/brit/

Oh no trump spoke with Russians impeach impeach impeach

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Banging upstairs

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Anyone else feel like their life is circling the drain? I need to make some changes soon or I am fucked.

1st for healthy girls

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>77570382
>carbs, carbs and sugar water

ah yes this explains tim's weight

>>77570345
>Baneio Crashini

>>77570389
*pours in some drain unblocker and watches as you get sucked in*
Oh sweaty.... x

creativity died after HTML5 replaced flash

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hate dogs

POO POO POO POOPOPOPOPOOOPOOPOOPOOOPOOOPOOOPOO FANNY MINGE CUNT ARSE POO TWAT GIMP WOOL FANNY MINGE ARSE BUM COCK POOO POO POO POO POO POO

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>>77570391

>>77570380
He's incompetent and probably has dementia

Is a Vauxhaul Astra a deano car?

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>Who cares that the president is colluding with Russia

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Love dogs

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>>77570467

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Chuckled

http://www.dailywire.com/news/18947/silence-consent-msm-covers-journalists-butch-queen-john-nolte


Ah yes, American media.

>>77570467
Oh so we're doing this argument now?

>>77570507
kek

>>77570507
fuck off lain, you're font looks shite

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's BULLshit. I did not hit her. I did not.

>>77570507
who did this and when

>>77570500
why is no one heeming those dogs wtf

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>>77570547

>>77570567
me
40 minutes ago

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>>77570500
story?

>>77570500
it was his fault for b e i n g a b i t c h

>>77570507
SCREECHING

>>77570547
am imagining this in Trumps voice and having a chuckle

>>77570507
OBSESSED

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Decided I need to lose a stone

*puts a banging donk on it*

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>>77570507

>>77570345
>brits hate any intelligent person ever because “annoying”
>brits are hated by everyone

Really made tink

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me on the left

>>77570647
Off your heart

>>77570588
write a good gimmick on a wall next time

I have a beer belly but don't drink alcohol wtf?

>>77570507
screeching

>>77570597
reddit speak

>>77570689
you're fat

>>77570382
Why he neked?

>>77570687
Made me think

funny that people actually believe the russian narrative

>>77570682
alri Worraz

>>77570682
its a fuckin emu man

>>77570647
post tummy

>>77570703
no it isn't

lain is such a fucking teenage newtwat
reeks of it

1mg xanax down the hatch

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am glad the Evening Standard has started publishing two editions - one for normal people and one special safespace edition for students

its a victory for progress

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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/weak-men-more-likely-to-be-socialists-study-claims-rsnc3l8mk


>Runtypol

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>>77570689
This you?

fucking faggots

I won't give him a (you) but you should know weaker men are also smarter

burnt my arm with a spliff by mistake and theres a brown spot on my arm now
looks ugly

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i WILL stop eating pizza twice a week

>>77570812
I've got a mystery red spot on my arm, been there for years

Probably cancer or some shit

>>77570719
Yeah if only they listened to Breitshart and not every major intelligence organisation

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>>77570391
good post

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>>77570800
don't find this funny or amusing

>>77570846
Do you keep up with the news? They all had to retract that story because it was bullshit

>>77570760
degenerate.

>>77570831
Post it
I'll give you the diagnosis

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hello goyim

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>>77570737

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I painted "one, two, three, skip, one, two..." etc up a flight of 16 steps
and sure enough people started skipping over the steps i painted "skip" on

hmmm
i must use this power for good

>>77570846

Every major intelligence organisation believes that Donald Trump colluded with Russia to steal the election from Hillary Clinton?

>>77570874
Protestants are basically pagans

>>77570882
Wow so edgy!
Wow so cool!

>someone reported thailad to the thai FBI for lese-majeste
>he's not posted in a few days

RIP thailad, we hardly knew ye

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>>77570855
good post lad

>>77570882
stop defacing rail property henry

>>77570864
just straightup wrong haha
Link me to where the FBI, CIA, NSA or ODIN have retracted their conclusion it was the russions what done it

>>77570892
>to save the world from Hillary Clinton

Greater good anon

NEED a fit athletic intelligent slightly below average face gf

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absolutely FUMING that this edition was not about southampton
the janitor has been notified

>>77570864
>>77570892
It's an ongoing investigation and Clumpf already had to fire his NSA advisor who he just magically happened to tell Comey to cover for

Alan, say something mean about the Thai king

I want to test a theory

>>77570882
Someone painted "keep going" with a little heart on the path I run on
Made me smile ngl

you protestant innit

you're pagan! you're pagan!

>>77570877
jesus christ. Ever photo I see of this guy makes him more feminine, nu-male and runty. what a pathetic excuse for a man.

>>77570912
sad case

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>>77570291
She was up for it. What can I say?

>>77570310
I didn't originally plan on meeting anyone today.

(didn't realise old thread died)

Curse him! Curse the Christian king and his army of infidels! They go against the will of God and must be made to pay. Everywhere they ride they leave only suffering in their wake. They say it is a crusade. A crusade for what? Ignorance? Violence? Madness?

>>77570913
>On June 9, 2017 in Bangkok a 33-year-old Thai man by the first name of Wichai was given 35 years imprisonment for posting 10 Facebook photos and comments about the Thai royalty. This sentence was reduced from initial 70 years following a guilty plea made after a year in jail before the trial.[34]

lmao why do he choose to live in such a place ???
why indeed

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>5'8

>>77571010
Nice slippies

>>77571010
Are charlie

>>77570855
Why is she so sweety?

Black people are shouting outside again

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anime

>>77570946
me doing the virgin walk background right

>>77571010
good pure post

Belting performance on The Chase

>>77571045
She's been taking pole dancing classes and was eager to show off her new moves to you

>>77571069
laughing_bradley(25).jpg

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>Belting performance on The Chase

Favourite race: East Asians
Least favourite race: Arabs

>>77570831
u ok hun? x

Is the Vauxhall Astra a deano car?

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>>77571010
was wearing that shirt with his face on it and someone came up and asked if i was a neo nazi

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is it socially acceptable to drink in the park alone

Two for Tuesday...

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State of white men

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse

>>77571106
yes

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hw 2 get bf

Remember: atheism is a dog whistle for globalism. It is the death of a nation.

>>77571134
Just hide the cans behind your bag whenever someone walks past

hows tim been today lads? saw some videos from outside in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNT1Fkoq9sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0L6FsdEF8w

>>77570761

Morning edition and late edition

Back in the day you'd get several editions of local papers over one day.

>>77571134
yes

Lads, I'm just letting you know earlier today I crashed /brit/ with spam posting. Everybody simply stopped posting because the quality was so bad. I'll do it again if I have to

>>77571119
>>77571010
literally who is he

>>77571134
Brown bag it?

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>>77571163
bee urself

>>77571168
True but the old religions are intellectually untenable now. We need a new way forward.

The Chase isn't a deano show, match of the day is a deano show

>>77571197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJDrbWtma4

feel like shit

>>77571189
Fucking try it son

>>77571225
TV is general is Deano mate.

popular opinion: benders and left runtlings out

Lads I just want you to know i no uncertain terms that you should absolutely not attempt to own me. I have an IQ of 102 and will crush your pathetic efforts.

>>77571142
this has been posted a thousand times before its a north african

>>77571163
You better be a grill
>>77571218
Jog on fag

>>77571223
Not at all. Christianity is the light and always has been.

>>77571255
ok liam

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>popular opinion: benders and left runtlings out

Just want her back

>>77571256
My handsomeness will distract you into defeat

>>77571225
nah it can't be as it's watched by pajeets and yanks around the world

>>77571225
Is are Gary deano?

ripped my arse with a massive shite weeks ago and it still hasnt recovered and every single shite is stained with blood

2600kcal a day tbqh

>>77571142
Just bleached a black woman lmao

>>77571316
no he's an arse

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scratches head

really want to cleanse my guilty conscience

thinking of writing blatant anti-white propaganda in the form of children's books, wouldn't be short of offers from publishers

>>77571203
It’s legal to drink in public here sweaty x

>>77571332
just vaseline it

>>77571225
EVerything on ITV is a deano show

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the new purchase

>>77571339
Is it cuz of what he said about the *whispers* 'immigrants'?

>>77571376
feel this is u trying to trick me into making it easier for men to bum me without my permission

>>77571344
>could

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crackers need to pay

>>77571344
COULD

Only that man who has offered up himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen the horror in the round and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance.

Western fertility 'under threat' as men's sperm count falls drastically

>>77571348
accept the Prophet (pbuh) as Allah's messenger

what's the easiest way to spot a nonce lads?

>>77571400
>ALL men are sexist

Even trans-men?

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did a climb

>>Brown bag it
wdhmbt

>>77571053
what do anime girls smell like

>>77571426
Why do you care? Nosy bastard.

>>77571434
It's like a condom for your beer

>>77571419
Men are just wanking more due to constant access to pornography

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>>77571426

>>77571432
can just tell this is either Brixton or Shoreditch

>>77571434
you cant drink from an alcohol bottle in public in america, you have to cover it

Feel no different when im drunk to how a feel sober, just a bit dizzy
Alcohol is an emporers new clothes drug

>>77571399
>>77571413

Labour COULD set us all up for life with coke and hookers.

Instead they're far more likely to lead us into misery and poverty.

>>77571426
If you see a grown man fucking a child
Then he's probably a nonce

>>77571484
>hookers
fuck off yank

>>77571426

They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table", they muck about

OK lads 100% sure I'm in love with the dutch girl

incapable of talking to women and soon enough she'll find out I'm a boring bastard though

>>77571484
We're already in misery and poverty you eejit

Yanks? In MY /brit/?
The answer may surprise you

>>77571479
either need to drink more or lose weight

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which wojak best sums up your feelings right now?

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ROAR x

going to kill myself so hard ill end up killing someone else

bossman keeps staring at me in the offie and making me anxious so I pick it the first thing I find

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>>77571585

>>77571541
might be talking about rugby

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>>77571585

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The goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAkOZ5zB_x0

what is it with society and profiting on and glorifying serial killers?

>>77571600
:3

The clouds never expect it
When it rains
But the sea changes colours
But the sea
Does not change
And so with the slow graceful flow
Of age
I went forth with an age old
Desire to please
On the edge of seventeen

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>>77571585

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>>77571585

>>77571571

Compared to most other countries and any period in history we really aren't.

>>77571572

Are you the only one left in Iceland after everyone has killed themselves due to how dark and cold it is there?

Why do British poor people vote against their own economic interest and willingly want the Labour party in despite the fact they'll be fucked over more if they voted in the Conservatives?

Is Lomochenko the greatest boxer in the world right now? Or is it Golovkin?

Bugzy Malone is better than Stormzy desu

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>>77571585

*sees you*
>It's time to D-D-D-DUEL
*sends you to the shadow realm*

heh

>>77571627
Me with the teeny tiny head

hate people who complain about student loans because the size of the debt hurts their fee fees

love people who complain about student loans because of the debt bubble that isn't getting paid off

Someone post the pic of the lad with the tiny head

Don't talk to me

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the goal

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love maps i do

still waiting for tim to cover this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

>>77571697

Student loan repayments shouldn't be contingent on income desu.

If you're intelligent enough to do a degree, you're intelligent enough to find a job that pays more.

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watching some prairie home companion lads

>>77571721
honestly respect you for having a realistic goal

nothing worse than deano runts who get some £60,000 AMG on finance and then brag about their success

>>77571697

Students are retarded but love to flaunt they are smarter than people who didn't go because MUH POP CULTURE PUSHES STEM. I hate how they complain about being poor all the time yet they have enough for the latest gaming console or iphone device when a new release rolls around.

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The minge-mobile

>>77571666
>we're better off than the in the 20s or current-day Burma so shut yer trap

lmao

>>77571688
*summons blue eyes white dragon*
heh

slow your roll

>>77571744
same

>>77571763
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

When I become a teacher I will teach polish kids American English just in spite of brits

>>77571744
Same I use them for wall art

>>77571749
>Student loan repayments shouldn't be contingent on income desu.

covert yank detected

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>>77571700

>>77571744
Me too. >tfw will never have a study to frame maps on the walls

>>77571761
>>77571688
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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is there a worse dressed rapper than kendrick

>>77571785
>just in spite of brits
You should teach yourself English first m8

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>>77571626
*grooms you*

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t. heemlad

any based black man in?

dont care

>>77571760

Or Spain, or Italy, or Greece, or Venezuela, a country that Jeremy Corbyn admires and aspires to turn us into.

>>77571812
Drake

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CHECK EM

>>77571813
>in spite of

>grammatically incorrect

>>77571837
It's grammatically correct, but it wasn't what he wanted to say. He meant to say:
>just to spite brits

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>>77571585

I like to say hung instead of hanged just to piss off autistic grammar nazi twats

>>77571863
this is my favourite video of the year

>>77571870

It's hung, drawn and quartered, not hanged, drawn and quartered.

>>77571870
>I'm hung like a horse
>I'm hanged like a horse
You're write tho

>>77571819
Literally me
Still chuckling

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I like to say hung instead of hanged just to piss off autistic grammar nazi twats

>>77571886
you're my favourite poster of the year x

>>77571911
oof what a mistake, you'll be rolling in your sheets tonight

Dr Pavel, I'm TIM
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/889613036184453120

I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT
Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA
Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA
I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my DNA
I got hustle though, ambition, flow, inside my DNA
I was born like this, since one like this

>linguistic prescriptivism

Toppest of lels

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>>77571836
heh... you have failed
now WITNESS my TRUE POWER

>>77571916
Don’t push it darling

>>77571932
Buckle up buckeroos

Hard to take women seriously given that all of them are either
1) getting dicked constantly
2) fantasising about getting dicked constantly

>>77571953
why does he do this autistic anime stance

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'she

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>>77571721
same

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Doing a drink

2mg alprazolam under the fucking tongue

>>77571932
wait why is he going to oxford? thought it was a meme

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>>77571967

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>>77571932
he wasnt alone

A woman is like a game of snooker. Once the black goes in, it's all over.

>>77571999
virginly

>>77572002
he was getting his guitar(s) strung/tuned

>>77572002
He likes to visit PMT

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>>77572007

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Dr0FmDkKE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s049HwPXxV4c

my impression of are tim.

Why was CIA's plane called the Wreckage Brother?

>>77572033
*stranged

>>77572022
That’s pool not snooker

YOU'RE THE MAN

BUT I GOT THE I GOT THE I GOT THE POWER

>>77571999
why would orange pop have caffeine in it

>>77571983
Bane?

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Quorn burgers for tea lads

>>77572072
I'm so sick of you asking this every bloody day

>>77572001
I'm only on 1mg :(

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>>77572056
nu laptop dont have many ;^(

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>>77572097

timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house dukes place marlow

>>77572059
you arent by chance that somerset lad?

>>77572072
Just reminded me of the fact that I had a cup of coffee on my desk
Too bad it's already cold now

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>>77572104

>>77572133
thought it was spackden and it's where all the tards who's parents have died go

>>77572022
You're thinking of pool lad. And it's not all over when the black goes in. The white can sometimes follow the black in and that person becomes the loser.

>>77572142
30 posts early
kys

Mr Sidney Poitier

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>>77572107

Death to earlyposters.

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>>77572142