>this confuses and enrages the me

>>77572368
who invented that

Is that a reverse bidet?

I can wash my asshole with that?
How much does it cost to install?

>>77572975
Probably not more than 2 hours labor, not sure for the part.

>>77572368
If your home doesn't have one of these, you're not white.

>>77572368
>>77573110
I'm sitting next to one right, now true story.

>>77572975
Yes.
Free if you can follow instructions.

This is a fantastic idea! It would need some tile and plumbing work but any motivated individual could do this.

>>77576238
just a little bit of plumbing. It goes between the pipe from your main water supply that feeds water to the toilet tank.

>people don't have these in their toilets by default
truly subhuman tbqh

>>77576520
that's why we have sharts in marts

>>77576638
only real countries are allowed to reply

>>77576720
SHART
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>>77573110
>If your home doesn't have one of these, you're not white
But it's common in areas formerly ruled by Moors and Arabs

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>>77576760

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>this arouses the serb

>>77572368
How do you even use that?
It looks even more messy. So you wash your ass after taking a shit? And then the shitty water falls on your hand and on the pommel... And with what do you wipe to dry? Toilet paper? It would go to pieces and stick on the skin. A towel? Then you change the towel everytime you take a shit?

I just take a shower after i shit, it just makes more sense to me.

>not having a normal bidet

dummies

>>77579955
This

>>77579843
>I just take a shower after i shit, it just makes more sense to me.
Yeah good luck with that when you have diarrhea.

Non-bidet users are so in denial about their filthiness it hurts.

>>77572532
on one hand it saves space and costs less,
but on the other hand it's sooo muslim

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P I L L U P U H E L I N

>>77581189
wow
finns are really descendats of turkomongols

>>77572368
I have one of those, pretty handy if you get thirsty while taking a shit

>>77579955
this
a real bidet has hot and cold water so you can regulate it perfectly

>not shooting water at your asshole before using tp
enjoy having shart in your ass all day people

>>77581189
what the fuck is wrong with finland

Why do you people want your asshole to be so immaculate?

Well don't answer. I can picture you all with Ngongo and Tyrone.

>>77572975
I have one actually, came with the toilet in my place but I'm too afraid of spraying poop everywhere to use it

>>77587232
you are the Ngongo here

>>77572368
Eh? I thought this type of toilet is common, no?

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why are Latin people so gay

>>77572368
So it's for washing the shit stuck to the toilet bowl? Or are you supposed to actually spray your asshole with it? Asking for reasons.

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How do you route the hosing? Between the legs and under? Or lift up one cheek and spray and let the shit water run all over your lower ass cheek?

>>77592560
>>77592704
Go away niger.

>>77592735
No.

I quite liked them when I went to Japan.
I didn't feel like I needed a shower every time I pooped, and it was quite relaxing too, albeit a bit of a surprise at first.
Sometimes I'd just sit there with it spraying into my crack for a while. I hope I'm not gay now.

Anyone? Pls help.

>>77594453
?

>>77594453
Can't help. Sorry, but squirting water up your bum is a continental thing,

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>>77572368
What the fuck kind of bidet is this? How shit encrusted is your ass that you need a power washer for it? Mine looks like a little thing in the back of the toilet with the switches on the side which is pretty standard in the places I've been in Germany for work.

>>77572975
At this point it's anal masturbation.

>>77576520
I actually agree. This is why I avoid public toilets here.

>>77581189
>using your hand to wash your ass off
That's some India tier shit right there.

>>77590558
In our regions, yes.
In other countries, TP or Bidet is more common

>>77572368
I just use the shower head desu