Sane Tim edition
doing a poo
doing a ski
heave away my johnnies
doing a do
doing a shit
skidoo poo doop di doo
Toil in 11 hours.
just had breakfast but already clamming for dinner
anime
put some rosemary in my dinner, will that effect my test levels??!?
ill clam you in a second
Alri lads what steps should I take to sucking my first cock whilst in europe?
Pick
first ciggie of the day
ran out of benzos gonna be a rough ride down but fuck it its all part of the experience
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>>77557871
jigsaw because he just kidnaps them all and puts them in a warehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1pZgwBf6M
>>77557871
none of them would protect you
whomsoever made this image needs a hot knife pressed into their hamstrings
>>77557876
dont have a seizure mate
i thought conor mcgregor went on about how small floyd was?
look the same height to me
>>77557876
stop taking benzos
Hate crime reported to the police and report made to janny. Expect a knock at the door and a banned IP. Cheers!
have often been contemplated on my stiff upper lip despite repeatedly informing people that it's a debilitating medical condition
>>77557870
10 steps along a 5-step long pier
>>77557876
*buys xanax and valium over the counter for 20p a pill*
>>77557789
Found the real one!
>>77557904
nigger is wearing heeled shoes that give like 4 inches
>>77557884
hands of a government man
>>77557870
kill yourself biscum
>>77557911
oh you've been contemplated, have you?
that was nice of them, to pay you a contemplation
squats are giving me a nice pert arse hope girls are into that
business idea: biscums (biscuits full of cum)
>>77557930
haha small hands man
>>77557840
100% guarantee this was sent to him by a lefty faking a hate crime and pinning it on "racist whitey." Notice how they just have to include how insanely racist against blacks they are, while attacking a little people. I see this all the time and it's just transparent as fuck. Fake fucking hate crimes, the left needs them to prop up this bullshit narrative that we're surrounded by KKK monsters attacking everyone. Even seen them brag about doing this on /pol/ and r/the_donald, no shame, like it's all a big joke. Maybe if they didn't go that extra mile and claim they want complete extermination of every kind of person that isn't a white cis-male, it wouldn't be so obvious.
>>77557922
and mcgregor has dress shoes on that give him about the same lift
you arrive at the irish border
>>77557899
>>77557906
only take them for the stim comedowns but honestly i can deal with them without it. benzo addiction isnt a path i wanna go down (as opposed to coke addiction ha)
>>77557876
literally hell and quite dangerous if you were taking legitimate benzodiazepine
>>77557946
need you to chug some battery acid
>>77557946
lefties aren't that smart
they're just pure twitter trolls like the simple as guy
>>77557949
not really. his are like 2 inches. it isn't just the heel in nigger's shoes, the inside is pushed up as well. also mcgregor's wide stance
>>77557892
>Jigsaw captures an interdimensional demon, Freddy, and an immortal zombie
???
>>77557970
just out of interest, how clever exactly are you?
>>77557922
air max doesnt give 10cm more lol
>>77557946
stop like this
>>77557984
yes. is there any saw movie where he fails to kidnap someone? negative.
>>77557904
I answered you last thread little bitch boy. Difference in shoes + difference in stance
heard on costello and bunce that they met mcgregor in real life and reckon he's about 5'7
Thinking about going to a brothel lads. Got to get the virginity taken care off finally. Is $200 enough lads ?
busines idea
>>77557988
very
>>77557955
And? What's wrong with it
>>77558001
Has he ever captured a supernatural entity?
lynx? more like stynx
A bit nervous lads. Haha
>>77557946
>100% guarantee
wow, well then, if that's coming from you I guess it is true
>>77558024
who said there was anything wrong with it?
>>77557834
>normal shoes
>>77558029
yea
>>77557904
>mmalets
>>77557904
a pair of brogues and some air max 90s
whats the fucking meme'ing about
shall I resub to runescape for a month lads?
>>77558068
Yes sweaty x ?
>>77557970
Here they are doing it IRL:
http://www.fakehatecrimes.org/
>>77558050
No he hasn't stop lying fucker
>>77558102
wtf I hate lefties now
>waits in line for the SuperDeluxe "nerds only!" edition of the latest open world survival fps-rpg with crafting, multiplayer co-op, and 21 different romance options for all 7 genders!
what's this style of fashion because I don't like it
any vegan man in?
>>77558124
love it when you post this x
>>77558130
"""man"""
>>77558125
Mac demarco core
Love watching reactions of got
>>77558125
indie wanker
>>77558125
mac demarco core
>>77558125
imagine how stinky she is x
thoughts on the new clobber?
any full contact MAPs in?
>>77558140
*accidentally wanders out of line to check out the new Pop! bobbleheads on sale*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXucUIMBzew classic choon
>>77558172
Maybe spend less time in the sun
>>77558178
yeah, here y'go mate
*whaps you over the head with a 2017 ordnance survey*
have to stay awake for at least another 6 and a half hours. how will i do this? barely keep my eyes open. coffee is not an option, i have had six cups already and i've got heart palpatations haha
>>77558172
how much did he cost?
>>77558201
not that type of MAP silly x
um sweetie, this is a no-flex zone, k hun? :) respect the rules x
>>77558212
Wank but dont cum
Who's /brit/s favourite watcher? For me it's Amelia
>>77558216
I'm scared to ask
no one can lift me, catch me, the way that you do
still falling for you
still falling for you
>>77558216
So basically paedos who enjoy talkinging to other paedos about paedo stuff?
>>77557909
would have probably made this edit by now but janny doesn't delete anything nowadays so I'd never use it
>>77558231
M k f
>>77558216
hate the future
>>77558212
Take a shower or bath, colder than usual. That should give you an extra hour or two. Open some windows for the cool breeze, drink water to keep you going to the loo. Splash water on your face. Listen to exciting, rousing music.
The seasons don't fear The Reaper
How do I date Taylor Swift?
*slide tackles you*
>>77558243
>>77558292
get in line
>>77558309
are Hols
>>77558301
*headbutts you in the chest*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40716286
>>77558292
fingered her in a club in hull once
loose as fuck
>>77558337
yourhorhorhor fucking jokin
took this pic when I was in teneriffe last year
do I wank
or play borderlands
need an asian gf who smokes
>>77558332
Good outcome for all
he gets jailed and the little halfie mutt got killed
>>77558309
it's only a matter of time before they add a letter to LGBTABCDEFG for nonces
>>77558360
she can smoke my pole while u watch x
need a central asia gf
>>77558373
hello nigger
>>77558312
I said I wanted to date her first.
>>77558337
I'll fight you if you keep insulting my future gf.
>>77558370
>half mutt
the kid was white, he was the mum's boyfriend
>>77558382
wtf?
>>77558400
nah her kid's dad was also black
she has a type
>>77558400
Would have grown up mentally ill in that case
>when you meet a nice, cute girl but she lives a 45-minute drive away
>>77558360
A fellow Capnolagnian?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_fetishism
An attractive woman smoking gets me hard as a rock. Yeah, you breath it deep into your lungs you hot little slut. You need it don't you. Yeah you do.
>>77558432
she lives next door to you?
>>77558432
haha then she'd be in a different country x
>>77558432
That's nothing, just take the train.
>An attractive woman smoking gets me hard as a rock
>>77558450
>>77558360
why on earth would you want a stinky gf?
>>77558463
Hour and a half by train
>>77558475
I am one of the very few who actually likes the smell of cigarette smoke because it reminds me of my grandfather and his comfy mansion
>>77558489
Bear with it for a few weeks / months then go live with her
>>77558471
Thank you for saving my pic mate x
>>77558499
You like imagining fucking your grandad? Fucking nasty mate
>>77558499
hmm
definite autism with this one
*jots down some notes on my clipboard*
ahh hmm yes next patient
it all feels a bit different an unconnected when you see random strangers as trannies online
but can you actually imagine if a mate you'd known for a long time or your brother decided he wanted to become a woman, that would actually be fucking mad
>what do you like best about me, anon?
>you smell like my fucking grandad love
>>77558475
if u smoke too then shes not stinky anymore ;)
>>77558508
no I like imagining him fucking me and making fun of my small willy like I want my gf to do
>>77558530
ah good the future cancer patients can pair off so that they can die in agony together
>>what do you like best about me, anon?
>>you smell like my fucking grandad love
>>77558541
the virgin post
How do you rate her?
>>77558557
out of 10
might start smoking but only like one or two a day when Im walking in public to try and fix the virgin walk
>>77558557
Forgot my pic like a fuckin arse
smoking doesn't cause cancer
>>77558475
I don't actually want a smoking gf. I've just had a smoking fetish since I was about 11. It's subconscious. It gets me really horny.
I've never smoked. I don't like the smell of cigarettes. I probably wouldn't date a smoker IRL. But about 1/3 of the time I masturbate, it's smoking fetish. It's not the only thing that turns me on, but it does turn me the fuck on.
>>77558572
other one was hotter but she is still quite hot
>OWOW Smoking!! umm cancer much? ban this sick filth!1
>cocaine, spirits, mdma, heroin, ket, smoking large amounts of weed every day? cool m'dude, legalize it all mate
>>77558572
not my type but shes cute
>>77558595
hmm no
I see what you're doing here, but I'm not one of those people that you're taking the piss out of
>>77558595
name 8 - 12 examples of someone saying this
>>77558583
messed up
alri bumble lad
I "smoke" but it isn't really smoking. I just puff on it without inhaling it into my lungs so it fills my mouth instead. I only smoke a couple times a week too
smoke so much I can't even feel it when I inhale lads
I've tried lots of drugs but the only ones I liked were weed edibles, lsd and shrooms
>>77558634
every single anti-smoker also happens to smoke a fuckton of weed and pretend it somehow isn't just as hard on the lungs
>>77558595
>Including weed with hard drugs
Lmao. It is better for you than smoking, moron
>>77558682
what kind of fucking retard believes this
breathing in smoke is good for you as long as it is not ciggarette smoke
>>77558704
like pottery
>>77558638
It's been studied psychologically. It's a fetish like any other. Some people get turned on by feet, others by latex. When I started puberty and began to get sexual feelings, a woman with a cigarette happened to do it for me. There's a number of factors why something like that would embed itself into your sexual psyche. It's phallic, addictive, reckless. What about a woman sucking on an addictive phallus that's bad for her couldn't take root in a pubscent boys mind to make it a very effective sexual fetish?
some people smoke all their lives and die at 95, some have throat or lung cancer and die earlier
some people never smoked once in their lifetime and die at 95, some have throat or lung cancer and die earlier
>>77558738
neurons overheating at this post
>>77558738
my god, you're right!
*wastes a large amount of the time I do have on paying money to make myself stink and cough*
https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/2017/jul/25/large-rise-takeaway-shops-highlights-dominance-fast-food-deprived-areas-england
Surely takeaway is more expensive that making food yourself?
Are the rich tories actually correct when they say that poor people are just lazy?
>>77558720
>>77558682
The difference is smoking weed doesn't contain tar tobacco and other carcinogens. It's categorically not AS bad. Also it's not the only way to consume it anyway.
been smoking since i was 12, was up to 30 ciggies a day at one point, cut it down to around 20 now though
>>77558788
smoking a cig at the sight of this post
>vegan
>never smoke, drink, eat anything fried, consume sugar or aspartame
>take a billion vitamins every day, exercise daily within the safety of my home
>still die
NO
>>77558812
yes and yes
when i was in canada all the buses had a bike rack on the front and back, even the really old ones. why dont we have that? you're only allowed to take your bike on the massive buses, and the storage for them is inside, and everone always farts around with it. really east to put a simple metal rack on the front that you can slot multiple bikes into
>>77558862
because this country is shit
>>77558816
>The difference is smoking weed doesn't contain tar and other carcinogens
"dude I wonder where all this gunk in my bong came from lol?"
>>77558862
hmm it's almost as if you cyclists should fuck off somewhere else, isn't it?
need a short haired qt gf to cuddle
>>77558885
good post
>>77558873
simple as
>>77558862
public transport in this country is fucked and shit
>>77558816
I regularly smoke tobacco and marijuana. I'm sure both are bad for you in the long run, but tobacco is much thicker and tarrier. Marijuana smoke is much lighter and you don't feel it nearly as much when you inhale it.
I'd say marijuana is like tea, tobacco is like coffee. Tobacco smoke hits hell of a lot harder.
ah yes tim's having rice and red peppers
https://fr.xhamster.com/movies/3311344/cum_tit_ass_sharking_teens_milfs_compilation.html
>>77558888
Nice quads lad.
>>77558812
Can get a HUGE kebab wrap which probably has well over half the daily calorie intake for like ÂŁ3.50
>sharking
thought it said shark haha wow disappointing haha
>>77558937
thanks
>>77558888
women are great until they start acting autistic I recommend them to everyone
>>77558948
>kebab shop meat
ah yes very healthy
>>77558966
itll never catch on
>>77558966
>tfw no autistic girlfriend.
I need someone I can relate to.
what do you think of kpop bois
https://youtu.be/hmE9f-TEutc
Imagine girls running up to you and squirting on your clothes. Would not be a fan at all.
>>77559002
jog on jappy
>>77559009
this sharking stuff is quite funny
>>77558948
>the northern diet
>>77559002
I'm sorry, this is a board for British people. Please go back to /gook/ you Oriental freak.
There has been 6 (SIX) fatal police shootings this past year and people are complaining. That's probably the hourly rate in Yankland
>>77559002
manchester was mentioned in the latest laboum song
>>77559045
yeah, needy pricks crying about their dead family members
>>77559055
im going to cheadle next month. my cousin lives there
>people bullying the jap
>>77559076
it's ryan from northern ireland
>>77559045
six police shootings in one year in the UK is a hell of a lot mate. Look back at how many we had per year before that, most years we've had none. I think we've had less than 50 since the 1920s
>>77559002
very strange, not a fan
BREAKING NEWS:
Black teen shot dead in Florida, caught in possession of $300,000 worth of heroine and allegedly wielding a knife. Black leaders speaking out that the 19 year old boy was innocent and Cop should be arrested.
>>77559076
I'm very concerned toward this much amount of racism here
tfw no aussie gf
>>77559002
cram it tojo
Look at her ice fishing, what a qt
>>77559045
oh no did the black man do the crime and get shot ??
everyone who smokes should be killed
Nicotine is second only in addictiveness to heroin
>>77559132
daft bint, ice is just frozen water, you don't have to fish for it
>>77559120
jog on jappy
>>77559139
Found it much easier to quit cigs than to quit booze.
>everyone who smokes should be killed
hmmmmm
your opinions on this captcha lads?
how can you get addicted to alcohol lmao
>>77559119
Honestly the states have both a police problem and a crime problem. The police force is too militarised and kills innocents too often because there are so many fucking violent criminals. Would NOT be comfortable there and I say this as a white man
>>77559162
would love to see this dude get coward punched
weed is more addictive than nicotine
>>77559178
How can you get addicted to anything?
Who /smokingfetish/ here? I just want a pretty black lunged girl to lay in bed and cuddle with.
>>77559178
This honestly. Alcoholics are the biggest runts out.
>Why yes I enjoy having a chronic headache and vomiting
>>77559174
I'm thinking of learning japanese just for anime, what are your thoughts on this?
>>77559194
take it a few times and your body starts to like it
or it feels good so you do it more
*mos eisley cantina tune plays*
does/has anyone smoked just purely weed anytime I've seen it they smoke it with tabacco
Never done weed
Never smoked a cigarette
Anyone else ?
>>77559215
I hope that answers the question posed here: >>77559178
Honestly have more sympathy for people who get addicted to highly addictive drugs like heroin. They have an excuse, then you have alcoholics and the like who are just runts with literally no impulse control
I made a cake for my bff, it's that ok, he's straight and im a faggot
It's normal if he feels uncomfortable?
If you had a homo bff and he cooked for you how would yoi react?
>>77559180
A few times a year (maybe 2-4) you get a blatant criminal and BLM stand behind him. Though it is true, innocent black AND white people are killed by cops in the US because American cops are paranoid as fuck.
>how do I stop doing thing?
don't do thing
>>77559203
Those aren't the main reasons a person drinks alcohol, they're withdrawal symptoms. Find it rather worrying that this has to be explained to someone who is ostensibly over 18 years old.
>>77558730
Smoking is a masculine activity though
>>77559207
cool
you only live once
do what you want
>>77559225
Done both don't do either. If I were to pick, weed would be the better choice in both enjoyment and health. Think cigarette smokers just do it to look cool
Brainlets out in full force this lunchtime
>>77559254
He'll probably just think it's a gay thing to bake for your mates. Doubt he'll be offended
>>77559262
Smoking is stoopid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-9GWFuS5w
Why are there so many violent dogs around and why haven't they been banned yet
>>77559292
Fun though
Chilean mate just baked me a cake in the shape of a cock, not sure how I feel about this
>>77559262
Tell that to my penis. A chick sticking a white tube between her lips compulsively to suck out all that sweet, sweet nicotine is pretty feminine to me.
>>77559255
Yeah that's what I mean, don't see it as a racist thing most of the time. It would be strange if black people weren't overrepresented in police shootings, seeing as they're overrepresented in crime.
How much do you weigh?
5'11
76kg
sod off yanks
>>77559347
183cm
57kg
>>77559317
Im gonna bake your dick with my mouth
>>77559335
Ah yes party boy and recreational drug user leo DiCaprio definitely looks down upon weed smokers. Wtf i hate weed now!!
>>77559347
174
55
>>77559377
like clockwork
In love with the dutch girl lads can't help it
>>77559403
where'd his wrinkles go
>>77559349
would rather live in the US because weather, salaries and slightly less shit housing
downside is less whites
>>77559347
176 sissyntimeters
90kilos (i'am /fit/ tho)
going to read a book
>>77559442
nerd
Still haven’t done my morning shit and it’s already the afternoon
>>77559442
which book x
>>77559442
Good boy
hahaa wtf its already 1pm
payday today lads
my bank balance will hit 10k for the first time ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnMbZV66p4
>>77559349
oh no, some gooks who haven't been to either country want to live in uk where they think it's all dr who and double decker buses and shit? how will I ever live
>>77559462
The first thing I do when I wake up is head out the door. Even when I don't have anything to do. I get in at least an hour of walking a day.
Then again, I live in a remote wooded area. I would probably be more hermetic if I lived in a crowded city.
>>77559465
Revolt Against the Modern World
>>77559513
creasing
>>77559349
Japanese have a very traditional outdated view of the world
They still think the UK is a white hogwarts country which looks like the cotswolds
>>77559513
Reading Ride the Tiger rn
>Revolt Against the Modern World
>>77559510
Don’t reply to me you beaver sucking Canadian slimebait
First thing I do when I get home from a day of work is flop my back on the bed and bring my knees up to my chin. It's very relaxing and I usually get a few solid farts off.
>>77559543
why, you haven't read it.
Harry Potter series is really comfy
don't care about the Le JK Rowling I just loved the castles and the villages and the comfy settings
watching rick and morty
>>77559575
>solid farts
those are poos
Hot.
>>77559583
read gene wolfe
>>77559347
>5'10
>10.5 stone
>>77559583
same
but jk is a qt though
>>77559616
Is that like if Gene Wilder and Virginia Woolfe had a baby. Brilliant physical comedy and feminist literature.
>>77559616
talking about the films lad, I haven't got the attention span to read
>>77559579
absolutely despise runts who discovered evola on the internet and only read ride the tiger and revolt and start to believe that they're fascist neo crusaders while the rest of their literary references is just like another random bloke
read d'Annunzio or something evola is really barely interesting and worthwhile
>>77559651
great argument shit for brains
>>77559651
good post it will rile a few runts up
>>77559651
Fascism is for dumb people.
Smashism the Fascism.
>>77559690
nah its not but evola is for dumb people
I have a very revolutionary view of the UK and UK should look like this
>>77559710
post yellowish brown cock please
R8 my banana cake, I made it with love
>>77559742
>made it with love
So you fucked it American Pie style?
>reading evolas meme trilogy without reading his essays and collaborative articles first
>not reading Plato first