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/Udder Pals/ edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Sign up at
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG (embed)

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

Last thread: >>77507402
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Ameria bull general

Eurocucks pay your respects
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Second for rudie Amerlcunts
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>>77556013
lol that's sad
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>>77556051
Suits us perfectly then donnit?
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>>77556013
this will be my birthday next month

all alone but 25 instead
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>>77556074
unfortunately yes
;_;
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>>77556116
Happy early bday anon!
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>>77556129
ill at least have my qt
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>>77556013
cant tell my parents about my online korean gf
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>>77556157
Where's she from? :D
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>>77556229
are u me

>>77556232
you know where
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>>77556258
Will you be doing anything with your qt on your bday anon?
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>>77556013
top stuff mate
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country roads
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BVsoQB0lKWu/

Who else Team Clayton here?
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>>77556116
Out of your own choice
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honestly get more fun out of sending nudes of me to my qt than receiving them

fuck i'm sexy
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>>77556116
are you me? my birthday is in 3 weeks and i'll turning 25 too.
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I only post now to bump this
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>site struggles to hit 5k these last few days
ded site
ded thread
ded life
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>>77561150
soon the final doom
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>>77561150
I just lost motivation to post here.
So, sometimes I'll bump this for you.
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>>77557474
omg? my birthday is in 3 weeks and i'll turning 25 too..
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>>77556129
Do Muricans congratulate in advance?
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>>77561150
Definitely dead.
If this guy hasn't been hitting on the new Asian qts for nearly a month; shit's fucked
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>>77563835
I don't ever remember seeing him desu
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>>77564046
Practically every Korean, Jap and even a few Thais, have at least one photo comment from him
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god I am so tired
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>>77564199
I still feel that /Batmanager is the worst commenting on pics
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>>77561150
have people been moving to another website? what happened?
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>>77564495
IP has progressivly broken down more and more, functions dont work etc

people get frustrated and stay in facebook instead
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>>77563308
What?! Me too!
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>>77564984
no you're not
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>>77565289
Fuck you
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>>77561150
is there an alternative?
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>>77561150
Just commenting to say that there's not 10k online because the online system changed. Now, the perfil disconnects right after it goes online.
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>>77565434
*it goes off
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>Tfw no Russian gf
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>Tfw no Australian gf
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>talking to Qt for almost a year
>Met once and it was good but short
>Planning to meet again
>Tell her how much I like her with some long messages about feelings that I kind of regret.
>She replies pic related

Kind of an autistic reply but I'm in, right boys?
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She's impressed by my knowledge of computer programming.
How do I get her to send nudes?
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>>77567905
it means she's fucking Chad
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>>77568611
I hope so. Cuckolding is my fetish
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>>77569669
It's this kind of autism that you expect from Brit posters
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>>77568167
if thot==true
Return nudes
Else
Return fuckingdropped
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what to put on looking for section?`
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>>77569787
>Python
>not:
(if (eq thot-p T)
nudes
fuckingdropped)
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>my real profile
>no qts

>fake profile with 7/10 proto-Chad
>qts everywhere

Goddammit. I have to start working out just to get online qts.
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>>77565354
You have Hellotalk but you have to pay something like 15 US shekels a month to have full access to the app, otherwise it's pretty limited.

You also have HelloPal but there 90% of all the female userbase are hardcore koreaboos, much more obsessed than the ones you find on IP. I don't recommend it.

All the other apps are objectively shit.
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>>77569988
I'm pretty average but I have white qts throwing themselves at me left and right. I also have a lot of latinas too.

I mostly get slavs but I pretty strictly talk to romance-speaking Europeans.
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>>77556013
damn im older than this dude now. I never thought I would turn out like this.
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>>77570137
>I also have a lot of latinas too

Fug.
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>>77570171
It's mostly Brazilians. I don't care much for them, so you can have them.

/DanMM

Take what you will from my profile.
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>>77570232
>>77570137
> I'm pretty average but I have white qts throwing themselves at me

its because you say youre astronaut
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I search my boy friend , add me okcupidsex.com my id /nickey2345
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>>77570360
It's not even the most realistic goal I have, but for some reason that gets me pretty far. I visited one of my qts in Portugal recently and whenever she introduced me to people she said "he's gonna go to Mars some day!"

pic semi-related, it's my recent views. Activity died down a bit since I haven't gone on much since I traveled around Europe in June/July.
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>>77563835
>hating based jj
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>>77564465
>tfw picking up qts from thirsty betas' wall comments
having these cucks pre-select the easy ones is pretty nice desu
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>>77570592
>"he's gonna go to Mars some day!"
if some girl introduced me like that I would cringe hard and ditch them the next day.
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>>77570869
>>77564465
>>77564199
The only two photo commenters that stand out for me to remember is the fedora lord called "enders" something and that creepy, half japanese, pale, horsefaced dude.
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>>77570908
Why should I? She's attractive and enjoyable to be around even if she's a bit autistic. She's in STEM so there's naturally some autism.
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R A R E
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>>77570995
>that creepy, half japanese, pale, horsefaced dude.
>he doesn't know kuromegane by name
casul
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>>77571294
That's my boy Gustav.

Has anyone ITT managed to talk to him?
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>>77571294
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>>77571169
You shouldn't if you like it of course, I personally can't stand it when people say good things about me that aren't true.
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What's in your glasses tonight /cp/?
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>>77571360
A few days ago a femanon mentioned he sent her a pic of him eating a sandwich, and requested her to address him by his nickname.
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>>77570232
>classical music
>writing the description in several languages
>virtual signalling about not liking Trump

How can you be such a pretentious numale?
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>>77570232
How can anyone be this pretentious? kys
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>>77570232
shit taste in movies
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>>77570592
>tfw my favorite qt is on this list
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>>77571612
You can rip on my taste in movies all I want, I hardly watch them. Just don't touch my music.
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>>77571652
Which one? If it's one of the Thais, she's all yours. I have that country blocked.
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>>77571694
>no Cage
>no Saint-Saëns
It's like you want to be a pleb
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>>77571734
The only era I seriously listen to is Baroque, everything else is just dabbling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8CsRT2EpQ
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>>77571833
But you have Tchaikovsky listed
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>>77571887
Yeah I like some romantic stuff, but it's a lot less consistent for me than Baroque.
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>>77570592
One of these qts was obsessed with my London stud profile. It would've been cool to get her nudes, but she seemed far too into intelligent conversation
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>>77572120
I don't even know why I get so many of these women. I'm like a 7 at my very best.
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>>77570232
Wow, you actually look like Eddie Redmayne when he portrayed Lili Elbe in the movie The Danis Girl, in this angle.
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>>77572216
REEEE, THIS SPANISH FRIEND OF MINE SAID I LOOK LIKE HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE WATCHED THAT MOVIE REEEEE
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>>77571718
>Thais
lmao no, she's a ruskie
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>>77572402
Yeah, you can have her. I'm not too into slavs. I should find a Russian qt, though, since I might have to learn it for career reasons.
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>>77572216
>>77572320
why does this guy pass so well with hours of professional makeup, angles, lighting and costume design? It's not fair!
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>>77571360
Some brit girl from here sends him lewds
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>>77570171
Kek, do you have the original?
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>>77572441
>that
>passing
kek
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>>77570232
Only 1 comment? You're a pretty small fly bro

/vanmator
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5k people for a chat site isnt that bad actually.
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>that Russian gamer gurl with big tits who visits your profile every few weeks

She's fake right? Or just harvesting beta followers?
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>>77574932
Yeah but it used to have more than 15k people back in 2014/2015
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what do i reply?
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>>77575746
>yasemin, 20
>izmir
tasty.
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>>77575860
yeah go ahead, she messaged me "Heey" which was quite riveting i admit
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>>77575893
just reply back with hey and talk casually i guess lul.

tell her something like "hey, whats up kitten?" and see if she likes it ;^)
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>>77575970
but i have no interest in her Ahmed
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>>77575893
I hate it if they want to start a conversation with "hey". Why not something cheeky like "cute dog, but mine is way cuter :P" instead this incredible boring word
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>>77576002
thats lame. she looks fine.
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>>77572897
No I don't, lol :<
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>>77576034
why are you guys being autistic? sure its not a really interesting way to start a convo but you can just roll with it.
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>>77576145
Experience I guess. Conversations with this kind of girl dry up fast because they can't be bothered to write more than 4 words in a sentence and don't have the vocabulary to read anything longer than "haha my food was tasty"
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>>77576566
you can turn the tides easily though. you can make her talk etc. she ll like you even more then
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>my qt tells me she hasn't had sex in 5 months
>been over 5 years for me
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>>77577633
Nice, I haven't been hugged in 22 years
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Will buy the first person in this thread a drink who can find a French girl not "learning" Korean
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>>77577966
Does it count if they're black "French"?
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>>77572120
>intelligent conversation
The only thing I know how to do properly in texting
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I'm a frayed knot
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>>77578143
Meant for >>77578050
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I'm gonna play coy and wait for women to write me
>also me when I see that that definitely ain't working
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What's the female Chad?
/blissbright19
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>>77575523
gonna need a name, fampai
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>>77575523
>>77578735
/hearthstonee
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>>77578810
>pepe shirt
D R O P P E D
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>>77578916
Afraid of a racist frog are you?
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Fuck interpals and fuck this gay world if even women like this get so much attention
/Glamour22
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>>77579006
She's a solid 7 over here
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what is your profile like
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>>77578810
Are you a virgin who doesn't know about angles and the wonderbra? She's flat af, B-cup at the most.

t:titman
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>>77579160
>solid 7
wtf.
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Virgins reply
How old are you?
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Russians are on the same tier as Thais
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>>77580524
No they're not.
Russian girls are usually pretty adept at English and have cultured hobbies even if they are fundamentally thirsty for a visa
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>>77580472
none of your business!!
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>>77580707
do people actually unironically use this site for free visa?
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>>77580739
Probably not for Turkish ones
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>>77580809
i have murcan visa anyways.
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Turkish girls are thirsty for that German KNOWLEDGE desu
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>>77556013
Can someone tell me what the hell this general is? Like, what the fuck do you even do here?
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>>77581117
its /chadpals/.
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>>77581117
We use a shitty 90's website to talk to girls we'd never have the balls to speak to irl.
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>>77581117

discus and learn about korean custom and culture and language
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>>77581203
Do you guys actually post pics of yourselves there?
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Korean gf
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>>77576055
Yes, you do
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>>77581259
Yes, usually, but I'm getting some good success with a fake account with a meme pic. I just tell them my real identity when we get past the intro.
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>>77581259
Some do, but if you want lewds you use this guy's pictures https://www.instagram.com/claytonsomedude/
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Japanese gf
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You either gotta be looking good af or speaking japanese/korean, otherwise you'll have to chase even the ugliest of chicks, fuck it's not worth it desu, brb trying it irl
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>>77581555
lmao this dude even knows about it. 8/10 no homo
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>>77580472
27
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>>77580472
42/2
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>>77580472
20+1
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Don't like the Chinese desu
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>>77582336
They're pretty shit to talk to and no fun to date IRL

I met one on ip who lived in my home town and we went out a few times. Was a frustrating experience even if I did get a hand-job out if it
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>>77582336
all the chinese qts I've talked to have been super nice, too bad all the japs are vapid and boring
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>>77582336
chinese qts best qts
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>>77582438
>even if I did get a hand-job
How begrudging was it?
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>>77581538
Pfft, how would you know?

>>77581555
This guy isn't even that attractive, he kinda looks like a typical fuck boy who loves himself too much. I bet he enjoys all the attention he's got from 4chan. It's just cringey tbqh.
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>>77582438
>>77582589
>>77582611
Nah I'm working with them irl right now, they're shit
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>>77582698
>this guy isn't that attractive
hmm ok Hun, how about we tell you who is and isn't attractive. Ok sweetie?
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>find a stunning woman that looks my favorite female fictional character
>like a slightly Asian version, but there's still a lot of white genes
>thicc

And that's how I bit the bullet and messaged my first T*ai after 4 years
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>>77582804
>thicc
dick?
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>>77582758
Kek, whatever, it's just my opinion.
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>>77582897
Don't worry, we don't judge you. We're all retards here
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>>77582897
>Plain Jane viciously judging others
Just mean desu
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>>77582620
Not begrudging
She was a little uncertain about me going to 3rd base on her at first and motioned to stop my hand going in her panties but decided to go for it just as my finger slipped inside the waist-band.
After I fingered her for a while she asked if I was getting hard - I was honest and said not fully, and pulled my cock out to show her and then she just grabbed it and started stroking while we kissed

She said she wanted to fuck too, but previously said didn't do one-night-stands and was persistently angling for a relationship while we were there fooling around.
I lost the will, deciding it was too much hassle coping with the drama and nagging, because she wasn't that hot anyway.
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>>77582989
>>77583005
Lmao, thanks
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>>77582848
95% sure no
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How many of you have ditched qts because of what /pol/ taught you? Any funny stories from when you natsoc'd out?
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What's the quickest/easiest way to get a qts email address?
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Thread's as dead as interpals kek
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>>77583447
this is what happens when a discord is made
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>>77583414
Going back to 1999 when people still used email addresses as a method of communicating with friends.
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>>77583414
Tell me how to get a qt in the first place you britbong
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>>77583506
JUST
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>>77583518
BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77583414
If she likes you enough, simply ask her for it..
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Any of you swell dudez using scripts? Sounds kinda retarded tee bee eych
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10 days until my brithday
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>>77583518
>>77583553
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>>77580524
>>77580707
Wrong. The reason is that they're usually attractive.
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Why does everybody have an Asian gf except me
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>>77583414
>Email
Get a load of this guy
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>>77583913
>when the rare flag roasts a britposter
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>>77583913
>Bolivia
>just got fax machines last week
>still no running water or electricity that isn't powered by diesel generators
>piggybacking off Brazilian 3G network
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>>77583913
A fucking skittle
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>Asian MILF sends you a lewd-ish but non-nude photo
>immediately starts freaking out about being unfaithful to their husbando

Every fucking time.
I bet this one stops talking to me out of guilt now too.
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>>77583470
Discord is cancer
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>>77571363
sopa de
macacao som
muy deliciouso
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Where were you when ip was kill?
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>>77585058
Online with the rest of you faggots.
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At this point 75 % of ip's users come from /cp/
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I hate how exercise increases sex drive
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Is Interpals dead? Is it too late for me to start a profile and get a QT?
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>>77586021
You should still get lucky if you're not:
+African
+Arabic
+Ginger
+Slavic
+Latino
+Irish

If you're not any of those things, make a profile rn and start having fun.
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>>77586079
I'm Irish ...

Surely they'll be smitten by my charm?
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>>77579160
"No"

>>77580524
"No"
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>>77586110
Anon...
I don't know how it ever came to be but the Irish are one of the least favoured nationalities on Interpals, no idea why.
But by all means do make a profile and have fun with us lads.
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>>77586310
Well fuck me. That's that then.
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>>77586401
Dude it was a joke.
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>>77583414
tell her you might delete your ip account soon and wanna keep in touch with her
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>>77586544
I was joking as well.
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>>77583414
threaten her with physical harm if she does not comply to your demands
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Feeling pretty sad guys
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>>77588370
What's wrong?
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>>77580472
19 and 12 days
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I HAVE FAILED

Since the 20s all I've wanted is an Asian girlfriend. I used to live in a city and there were so many STUNNING Asian girls at the university. I used to talk with them and all was going well in life, but then I had to leave the city due to work. For the past 2 years I've lived in a small town with NO Asians. None. It's been horrible.
And.... I;ve got a white girlfriend now. It sucks. I hate it, but she's one of a kind. Lots of energy, very immature and funny and a tight little body like you wouldn't believe.
So.... I've failed. I now have a white girlfriend. It might not be over. I'll break up with her in an instant if I can get a job in a city with a good university and thus lots of Asian girls... But for now, at least, I'm a failure with no Asian girlfriend.
Sorry.
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>>77580472
turned 20 2 days ago
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>>77588370

Why
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>>77588798
what's your favorite Asian? there are many on Interpals especially if you're looking for thais or filipinos
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girl said to add her on skype, im afraid this is gonna kill the half way decent conversation we've been having. what do
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>>77589102

Add her on Skype
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>tfw girl telling me how much she lusts for her best friend

Lewd
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>>77589138
how does it feel to be her gay boy friend
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>>77589232

We have been talking for 2 years now, the friendzone has long passed, and I am not attracted to her anyway so it's not like I care. She's the person I share my stuff with and vice versa. We sexted once a long while ago but that's it.
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>>77589130
b-but im scared the convos gonna die out and I think she likes me.
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>>77589271

Skype with her. I promise the convo will die if you never Skype her

Just come up with some "get to know each other" questions. Make fun of her cute accent or if she mispronounces English.

My past Italian spaghettied so hard the first time we Skype. It was the most adorable thing I've ever seen. She was covering her blushing face with her hands and peering at me through her separated fingers because she was embarrassed with her pronounciation
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>>77589308
i have a feeling my spaghetti is going to drop all over, never done a skype session with someone like this before Tbh
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>>77589690
Nothing bad will happen, come on don't be a sperg.
She'll lose interest in you if you don't do it and eventually skype with some ayyrab pervman, a pajeet or a disgusting gook willing to skype with her.
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>>77589690
>>77589736
Or even with something as disgusting as an Argentinian, keep your powder dry Burger!
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>>77590355
>an Argentinian

Nay mate, she won't fall that low.
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>>77590402
Kidding aside, am I the only one (probably not) getting ultra-enraged at girls being thirsty for chinks? like commenting every single picture of some random, average, white washed gook. Fuck, I'm gonna get my vengeance by going on some Chink-site where they're thirsty for some Euro-dick
>>
>>77590747
I completely disregard anyone who mentions anything Korean/Jap related on their profile unless its a movie or two.
>I'm gonna get my vengeance by going on some Chink-site where they're thirsty for some Euro-dick
you are on IP, right?
>>
>>77590747
I dislike those bitches too but I learned that it's better to just ignore them.

I've blocked girls who I've been talking for weeks with and suddenly found out are weebs/kboos

Zero interest in Asia, that's my single one policy on Interpals, no exceptions. And people who think like me are growing in number, this is our humble way to fight back the spreading menace of the asian pop boom.
>>
>annoying russian grill keeps trying to convince me to chat outside of IP

How many times do I have to tell her that I don't use social media and I don't share contact info?
This reminds me why I hate interacting with people IRL, they just won't stop insisting even if you say no a hundred times.
>>
Far too many people on this site don't seem to realise that Ireland is independent
>>
>>77591966
ireland is independent?
>>
give me a quick rundown on Brazilian girls lads
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>>77591966
lul
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>>77592040
Bunda
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>>77591966
Not all of it :°)
>>
Guys I've been talking to a qt for over a year and she wants to meet. What do you talk about when you meet someone you've talked to for so long? Will it be awkward?
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>>77592479
Time means nothing. How fond you are of this person matters.
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>>77592547
I've only ever met one qt before and that was really awkward. It's the only interaction I've had with a girl outside of work and family. I just think I'm destined to be a kissless virgin.

How do I not let it be awkward?
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is it dead
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>>77592040
One of the funniest group of girls to do a rundown on. Some have large boobs, some have large asses, some have both and some have large bulges in their pants
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>>77592670
i can't quite tell with this one, theres no pic that shows off her ass or tits but definitely no dick and shes not fat
>>
>This summer you will find your happiness. Or maybe die. - updated Jul 4
What the fuck is her problem?
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>>77592972
>theres no pic that shows off her ass or tits
Then she ain't Brazilian. Even Brazilian nuns show off their bodies
>>77593007
Life I guess? Post her profile, mentally damaged girls love me
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>girl sends stupid message asking if i'm some actor
>look at it and dont reply
>5 minutes later she sends another message asking why I didnt give her an answer
bitches be crazy
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Can this guy be added to the gang?
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>tee hee i'm so shy at first but if you get to know me then I am a great person
>write her first message
>she replies with a huge essay
fucking liar
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>>77594423
what did she write?
>>
>>77594721
her life story
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>>77595267
just post it. i am curious.
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>>77592629
Just be yourself
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>>77593535
>Then she ain't Brazilian. Even Brazilian nuns show off their bodies
She said she likes the beach so who knows. guess I might find out later today if we skype
>>
lol turkish girl asked me if she can call me suka
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>>77596019
I tried that before and turns out she was just as autistic as me so it was horrible.
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>>77595313
When will lil sultan ban 4chan?
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>>77596530
comfortable silence my man. either that or show her around your city or town
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>>77594167
He already likes animes, so why not
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>>77596725
its already banned actually :^)
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goddamnit my dudes, japan is expensive, I spend almost 10k yen in just one night of partying.
Although we did have tons of tasty chicken and alcohol.
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how is youre day?

my update

-1 wiever
-0 messages
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>>77596725
4chan banned since 2014
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>>77598206
>117 viewers
>a few messages (not sure how many)
This Apu pic is working out well for me, thanks finnbro.
>>
>>77583474
>>77583913
Implying I'm not going to rip her icloud you dumb fucks.

>>77586668
Yeah but she will probably just say something like those two retards and suggest a messaging app instead
>>
Back in the UK lads

from sunny beaches to grey depressing shithole full of pakis

JUST
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>>77598977
Same my dude, being a German-Serbian mutt I can relate to this
>be in Serbia, everybody is white, no brown muslims/turks
>come back to Germoney, burkas and sandnogs everywhere
>thinking what is really Europe after all
Repeat that for the 23 years I'm already on this planet
>>
>>77592479

It's not that awkward.

I've met 3 QTs from IP in real life. Usually after we intitally meet, I make a joke about something we had previously talked about which gets them to laugh and makes both of us feel relaxed and normal.
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>>77597032
>>77598218
How do you access it without losing your flag then? Some kind of hackerman hackery?
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It's happening lads
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>>77599569

Get it

Btw, I thought your QTs username was "Fairyanal"
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>>77599888
It is :^)
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Whew
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>>77596962
How do you even know if the silence is comfortable. I would be visiting her so she would have to show me around and when I suggested that she said there is nothing to do near her.
>>
>>77598097
Sounds awesome
>we
Who were you out with?
>>
>>77598977
Where you been?
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>>77600409
>I suppose so yeah!

Not a single ounce of thought was put into her response.
>>
I don't know goise, but you all may be betas/orbiters, I mean why would we write with "qt's" on there, without any real chance to dip one's wick mind you, I mean everybody I konw (inlcuding me) hates the "online chatting" part of getting to know women, that's literally the gayest thing one can do, it's tiring and boring, and not forgetting a loser's favorite pastime
>>
>>77598097
>¥10,000=£68.4108
>Expensive

Try a night out in London.
>>
>>77601629
The team I am with, we are participating in robocup
>>77602385
Yeah I know, but if you consider that a good dinner including 2 beers is as cheap as 2000, it is pretty expensive.
>>
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German boy
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>>77599419
we hack through time and go back to times when 4chinz werent banned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEkrWRHCDQU
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>>77602627
Oh so you weren't going just for the gf?
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>talking to a qt
>Everything is going well, she seems to be enjoying the conversation
>She suddenly just stopped responding
What the fuck am I doing wrong? It says they've read my message and that they're online, why aren't they replying? The message I sent wasn't even anything out of the ordinary. This has happened multiple times now.
>>
>>77603049
post convo and we might be able to help ;^)
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>>77603049
did you try the "ples respond"?
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>>77603049
We were talking about game collecting and then I asked her what she usually plays games on as far as current stuff goes and she just stopped replying. Said that she read it and she's been online. Idk what went wrong, it's not like before that she was giving half assed replies, they were pretty lengthy
>>77603385
Don't worry I'm not that retarded
>>
>>77603800
Sorry first part was meant for >>77603274
>>
>>77604057
>>77603800
Maybe u just bored her.
Don't worry about it and move on, maybe she'll get back to you, maybe she won't.
Never get stuck with a girl that might ghost you all of the sudden, make sure u have alternatives.
>>
>>77602787
I am, this was just at the same time so I am going here first to help in Nagoya.
Just a week left until I meet her. Kind of have mixed feelings about it a lot.In any case, a meme in the making.
>>
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Hmmm
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>>77604404
Give her the BAC
>>
Why does every British and French girl have this in this in their bio, are they not allowed to criticize Islam?

>>77604336
Be sure you update us when you meet
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>>77604697
>Be sure you update us when you meet
of course, no matter how awkward or beta it will be. At least you guys will get some laughs and sad but interesting stories out of it.
>>
>>77599569
>Chinese
Is she cute?
>>
>>77604938
My yellow fever is so bad I don't even care tbqhwyf
>>
>tfw no bosnian/danish gf
https://www.interpals.net/LoveBosnia
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284th for dead site
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>>77604697
Post her profile
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>>77605124
Sick bastard
>>
>>77607424

Noooooo :(
>>
>>77607424
i hope it dies for good very soon
>>
>>77608968
Do you hate it because Chad gets qts and you get cucked?
>>
>>77605257
They have a cave troll
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>>77607424
whats dead about it?
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>bored of this literally mental, miserable sow I'm talking to
>"anon I'm coming to London in September!"
>>
>>77612153
hey thats good you can show her around
>>
>>77612278
did you miss the >literally mental, miserable sow

she's not even that fit, she'll be lucky if I show her the door
>>
>>77612365
post pics of said girl.

also what up with she being mental? its easy sex.
>>
>>77612422
There's this saying about putting your dong in crazy
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>>77613574
there's this virgin* saying about putting your dong in crazy
>>
>>77613618
shagged a mental bird before and she used to ring me crying that she was going to kill herself, finally managed to offload her onto a mate but fuck me if I'll do that again
>>
>>77613701
crazier they are, better the sex gets.
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>>77613769
you talk like you've only heard about sex from other people talking about it
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>>77613769
>>77614055
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>>77614055
its just my own experience. i am pretty emotionally detached guy though in general. maybe thats why i dont really care about their "craziness".
>>
I just want a European gf
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>>77614165
shots fired hahahahaha
>>
>>77614194
just go get one my dude
>>
so my qt has her own female qt, she was so friendly to send me the other qts nudes as well. Is this what chad does irl?
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>>77615213
well thats an achievement.
>>
>>77615213
>>
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>tfw I don't even have to watch women's profiles or text them first to get them to write me
>tfw good looking
>>
>>77614306
Not everyone has the finnish card advantage
>>
>>77615326
>tfw also probably autistic and overreacting
>>
>>77615312
i am a bit lost. your qt has a bf?
>>
>>77615326
No you're not
>>
>>77615482
>Its a qt Who has a qt Who has her own qt but the original qt has a bf (male)
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>>77615345
>finnish card advantage

proplr in general dont evn know it exist, let alone want passport of it
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>>77615592
I meant It would be extremeño difficult for me to go to Europe where I would be at an oviously económicas disadvantage just imagino earning 300$ pero months and besides living you have to sabe Up to go to Whats propably the most expensive xontinent un the world and there are chances that you might not event get laid.
Its likee telling you to simply get a latino.gf by coming here wich IS actually doable instead of the opposite ;_;
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Just sent a nazi pepe to my qt, I think i fuggen blew it lads
>>
>>77615727
Holy crap my phone tough I was speaking shitty spanish and corrected me, looks disgusting but I think you get my point
>>
>>77615770
why did you reveal your power level?
>>
>>77615778
I actually loled and thought you're doing it on purpose
>>77615524
Wanna try me big boy?
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>>77616146
Ja
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>>77616529
Hol ihn raus, Stallbursche
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>>77615482
Im the bf, shes coming here for school in setpember.
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>>77616681
Post profile in new thread >>77616942

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>Obese Thai or Flip girl messages you

Why do they even bother?
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