How does Russian sound to non Slavs and Slavic speakers?

rough, not very pleasant to listen to

mongols trying to speak old church slavonian

not very far from truth

>>77561833
It sounds kinda badass, probably because that's the language spoken by the bad guys in Hollywood movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhfk4UfRfE

Pretty much like this

drunken french

whiny high pitch shrill sounds that hurt your ears

>>77561887
>mongols
kys, shitskin spanish scum

>>77561833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk1s2QpyuEk

>>77562425
but Cortes is right

Good. I like it.

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>>77562551
t. sarmatian churka

endless stream of consonants

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>>77561833
Coolest-sounding language in the world hands down

>>77561833
When its spoken slowly it sounds intimidating and malicious.
But when its spoken fast it sounds like hilarious drunken gibberish.

>>77563466
>When its spoken slowly it sounds intimidating and malicious.
this

>first time i heard russian in a song i thought it was portuguese with some weird regional accent
It took me a few seconds to realise i was wrong. Doesn't help that many russian words sound exactly like some portuguese words, most of the time with a different meaning.

>>77561833
schyaschyeschtonovyenoshtoyajeshnyomsvyesh

I'm Czech and your language sounds like unintelligible slovakian to me (except maybe a little less gay)

I can deliver a sample of what random russian sounds to me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18H87JTkD5C

I don't speak russian by the way.

>>77561833
rough and rather constipated, as if you haven't been able to go to the toilet for 3 days.

but I still like it

>>77561833
Very sexy when a girl is talking and mainly when it's a guy

I can try fake polish as well :

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TSUtDrYKSV

>>77566817
10/10

>>77562505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCEYPCFT5Tg

>>77561833
I can make out the different words unlike when I listen to other languages I don't know. Also sounds very pleasant with a nice female voice especially the rolled r. Men sound a bit silly though unless their voice is very deep.

>>77566817
sounds more like russian to me

it doesn't sound that great, and it's hard to make anything out because it is so dissimilar to the other languages I know
then again, both these things are also probably true of hebrew

>>77561833
Ooshka prooshka babaganooshka

Mandatory bratisla boys :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng0kNjnUYwQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03vRAGWmt0F

>>77561833
faggy

Kak že vy zajebali so svoim anglotranslitom. U nas jestĭ normalĭnaja latinica. Ne idealĭnaja, no vpolne sebe samobytnaja.

>>77561833
It sounds beautiful, very beautiful.

It sounds angry.