advertisement in the last 10 years
no one would care about netflix if it wasnt for this

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pooooooo, and bum

and a willy wank tbhlads

arse fanny todger ballbag

your mum's a slaggggggggggggggggg

>>77574106
>she

>>77574371
it's just background noise while they constantly cycle between Instagram, snapchat, Twitter etc

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>>77574422

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>>77574106

>>77574422
Imagine your life, except everything is exactly the same. That's how your life would be with brown eyes.

In these troubled times, even the most pessimistic diagnosis of our future ends with an uplifting hint that things might not be as bad as all that, that there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Yet, argues Slavoj Žižek, it is only when we have admitted to ourselves that our situation is completely hopeless - that the light at the end of the tunnel is in fact the headlight of a train approaching us from the opposite direction - that fundamental change can be brought about.

Surveying the various challenges in the world today, from mass migration and geopolitical tensions to terrorism, the explosion of rightist populism and the emergence of new radical politics - all of which, in their own way, express the impasses of global capitalism - Žižek explores whether there still remains the possibility for genuine change. Today, he proposes, the only true question is, or should be, this: do we endorse the predominant acceptance of capitalism as a fact of human nature, or does today's capitalism contain strong enough antagonisms to prevent its infinite reproduction? Can we, he asks, move beyond the failure of socialism, and beyond the current wave of populist rage, and initiate radical change before the train hits?

>>77574422
enjoying the hazel lifestyle

>>77574092
What book is that?

>>77574402
About as magnificent as Zizek's. It's so nonsensical that it'd be a waste of time to even debate it.

>>77574475

Without the complements

any new tim updates? haven't been here in a couple of days

>>77574188
it's too easy to rhyme in mexican

>>77574475
but dark eyes are ugly and look like poo
blue eyes are just so much nicer

have blue eyes yet have no idea how it impact my life

>>77574483
The Courage of Hopelessness

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>>77574092

muslims sure do like killing each other dont they jfc. absolutely savages.

deadlifted 170kg with hookgrip today

>>77574491

*scowers your post for an argument*

Hmm none found

smashed rn lads

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Why do Brits still drive on the wrong side of the road?

It's been 40 minutes where's my pizza

>>77574281
>Consider the smoker, who wishes to quit. Because he knows that he can 'quit at any time', he feels no guilt in smoking today - he'll think to himself "I'll just quit tomorrow". It is not until the smoker has given up all hope of quitting, and recognises that he is powerless to control his own desires, that he will become disillusioned and bored of smoking, and then stop almost by accident.

yeah i agree that's probably the stupidest thing i've ever heard

>>77574583
genuinely grim

>blue eyes
bit feminine and gay desu

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Zizek is fucking GOAT

An intellectual not giving a fuck about social norms already grants a +1 in my book

>>77574240
I did 12hrs a few weeks ago

it was coming off a night shift that was supposed to be 8 hours so it was very fucking knackering

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>>77574569
stare at this

>>77574576
thats what zizek is only good for
memes

>>77574588
right here

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you arrive on arrakis

>>77574583
looks lush hun x

>>77574358
shan't be taking any advice from a self proclaimed communist tb?h

>>77574610
>gif
fuck off

>>77574616
brainlet

>>77574667
the virgin answer

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493423236196.webm

Need German synthwave bf back t.b.h.

>>77574574
how could hold your lance when the right hand is on the inside?

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why does the train from portsmouth to waterloo take over 2hrs?

want to see this whore but i don't think i can fit it into my schedule with these slow trains

loose track of all the direct debits I have to cancel

>>77574588
it will be ready in a minute sweaty, mommy just needs to get it out of the oven

next time remember your manners or you will get no supper and be sent off to bed with a smacked botty xx

watching green pewdiepie

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In the summer of 1889, Otto von Bismarck attempted to break up the “Kartell” of the anti-clerical National Liberals and the Conservative parties, which would make it impossible for the government to pass bills in the Reichstag.

This would thereby place Kaiser Wilhelm II in a “position of constraint” by making Bismarck indispensable.

Bismarck proceed to destroy the Kartell by bringing a new Anti-Socialist Bill, which led to the Kaiser's moderate right-of-the-center parties suffering heavy losses in the elections of 20 February 1890.

Bismarck, distrustful of democracy, began secretly planning for a coup d’état with the aim of making himself dictator of Germany.

Wilhelm caught wind of the plans, which led to Bismarck being replaced as chancellor on the following day.

zizek is right about ideology. it does cloud reality for people. it narrows your vision.

but, its a tall order for the average chump to recognise that and drop ideology. we're pretty brainwashed as a species into believing certain things.

IT'S SWEETY YOU COCKMONGLING THUNDERCUNTS

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reminder someone in this very thread who has been posting like any other poster lives in this

>>77574574
fuck off discord runt

Just purchased spotify premium but with my student discount so it was only £4.99

Watching Inside The Factory

>>77574737
so just have no opinion on anything? or are you talking about popular ideologies that people adhere to as opposed to your own personal ideology

>>77574765
mate thats an ancient photo from an ancient battlestation thread on /v/. dumb fucking newcunt.

>>77574689
this unironically made me cry
im such a fucking melt, idk whats wrong with me

>>77574737
An ideology is just a belief system. People who think they're above that are kidding themselves.

>>77574765
oh, yes, the authentic London experience

do they have kfc in america too? thought it was just a british thing

>>77574795

freak

>>77574794
Wish you hadn't told him, I wanted him to carry on posting it

>>77574794
/v/ is the virgin board

>>77574795
wew lad, think you might need some help

>>77574610
fuck me
visions gone all wobbly
what is this

>>77574817
believe it was invented here

Is Danejew in this thread right now?

>>77574817
i thought they all drive manual gearbox cars but it turns out they all drive automatics like us. how strange.

>>77574431
imagine what happened to the marketer who realised what a great opportunity it was for his company and exploited it

bet he got a pat on the back and that was it haha

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HEY WHADDUP LOGANG?!?

>>77574817
Yeah, they have Subway as well. Both don't taste as nice as they do here though

>>77574864
he posts under a german flag so I don't think so

hayley is such a fucking babe

hegre art is kino

wait, do yanks get their willies cut off too? thought that was just a british thing 2bh

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This is a general that belongs to /logang/

>>77574882
used to have hair just like this when I was a 14 year old mong

>>77574794
remember that time someone posted their battlestation on /v/ and there was a weird dog-human sex doll sitting in a chair in the background and then the thread became a thread about some mentally ill /v/irgin showing everyone his "girlfriends"?

always forget how weird 4chan is until something happens to remind me

is pulp fiction worth watching

>>77574498
>>77574520

umm no sweaty it's "tall dark and handsome" not "tall pasty and FAS"

>>77574934
high quality publication

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We're not just here to take part, we're here to take over

Jake and Logan Paul are proof of Aryan superiority

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Intro: Logan Paul]
Hey Jake
I made one phone call
I got the same house as you
And the same cars, too
It's really not that hard
Oh hey, by the way, welcome to the top little brother
Feels good, huh?
But let's not forget how you got here
Yah, yeet

[Verse 1: Logan Paul &Why Don't We]
Little brother Jakey try to roast me? (what?)
Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long)
I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong
Let's talk about your garbage that you call a song
It should be every other day, just some strong advice
I made you famous once, it's about to happen twice
Yeah, you on Disney, but who helped you read all your lines
(That's me)
Don't forget boy, you were my shadow on Vine
Now you got a few subscribers, and you think that you're the shit
I'll admit, you got money, you got bars, you got chicks but you're a dick
You ain't thankful for your fans, it's kinda funny
Do your investors know Team 10 ain't making any money?
See, it starts with the talent
But it's hard when you got none
I think you kinda salty
'Cause I'm the favorite son
I'm a maverick, you're a sidekick
Yeah I brought you to LA
If there's one thing you should know
You don't fuck with the Logang

>>77574443
unironically this

people dont even watch entire films anymore. they'll start them and then pause them and finish them at a later date. it's fucking mad how adhd everyone is

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>umm no sweaty it's "tall dark and handsome" not "tall pasty and FAS"

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>>77574939
lol yeh i remember that. was fucked up.

this is another classic photo.

DAB ON THE HATERS

Tan is coming along nicely lads. So long virgin skin!

a LOT of lentils to eat rn

>>77574972
looks like Marion Cotillard if she weren't a chestlet

>>77574943
'llo 'ger

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Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

>>77575014
he actually posted later a timestamp on /g/

a LOT of my bfs cum to eat rn

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>>77575056

probably got the most pathetic life here

>>77575056
>hears dark
>first thing he things of is coons

unironic cucks are NOT welcome here

>>77574928
would bum him despite probably being an idiot

What the fuck is this new autism?

>>77575091
what was your lowest moment lad?

>>77574941
Nah m8 it's only one of the best and most innovative and iconic films of the 1990s, not worth checking out at all. Btw did you see the latest Game of Thrones? OMG I could *not* even with that ending haha rofl

>>77575084
the original lad

>>77575091
why?

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>tim "playing" jingle bells in the middle of the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HyhgNzAjsI

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In 1871, the newly created German Empire demand Alsace from the defeated French.

Shortly afterwards, France adopted Plan XVII, which was to be put into effect by the French Army in the event of war between France and Germany.

Plan XVII was implemented as an offensive into Alsace-Lorraine.

Assuming French hostility and a desire to recover Alsace-Lorraine, Moltke (the Elder) drew up the Schlieffen Plan for 1871–72.

French commander Joffre ordered an invasion of Alsace-Lorraine on for 14 August.

The plan was implemented from 7 August 1914, with disastrous consequences for the French, who were defeated in the Battle of the Frontiers at a cost of 329,000 casualties.

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Intro: Logan Paul]
Hey Jake
I made one phone call
I got the same house as you
And the same cars, too
It's really not that hard
Oh hey, by the way, welcome to the top little brother
Feels good, huh?
But let's not forget how you got here
Yah, yeet

[Verse 1: Logan Paul &Why Don't We]
Little brother Jakey try to roast me? (what?)
Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long)
I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong
Let's talk about your garbage that you call a song
It should be every other day, just some strong advice
I made you famous once, it's about to happen twice
Yeah, you on Disney, but who helped you read all your lines
(That's me)
Don't forget boy, you were my shadow on Vine
Now you got a few subscribers, and you think that you're the shit
I'll admit, you got money, you got bars, you got chicks but you're a dick
You ain't thankful for your fans, it's kinda funny
Do your investors know Team 10 ain't making any money?
See, it starts with the talent
But it's hard when you got none
I think you kinda salty
'Cause I'm the favorite son
I'm a maverick, you're a sidekick
Yeah I brought you to LA
If there's one thing you should know
You don't fuck with the Logang.

What a terrible gimmick

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>>77575084

>Tim posters

The fucking worst

looks like she's gained a bit of weight here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUrLNGr9778

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>he's iris pigment deficient as well as melanin deficient

Surreal to think Tim goes out in public. Those photos he posted of his day trip to Oxford were unsettling desu

>>77574983
*dabs on you*

imagine caring about girls who do ASMR and their shitty little lives

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>>77575091

Dunkirk was utter shite. Anyone else agree?

Fucking hate Nolan

jesus fucking christ stop with this fucking yank normie RUNT """music""" gimmick

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>>77575014
Remember this fella?

WHY is thailad one of the best posters ever, you ask? well, for a start, he's REAL, ok? he's not some hollywood, madison fuckin' avenue PRODUCT that went through ten FOCUS GROUPS.

and in today's age of floor-to-rafter fakeness, that's a COMMODITY.

yeah. he's bawdy. he makes his own rules. he doesn't care what "the man" tells him to do. and we're supposed to jeer him for it?

>>77575233
dont know why these people dont shave their head & beard
since they have bad hygiene being clean shaved and without hair would be way more practical

Lads! I have DEFINITIVE PROOF that God does NOT exist:

Every night I pray to him that I will not wake up, and yet here I am, 25 years later.

>>77575227
Are you serious or just being a contrarian shit? All the normies are raving about it. I agree about Nolan tho.

hate niggers

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>>77575216

>>77575280
>dont know why these people dont shave their head & beard
because they cannot be arsed mate
it just grows back

>Thailad isn't some LARPer runt that works in Sheffield Tesco

Sure is Summer in here

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>>77575148
Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

love whites
love asians
lukewarm on blacks
hate arabs
simple as

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want future :(

>>77575227
didnt see dunkirk and probably wont but nolan is fucking shite

>>77575284
how does that prove he doesn't exist

>>77575326
E
F P
T O Z
L P E D
P E C F D
E D F C Z P
F E L O P Z D
D E F P O T E C

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>>77575233
the 'chon is a crazy place

My names Jake Compton and no I'm not from Compton!
England is my city!

filtered "logang" and "team10"
going to add more if this continues

>>77575280
it's because they're lazy fuckers they have poor hygiene in the first place lad

trimmed my own bangs

was a bit nervous about making a hash of things but it turned out quite nicely

rather pleased with myself

>>77575391
That cunt should be stripped of citizenship

>>77575442
hello female

>>77575442
it's called a fringe you fucking CUNT

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debating posting a pic of my "battle station"
hmmmmmm

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xD

despise blacks

debating posting a pic of my "babestation"
hmmmmmm

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the smell of air conditioning
a face you barely loved
empty all ur pockets
cause its tiiiime too comme hooooooooooooomeeee

TriHard

>>77575577
this lad could be my body double

>>77575552
Hi Zach

>>77575577
>>77575606
thicc

why does my cum smell so disgusting and like some sort of corrosive chemical?
your thoughts below

>>77575649
poor diet
simple as

>>77575649
malnourished amerifat

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tell me about bane
why does he wear the mask?

lotta loyalty for a hired gun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Zimbabwe
they wuz kangz?

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In 1888, the old Emperor Wilhelm I died and was succeeded by his son and heir apparent.

Wilhelm II demanded that he be appointed regent, a request his mother the Empress Victoria refused.

Wilhelm, who had always hated his British mother, wrote that:
> "the Reich brought to ruin by the English princess who is my mother, that is the most horrible of all!"

He loved his grandmother, Queen Victoria of Great Britain.

Kaiser Wilhelm II hated his British cousin, Edward VII. He rejoiced at his death, calling him "Satan."

Likewise, he detested George V and his other cousin, Tsar Nicolas.

At the outbreak of World War 1, Wilhelm said, "To think that George and Nicky should have played me false! If my grandmother had been alive, she would never have allowed it."

>>77575649
corn syrup

sex is necessary for sound mental health

>>77575649
my dad had this problem, said it was from pizza+pop

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>>77575707

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You lads see what this Spanish rozzer did to a Muslim?

Imagine the reaction if British police did that to a black dude with a knife in London.

Top kek

POLICE BRUTALITY

>>77575693
probably this
>>77575672
im quite avg.
>>77575671
my diet isn't that bad, just occasional steak and pork during the week
>>77575709
your father's in good company

might look at some naked ladies lads

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Hope no subhuman teamtens are itt!

>>77575649
>>77575709
Why are Americans so fat and smelly, bros?

>>77575691
wonder what Germany would've been like if Frederick III had lived and ruled

>>77575734
it can't be that heavy if he's easily picking it up and throwing it. it's probably like 20lbs

>>77575707
and isn't sound mental health necessary for sex?
fuck, this is a real catch 25

The scran

>oats, banana, pumpkin seeds, milk
>pint of water

>coffee w/ milk no sugar
>pint of water

>turkey breast, spicy rice, spinach
>pint of water

>Clementine

>coffee w/ milk no sugar
>pint of water

>mixed nuts
>pint of water

>pint of water

>Mackerel in spicy tomato sauce on toast, cherry tomatoes, apple

>Pint of water

>sea bass fillet, broccoli, puy lentils

>Pint of Water

>Zinc & vit D pills

>>77575782
nah

tried deepthroating a banana (no homo, its a rather large banaa), quite tough

>>77575806
nicht ein wort

loathe africans (black)

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STOP!
You've violated the law.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

>>77575806
>No milk
Hello runt

>>77575881
haha wont get those haribo's from 20 years ago mate

>>77575837
got to learn to relax your muscles mate, i can do 10 inches quite easily

>>77575896
>milk with my oats
>milk with my coffee

u wot?

>>77575881
*unsheathes console*
kill
player.setcrimegold 0

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Nesta Helen Webster was a British author who argued that the secret society's members were occultists, plotting communist world domination, using the idea of a Jewish cabal.

Great War veteran Alan Percy, 8th Duke of Northumberland, financed and directed the Patriot, a radical right-wing weekly which published Nesta Webster .

Winston Churchill praised her in a 1920:,
>"This movement among the Jews is not new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxembourg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilisation and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing. It played, as a modern writer, Mrs. Webster, has so ably shown, a definitely recognisable part in the tragedy of the French Revolution."

wow that really took a gargantuan effort to not be sick just then, but happy to say i pulled through

>girl who is proportionally almost as large as me is struggling to press 25kg

why do women even bother weight training? They will never be anywhere near as strong as even an average man unless they hop on a cycle that ruins them after 2 years

>>77575953
Can you go spam this shit in /deutsch/ or something instead

>>77575953
nary a syllable

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i know more about test cricket than you

>>77575962
why in the fuck do you think girls are weight training to get big and muscular

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>ch4 doc about kids who get expelled, the schools feature are all white

hmmmm

>>77575923
Very impressed, you must have had a lot of practice. Not something im actually interested in doing any time though

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I took three days of work but I'm spending all three being sick.

any jake pauler man in

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Intro: Logan Paul]
Hey Jake
I made one phone call
I got the same house as you
And the same cars, too
It's really not that hard
Oh hey, by the way, welcome to the top little brother
Feels good, huh?
But let's not forget how you got here
Yah, yeet

[Verse 1: Logan Paul &Why Don't We]
Little brother Jakey try to roast me? (what?)
Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long)
I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong
Let's talk about your garbage that you call a song
It should be every other day, just some strong advice
I made you famous once, it's about to happen twice
Yeah, you on Disney, but who helped you read all your lines
(That's me)
Don't forget boy, you were my shadow on Vine
Now you got a few subscribers, and you think that you're the shit
I'll admit, you got money, you got bars, you got chicks but you're a dick
You ain't thankful for your fans, it's kinda funny
Do your investors know Team 1o ain't making any money?
See, it starts with the talent
But it's hard when you got none
I think you kinda salty
'Cause I'm the favorite son
I'm a maverick, you're a sidekick
Yeah I brought you to LA
If there's one thing you should know
You don't fuck with the L0gang.

the yank is so misogynistic hahahaha wonder what made him think that like that

This user only accepts messages from users from Europe, North America, or Australia/Oceania. This user does not accept messages from Azerbaijan, Egypt, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Turkey, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Thailand, Syria or Algeria.

ahhh yes, people who post about e-celebrities

>>77576109
enough! i do'nt get it!

>>77576057
but they are, I didn't mention the part where I'm a big guy 4 u, this girl is obviously on at least anavar

What possible reason would you have to have a routine and be on gear if you don't want to build muscle?

>>77575953
>posh background
>suffragist
>joined the british union of fascists
>obsessed with "judeo bolshevism"
amazing how many of these types were around back then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Richardson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sophia_Allen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adela_Pankhurst
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norah_Elam

hmmm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500933032383.webm

>>77575991
>>77576026
he genuinely thinks that people here like it when he spams wiki articles. he does it all night.
he must have some sort of autism

>>77576134
this always cracks me up
or the turks who don't accept messages from other turks

can't say i enjoy abrahamic influences on my country

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>>77576171

slitting my throat is all i ever had

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>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500385890201.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500385890201.webm
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500385890201.webm

business idea:
fucking stab piers morgan in the neck and have him hanged, drawn and quartered, with each of the pieces being sent to a different corner of the UK before being pissed on by a donkey and put on display for all to see

electric wind godfist

>>77576200
alri atheist

Currently on the dunny doing a poo before my lecture

john mccain is such a cunt

>misogynistic
i thought we as a society grew out of this word

/brit/ moves way too fast, love 4chan when I can make a few posts, go do something else and come back in an hour or two to replies

slow down

the yank has a deep hatred of women
reckon it might related to his childhood at this point

>>77576267
should try posting in /brit/ on speed with a 4chan pass at prime time on a Friday night

ultimate chon experience

need a rifle with the three round burst

can't say i enjoy "french" arabs

i like fast /brit/ because i don't care about 90% of posts

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Tried to make a Tim style video for you guys

>>77576267
it's slowed down tonight. normally we seem to be on a thread an hour, i've only seen 2-3 since i got back from work

>>77576357
well you've come to the right thread

>>77576249
t. ivanovich suckdickovsky

I view happiness as inexistence itself. As in we were never forced to be birthed into consciousness and discover the nature of men and women and the unfair hand we've been and the direlict state of the world. I wish that we could go back to when we were concieved at any point in our lives and choose to terminate our existence based on what we've experienced in the world. If this were the case I would do it instantly without a single thought.

>>77576372
genuinely I assume every single french poster is a French arab

that is the modern perception of France I am afraid

assassins creed 2 is in the top 5 games ever made

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bagged myself a 5' 2" indian gf lads

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>>77576405

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I only read posts with images attached, since those posters took the time to get my attention

>>77576380
its set up but he's still a cunt for doing that to the cat

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>>77576401

>>77576372
no one does

>>77576401
this

>>77576380
love cat revenge vids

>>77576380
I feel that this video is fake

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me the cat
you the fly

Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DOTA

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WHO HERE L0GANG?!

Hotel Inspector is a good show

listening to music of the french kind
do i like it? yes

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The Harden–Eulenburg affair was the controversy surrounding accusations of homosexual conduct among prominent members of Kaiser Wilhelm II's cabinet.

Between 1906 and 1907, six military officers committed suicide after blackmail all for their homosexual acts.

Eulenburg was the closest friend of Wilhelm II.

In private letters, Eulenburg preferred to be called "she" and "her". He often talked about his feminine spirit.

Eulenburg and the Kaiser participated in rectal clairvoyance seance in an attempted to communicate with spirits of the past.

Eulenburg always affectionately called Wilhelm Liebchen ("Darling") and was one of the few who did not address Wilhelm as "Your Majesty".

The Kaiser very much enjoyed seeing his subjects dance before him wearing poodle's costume with a "marked rectal opening".

Military Secretariat Dietrich von Hülsen-Haeseler was performing a dance dressed in a woman's ballet tutu when his heart failed and he died.

>>77576490
was he ok

>>77576525
no
it's because polizzi is a milf with decent chebs

>>77576490
cat used to do this all the time

>>77576547
yes

>>77576574
t. paki

>>77576530
le sud is a glorious record

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Joffre with Poincaré, George V, Foch and Haig

>>77576630
>>77576630

NEW

>>77576531
Source

>>77576401
You better shut the fuck up if you don't want me to Gaul you up lad alri?