>australian cuisine

>>77573290
>watergerman cuisine

>>77573290
would unironically make some fairy bread right now if I had sprinkles.
Feel like something sweet

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>be aussie
>birthday
>instead of a cake, get some soggy buttered bread with sprinkles on it

>>77573956
>be german
>birthday
>instead of a cake, get sodomised by Rasheed

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>>77573956
we got both
also cordial. i dont really know if cordial is a thing in other countries.

>>77574014
There was an attempt so here is a pity (You).

>>77574100
Looks like fabric softener

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>sketched American

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>>77574014
why is it that every time a german makes lighthearted banter, an amerifat (and sometimes others) comes along and brings up rape or cuckporn?
be a bit more creative

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>>77573290
>>77573956
>you will never eat white food

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>>77574322
>Not screencapping and collecting American attempts at banter
It's like having a rare flag collection except funnier.

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>>77574573
why are they like this?