The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon also known as the Order of Solomon's Temple, the Knights Templar, or simply as Templars Edition
nth for don't bully!
>>77553731
second for stupid leaf gimmicks
Girls
>>77553731
rapists
Back from the so called date
boys :3
kanji
kill kill
>tfw der Einzige
Only the conscious egoist knows this feel.
>>77553761
This is why people think you aren't Danish
Statistically speaking I probably won't die alone
r-right?
LET ME PUT THE HEEEAD IN
Want a cute mestiza gf.
>>77553791
not if you get yourself out there anon!
>>77553780
>think you aren't Danish
I don't think he isn't Danish, I KNOW he isn't Danish
>>77553802
who dis
>>77553802
creep
>>77553802
you're a freak
need a gf
Heard you like bad girls? Is that true?
>claims to be a student
>posts during the night in europe
makes your nigs nog
need a bf
Also my 14 year old cousin can draw pretty well
>>77553867
are you a grill(female)?
tfw no gf
>>77553882
Yes, a girl with a penis.
>>77553889
thats a girl(male), not (female)
>>77553906
genitals are irrelevant
>>77553912
piss off goldberg
>>77553876
>it actually was his prima
topkek
>>77553912
wrong
its the difference between spending an afterlife in hell or going to heaven
>>77553916
put a bullet through your head
>>77553867
post thighs
>thigh anon doesn't even follow up on his gimmick
very low energy
>>77553919
No, mestiza gf is my cousin neighbor and also his friend.
She was here, her sister is the one who can draw both by hand and apparently in paint.
sometimes love is not enough
>>77553887
FUCK A jaCkFRUit
where's this webm of the AT&T girl shoving her hands in her mouth from?
>>77553974
Sure, sure ;)
>>77553990
I never even said anything rude, just stated a fact
>>77553982
I choose to believe in love
>>77553992
I have no reason to lie.
Should have taken a pic of her ass though.
what is your opinion of kendrick lamar?
tried setting up a doctor appointment today so i could get some amphetamines before the semester started
there was a 6 week wait before the next appointment. can you believe that? imagine if i had an actual health issue. what the FUCK
>>77554019
Shit ass nigga bitch
what will you do when you're no longer young and beautiful?
>>77554019
good artist, with a total of 2 good albums in his discography
>>77553974
bb come back
>>77553941
i dont have the required passion as long as the comp image sits lost in the archives
>>77554013
I was in the multiple threads you spammed this weeb image in
>>77553960
>>77553932
>>77554037
probably commit suicide
I will always be beautiful
I was never beautiful ;_;
>>77554061
same desu
>>77554044
Post me an invitation
IM INSAME
genuinely hate this dane fuck and i hope he dies
I am sometimes beautiful subjectively and somewhat beautiful objectively
>>77554086
being old negates any beautiful qualities you may have rn
>tfw non-american in the US
So I guess I can post here legally now hehehe
>>77554162
where are you from?
>>77554125
his is a more inner beauty
>>77554162
devilish
I want to read a book but browsing 4chan indefinitely is so much easier
>>77554202
>not having an epub on a second monitor while browsing the chan
About to play yugioh
>>77554202
Like >>77554219 said, you can simply download pdfs of famous older books for free.
>>77554219
reading and then checking 4chan every 2 minutes might as well not be reading
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
is 21 too old to start exercising
>>77554266
its never too old u dingus
>>77554178
wrong
I will age perfectly
I'll be moving here from Nyc in a few months to live here with a relative. Been here a few times already and it's a beautiful comfy state, I really hate Nyc and cities in general so this change would be much needed and fresh. Planning to apply jobs in town before hand. Also I don't have a license although I was planning to get a bike to travel to work hopefully ones in town or at least near. Anything I should know before moving here?
>>77554332
>Anything I should know before moving here?
There is a place called Intercourse
>>77554332
Pennsylvania more like PENISylvania hahaha XD
>>77554041
which albums
>>77554405
Untitled unmastered and TPOB
what happened?
if you had a daughter would you raise her traditionally and try to instill conservative values in her? or would you raise as a stronk womyn who can be whatever she wants?
Greetings from Chihuahua senpai
>>77554417
Changed jobs and generally got a life
>>77554419
If I raise her to be strong and independent, she will still end up with conservative and traditional values
Being the best poster is so tiring
>>77554419
traditionally. Id probably pamper her a little, but I dont know how Id try to steer her since children always do the opposite of what their parents want them to
So if I tried steering her away from Tumblr or something, she'd probably be MORE into it
>>77554410
>untitled unmastered
>better than gkmc
>>77554426
Hi Neighbor.
>>77554449
prove me wrong
>>77554441
kek
>>77554426
I'm from Tejas my man
>>77554332
there's a place called hershey
>>77554485
>my vision after two pitchers of beer
>>77554509
Only two? really?
>>77554502
the birthplace of the American messi
>>77554485
Fantastic picture
>>77554516
I'm not Russian or an old Irish man...
I take medication; I am a victim of the pharmaceutical industries
>>77554610
they are innocent and pure, you're the rotten apple here
>>77554610
t. Took ibuprofen for a headache
MEEEBUMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77554619
Well that was quick
>>77554634
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>>77554624
naw nigga
i started with venlafaxine, then clonazepam and now they're giving me prozac, no joke.
funny thing my dad didn't even have to buy em this time he just gave me a bunch of his, yeah we're both fucked up
>>77554674
>>77553731
How can I find an African-American girlfriend?
>>77554691
go to the east bay of california, compton, New york city, or any nightclub
>tfw my mom absolutely hates going to the doctor or taking medicine
>>77554702
I mean in the internets.
>>77554705
Get her one of those mexican witch doctors
/cum/ is surprisingly non-gay lately
>>77554779
>tfw someone try to do magic on our house once
kek. we don't believe in that.
La francophonie
>>77554794
i'm a gay
my sister forgot to flush the toilet
having a sibling sucks ass
>>77554794
It's the same handful of homos initiating it, the rest just go along with it. If they aren't here fagposting fucks off.
Am I the only one who is tired of these extra flaggots?
>>77554870
no, i'm tired too
I also take jew pills
Escilatopram and quetiapine
>>77554870
Who are the extra flaggots itt? I canny see
The first thing I think about when I wake up is killing Jeff Bezos.
It officially my birthday
imagine having an asian dad
>>77554624
Is there something wrong about it?
>>77554959
I officially don't care
>>77554947
literally who?
>>77554961
WHY YOU NOT HAVE PERFECT GRADES!?
>>77554959
how many years?
>>77554959
I officially give you a happy birthday.
>>77554978
23
>>77554988
gracias, friendo
>>77555000
shit get
>>77555019
you cared enough to reply ;)
did your dad teach you how to shave?
>>77555099
no, had to do it myself
Let me run my tongue from left to right and right to left and zigzag the way back
I'M GOING TO BE WHERE THE LIGHTS ARE SHINING ON ME
I guess I'll just entertain myself until another poster comes along
>>77554900
>Escilatopram
does it cause lack of motivation and sleepiness for you? if so how do you deal with it
>>77555306
Well im a neet right now but i dont feel like going to the gym and when i go i feel weaker.
And yeah i feel really sleepy in the afternoon, it also gives me flu like symptomps.
But tbf i just started taking it like two weeks ago
do you moisturize your penis?
>>77555360
yeah i take it for anxiety but those side effects suck
at least i don't have to worry about the sexual side effects :^)
>>77555397
Is that a trick question?
dixie is a shit general.
Mitya killed Fydor :0
Really fucking miss smoking weed
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
weed is degenerate
>>77555498
It was never meant to be a permanent general but autism is one hell of a drug
>>77554332
Licenses take half an hour and cost fifty bucks in the US.
rip cum
>>77555204
gettin cards n letters from people i dont even know
n offers comin over the phone
>>77555896
>didn't even put anything in the subject field
What a non-country thread by a non-dane
>>77555936
>No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team.
Mathematician psyop detected.
>>77555936
>42. Poof!
>>77555711
Jawohl
>>77556014
filtered
How about you kill yourself instead
>>77556025
Filter some zyklon b through your lungs, shitstain
>>77556081
>general just got deleted
JANNIED
>>77556034
>this dane weeaboo LARPing gaylord still posts here 24/7/365
commit suicide
It seems the Dane has been b& anons
>>77556068
terrible post
put a bullet through your head
>>77556109
Says the tripfag.
>>77556178
>ban evading
Naughty outlaw anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCKLJGLENs
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'
*Cheers and clapping from the audience*
>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big fat log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>Yeah, I'm only pooman after all
>>77556240
Penis
8======D
I've noticed that rare flags get a million (You)s on /int/ but nobody gives a shit on /pol/
>tfw you're an old man and you get hit in the nuts with a football
>>77556337
/pol/ is too fast and too newfag to notice
>>77556341
Not even the gif you fucking faggot what a failure at life kill yourself
>tfw you ring a bell with the words "ring to end your life" on it
I've been up for less than an hour and I'm already irritated
>tfw you're a retarded frog that smiles and gives a thumbs up while pressing a button on a keyboard
>>77556358
>>77556377
>anon does his famous Latvia impression
Since /cum/ is technically 2/3 English speaking and 1/3 Spanish speaking, shouldn't you guys speak at least 1/3 Spanish to respect quotas?
>tfw you're a smiling cartoon pig
>>77556387
fuck off
>>77556384
what?
>>77556406
3meta5u
>tfw you're a Simpsons character smoking in the shadows
>>77556416
I don't get it...
>>77556404
Cuales tu nombre, my amigos de la noche de la manana?
>>77556354
It's just odd that a literal tree flag goes unnoticed unless it's the same guy over and over again kind of like how nobody cares about isaac from Greenland anymore
>tfw you drive your anime gf to suicide
Holy shit I'm retarded.
>>77556438
Alex, not Isaac
Going to the liquor store later. What should I get drunk on tomorrow night?
>>77556438
Another thing is that those ultra-rare flags are all proxies anyways so who cares.
>tfw you tell your mom to bury you alive
>tfw you become a dear, kill yourself, and stuff yourself in a trash can
>>77553731
I want to be her bf!!!
>dear
This is why our education is mocked
>>77556447
I've only been to /int/ 5 times or so (always while drunk), do I already have such a reputation despite the fact that I almost never post here?
>tfw you're a stickman on a white background
>>77556512
Do you know what a mistake is? Put a bullet through your head.
>tfw you're an anime girl with a gun
>tfw you eat a kids cuisine with cheetos and yoohoo
>tfw you offend an autistic brainlet
>>77556544
Your gun is pointing backwards ms. anime girl
01:59:16
kys
>>77553731
who was this Solomon to have a temple
>>77556558
Doesn't look particularly edible.
>>77556558
Ghetto dinner negro do you even save-a-lot? ?
>tfw you stand with your arms crossed next to a statue of MLK
>tfw you're a frog sitting at a table with a glass of water
>tfw you're a mouse sitting is a rocking chair with a cup in your hand
>tfw you're a burglar in a stock image
>tfw you're a retarded person with a microphone and a name tag that says "you"
I had a dream that I was assigned to go to a class of elementary schoolers for some assignment or whatever the fuck and the teacher was pissed off that I was here. I guess that it's because he thought that I was being a manchild or lazy. But it's like I didn't even know that there were other options or maybe he just didn't know what he was talking about
>tfw you're a naked girl with french fries all over you
Sea org is imbued with a Spartan warrior ethic
>tfw you're a happy dog using a computer
"Denmark"
>tfw you're a fat dog with a smaller fat dog next to you, and you say "I'm taking my son say goodbye"
>>77556720
i just want to put my penis in a vagina of beautiful woman but it won't ever happen since 0,01% of men (so-called true alpha men) fuck 99,9% of all women.
>tfw you're a scared cat hiding between two cat beds
>tfw you're a shy anime girl fiddling with your fingers
>tfw you're a 2hu and you shake your head and walk away
>tfw you're a /cum/ poster trying to get some sleep but all you can think about is the abject loneliness that pervades your life. And big titted cartoon bitches
>tfw you're a baby who looks bored while eating
>tfw you're literally a furry who is shitposting on /cum/ inside of a stock photo
>tfw you take your son out for a bike ride and get killed by a motorcyclist
>>77556750
>America
>tfw you're a cartoon clown eating ice cream
>>77556786
thats objectively wrong
"Denmark"
>tfw you dream of biking through the streets of a historic European city, but wake up to find that you still live in America
>Americans
>tfw you're at a business meeting and mock people for eating with their hands
>>77556981
>another woman instead of a man
my dick does not compute but i saved it just in case
>>77556943
>tfw you dream of cruising down the endless country roads of a scenic American state, but wake up to find that you still live in Europe
>the city of Denmark
>tfw you're a clapping man in a European Union t-shirt with text behind you indicating that a terrorist attack happened today
>eating man ass
REALLY doesn't compute
>tfw you're a clapping man in a American t-shirt with text behind you indicating that a mass shooting happened today
>tfw you put on a bald eagle mask, adorn yourself with the american flag, and put a box labelled "tea" into a bathtub
>tfw you speak the truth
>tfw you're a sick little monkey with a human hand on your head
>denmark
>>77557021
>tfw you're an american but don't give a fuck about the scenery and hate driving
>>77557067
i was talking about the one giving the ass licking not the other way around nigga
>tfw you're a forgotten guitar watching two chicks role-playing as homosexuals but they're really only joking
>tfw you're a cartoon aardvark who gets syrup all over your right hand
>tfw you're a goat with a man pointing a gun to your head
>america
>tfw you're interested in watching people put their mouths on the hole people shit out of but only if it's a dudes poop chute.......nigga
>tfw you're a cartoon sponge trying to write an essay as quickly as possible
>proxy
>>77556478
Please respond
>tfw you're an anime girl pointing to a chalk board with the words "right wing = mental illness" written on it
>>77557270
Patron silver
>tfw you're a poor russian child playing in a dirty puddle
>>77557270
Kraken
>>77557291
I can't afford that rich American
>>77557319
Recently finished a bottle of Kraken. Do you put it in anything or just drink it straight?
I'm going to sleep
>tfw you're a cartoon aardvark with your face in a pepperoni pizza
>>77557330
Lol Canadian club then
>>77557358
Cola with ice, or just ice
>tfw you're an anon who posts images and pretends to be the subjects of the images by using ">tfw" at the start of each post because you have no life and won't go to sleep
>>77557414
>no life
>5 a.m.
Colour me surprised
>>77557361
That tequila is 80 canabucks for a 750ml. You really drink that stuff?
*gimmicks at you*
>>77557496
Well yeah.
>>77557567
Too expensive for me. Guess it's back to Canada Club for ol' anon.
>As a second language, French is the second most widely taught foreign language in American schools, colleges and universities.
wtf I love americans now
might die tomorrow desu
>>77557667
best ally
>>77557701
Good
how would loli fanservice promote fucking children when the lolis are 500 year old vampires?
>>77557895
Because they look like kids
i keep having really vivid dreams in which I'm a young girl and its always the same girl in every dream, with a white dress, black parka, black low heels and long brown hair
what does it mean
>>77557933
it means you want to be a girl
>>77557933
It means you want to be a latin grill
You guys went to sleep?
>>77557667
It's actually espanyol
>>77558384
im still up danmark
theres just not much going on now
>>77557114
fantano likes metal tho, as does anyone with refined taste
>>77558512
Yeah i know.... go to sleep anon!
>>77557895
>implying anyone is sexually attracted to a personality as 2D and vapid as an anime characters
>>77558496
read again
>>77558496
Dumb Kraut
>>77558556
i will soon dont worry
>me on the right
>>77558605
90% of this thread is
cum is sadly a cesspool of degenerate anime living virgin autists
>>77558744
thats the entire website though, bar /p*l/
>>77558768
t. hasn't been to /pol/ since 2013
>>77558787
and im glad i havent returned since either
Gonna move to the US soon
>>77558891
why
still upset my undergraduate university gave me a diploma with a general BS in Science instead of the two degree i earned
>>77559056
haha nerd
>>77559151
very mean and hurtful post
>>77559169
you're right I'm sorry
>>77559188
i forgive you
eating these really good chips
those wavy kind, kettle cooked, flavored cheedar and horseradish
this is some next level shit
>>77558891
don't
>>77559234
I don't forgive him
*waits for canadian posters to wake up*
>>77559507
you dont because proxyleafs are already in here
>>77559188
>>77559234
*sleeps with canadian posters and cuddles*
I'm on break at work you guys
*kicks denmark out of bed*
this aint a threesome bud
>>77559581
get back to work
>>77559588
*pulls danmark back up*
now it is
New bread
>>77559632
>>77559632
>>77559632
>>77559642
wait til 310 fag
janny delet this
>>77559663
I'lll save it
Poopy
>>77559663
There, it's fucking done