Cute thots v2 Edition
Fuck Drumpf so I heard
tasty dunkin energy beverage
fuck mexico
>>77559632
literally nothing cute about her, and she is wearing contacts most likely
fuck slovakia
czechia is better
DUDE THOTS LMAO
i can respect mexican
i cant respect CH*
why do guys like SLUTS?
>>77559784
because guys like having sex with women
>>77559811
WHY though?
I like slutty girls.
They make my weewee feel funny
>>77559749
Good post
>>77559820
because those guys that didn't like having sex never reproduced to pass on the doesn't-like-having-sex gene
>>77559845
Are you saying that enjoying sex is genetic?
america feels artificial
>>77559888
Where do you live?
>>77559874
Occam's razor suggests it is
>>77559888
Don't tell him where you live
>United States
>>77559925
midwest/indiana
love me some whole milk
>>77560002
t. amerilard
>>77560019
i happen to be fit and trim, thank you very much
/nouvelle-France/
>>77559888
>>77559999
>trips then dubs+quads
Also all I saw in Indiana was corn fields
Browsing /c/ at the moment
>>77560055
oh shit i didnt even notice my digits
but yeah indiana is nothing but corn fields amd suburbs and its shit
>>77560050
stop posting anime
>>77560019
Those extra 3 grams of fat a day in your milk aren't going to make a difference. Also skim milk tastes like water.
>>77560259
3 grams a day is 2lbs a year. If he's in his mid 20s thats 50lbs
>>77560296
Yeah well, get out of the car instead of using drive-thru ATMs and there's your 3 grams of fat a day gone.
>>77560156
>>77560296
whole milk is not beyond my daily allotment of calories, dr peters
>>77560156
fuck you
Trigun
FLCL
Cowboy Bebop
The only 'good' animes
>get stopped by American police
>"I can smell weed. Do you mind if I search the vehicle?"
>say yes
>it's consent
>say no
>it's implied consent
manga > anime
imo, its better because you can pace it however you want and dont have to deal with annoying voice actors, only thing anime has over manga is a good soundtrack but that can be supplanted with your own music
>Trigun
>blonde haired blue eyed cowboy (USA)
>has the ultimate weapon but refuses to use it (nukes)
>everybody hates him and thinks he's evil but he just wants to help people and be a pacifist
>Knives (russia)
>also has ultimate weapon (nukes)
>controls a puppet legato to try and antagonize vash into killing (puppet states)
Rem is lady liberty
Meryl Stryfe is Japan
>Anime and politics
Not going to respond to that...
I wish I was american
>>77560812
first step is learning the subjunctive case.
"I wish I were American." would be the proper way to say it
pls excuse my autism
that post was a bit much
I wish I was dead
You're forgiven....
*pats u in the head*
>>77560921
Anything is possible if you try hard enough
just cleaned the house
>>77561131
good job. what are you going to do now?
i havent gone outside in almost a year
ive gotten really pale
>>77561214
continue to waste my youth on this bhutanese kite making society of course
Feel like I'm gonna throw up
>>77561272
>>77561131
Kys weeb retard
I have suddenly been struck by the urge to play minecraft, it's been such a long time
What's the best way to play it lately, what version or what mods etc
>>77561574
i liked terrafirma craft last time i played it
>>77561565
rude
>>77561515
Here smoke a cigarrette, anon
:^)
>somebody asks for tips in a game
>give them tips
>they act like I am shit shitting all over them
>get really angry at me
>all I'm doing is giving them proper advice
>>77561600
>>>/brit/
>>77561675
I post there too
>>77561661
Depends on how you given them the advice or the way you explained them.
Because i noticed a lot of anons here don't know how to properly communicate with humans.
>>77561574
play pc version, vanilla 1.81 beta or any version before 1.5 full release, that shit was a huge timesink for me in 2011 kek
>>77561689
*tells you to shut up*
>>77561709
no
>>77561695
this
i try to tell them nicely as possible to try to help them without sound like a dick
>>77560688
>>77560688
>>77560688
>>77561759
There he is....
why is pre-2005 animal collective so fuckin good
>>77561984
They weren't mainstream enough
>>77561689
Stay there with your pedophilac cartoon spam
WHO ASIAN HERE
>>77562047
hmm... this really made me think
>>77562256
Be my gf
>>77562250
hopefully no one
>>77562316
lewd
hlo
>tfw half czech half norwegian living in burgerland
what does that make me
considering deactivating my twitter
>>77562382
howdy
>>77561588
That looks cool, I'll try it
>>77562450
why do you even have twitter?
>>77562467
how are you lad
>>77562413
a wierd mix
>>77562499
idk 2bh. i'm feeling unfulfilled right now. i'm going to write about it and get back to you
>>77562485
i hope you like it
>>77562490
i used to like it and using it to talk to some nice friends of mine
i hardly use twitter anymore but i still talk to those couple friends, thats the only really good thing it's done for me
other than that its only turned me gay and had me talk like some cutesy fag in everyday language to certain people because of anime trap niggas
>>77562592
K.... keep me posted
where is that little dicked faggot dane who is too afraid to talk to girls ahahahah
>>77562499
yeah a slav/nord mutt is pretty weird
people are dumb stupid shits. i hate them
>>77562859
I fucking hate women. All they do is bitch.
>>77562981
Git out monkey
>>77562649
to put it briefly, I was feeling angry about an argument I had yesterday, and also guilty for not keeping up to my own ideals as much as I should have.
>>77561574
skyblocks is maximum comfort. You might have to restart the game a few times while figuring out the optimal way to start your island, though.
>>77563161
fight me irl
>>77563356
if that argument wasnt with someone really important to you, i wouldnt think about it too much to be honest
>>77563435
>>77561698
these
>>77563548
it was with someone whom i have spent a lot of time.
i'm considering cutting them off because of it.
>>77563585
What was the argument about? Politics?
>>77563585
dont worry about this too much anon.
i know a lot of really close relationships wil eventually have arguments from time to time. if you're comfortable around eachother and you are close friends this argument of sorts wont affect your relationship at all no matter what.
>>77563777
>>77563814
more of history, but that doesn't matter. i can handle disagreeing with someone and getting mad, but they decided to end the discussion with "it doesn't matter what you think"
i'm considering cutting them off because that kind of attitude is not conducive to intelligent conversation
i was arguing with two different people who were holding the same position, and i'm only upset at one for the thing above
>>77563877
I see. If youre in that kind of relationship/friendship where they dont care what you say or what you think, then it's healthy for you to end that relationship as soon as possible. because were they really your friend in the first place if they brush you off immediately if you say something?
>>77564045
it wasn't immediately, but i understand what you're saying
>>77562745
H-h-hello?... haha...
I replied to you
Fucking answer me
>>77564212
>>77564124
Kys annoying leaf
>13% sales tax in Ontario
>>77564278
>having a sales tax
haha what a joke, next thing you'll tell me you have an income tax too
>>77564301
>no sales tax
>no income tax
what funds your public schools? and roads? and hospitals?
>>77564326
property tax, dividens and interest tax
he apologized, but i still don't believe he can hold a meaningful conversation
>>77564326
The US does have income tax, see the IRS. That burger is just trolling. As for public hospitals, they aren't public in the US. The roads and schools can be, though.
>>77564453
No state income tax, federal income tax yeah.
gta v is a 10/10 on ign...
im not sure if i disagree, i have beaten it twice...
>one day after yesterday
>still no qt park ranger gf
im back from work you guys
>>77564533
>playing missions in GTA
I've played GTA since it was a top down 2d game and I have never once done more than just the starter missions
>>77564574
(you)
now fuck off
>>77564576
kill yourself, my man
>>77564574
How was the casino today?
>>77564326
Every state gets their money one way or another. Some of the states without income tax or sales tax actually have a higher overall tax burden through other taxes than states that tax income and sales.
>>77563877
>doesnt matter what you think
dont talk to shit people, mate
>>77564533
i honestly like gta iv's single player more than v
but then again v has better multiplayer
>>77564600
>>77564576
So you've only played one city each in GTA and GTA 2, one neighborhood in GTA III, one island in GTA Vice City, one city in GTA San Andreas and one borough in GTA IV?
Also GTA IV > GTA V for the simple reason of more detailed physics and AI and less scripted garbage. GTA IV gives you a sandbox to shape your own entertainment, GTA V takes the sandbox away from you and tells you what to do to have fun.
im back from death you guys
>>77564717
yes
Really fucking thinking about walking out on this fucking job.
>>77564790
You won't do it pussy
>tfw 2 inch dick
i might as well just kill myself now tbqh
because i know that I'll probably never get a girlfriend, much less impregnate her
>>77564883
2 inch as in.... hard?
>>77564900
its around 2 inches flaccid and around 2.4 inches hard
>>77564964
become a fetishist porn star
>>77564964
i thought i had problems.
more to life than girls though.
>>77562382
hi latvia
>>77564964
Is it too late for you to become a cute trap?
>>77564883
are you fat?
>>77565005
hey
>>77565028
probably not too late since some people say my face is a bit girly
>>77565049
not really, im 140lbs and kinda lanky
>>77564881
Most likely not. I'll just keep putting up with my supervisor treating me like a dog and having panic attacks.
thinkin bout getting this, thoughts?
>>77565310
I bought it and still havent played it
>>77565148
t r a p
r
a
p
Passed 2 phone interviews and now have a one on one interview with the boss for a job that pays 15k more than my current one.
>>77565545
what sort of work
I have a second round interview today for my first software engineer job
>>77565615
Environmental Law consultant for private and public projects. Its more active than my monkeywork lab job and pays more too.
i weighing replayign stardew valley or playing witcher III: wild hunt.
i loved the hunting in red dead redemption, i 100%ed that game.
>>77565880
play DF
Just weighed myself. I'm down to 161.5 from 168 since I cut out 80% of my junk food intake.
*listens to audio books at work*
*removes your headphones and tells you to start working*
>>77565880
penny is my girl and not yours
>>77559632
Source?
>>77559717
shut up
>>77566377
>Source?
No idea bud
>tfw I'll never be a comfy Canadian NEET
>>77566376
i always did abigail.
girls with dyed hair are just crazy enough for me.
>>77566450
move to alaska, its the closest thing to being canadian without becoming a canuck citizen
>>77566450
Canadian NEET here. It's not very special.
>>77566357
*cancels your vpn*
>>77566516
*Deletes your WoW account*
>>77566450
>NEET in the middle of nowhere
Sounds like self employment 2bh
>>77566541
>>77566516
*gives both of you a hug*
>>77566541
fucking rude i had a level 60 undead warlock on that account
>>77566563
and what about me?
I HATE summer
>>77566746
*gives you a sloppy kiss*
>>77566746
Your Nordic buddies are talking about Bionicles right now. Why aren't you there?
i love leafs and danes
>>77566829
me next please
>>77566851
i get nostalgic about bionicles....
i don't like that
>>77566851
Because he's a proxy canadian shitposter and doesnt speak a lick of danish
hey
whats goin on
>>77567016
Go, anon. Rekindle your love for those plastic robots. Join us in reliving the magic.
>>77564669
>>77565706
>>6436825
>>77567157
Crap, that last one needs 3 arrows.
>>>6436825
>>77567197
What is happening
>>77567157
>>77567197
Dumb fucking newfag...just do us a favor and stop replying to the proxyshit
>>77559632
she just gave me the hugest fucking boner
>>77559717
shut up
>>77567248
You talking about Denmark? No. I like Denmark.
get along people
@77567291
t.proxymark without his proxy. You are the most pathetic poster here
>>77567352
dumb frogposter
Go back to work wagey, cant shitpost on goldbergs watch
>>77567352
You have disrespected Danebro for the last time, burger. This is now a Bionicle thread.
N-no I'm in charge here
>>77567291
jsut fucking ignore him
>>77567524
Denmark, senpai!! I will make you proud!!
>>77567506
ur a big guy
Self employment is a stupid dream
>>77565310
can be really amazing or really terrible. Gun mechanics/physics are realistic so you need to git gud to kill. If you want a big fort you'll have to become a NEET to keep it up and defended.
One big tip if you do get it: the sound radius for gathering resources is just a few feet larger than the sound radius of running footsteps.
@77567505
>posts at Canadian hours
>never speaks about denmark or europe
>cant speak danish
>only posts in /cum/
>posts exactly like a former autistic canaidan personality
>n-no he's danish! Hes my danebro and we post anime images while pretending to be homosexual together
kys newfag, you cant even link threads correctly
Why are leafs so autistic?
I like the leafs and danmark being here a lot, the latter helping with the threads a ton
but no, fucking lardasses with fr*g memes shitting up threads and ruining it for everyone, i just wanna talk and have some fun
>>77567631
That last one is true. I have yet to learn that.
i kinda wanna buy a couple old bionicle sets now thanks to the one leaf
I must be posting in newfag hours while all the regular posters are at work and the kiddies have off from school for the summer break
>>77567728
Do it bro.
*lynches your house nigger*
*lynches anon*
@77567736
>t. never has posted in cum during real /cum/ hours when summerfags weren't present
the real newfag is (you)
Autistic Deviantart content incoming
>>77567736
i'm in uni
>the real newfag is (you)
>>77567872
c-cute
Anybody else notice how Good guy looks like tiny Axonn?
>i'm in uni
In British Colombia
>>
Reminder that Canadians are islam tier
Is it bad that I wanna move here, senpai? I tucking love this country lads, everything is cheap. I am thinking about working 4 months in the us and then living in a house in Mexico the rest of the year. Inb4 third world country, nigga it is fun here.
>>77568026
Jealous much?
>Jealous much?
>>77568105
who are (you) quoting?
Toads are weak. My bionicles have almost crushed the life out of this thread and there's nothing to stop me.
>>77568062
Who doesnt want to live like a king in some brown shithole? Go for it, just watch your wallet and your head
Do you want some whalebeef?
I'm here to break up the fighting.
Have you pledged eligence to the kpop star もも (Momo) today?
>>77568194
No. I am loyal to my Bionicles only.
Just keep sperging out and wasting your precious summer time, its amusing
>>77568193
Depends, what does it taste like? Do you guys it much of it?
>>77568283
eat*
>>77568232
I'm almost out of Bionicles anyways. Might as well finish what I started.
Which onahole should I order?
I have $50 to spend
>>77568283
You can taste the fish fat/oils, but it's like a land animal's beef too. Yes we eat it sometimes, but not everyone.
My last Bionicle meme. I hope you're proud of me, Danebro. This was all for you...
>>77568193
I'd try it
just keep sperging out and wasting your precious time on mongoling basket weaving forums posting unoriginal frog memes, its amusing
>>77568347
So it's like a fishy steak?
>>77568421
Yes I guess that's how I'd describe it.
>>77568472
Im surprised that they still allow the tradition of whale hunting in such a socially left wing nation, mass murders can get a ps3 but whale hunting is completely fine
>>77568542
Whale hunting is completely fine here because it is completely fine. To be honest with you lad.
>>77568421
Makes sense seeing as its a seaborn mammal.
>>77568394
It really is.
>>77568591
Norwegian lefties arent triggered by it?
Passed my driving exam fellas, time to actually transportation like a normal person.
>>77568754
how english?
>>77568754
How old are you?
>Car insurance went down from 101.84 to 80.34 because I just passed 7 years of being a driver.
>>77568804
I am 19
the cute thot who showed me her piercing is a coalburner
how unfortunate although it should have been expected
>>77568969
>cute (59).jpeg
what's a game with lots of fanservice, and nice boobs?
>>77568754
Did Pajeet pass you?
>>77569014
I used to have around 5000 but my drive died
>>77568969
>Thot acts like a thot
wow what a surprise
>>77568969
>piercing
no shit lol
>>77569094
No it was a middleaged white woman
Can't believe I'm 22
Feels like I was 18 yesterday and it keeps blowing my mind that I'm 4yrs older than 18 y/os I meet
>>77569119
>>77569123
I guess I naively hoped she was just a pseudo-thot
>>77559717
anyone with blue eyes must be wearing contacts?
>>77568708
No, at least not that I'm aware of. It's a norwegian tradition, it's not something that people just want to get rid of.
>>77569164
Why? 4 years is not that much.
>>77569291
yes it is you fucking manchild
>>77569164
I'm 24. You'll begin to not care about how old you are soon since you're a grown ass man now and not a kid.
o c e a n m a n
>>77569461
I still feel 16 desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roug4qG7qCY
had it up to here with niggers
*holds hand up into the loftiest levels of the cosmos*
image test.
also im thinking of getting a six pack today.
>check ethereum this morning
>down $30
epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGhCsznO0S8
WEEEE GOT MARRIED IN A FEVER
>>77569592
Let me drink with you Ryan
>>77569625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXTiNKoJ5uE
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BINOCULARS I'VE LOOKED THROUGH THE ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE TWICE BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY
>>77569460
Calm down, young man.
Beer run y/n?
Trying to figure out a game to buy today, recommendations appreciated:
>>>/v/385123150
>>>/v/385124736
>>77569682
hey conway, are you drinking tonight?
>>77569747
yeah, get me one as well
>>77569747
Why don't you try deciding for yourself? Why do you need validation from everyone else?
>>77569860
Fallout 4 is ass, I'm still in the process of trying to turn it into STALKER
And I might drink some beer later, don't plan on getting drunk
>>77569873
ok
>>77569885
nerd
ah man why did they delete that one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHniL8MyMM
Well, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 automobile.
>>77559999
KY here.
Indy is literal shit. Bloomington is kind of a gem, Evansville is ok too.
Drinking a delicious refreshing Tim Hortons™ Iced Cappuccino rn, for summer days I wouldn't have anything else ahahaha
Let's all drink tonight together
godne dæg
stole some idiot's binoculars hahahaha
>>77570170
thanks so much for sharing this useful information with us.
misa
>>77570445
not a fan
Thot
>>77570695
that's okay
>>77570170
love me some sips from timmies
i just cried my eyes out like a girly girl. something good finally happened.
still getting smashed tonight but now it will be in a good mood.
>>77571011
wow cool
>>77571011
What happened?
>>77559632
Name of this girl?
Your as bad as Fk ryan. Kys
>>77571011
>making an incredibly vague post like "something good finally happened"
Why are you such a fucking attentionwhore
>fk
>bad
>>77571121
girls and fags tend to be