>die >das >des >der >dem >den

>der
>das
>DES

>>77571638
>PA

>>77571672
>CITO

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>his language has articles

DER DIE DAS
WIESO WESHALB WARUM
WER NICHT FRAGT BLEIBT DUMM

einz zwei drei polizei

>>77571638
>>77571672
>>77571773
we did it reddit!

>>77571509
german isn't for brainlets

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>whomst'dve

>>77571936
>whomst
whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous*

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>>77571936
>vom zum ans

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>>77571509
>not enjoying German techno ironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkuVabTlXWM

It's a guilty pleasure. Even more shameful than my addiction to Swedish Hands Up.

>>77571509
we have 32-36 in portuguese

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>>77571980
>из-зa-кoe-чeгo-нибyдь-либo-тo

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ο, του, τον, ω, η, της, την, το, οι, των, τους, τις, τα

>>77571509
thank god for swiss german

>the
>the
>the
Wow great "language" you have there Anglos

>>77572280
>либo-тo
You can't say like that, not with the dash

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>>77572394
tfw english is for brainlets

EL LA EL LA
TU TU TU TU

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>>77572438
я знaю, этo былa шyткa

>>77572454
>tfw too german to be a brainlet

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>>77572510
>EL LA EL LA

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>>77572541
>bir
>bir
>bir

This thread is now dedicated to decadent, fun German music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQian1hYNaA

>>77571509
>der
>die
>das

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPHi5xn_q5c

>tfw americans pronounce der like "DURR" when """""""""" speaking german """""""""""

>>77572454
this is why it is the world language, son

>dan
>dana
>danu
>dana
>dane
>danom
>danu
>dani
>danima
>dana
>dana
>dani
>danima
>danima

>>77572944
how are you supposed to pronounce it

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>mfw we dont have such bullshit in our language
feels good man

>>77573376
Don't bother with that fool. He's just obsessed over our dicks.

>>77573376
like dare with no r

All of your languages are for babies.

>>77573334
not:
>dan
>dneva
>dnevu
>dan
>z dnevom
>o dnevu
>dneva
>dni
>dnevoma
>dneva
>o dneh
>z dnema
>dnevi
>dni
>dnem
>dni
>o dneh
>z dnevi

absolutely balkanic

>>77573859
>hylääptää pärätälaa oopÿtëlää öötäläptä ajyooäptä ööööäääää
literally sounds like a baby trying to talk

WER
WIE
WAS

>>77574158
I was going to say something but then realized that german has already been discussed in this thread.

>>77571509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPHi5xn_q5c

>>77574158
Finnish is one of the most complicated languages out there

Stop insulting best non-neighbor

>>77573452
shut up roach

>>77574628
issa joke

btw i don't even know german myself, im cz*ch

i dont have any article words to post

>>77571509
de
het

>>77577819
how do you differentiate between them? is there a rule? ive been trying to learn dutch but i always forget if it was de or het

>>77577866
>ive been trying to learn dutch
Why? It's less relevant than Basque

>>77577928
i just like the pronounciation of stuff, and its easy to learn since i know both german and english

>>77577983
if you know german it's easy:
der and die = de
das = het
same rules, but you don't have to think if it's male or female

>>77578056
holy fuck thanks

>>77578080
you're welcome
here is a cheat website for you:
https://www.welklidwoord.nl/

>>77578142
dankjewel

>>77573452
UGLGUGLGUGLUG ULGUGUGULGGU

>>77578162
alsjeblieft

>>77578164
good post

>>77578164
*adds ki or oulos at the end of any turkish word*

>>77571509
it's really not that difficult, eventually you just get a feel for what's appropriate.

>>77578470
how long did it take for you to get a good grasp on it? i've been studying German for a solid month at this point and the dative and genitive can just piss off too bee quite honest

>>77578548
i studied german for 12 years and i still sometimes mix them up

>>77578164
why are you so mad karamanlis?

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>>77578583
oh deary me

>>77578675
the thing is, instead of learning how they worked i mastered how to make a sound that is between the artikels so its incomprehensible while talking but you can still fuck up while writing

>>77578548
several years desu but I never really had intensive German lessons, I just lived in a Germanophone country for a while.

Eventually you just see the word endings and it just clicks in your brain whether it's a der die or das. Dem/den/des is a bit more tricky.

>>77578745
perhaps i'll just work hard on my German then go study abroad when I reach a decent level of competency
do NOT want to remain monolingual

>>77572385
We have articles too.
der = dr
die = d
das = s

>>77578741
Don't worry turks here don't know how to Artikel either

>>77583115
i only forget which word took what artikel so i just make a sound inbetween the three