/brit/

>French telling Americans to fuck off
Where do they get the effrontery?

reckon I could HEEM him

Are old janny wouldn't tolerate this

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gib soy

Jesus Christ is ma nigga

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>effrontery

>>77572141
no where near lad.

found a yank lady going full blown autismo in the comments section of a video and was gonna post it here for a laugh but it is literally two times bigger than the biggest allowable post on 4chan

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poot

>>77572227
she has an amazing body but her schnoz is slightly too big for me

business idea: bloody great big nuke to wipe St Helens off the map

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... there is no God but Swipedown and Scoochey is his messenger selfie ... Al-Wycombe ... 25 July 2017 ...

>>77572223
screenshot it

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cute lads

>>77572214
>Anglo-Indian
good lad

t. Anglo-Indian

>>77572266
'ce

>>77572253
That's why you gay

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>>77572227

>>77572259
why?

>>77572265
It literally doesn't fit on my screen in its entirety.

Latest Rosy pics?

thinking of getting some mexican food~

>>77572279
far from it

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prime minister selfie... me timothy james byrne in front of my rented flat at 10 downing street.... don't mess me about sunshine.... swipe down...

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>I've seen things you guys wouldn't believe. Planes crashing off the shoulder of Uzbekistan. I watched the fire rise in the dark in Gotham. All those moments will be lost in time, like brothers in the wreckage. Time to crash.

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screaming

https://twitter.com/wiltshirepolice/status/889585359297945602

>>77572266
Literally me

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>>77572266

>>77572291
Then literally no one would read it anyway

>>77572298
brilliant

>>77572283
It's full of poor people and pregnant teenagers. Everyone from there I've met speaks like an idiot and has a poor grasp of personal hygiene.

I reckon it's removal will drag our HDI up despite the nuclear fallout

>>77572304
absolutely despise w*ltshire

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>rorke keeps on killing qt's
fuck sake
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40716957

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>See that film last night? Tom Hardy?
>No
>Ah, he's brilliant. He's a brilliant actor.
>He's very good. Very good.
>See you later.
>See you.
>H-he's...not my favourite actor of all time by the way.
>Oh no?
>My favourite actor of all time is Mr. Aidan Gillen.

>Posting earlies with your pass on
Not the sharpest

>>77572298
needs kev on it

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alright I'm going to bed then

>>77572312
thats TOO young :-s

>>77572315
dont believe anyone was FUCKING TALKING TO YOU

>>77572346
>Mujahid Arshid

doesnt sound very rorke to me

>>77572358
Fat

>>77572358
garfielf you fat cat!

>>77572334
Oh I thought you were on about Saint Helena not St Helens
Had me confused there for a second

my diet for the past month has been exclusively fast food and delivery

You are now picturing your oneitis grunting and straining as she pushes a big sloppy poo out of her rectum

>>77572374
You would just get 2 comments saying "not a word" or "shant"

>>77572401
my willy is very hard now

>>77572411
jew ed sheeran

hate women who are just earthmother sluts

>>77572401
would rather imagine her pushing a big sloppy black cock out of her rectum

Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.

>>77572411
>causal sex

Causing me to gag on my tea right now

>>77572298
Kek

>>77572401
>out of her rectum
And into my mouth I hope :-)))

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>cheapest car insurance for a shitty 2007 Astra that costs £1.1k is £2000

>>77572401
thought you were going to say something about the BBC so I got hard then went soft

>>77572396
They would have exiled Napoleon to St Helens had it been around at the time

It's a fucking hole

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Me on the left

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>Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.

Ladies and gentlemen I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.

*Cheers and clapping from audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only pooman after all

>>77572490
state of the UK

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>oneitis

>>77572411
bellowing

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>>77572449
>when your whole existence can be reduced down to being a sex object and baby incubator

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>Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDsfzJXGAo8

This might actually be the funniest scene in the Office

>>77572449
>Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.
you might be on to something here, ask your mum what she thinks for the inside track opinion. this idea could be a winner.

>>77572514
bloomin 'ell

>>77572514
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>77572214

Who is this fluid druid?

>>77572514
*chortles*

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>oneitis

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ah yes, "fe-males"

>>77572514
Laughing

>>77572490
and i thought it was bad here (insurance for 500€ car costs 500€/year)

Obama was a saint

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNwstQIuCJE

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POST ROSE

>>77572533
ultra turbo cringe

Another truth bomb lads

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/889908020062322689

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>haha anon you should totally hug me haha
>haha anon you should totally call me sometime for a laugh haha
>haha anon you should carry me sometime it would be a laugh haha
>haha anon i had a dream about you last night haha
>haha anon everyone in uni thinks we're going out haha
>haha anon my mum asked to meet you because she says i talk about you so much haha
>haha anon if we keep sitting like this people are going to think you're my new boyfriend haha

>>77572556
how new are you?

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>falling for the vaginal jew

>>77572533
Not remotely funny
peep show and all this other tripe is awful

>>77572601
is she ugly?

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>>77572304
Holy fucking shit
I'm actually really mad

Please lads I need more rosy pictures. Surely one of you here is a pathetic goon and has her naked breasts

>>77572616
excellent post
glad someone agrees with me on that sort of thing

never watched ali g

>>77572490
Cheapest insurance on a 130bhp £3k clio was only £800 for me :^)

>>77572515
*gets shot by a basketball american*
*call ambulance*
*get shot by policeman*
*tip policeman and thank him for his service*
*ambulance finally shows up*
*get to the hospital and get prescribed 25 pills of extremely strong painkillers a day for the rest of my life*
*surgeon gets halfway through surgery but has to stop because my $100,000 a year health insurance doesn't cover it*
*die in hospital because bronald blumpf cancelled free emergency healthcare*
*family tip the surgeon for me*

>>77572514
LITERALLY howling

someone redpill me on Charlie Gard

>>77572601
What's the problem here?

>>77572601
get tae fuck off me you dead eyed slag

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>>77572601
>girl does this, it's cute
>I do this, it's creepy

>>77572589
Will she ever leave findom and post pics for free?

>>77572627
dont care if youre mad or not you sadact

>>77572667
Why do something for free, if people will pay you to do it?

>car drivers spend thousands on insurance, tax, mots and petrol
>public transport is considerably cheaper and actually decent where I live

hmm I wonder which mode of transport I should use

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>>77572600
>scots in charge of the english language

don't live in a povvo shithole so my 180hp golf was only £600 this year

>>77572638
How long have you been driving though?

>>77572619
literal 9/10 unfortunately

>>77572655
i have a touch of the 'tism

>>77572643
the difference is I don't even have to make up things about your country to make fun of you

>>77572693
I had only been driving for 10 months

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbVFjPNgP1c

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>>77572589
need her to wack my ball bag with either a hammer or sickle desu

>>77572708
pics? also ur fucking gay bust in her cunt dont be low t

>>77572654
French political magazine that terrorists shot up killing some staff, so they hurt a baby in revange and then Trump said he could fix the child but in the end something else happened.

wake up in the morning start feeling my bfs willy

>>77572710
POORIOUS

the french are subhuman

>>77572747
the virgin opinion

>>77572729
wish it was that easy but my self-esteem got buggered into nonexistence back in my early teens and it still hasn't recovered. hate myself too much to reciprocate.

>>77572747
not true, plenty of em are fine fellows.

>>77572692
>180hp

cute

anyone have that imgur album link with 200 rosy pictures?

>>77572514
VERY good post

>>77572783
*diagnoses you as homosexual*

>>77572803
yeah
http://imgur.com/a/EioLc

>>77572783
aw dont worry man you'll bounce back

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>>77572747
wrong

>>77572803
>>77572818
this interaction is just the worst

>>77572818
not clicking

>>77572853
yeah it is

>>77572680
t. maghrebi

>>77572818
thanks x

>>77572814
might be terrible with women but i'd still kick your cunt in for such an accusation in real life

>>77572818
Virus phishing scam. Just ran it through my Norton antivirus

I'm leaving /int/ forever hopefully there is a better site out there the board is full of screenshots of twitter posts, mouth breathers talking about e-celebs and trump there is literally nothing worthwhile on this board anymore.

I blame americans they ruin fucking everything they ruined the world then they brought 4chan to media attention and all these underage and civil nationalists migrated from reddit now this board is constantly full of fucking bullshit and I'm done I'm going to find something better away from you fucking losers (90% of this board probably) go fuck yourselves americans

I hope you're fucking happy you destroy the world through pushing transgender, multiculturalism, degeneracy, interracial mixing and now you can't help but destroy /int/

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DEGEN JEW SLAVE CUNTS the fact that you have to look down at your dick (if you can see it fatasses) and be reminded that you're slave to jews is a hilarious you'll never be anything more then the fat retarded nation that ruined the rest of the world enjoy your dystopia of africans, spics and whites all blending into some 60 IQ piece of shit race you caused this you fucking cancerous dumb fat fucks.

>>77572818
your supposed to say "yeah, thanks for asking" and milk another (You) out of him you mong

>>77572298
damn fine job

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>After accounting for factors including age and how long men had gone without ejaculation, the team found that sperm concentration fell from 99 million per ml in 1973 to 47.1 million per ml in 2011 – a decline of 52.4% – among western men unaware of their fertility.

What the fuck

>>77572886
why would I needlessly be a dick?
what's wrong with you?

>>77572864
the virgin retort

>>77572874
I'd like to see you try you scrawny little runt I'm 6'4'' and built like a brick shithouse.

>>77572882
suck your mum, batty boy

Honestly wish I had a oneitis, don't feel anything for anyone anymore

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lol

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killed a cat lads

>>77572882
quite enjoyed this post

>>77572900
Children of Men becoming reality

>>77572926
Again?

>>77572900
keep drinking that soy aspartame water

>>77572909
hello manlet

>>77572900
Wtf I hate Muslims now

>>77572401
been in the toilet whilst my gf was having a poo 2bh.

>>77572783
Hate this self-limiting behaviour. It's cowardice and you know it lad, don't kid yourself.

You're better than this

>>77572906
t. maghrebi

ROLL UP ROLL UP FOR A DOSE OF THE FINEST JASON THIS SIDE OF BABYLON, SKIN UP A BIFF, FILL YER SPLIFFS, GOT ONLY THE FINEST DANK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU GIVE THANKS. Qs, HALFs, Zs OR MORE, EVEN GIVE YOU A 10S OR A SCORE. THIS SHIT WILL RELIEVE YOU OF STRESS, MAKE YOU FEEL BLESSED, SO DON'T BE A BATTY, BILL UP A FATTY. FROM YOUR LOCAL WEED MAN FROM DEVON, CALL ME 24/7. JAH WOBBLE

>>77572946
no

Asked the gf how she could stand to watch thicko cunts on Love island and reality TV in general and she got upset because I generalised everyone on reality TV as a “thicko cunt”, she said they’re perfectly normal nice people

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>keep drinking that soy aspartame water

>>77572900
you're surprised to discover that (((they))) are sterilising us?

>>77572900
this is because everyone's fat and lazy

just heard a nigger outside my door

>>77572901
>helping another lad get a stiffy
big gay mate

>>77572962
FONT

>>77572919
so what you're saying is that rorkes are hypocrites?
imgur my soorprize

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>>77572601

>haha anon if we keep sitting like this people are going to think you're my new boyfriend haha

ah fuck i've had this exact line, did i miss another chance

laptop doesn't even pick up my wifi network anymore lol

>>77572994
The people ON reality television are actually master manipulators just playing the game for money and fame, many of them have 140+ IQs in reality and it's just an act they keep up. Now the people who WATCH reality TV, that's another story entirely.

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anime

>>77572982
I know it's cowardice. Doesn't make it any easier to overcome.

love aspartame I do

>omg sperm count
you literally need just one lmao

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500872143605.webm

TEKTRONIX desu

a nigger is knocking on my door and saying my name
recording it on my phone as evidence

>>77573063
most of them die on the way though, so a higher sperm rate improves pregnancy chances

/biz/ memes are incredibly niche but very enjoyable, I think because there is real pain behind them

>>77572900
>And /pol/ mongs wonder why we need immigration
Morons

the stupid racist goyim are making up false statistics again and blabbering on about estrogen

>>77572962
how big is your toilet to fit a whole person in it?

>select all the street signs and click verify
>button only says "next"
>select all the cars until they disappear
>*selects all cars*
>next
>select all the sunglasses
>next
>select all store fronts
>verify

>>77572601
>sitting alone eatting lunch together
>any films you wanna see this weekend anon
>I say no
>she says oh and goes quiet
The STATE of 18 year old me

>>77573114
>not having a pass

new thread

>>77573118
>>77573118
>>77573118

we're all in here

>>77573118
>>77573118
>>77573118

new thread

>>77573118
>>77573118
>>77573118

we're all in here

>>77573118
>>77573118
>>77573118

new thread

>>77573118
>>77573118
>>77573118

we're all in here

>>77573118
>>77573118
>>77573118

is google broken?

>>77573114
noseberg at google is thoroughly enjoying your free labour

Just ordered huel to try lads

>>77573052
Obviously it's hard but what's the alternative. It's either overcome it or stay exactly where you are, or maybe you are too happy and comfortable wallowing in your self-pity to change these bad habits.

>>77573114
>select all street signs
>it's a picture of a tree in a forest
>click the tree
>it lets me post

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paddy

Bought some new trousers, shoes, and belts for work and I look swish as fuck 2bh lads

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>>77572926
you cunt

>>77573225
went shopping at goodwill today and got 5 polo branded button ups for 30 dollars. literally just stealing from the poor lol

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would you lads hangout with anyone from /brit/?

>>77573115
A girl once asked me if I wanted to come to her town and hang out on a Friday night and I thought she was joking because she lives like 2 hours away so I just played along with sort of "haha and then we can do this thing and then this thing too if we want haha" and then the next time I saw her, she blanked me and continued to blank me for weeks until I finally found out from one of her friends that she had been waiting on me to arrive in her town on that Friday night. Been over a year now since we last talked.

hate myself desu

Spaghetti taste better reheated

>>77573261
nope. i'm a normie and you're all a bunch of spackers so i wouldn't enjoy your company

>>77573261
absolutely not, would feel very uncomfortable if they tried to use 'chon humour and gimmicks in person

>>77573261
too shy xx

>>77573172
kys

>>77573194
I haven't been happy in over a decade.

>>77573267
howling
sounds like something I'd do

>>77573071
thought it was this at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov2KHgaeds4

>>77573307
hush hush

>>77573312
M&S
>>77573298
Lidl
>>77573297
ASDA

Grimm

>>77573090
i mean the bathroom (which has a toilet therein)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XC-glAL7bg
the asmrfu
i should stop torturing myself with women i'll never get

>>77573353
was only memein u lad haha in reality i hate fruits that call the toilet a bathroom

>>77573312
cheer up grumpy guts lol

>>77573359
bent twat haha

Cuddled Karen Brady behind a 7-Eleven in Wilmslow back in 1998

>>77573359
>asmr
the virgin hobby

I know this isn't possible since inverting the roles of mind and body would require several changes to fundamental physics laws but one can wish. I wish I could manifest myself in the form of a vast sea, of experience being a storm. Existence should be something much bigger than the shit we have right now as biological organisms.

>>77573261
I would fuck the long haired vandal lad in the ass if thats what you mean????

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>>77573209
Vanessa

>>77573404
>hobby
is watching Nonce Hunter videos a hobby?

>>77573416
B&M bargains
>>77573359
Poundstretcher

>>77573416
dont need to imagine this because all i need to do is get pissed off and im more destructive than even the most devastating of storms so i know exactly how it feels to be that powerful and it feels good

>>77573441
kev's dad in the back right

>>77573426
bit gay

all french people are welcome in burton on trent

we've come to a point where wankers like >>77573359 see nothing wrong into wasting 20 minutes of their time listening to some ugly fucking bint they would not even look at in real life put makup on her disgusting fucking face while she whispers with her piggy voice OINK OINK

>>77573233
nothing I could do

I went back and checked but it had no number

technically the second car finished it off

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>>77573426
is this who you mean

Once kissed a girl who is semi-famous on the internet for doing eating challenges at restaurants (not a fatty, petite blonde)

opened up my laptop and last night's /brit/ thread was still open

so i copied one of the posts there and pasted it into this thread to see if anyone would notice
(no-one did)

What's the best bargain store/pound shop lads?

I quite like B&M

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>stumble into thread
>fall into seat next you smelling of stale piss and alcohol
>do a smokers cough
>*HAAAAUGK* *HOOOOOOOCK* *PUGHHHHT*
>start fumbling through my oversized insulated coat for 'baccy
>take off beanie and pull lighter out of it
>start frantically patting my coat for rizlas
>FAAAAAAACKIN 'ELL
>start elbowing you
>"giz us a rizla mate"
>"dont FACKIN ignore me I can see 'em in yer pocket!!"

>>77573524
I did

>arrive home from work
>mum has spent several hundred quid on a new phone and a (probably shite) new contract
>starts by asking me "what is a SIM card"

Last I left her she was in the process of putting her old SIM into her new phone. But EE have sent her a new SIM which presumably is the one which is going to be tied to her new contract which also presumably has a new number.

Of course when I asked if she wanted to keep her number the answer was "Yes". Then when I asked if she told the sales rep she wanted to keep her old number? "No". And it is impossible to move an existing number to a new contract within the same network.

Once she has had her usual mental breakdown and blamed "this rubbish new phone which doesn't work", the task of making it "just work" will of course fall to me. I know you can get an existing number from one SIM to another SIM within the same network by going via an outside network e.g porting it to a rando PAYG phone then porting it again to the SIM you want.

But my concern is what will happen to her old number if it is tied to her old SIM and she's stopping paying for her old contract. Is there a finite window in which you can still move that number to a PAYG phone. I don't even know if she will still be able to do that at this point because presumably she is no longer paying for the old contract.

Any phone pakis in who can help?

want to batter every asmr person i swear theyre annoying as hell same for the nonces who watch asmr

>>77573533
Quite good

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>watching a movie with some girl I liked on her bed
>too scared to make a move
>girl asks if i'm cold and if I want to get under the duvet with her
>say "no thanks i'm quite warm actually"
>carry on watching the movie and then leave
>friend notifies me the next week that she asked him why I didn't want her and has now gone off the idea

>>77573566
nae a pixel

>>77573504
stop posting pictures of yourself pretending to be someone else you fucking gay TWAT

>sign up to now-tv to watch game of thrones
>its in fucking 480p

its 2017 for fucks sake, i can download a 1080p episode of this in less than 5 minutes

>>77573566
You can transfer numbers sim to sim on the same network lad
Literally did it last week

was watching black mirror with my gf and we were starting the first episode where they ask the prime minister to fuck a pig and i turned to her and said "thats nothing, i fuck a pig all the time" and shes kind of fat but i only meant it as a joke and she got super upset and left for the night. never seen her act that way, shes gotta lighten up yeesh

>>77573593
>"no thanks i'm quite warm actually"
the virgin answer

>>77573639
Depends on the network I believe. Some networks don't let you do it (though I have no idea why).

>>77573566
>Once she has had her usual mental breakdown and blamed "this rubbish new phone which doesn't work", the task of making it "just work" will of course fall to me.

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dim7s8Z5AGc
the new asmrfus
might be on a list now though, not sure if it was worth it

>>77573561
which post was it then you knowitall cunt

>>77573634
mugs will pay for 1080p so why not charge them for it?

>>77573656
didnt happen

*sees the homeless lad walk into thread*
*moves further down to be as far away from him as possible*

>>77573634
here you go mate

https://yesmovies.to/movie/game-of-thrones-season-7-21203/791180-6/watching.html

>>77573634
Why didn't you then

>>77573630
not me just a stalker simple as

>>77573566
Literally just text O2 and they changed my number across sim cards desu

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wtf I hate Microsoft now

>called my girlfriend a pig
>she gets upset
why are girls so unreasonable lads

>>77573593
deary me

>>77573634
Pretty sure it's 720p

Wolfing down 500g of rump beef steak I picked up from the butchers this morning

Can feel the colon cancer growing and testosterone flowing through my veins

>>77573593
Ahh yes I rememer the first time I was in a girls bed watching a film with her

I sat there in full hoody and jeans above the covers while she was under the covers in pyjamas

>>77573745
>RIP
excuse me but i think you'll find that RIP is a prayer to a dead person and as such, it is simply Catholic superstition. I DO NOT want to see it posted in this thread again, d'you hear me?

>>77573566
if it's the same contract with them and basically just a renewal and a new phone the new sim card WILL have the same number
they just send you another one

What is 1080p

>>77573593
>>watching a movie with some girl I liked on her bed
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>>77573752
Alex Jones would be proud

>could have been born when Britain was a superpower and being a heterosexual white male was good for you
>was instead born in the late 20th century and had to grow up in the 21st century when Britain is in its decline and white men are reviled by everyone, including many white men

talk about bad luck

>>77573798
haha, not had enough of 100,000 years of power hetero scum?

>>77573782
Just over 10 quid mate wahey!!

>>77573798
>White men are reviled by everyone
I present to you, the delusional trumpeter ladies and gentlemen

>>77573798
cannot believe the idiotic ungratefulness and raw selfimportant conceit in this post

boggles the mind

want a nintendo switch but the only one in stock near me is the bundle with splatoon 2 which i dont really want all that much

should i just buy it anyway?

>>77573833
make a joke like that again and I'll turn your nose into dust with a single, swift punch

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>I present to you, the delusional trumpeter ladies and gentlemen

women are inferior beings

have found what could be the 'fu among 'fus
don't dare show her, wouldn't want one of you to steal her away

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>>77573593
had a worse experience
>be sitting on a girls bed tlking to her
>She invites me under the duvet
>get under
>start rubbing each other
>she asks me to worship her naked body
>comply
>then she asks me to fuck her
>penis fails to get an erection

>>77573674
She bought a new £1,100 macbook air, then didn't use it for ~5 months because "it doesn't work" and "I hate this laptop, it's worse than my old laptop".

Upon inspection, when she bought it she had asked the Apple workers to transfer the contents of her old laptop to her new one. Except the old one had a 250GB HDD and the new one a 125GB HDD. So she took home a laptop with like 2GB free storage (fuck knows what the shop workers did with the rest of her data or specifically how they chose which 125GB to flush down the toilet).

So after like a week of using her new laptop it was crippling because it had literally 0 free bytes of storage.

She's a lunatic. It would be funnier if she wasn't charging me exorbitant rent and using the money to buy these things.

>>77573866
umm order it from the internet sweety the internet has everything in stock xx

Honestly glad I'm not a victim of brainwashing like some itt who rant on about how they're victimised by powers and conspiracies beyond their control..

>>77573878
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>>White men are reviled by everyone
>I present to you, the delusional trumpeter ladies and gentlemen

>>77573798
feel really bad for old people. like imagine being like 95 in Ireland and going from seeing the Republic by brave Catholic Irish ethnonationalists to now seeing dublin full of queers and niggers and brazilians trying to destroy ireland from its very core

"waifu" is the prime virgin word

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>>77573798

Ah, a fellow soul wandering lost in the wrong generation, I see

i NEVER reply to any else's posts

i am a proactive poster, not a reactive poster. I am the one who creates the gimmicks you all love so much and the ones you revile.

all replies are simply the meaningless chatter of second class /brit/ posters. angry, impulsive, ignorant and instantly forgotten

>>77573886
Don't reply to me with a fucking essay EVER again

>>77573707
because i earn enough to support the actors etc for a decent tv show, thought a paid service would be better than a free one.
>>77573751
looks 480p to me lad, this is worse than a dvd. in fact the whole thing has frozen as refuses to even buffer. what a croc of shite

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>imagine being like 95 in Ireland and going from seeing the Republic by brave Catholic Irish ethnonationalists to now seeing dublin full of queers and niggers and brazilians trying to destroy ireland from its very core

>>77573894
wish this was true

>born in time to see western society collapse by its own design

Had to have a deep think about whether it’s 10p in a pound or 100p

this >>77573933 is NOT me
>>77573886 enjoy your post because I have a 38 yo sister who is just like your mother

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>>77573798
>wish I was born in a different generation
I used to think like this (alongside wishing I was smarter, or more talented, etc) but I don't anymore.

I now understand how arrogant it is. I am reasonably smart, not in poverty, born in a relatively civilised country, and so on. Yet with all those boons I am not the best I could be, to a large extent I have squandered the position given to me to the extent it was within my control to do so. In all honesty I probably haven't achieved 5% of what I could given the circumstances, with that 95% being wasted.

To wish I've had an even better position rather than wishing (and attempting to) achieve more with the position I already has is not only futile, it is also essentially wishing to have been able to waste even more talent, more intelligence, more money - after all 95% of a larger number is more than 95% of a smaller one.

I now endeavour to better myself within the scope of what I have had the privilege to receive from my predecessors and aim to give a better start to my progeny.

not had a shower in approaching 96 hours

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>i NEVER reply to any else's posts
>i am a proactive poster, not a reactive poster. I am the one who creates the gimmicks you all love so much and the ones you revile.
>all replies are simply the meaningless chatter of second class /brit/ posters. angry, impulsive, ignorant and instantly forgotten

>tfw born in time to watch the transmogrification of the male-species

The only good thing about becoming a shithole is the possibility of far lower immigration. I think it's a sacrifice we have to take.

I'm just thinking about how it'll be better in the long term

Hatposting is low effort garb, usually doesn't even fit anyway

>>77573979
fuck off tarq

>>77573984
thanks I didn't think it was you :3

>>77573988
not one word

need a rifle with the 3 round burst

>>77574006
>become a shithole
>take in fewer migrants
>become a nice country again
>a bunch of immigrants come

not a great plan there rorke.

need a bf with a 3 round burst

>>77574046
>>77574046
>>77574046
>>77574046

>>77573979
i honestly sometimes have a spastic moment and have to think about whether it's 60p or 100p to a quid

fucking time throwing me off innit

why is there always a dogue de bordeaux on Dog Rescuers? never seen one irl

hate yanks
hate america
hate american culture
hate american ideals
hate american media
hate the american anthem
hate the american flag

simple as, not a lefty just hate yank cunts

>>77573593
I've been there, except when I was 15. I'm 23 now and couldn't imagine being that autistic.