/carib/

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>>77573744
We're full. Unless you have money.

>>77575060
Money is the devil, unless it's my money

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>>77573744
third for dominican girls

>>77575060
Much do I need to get the full "5* hotel with exclusive beach and happy dancing people serving me exotic drinks in half a coconut" package?

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>>77573744
What percentage of /carib/ girls look like this?

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>>77581404
>exotic drinks in a half coconut
>not fresh coconut water in a 3/4 coconut

>>77581505
>be mulatta
>be not thicc

I really hope it's the english genes messing it up

In the news, cell phones are expensive AF again
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/sunday-finance/cellphone-imports-tariff-reverts-to-20-jamaicans-forced-to-fork-out-more-money-to-clear-shipping-bill_105575?profile=1056&template=MobileArticle

>>77583104
Wew, man I really do hate import taxes

>>77575060
Hnnnnnngggggg

>>77581329
Warsam stop

>>77581505
Valerie does

>>77587154
>>77587154
>>77587154
merge with /cum/

>>77587345
this. you are invited.

>>77587154

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>>77585840
O_o w-who are you?!

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>>77587345
>>77587363
what is even the point/topic of that thread
its just shitposting

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>>77587982
>those fucking freckles
>mfw

>>77587345
>>77587363
hmmmm....

>>77588484
>>77589860
It's the same as all generals, it's just faster than most.

>>77590292
Hmmm, those are generally not my style

I don't really browse through /int/ because most of it is not relatable and uninteresting

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https://www.boneyardboats.com/Free_Boats/

uguise, lets get a boat

How are you all doing today? Any big news?

>>77575060
I wish I had the money and skill and looks to do cosplay ((
>>77581505
some of them.
>>77583104
wow
>>77587345
''no''
>>77590693
we're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>77573744
canile?

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>>77581404
The Ritz is ugly as sin. Fresh coconut water is better. How many days/weeks are you planning?

>>77585840
I want to ___ Genji!

>>77576377
Can't argue with that logic.

>>77604407
Are lessons on cursive not mandatory in indonesia?

I had to take that shit till I was in 10th grade.

>>77604463
I thought you were leaving. Did you miss me too much and came back? )))

glad you didn't leave senpai

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>>77604713
I never left. I said that I was on Telegram.

>>77604306
Determination is key!

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Aw yeah it's finally here.

>>77605395
A U T I S M

>>77604833
i dont use NSAgram tho.

>>77605395
lmao give it a spin

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>>77511195
It's working out well for you?

>>77528593
>>77544291
They like what they see.

>>77537634
Don't involve me please, I don't want to get raided by Interpol for not obeying European identity laws.

>>77543900
>hands smaller
They might come in handy someday iykwis

Nobody cares about hand size, do pic related.

>>77556476
What's better NZ or SVG?

>>77605427
Hey welcome back.

>>77605477
I'm gonna need to learn some cool tricks to impress the ladies.

>>77604407
It's 'Carile'.

>>77605737
>I'm gonna need to learn some cool tricks to impress the ladies.
heh

How are you doing today senpai?

>>77605477
The FBI lurks here. There's no point in hiding.

>>77605737
I never left. Learn2read

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>>77613231
>ditches the thread for telegram
>didnt leave

>>77613343
Notice THREAD without the s.

Posting is such a hassle sometimes.

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>>77613407
>Posting is such a hassle sometimes.

Who else on the high seas

>>77613231
fuck the feds.

>>77615106
I'm on the high road.

>>77605737
I wanna go back to the cloglands (((

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>>77604463
Valerie I'm a genji main :)

>>77618325
Have you ever been to the Domilands?

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>>77618577
No but I will someday, then I will find me a gold digger mulatta wife who only likes me because of my danish citizenship

>>77573744
but I live in florida

technically still /carib/?

>>77618724
lol. Hope your wish comes true.

>>77619124
Depends where on FL. We already have a regular Florida Man in this thread.

>>77618724
>tfw I know a chick cuter than her but she has damned kid now
>>77619124
Yeah man Florida is /carib/
>>77604463
Quit gaying up the thread Val

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>>77619124
u good senpai

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>>77621517
Go marry her. Don't let her slip away

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press F to pay respects

>>77618724
>>77624205


>>77619124
here I'm dominican and you make me want to take you there

as auxiliary scandi nation are you equipped with blonde hair + blue eyes?

/carib/ waifu hunters

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>>77625555
explain
are we getting nuked?

>>77625793
We beat you in poverty ball tonight.
We're going to pretend to care about memeball for a day or so before we forget it exists

/cum/+/carib/

>>77625926
>>77625926
>>77625926

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>>77625944
ah yes
sportsball
go team

>>77626042
no u

>>77626084
me and u

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>>77626095
smooth af

>>77625757
No I'm an economic migrant

>>77626084
why does no one visit /cum/?

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>>77626128
don't be that way bb

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>>77626476
there is no reason to

>>77626758
sry senpai i really dont post on /int/ outside of /carib/

This place is better than /cum/

>finally home
How are my crabmen doing today? Any big news?

>>77626476
2 fast no chill

Denmark has some good damn taste


Also
I need to read so much...I understand it all but it's so much reading

I know myself and this will not end well for me in the grand scheme of things

>>77631595
>this will not end well for me in the grand scheme of things
why?

>>77624205
>Go marry her
>Marrying a single mother
My dad would right me out of his will, my brother would meme me to death also it'd go against my principles.

>>77634949
>also it'd go against my principles.
why?

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>>77634949
>Marrying a single mother
But then you could unironically say: "Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"

>>77634949
>My dad would right me out of his will, my brother would meme me to death
your family are good people

>>77607868
Bored with the spinner already.

>>77616139
I'd say come home latino man, but I like my neighbourhood quiet and not blasting reggaeton 24/7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8_MxGQ-N0

>>77621517
>cuter than her
Girl in the pic is not qt but being a whore.

>>77626476
Threads die too quickly.

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>>77646254
>Bored with the spinner already.
I though you used it to calm autisms ))

>I'd say come home latino man, but I like my neighbourhood quiet and not blasting reggaeton 24/7.
lol. Only noise I hear in my neighborhood is waves and the sound of my neighbors whenever they are fighting with each other.

I just want my dutchie back ((

>>77632589
I will end up with tunnel vision and become the weird guy

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>>77647426
Does that mean I'm autism-free?

>Only noise I hear
Maybe you're that used to it already that you don't even notice it anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqpvOqRieYY

>I just want my dutchie back ((
+ that pic
A-are you hitting on me?
I thought she was Ukr.

>>77647897
You will end up that way anyways )) might as well embrace it.

>>77647899
>Does that mean I'm autism-free?
dunno, maybe your autisms evolved?

Do you listen to reggaeton on your free time?

>+ that pic
>A-are you hitting on me?
m-maybe??
Are you a boy(female)

>I thought she was Ukr.
only most of her familia. She has one of those meme clog last names.

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>tfw heavy rain
aught to need a license to be this comfy

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My PC is a potato i urgently need to buy a new one, but:

>16GB of RAM at almost 200€
>SSDs are expensive
>HDDs also expensive
>GPUs prices fucked up because of Etherium

>>77648838
this is why i just remain a console peasant
startup costs are too high

>>77648838
>GPUs prices fucked up because of Etherium
Can't you get a cheap one off ebay due to the ethereum hack? My imouto got a titan x 2 days ago.

>>77648592
It was raining earlier today here but now it's clear and hot af outside.

How are you doing?

>>77648981
But you get more use out of a PC so it's worth it. I have a PS4 and I have just used it like twice this year.

>>77648252
>You will end up that way anyways )) might as well embrace it.
:(

>>77648838
You can get a GTX1050 but good god mining fucked the card market

>HDDs also expensive
What?

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>>77648252
>autisms evolved
Scary.

>Do you listen to reggaeton on your free time?
No.

>Are you a boy(female)
No.

>She has one of those meme clog last names.
Like 'de Kok'?

>>77648592
Fukk rain

>>77649356
Looked into what you said a couple of days ago and found this, this has to be the best brand of shampoo.

>>77649662
yeah one of those like ''van der Sloot'' etc. If she married me she would have my cute frog surname.

lol that shampoo

>>77638631
>that pic
That's neither of their kid, unless he's adopted.
>>77646254
What I meant was, I knew a chick who was hotter and looked similar to her.
>>77636217
Single Mothers are usually nutty as squirrel shit, impetuous and you'll always come second to their kid(even the kids you have with her).
Also single moms were discarded for a reason, the dude saw some thing in her that made him not wanna stick around so why settle for scraps?
>>77649662
Hurry up and BLEACHED Val already.

>>77649144
>>77649356
I want a 1080 GTX, and i don't trust a 2º hand card
>What?
I mean high capacity HDD are not going down in price, like they used to, i want a 6TB HDD for all my movies and series and it's 250€

>>77650315
>Single Mothers are usually nutty as squirrel shit, impetuous and you'll always come second to their kid(even the kids you have with her).
everyone turns like this after they have children, male or female.
>Also single moms were discarded for a reason, the dude saw some thing in her that made him not wanna stick around so why settle for scraps?
What if she's a widow? Also having a new dad might be good for the kid, and good for you in some way too. But I guess not everyone likes to be burdened with someone else's child.

>>77650490
I dunno man, I got a second hand 980 years back and it work quite well.

>I mean high capacity HDD are not going down in price, like they used to, i want a 6TB HDD for all my movies and series and it's 250€
I dunno man, HD prices have not gone down at all in the past 2 years or so afaik.

>>77649144
doing ok but not doing much

ive never had a gaming pc so im used to consoles. onlt thing i would want is fsx

>>77649662
>Fukk rain
t.person who hasnt been roasting in the heat

>>77651302
Widows are the only exception I may make.

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Friendly reminder

>>77587982
:^)

>>77604463
I want to dishonor Genji

>>77604713
Kek what, cursive is 3rd grade stuff
Also back off Valeria Santiago es mi mujer

>>77613407
I know this feel

>>77618724
My lab partner is a gold digging mulata, James can tell you all about it

>>77625757
He's BLACK just like you

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yes for islam in carib

>>77661432
>island mexicans

Is it worth it to go back to the DR? I heard it's an even bigger shithole now.

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>>77649662
>>Do you listen to reggaeton on your free time?
>No.
Changing this to maybe.

>>77650007
>''van der Sloot''
Careful, you will trigger the ArubANO's, monsieur L'Escargot.

>>77650315
>What I meant was, I knew a chick who was hotter and looked similar to her.
Shouldn't be hard when you live in the region with the cutest girls.

>Hurry up and BLEACHED Val already.
That's a thing of the past. As you may or may not have noticed, Ba "HAMAS" is back.

>>77651462
Just say you want shadow then. Rain is literally useless.

>>77651302
>>77654001
Single moms with the exception of widows are people who made a lot of dumb mistakes in life, it's just better to avoid.

>>77679463
>Ba "Hamas" is back
Amen brother, rooble also noticed

hello crabs

>>77666415
im one of the light skinned models

>>77661432
I agree with this

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>>77679463
>Rain is literally useless
no u

>>77680843
hi

Hey crabbians

>>77683521
Hey Dave
>>77680618
Bahamas is waifu tier

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>>77680618
>>77683627
Sorry bois, pic related, we're in love.

>>77681134
Yeah yeah, you is mestizos and shiet

>>77684620
>holding on to the past
You met an ACTUAL 4CHAN WOMAN and sperged out

>>77679463
>too good looking
Hmmm...

>>77684620
Older than the internet

>>77686489
He met one irl and didn't sperg out too much

>>77683627
Rubz my man.

It seems to me that there was a wild warsam in this thread

>>77573744
Who /VirginIslands/ here

>>77692501
I'm /VirginAnus/

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>sw20 for sale
>tfw no money

how are you lads doing this evening?

>>77688481
i seen him

he's gone finna recruit him

>>77694931
There is a Mr2 for sale near by me for 1200 bucks but it's non turbo and is an MR2 after all

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>>77697160
>for 1200 bucks
honestly im not even picky so a non turbo would be cool too
its just
>no money

they're kinda rare here. only ever seen 4-5 and only 2 weren't beat to shit

Wew, lads the are so many qt woman here

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>>77703551

Is that other Bahamian a proxy or some Bahamian autist?

>>77604306
Been partying this whole week and only running on a few hours of sleep every day. Pretty fun though.

>>77604463
>>77581404 this, best hotel on Aruba overall is the Marriott surf club hands down. Riu palace if you want to eat and drink like a pig and not spend too much money. The Ritz here is literally marriott with a different skin and 5x the price.

>>77605395
Very nice, love the texture. A nice vintage.

>>77692798
You sure about that?

>>77705105

fucking race traitor kys

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Finnish memes.

>>77705203
>>77717672
That is the Bahamian nigg from here trying to b8

So is the norwegian/venezuelan guy still around?

>>77705203
That's bait...


>>77724651
The only persons that knew where my country was
were the Nords....and they were surprised I knew were
theirs were.

>>77727962
FF? yea

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>>77717672
are you not the guy that wants a dominican girl?

Arr. RRRRrrr.
Volle Breitseite.
Arrr.

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>>77728424
Cool, I used to post pics here of venezuela (Venezuelan living in Chile). He always seemed interested on the place his dad (I think) came from.

Just came back from a trip to Venezuela after two years of leaving, have some interesting stuff to post

>>77728553
do you wish to be the little girl?

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>>77729875
u wot

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>>77728553
Yes but im not wH*te

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>>77730409
i just assumed desu

>>77728850
Thanks for the OC mayne

>>77728555
Gib qt Femdom german girls

>>77730409
>im not wH*te
I'm so sorry...

Tonight i had kind of a date with a girl, and i even enjoyed talking to her.
And i'm a little bit drunk

Girls are so complicated, i wish i was a faggot

Anyone here?

>>77736253
Well that's nice

>>77737073
It was the girl from ladt year, that i didn't knew if she was interested in me or not.

The problems:
1 - She emigrated, she will only be here for 1 week
2 - My good friend is also after her, but i think she is not interested in him

My music is so much better than yours. Why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIxoQoC8a84

>>77738436
Subjective statement

It's on the same level of most things really, I would much prefer it if there were no vocals.

Is this thread dead?

>>77742324
maybe

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>>77686489
>tfw
Not everyone is a huge slut though, unlike someone we know.

>>77714324
Ah! A connoisseur.
Want me to send you one? We could be spinnerbros.

>>77717672
blackbois btfo

>>77727962
Sporadically.

>>77728850
Go right ahead and bost bls.

>>77742324
Yes.

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>force myself to wake up early
>force myself to teach early
>teacher consistently late

Idek why I bother

>>77670023
>north amerifats

>>77747891
H A D O N E C H A N C E
F
U
C
K
E
D
I T U P

>>77742324
When did it get life in the first place

>>77747891
>Want me to send you one? We could be spinnerbros.
Nevermind, it's on it's way to you.

>>77751119
>school on sunday
Haram.

>>77757232
>H A D O N E C H A N C E
Who said I didn't get a second chance?

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>>77760630
>Haram
but what if its sunday school?

>>77761841
Then it makes you a cuck

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>>77769828
how else will you score church girl poon?

danish bubblegum trap music. they even found the 3 niggas living in Jutland to film it with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNZwDMszleM

Watched Dunkirk on cinema, today. Great movie, go watch it in a big screen while you can, is worth it

>>77772155
its great innit
the gunshots at the start nearly put me out of my seat

>>77772806
And that first scene were the airplane drops the bombs on the guys one the beach
And the sound of the airplanes
And the sound of machine guns and gunfire
And that tense Hans Zimmer score

>>77772933
the sound did a lot for the movie
i was actually expecting the typical war movie and was pleasantly surprised with how different it was

>>77728424
I miss FF ;_;

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>>77772806
I don't know, I feel it really doesn't shine the light on Female contributions to the war effort.
:^)

>>77772155
Can't

>>77779172
He is around on steam

>>77779172
I still talk to him occasionally on steam. He thinks Melee is a fighting game, but other than that I think he's doing okay.

>>77782095
What's his steam name? FF?

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>>77780047
as much as you shitpost it did show female medical personnel

>>77620914
>Depends where on FL. We already have a regular Florida Man in this thread.
We have other FL posters?

>Jamaica
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=526_1501328482

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>>77794643
>light it! light it! light it! light it!
>a fuckery di bwoy do unugh

selector pls

>>77795562
Jamaican parties look comfy, do you go there?
How many fat asses have you put it on fire?

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>>77799957
>look comfy
>people being set alight
lad

but no i dont go to parties

Anyone from the 868 here?

Moved to the uk last year, missing home a lot tho

>>77760630
Do you recommend any place to visit while I'm in Amsterdam? :^)

>>77770086
At those adventist camps

hi.

Hihi my sweet cherry pie

I feel sick typing that

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>>77808411
>bvi
thats new

>>77810552
/v/ let me know about these threads so I decided to drop in and rep the BVI.

>>77808411
>>77808493
R A R E
A A
R R
E E

>>77810909
>/v/ let me know about these threads
kewl we're famous

how is life in bvi?

>>77811047
it was chill but festival is coming. cops are cranking down too, can't go a day without hearing at least 5 go by.

>>77811771
>British Virgin
Lol, what a loser....

>>77808411
Ayyyyy
>>77810909
Yeah that was me.
>>77811771
Can you buy them off like you can in USVI?

Anyone down there have t-mobile?

Starting school in Grenada in 2 weeks. Deciding between a t-mobile plan or just getting a sim card from a local vendor.

Also, do most of you use whatsapp down there?

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>tfw miss staff and warsam
>tfw meming just isn't the same

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>>77814916
I miss you lot too but I'm currently working with Lil Uzi Vert creating 10 fire beats a day for him. Also tell Ham that LUV got a new gf. Same gf i have been drooling over for many months

>>77814916
And tell IGW (and urself) I unironically love him(u)

ost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5H8DwJI0uA

>>77814916
Staff can suck my big fat linguistic cock

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>>77813937
if you go local i dont recommend digicel
but i dont really recommend flow either :/

>>77812034
nope but usually they're too lazy to do a thing they're just overcompensating right now. buddy of mine got pulled over for talking on the cell when he didn't even have one with him.
>>77822094
this. flow is more popular but it doesn't mean much.

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I like coming to /carib/ because I get to harvest a lot of rare flags each time.

>>77813937
In St Thomas (USVI) Sprint and AT&T had the most coverage, as well as Choice.
>>77826223
That's usually how it is on STT, but if you get stopped at a checkpoint $100 goes a long way
>>77828257
Don't tell anybody.

>>77826223
Do you actually live on the Island or do you just post under this flag?

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I'm back again and I'm leaving for Burgerland tomorrow and I think I'll post my adventures in burgerland here.

>>77842290
what is your flag please as i am phone bosting and it only says "ky". thank you.

>>77834771
Born and raised here. When was the last time you've seen this flag? What are some other rare flags?

>>77842658
Cayman Islands.

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>>77842931
ah. cheers, m9. Also, been to your island, its very nice.
t. burger

>>77842692
well its not super rare but a lot of proxyfags use it for virgin jokes to derail /pol/ threads.
Your Flag is as rare as Zimbabwe or NewCaledonia at the moment, just always nice to see some legitimate rare flags in /carib/. I was wondering about your flag because some Anons here said they could post under different flags depending on their mobile connection wich was weird to me

>>77843481
Yeah, when I used to have lime/flow as my ISP sometimes my IP would be labeled as DR or Bermuda. It was kinda annoying.

>>77845144
were you able to post on 4Chan then?

Good news guys, tonight i was talking with my male friend about our dream women (Adriana Lima, Barbara Palvin, etc...) and then we asked the qt girl, that i think is interested in me, what was her dream men, and she said Ryan Gosling and the actor from Sons of Anarchy, all have blue eyes, blond hair and look like me, when she said that i tried to control my smile. I think she wants my D

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emancipation day went well

>>77846374
>Barbara Palvin
reee i saw her first

>>77845198
A lot of the time it says shit like you are banned for using a proxy or something. I just turn the router off for seconds and it refreshes to a new IP.
Sometimes I get a IP that has been banned for posting CP, lol.

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>>77747891
Was going to post some stuff illustrating the crisis but fuck it, let's stay cheery.

Have a sunset at my home town. Magical realism at it's finest

>>77842290
Have fun

Lads I don't know why I am so scared and that ignorance scares me

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>>77859123
Well you know what they say
There's nothing to fear except fear is itself

>>77859123
Do you regret going to NZ?

Where is Val and the Swedish qt?

>>77859123
maybe you have some sort of anxiety disorder

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>>77869729
lost at sea

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>>77880297

hi everyone, how are you all doing?

>>77792931
Hi babe,
this time the US flag is legit

>>77813937
PR only

>>77815204
Delusion

>>77842290
I'm in burgerland too :DDD

>>77847739
Dude wtf that happens to me too

>>77883066
i thought we lost you too m8

doing ok

>>77883266
Almost joined our drowned maiden for a minute there bro.

>doing ok
good

>>77883175
Are you in florimeme again? How are you doing i've missed you ))

i wish to become a carribeaner

>>77883374
you can be a crab in spirit

>>77884494
what languages must i learn

>>77884526
Spanish and Thai

>>77884526
none just visit /carib/ anf fall for the memes and you will be a crabman.

>>77869683
No, I just want to be good at what I do and I am not too sure about it.

>>77874955
Mostly likely but I don't want to go to HSU just yet

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Morning crabs, I landed yesterday and the things I did were:

>Eat at olive Gardens
>Go to a "meh" walmart and bought some exotic cuisine (lime chili doritos and doritos jacked). Also bought some transformers stuff.
>Stayed up all night

Today I've got the hotel room to myself while my family goes shopping for ladies clothes, then when they come back I'm going to a better walmart

This has been thrilling adventures in burger land episode 01.

>>77874993
Cute crabo
>>77880297
>>77880333
Great taste as usual
>>77883066
I'm great, finally got my license renewed
>>77896039
I wish they still made guacamole Doritos
:^(

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What are /carib/ doing on this nice day?

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>>77896039
>better walmart
does that really exist

>>77898249
nothing productive as usual

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>>77897630
Thanks Angelique

>>77896039
Nice. Is your plan really just going to walmart?

>>77897630
what car do you drive?

>>77898249
I'm in pain in bed. Gonna watch stuff and sleep some more.

How about you senpai?

>>77896039
whereabout in burgerland are you?

>>77903008
Somali?

>>77573744
Are they racist in the Caribbean? Sorry to ask I genuinely know nothing about the place.

>>77903780
Why are you in pain famalam?

In holiday in Holland :o

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>>77761841
You're school system is weird.

>>77794643
Hot, if you know what I'm saying.

>>77803313
Still there?
At least go to a pannenkoekenhuis.

>>77859123
>scared
That's weird because I always imagined you like Dutch from Black Lagoon.

>>77891594
Today I talked to her and I know her name and she knows mine.
What do I do now?
Stalk on nosebook?
Pls help

>>77896039
>going to walmart is the first thing xhe does
wtf

>>77898249
Work.

>>77905400
>You're school system is weird
nah its just that my school takes in more people than they can accommodate

>>77905333
dumb stuff. But I don't want to take the pain meds they prescribed me and flushed them so I just have to try to walk it off for now.

>In holiday in Holland :o
;_; I wanna be there now too.

>>77905400
talk to her more?
i dunno.

>>77905570
What if one actually wanted to go to church?

And why have you kept this from us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8P2Oyg6m9c

>>77905892
How would I do that?
She also works in a different department, part time (like 5 or 6 hours a day), she has no breaks, not even lunch break.
I can only go there when I got business there, unless I want to make a fool out of myself.

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>>77907209
>What if one actually wanted to go to church?
that actually was a concern . we have a seven day adventist in our class. they were told either you can come to class or not so they have to skip church. its pretty fucked desu

>And why have you kept this from us.
ah yes jamaican directions

>>77905400
>Dutch from Black Lagoon.
I am short yet lanky, NL looks like that though

>pls help
You slowly build up a rapport

>>77905892
Taking med are weak my dude :^)
>>77907209
Yeah, sure
What are some good quality strooowaffle? Can't get enough of them t_t

>>77907586
Cats do fun things like this by themselves, with this dog you just know it isn't real.
Are dog people even human?

>>77908719
You have the voice to be Dutch though.

>slowly
How slow, and what then?

>>77909602
Get the big un from a street vendor at a market, or there might be random street vendors at touristy places. Otherwise try to get them fresh from a bakery.

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>>77880297
>>77880333
>>77903008

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Now during the summer /carib/ is more dead than usual.
Everyone is on the beach, enjoying the warm, light blue ocean and white beaches, for free.
And then they take a minute from their amazing relaxing life, come here and post the usual shit "Oh living in paradise is so hard, poor me!!!!"

Caribbean cunts i hope global warming get's you all

>>77883175
Hay bae, if you're in Broward let's meet up at a cheap motel and do gay stuff with each other
No homo.
>>77896039
>Eating Doritos
Not gonna make it

>>77910822
Do you microwave them before v æ eating?
Also should I get a picture where I stand on the "I am-sterdam" sign, like every other tourist? :^)

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>>77910822
>hating on puppers

>>77913651
>for free
>he thinks going to the beach is free

we're actually roasting away inside

hello my crabpeeps
i'm going to make a vidya about a fictitious carib island
what should be included to complete the carib experience?

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>>77921746
appalling exchange rate
thirst meter that forces you to drink water every 10 mins
taxis that stop in the road randomly
hard to find specific things to buy
nothing works properly in general
qt women

>>77921746
>Cocaine
>Little people you only know in passing creeping into your bed with the intent of force feeding you cocaine
>Staying up for three days looking for stuff to do when the sun comes up
>Roti

>>77916400
Don't think anyone does, they're still hot when you get them from a street vendor though.

>"I am-sterdam" sign
Paint the Norwegian flag on it.

>>77927880
I've bought some from convince stores, they said I should micro them

>paint the Norwegian flag on it
Get prank'd

>>77904239
i'm dominican and my family hates niggers and sandniggers, they would never mingle with them, they also hate other latinos like mexicans

don't know about other countries, but i read somewhere that syrian immigrants were seen as the lowest scum in haiti

>>77933085
>i'm dominican and my family hates niggers and sandniggers

But aren't you guys n*ggers yourself?
>>77880297
>>77730409
>>77618724
>>77581329

You are kinda ruining my fantasy lad

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>>77937920
>domis es white!!1!

>>77913651
Usually I'd post something depressing but recently I've been going out more and doing Chad-ish shit and lemme tell you carib life is absolutely amazing. You're definitely missing out brah.

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Swimming in boipucci

>>77883362
Yes, tryna get White Cunt to use and abuse me, dw I'm coming back

>>77885049
This

>>77913986
I AM in Broward

>>77922150
>>77925312
*makes notes*
Thanks guys. You'll get a place in the credits for this.

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>>77917258
>he has to pay to use his beaches

Fucking potheads btfo

>>77910822
>You have the voice to be Dutch though.
hmmmm...

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>mfw eating jerk chicken drenched in pepper sauce
Pepper sauce is good for the soul

>>77948572
Any beach worth going to has paid entry or a hotel on it

>>77949956
>tfw all the beaches here are free and I can swim at the hotel beaches and they can't tell me shit.

>>77950238
Same way in the V.I
>>77945409
Where at? I'm in the north Broward / Pompano area.

>>77950238
Same here

>>77917258
>paying to go to the beach
U w0t m8???

>>77922150
All of this is accurate kek

>>77949956
Lel what a C.U.C.K.
Jamaica confirmed worst than Haiti

>>77951288
Miramar/Pembroke Pines
Gotta stay with the rich folk :^)

>>77958969
Nigga I'm on A1A, it don't get much richer than that. Anyways I'm not driving all the way out to Pembroke Pines just to fondle some faggot on the beach.

>>77959191
I can drive myself thank you very much
Dixie road a shit

>>77959191
Also you're taking this fantasy too far, bitch

i'm finally back home feels good to be home again.

How are my crabmens doing?

>>77945409
>>77945409
>Yes, tryna get White Cunt to use and abuse me
Haha, hope you two join benises together then.

Apparently there was a ruckus here in the airport this morning because a kid had a grenade in his carry-on.

>>77959191
Ayo scunt, when are you going back to the V.I.?

>>77960450
Never

>>77937920
Somalier come back

>>77959230
>>77959590
>I can drive myself ;^)
>Fantasy
That boipucci has been soaked since you opened this thread and saw we were in the same county.
>>77960450
Maybe after my grandparents kick it, I'm here taking care of them
I really miss doing the devils dandruff for days at a time.

>>77960744
:(

Are you ready for the martshart refugees once the civil war starts?

>>77964723
>martshart refugees
The what?

>>77960289
Where have you been friendo?

>>77963857
Isn't it more fun in America though?

>>77573744
I'm thinking about taking an IT job for a bank in St. Thomas but I really don't want to live in a majority black area. Wat do?

>>77969511
I'm assuming you could get away with way more shit in the USVI compared to the states where they'll throw you in prison immediately if they catch you with blow.

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>>77958969
no bully pls

11 days

How are my crabmens doing today? any big news?

>>77969101
I was getting better at someone else's home. I'm somewhat better now so now I'm back.

What fun things have you done in your trip senpai? I really miss being in the Netherlands.

>>77972236
Don't take the job then.

>>77980469
see I told you he was a bully

>>77982821
still a babby thread we've had ones last much longer

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>>77983101
its independence day tomorrow
ill be drinking tea to mourn what could have been

>>77983191
The feels man...the feels

>>77983101
>How are my crabmens doing today? any big news?
Need to write an essay but I have writers block and I feel retarded

>>77983101
I've been to some museums, some markets, on my way to red-light now tho :^)

>>77963857
Yeah, i did have a moment when I realized it
You're the one that said gay stuff at the beach tho

>>77982821
17 days

>>77983191
PAYS
FOR
BEACHES

>>77963857
Seriously tho, on Monday I'll be in Ft. Lauderdale

>dominican republicans
>black
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-M269

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>>77990622

>>77983191
sounds boring. Is that what people do during independence day over there?

>>77984134
>Need to write an essay but I have writers block and I feel retarded
(( play some games or something in the meantime, maybe it will clear your head.

>>77984462
ahh lol

>>77992819
>Is that what people do during independence day over there?
no, they celebrate

>>77969511
This
>>77972724
Plus any time is a good time with sweet lady cocaine.
>>77972236
Get a place on the northside, or way out west in Fortuna.
>>77990669
What are you doing in Ft Lauderdale?
Maybe we could meet up at the Galleria

>>77996163
What's it like being white in the USVI? Do people treat you differently? How long would I have to live there before I stop being viewed as some tourist cunt?

>>77996207
>What's it like being white in the USVI?
You'll get charged more at restaurants, this is called white man tax, it is applicable most places in the world. People will put bets down on how long you last, a lot of people down last but six months. Also you'll find quite a lot of other white people from the states, there's a good chance they'll be coke heads. Native white people are called Frenchies, they typically stick with each other, they're not entitled to like you because you're white.

>>77996163
My dad wants me to go to the doctor before i go to Europe so I don't kill the white man with a new epidemic
Come back to telefriends pls

>>77996207
Just live during low season, it's boring as fuck

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>night rain and breeze
apex comfy

>>77998465
It's pretty cool here too.

too bad I can't enjoy it tonight (.

>>77999122
>too bad I can't enjoy it tonight
why not?