/brit/

gagging for futa cock

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>>77552658
I'd like to visit London someday.

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>>77552658
love london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhL2PAt9s2Q

>>77552658
*squirts acid onto your face*

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need a katherine mcnamara gf

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Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

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hehe don't hit on me silly boys!!

>>77552758
Really aching to give you a sloppy succ rn

>>77552758
*Twangs you and runs off*

So 4 days ago, it was my 20th Birthday. I got 3 'Happy Birthdays'. One from my Mum, one from my Dad and one from my Sister. Over the course of the day I realized none of my friends were going to wish me a happy birthday on facebook. I turned it into a joke and posted it to snapchat, you know, one of those 'I'm so dead inside lol' type of posts. I was secretly hoping someone would message me and talk to me so I could just tell someone how shit I felt. I stayed on Snapchat and went to stories, and saw almost all my friends at a party I wasn't invited to. It's not that I've only just met these people, I've known them for 2 years, and they still didn't invite me. I don't know what is wrong with me, why I'm not good enough to be 'One of them' or whatever. I just want to be a part of their group, but I feel like I exist just to be the butt of their jokes. I'm so fucking lonely and just want to feel valued. 6 months ago I was just so happy, every single day felt good. I loved speaking to them, and I genuinely felt like my life was on track. Now it's nothing. Every day is so pointless and just sort of 'drifting'. Every single day, I go on Snapchat, and see them doing things together. I can't stop.

>>77552758
yuck

>>77552758
bit gay

>>77552804
Read not one letter

http://www.strawpoll.me/13526277

>>77552820
Please read it

>>77552804
Happy belated birthday. I had the same treatment for mine this year.

>>77552804
i have no friends and my dad forgot my birthday

Stopped celebrating my birthdays 2bh

>>77552804
you must be boring

>>77552895
Don't be rude.

>>77552905
feck off yank

>>77552925
):<
I have a right to be here you know.

>>77552938
no you don't

>>77552954
This is blatant discrimination.

anus is bleeding again boys

>>77552978
Go give it a good wash

reading about the jews

>>77552804
stop sitting around and waiting for them to invite you to everything

>>77553175
All good things I hope

Portuguese girls are really really underrated imo

>>77552758
a tad gay mate

>>77552804
So going on Snapchat
Find new mates they sound like cunts

>>77553207
stop hitting on me you singaporean gimp hehe x

>>77553243
Let me suck your dick.

>>77552682
you should before it's too late. thankfully i made it in just before having to experience part and parcel of living in a big city

daily reminder that /brit/ is a dying general

>>77553344
nah

>>77553344
It's quite early atm it'll pick up a bit soon

>>77553344
>>77553366
Also, good digits

I just really want a british guy to tease me with his cute accent while he stuffs my face full of his cum.

you're twistin' my melon man

Craving the big brit cock rn

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I'll fucking bash any runt who likes those Turkish delights from Favourites

On my way to work lads, don't finish until 10pm. Is this the runt life you keep talking about?

>>77553570
Not worked a day in my life
regards; runtoid

>>77553589
Many such cases, sad!

I get sick as I work-- everyday.
There is no cure but to stay awake-- without pay.

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I suspect I might not be popular lads

anyone here have a younger sister?

i honestly feel sick to my stomach at the thought of her fucking a nonwhite, i'm not sure how to protect her thoug

>A 20-year-old woman has been charged with rape for having sex with a 14-year-old boy in North Carolina after the boy’s mother found out she was in a consensual relationship with her son.

aaaaaahahaha

>>77553698
Fuck off Bohemia

>>77552658
nice pic.

>inb4 rednecks dissing a beautiful city

>>77553535
turkish delights are unreal you uncouth runt

i will drug you and fuck you, on the permafrost

Mad to think that humans have been around for over 2 million years, only 200 years ago people just like us were eating Skyrim tier food like cabbage, potato, beef, salt... A bit of black pepper if they're very lucky. Nearly all stuff that they or a mate had carefully grown in the ground, or bought at a market from someone who did.

And nowadays, 200 years later (the blink of an eye in relative terms), a NEET like me can sit at a table and manipulate bits of electricity in a box made from melted oils and different bits of metal, in such a way that a man I've never met shows up to my door in a van and gives me a load of Cornettos and Bombay Mix and Korean noodles and Monster energy drinks. Exotic foods that people 200 years ago couldn't have imagined, designed by expert chefs, made from ingredients that came from all over the world, wrapped in packaging designed by professional artists. Click. Sorted.

A prince of 200 years ago can suck my balls, I'd never swap places with him.

>>77552658
*disses it*

>>77553767
it's crazy to think that salt used to be a delicacy

>>77553700
Reverse psychology. Push her to sleep with a nonwhite. Convince her. Maybe it will make her question the propaganda pushing white females to embrace "diversity".

>>77553747
We need to be very clear here: are you talking about turkish delights in general, or those from Favourites?

>>77553779
It's not that crazy of a thought until you've played skyrim and realize salt is the spice of life.

>>77552658
is that really what London looks like

wtf those futuristic buildings are soo cool. Replace all the old ass architecture with that type of stuff and you literally have the future.

You now realise that the authorities are pushing for diversity so that the younger generation will push for the opposite

airport lads

>>77553779
necessity more than delicacy, you cant live without it. the taste improvment is secondary to its need in the diet.

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>>77553783
ummmm first of all the UK is completely different from the US
second of all denmark is a literal who country

>>77553785
the ones in a favourites box

>>77553798
JANNY JANNY WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE HELP HELP

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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>>77553797
had this thought last year during the election. it's hard to believe hillary and her campaign are so incompetent that they could lose to someone like trump. it's easy to think she was never meant to win and that the entire election was a charade

that same thinking has bled into everything else and now i don't know what to believe anymore

anyone here have an older brother?

i have a racist yank brother and i honestly feel sick to my stomach at the thought of his face

>>77553807
I'm gonna bash you so hard you'll be using your jaw as a headrest

>>77553804
you're right :/ i feel embarrassed now

>>77553828
I wish I had someone who could be an older brother figure to me.
>>77553835
Go away.

gonna make a thread about the U.K. later

what time do most of you wake up? i want maximum replies

>>77553835
britiain is the greatest military power in europe and our greatest ally

>>77553828
in all honesty hate my older brother to the bone

>>77553797
lel, reminds me of the South Park episode about 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia9llb7FW0A

>>77553835
don't ever insult britain again (aka my ancestors)

>>77553832
no need friend, salt is ubitquitous and rare- a dichotomous fellow. sometimes you can get it from licking rocks other times you can collect it in natural pans. a cake of it is a delicacy to have if you usually have to lick rocks or eat mud to get it.

>>77553828
No. In ancient times, that would've been pretty cool, I'd be the 1st heir.

>>77553835
I was doing a cheeky reference to this
>>77553700

>>77553865
pfm

>>77553779
The word "salary" comes from "salt," because Roman soldiers were either paid in the stuff, or given an amount of currency determined by how much salt they needed, or something.

>>77553851
around 6pm (5pm uk time)

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>>77553861
>the greatest military power in europe

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>he doesn't have a sea of salt in his country

Absolutely ROARING at you saltlets

>>77553904
thanks

>>77553894
>>77553844
replied to the autistic Dane instead of you by mistake

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>>77553923
>TIL: Mormons love salt

>>77553767
it's pretty mad
all those generations toiling

>>77553914
if russia invaded europe only the UK would stand in their way
germany would fall apart within weeks and france would surrender as per usual

just called my mom a nigger for leaving my door open

business idea: boil seawater to make salt and sell salt

wait shit salt's worthless now
damnit

>>77553959
i don't believe you

alri

Can I marry a britboi w/ a cute accent?

>>77553914
As if you're ranked that much higher.

http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing-europe.asp
>France: 0.1914
>UK: 0.2131
>Germany: 0.2609

In practical terms, our lads have seen a lot more action than yours in the last few decades, and we have far better elite troops, a superior navy, and the might of the Commonwealth behind us. Plus, we're better at fighting the modern form of warfare being waged against western societies: domestic terrorism.

If France and the UK went to war tomorrow, no allies, no nukes, I reckon we'd win. With allies, we'd win (USA+Commonwealth vs some of the EU).

>>77553994
alri man city

It's been 5 days since I left the house. And you ?

>>77554052
2 weeks I think.

boarding

>>77554052
Took the bins out yesterday, if that counts. If not, I dunno. Maybe a week since I went to top up the 'leccy key. Might've gone for an early morning stroll in the last 5 days.

>>77554076
Toot toot.

>>77554052
two weeks

very tired lads. don't want to go to work.

>>77554132
Long night on here ?

west sussex

>>77554079
Go for another one right now

>>77554079
>'leccy key
electricity keys are the weirdest fucking thing
i had no idea britain used such things

>>77554175
only poor people do tbf

>toil soon

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on the bus lads

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off to work lads

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Describe your coffee/tea routine, whichever you do most often.

1. Fill the kettle and turn it on
2. Get the coffee pot and drip filter (pic related)
3. Pop a paper filter into the drip filter
4. Get coffee canister out of the fridge (airtight)
5. Put two and a half scoops of strong ground coffee in the filter (dark or medium roast)
6. Wait for kettle to be off the boil
7. Start stopwatch (on wristwatch)
8. Slowly pour hot water onto coffee grounds, filling the filter two-thirds of the way, then keeping it at that level until stopwatch says 2 mins
9. Leave it to drain the rest through the filter, removing the filter apparatus at around 3 mins
10. Pop the pot lid on, grab a little coffee cup and serve as is, straight from the pot

I do the above twice a day on average. Also do the occasional cold brew:

1. Clean out 2 litre fridge jug if it needs it
2. 5-6 scoops of coffee grounds
3. Top up with water and give a shake
4. Pop in fridge for 12-24 hours
5. Pour half of it through filter system into pot (as above)
6. Either pour over ice, or blend with milk and ice for frappuccino

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>>77554245
>>77554273
Have fun

>>77554280
Is this pasta or did you really type this all out?

Having second thoughts about that dutch girl at the hostel lads

>>77554280
FOY

also coffee filters ruin coffee tbph

>>77554299
Typed it. Just drank a pot of coffee so I was able to type it all up in about 8 seconds.

>>77554280
>wake up
>brush teeth
>drink some mouth wash
>make coffee whilst swishing mouth wash around in my mouth
>drink coffee

>>77554310
Can I drink you?

>>77554280
1. fill kettle, turn on
2. put coffee granules into mug
3. add a teaspoon of hot chocolate powder
4. add boiled water
5. stir until mixed

simple

>>77554303
I read that it filters out fats that a needd for the taste. What's your system? I used to use a cafetiere but cleaning that mesh filter is a massive ballache. Coffee was a bit better though.

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>also coffee filters ruin coffee tbph

>>77554337
I read that it filters out fats that a needed for the taste. What's your system?

>>77554337
they literally remove any possibility of that crema stuff getting into your cup, and that's one of the nicest bits of coffee

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>>77554313

>>77554280
not a caffeine slave tbqh

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>>77554369
i'm clinically retarded

>>77554330
I pour 8.5 cups of water into the maker since it'll make 8 cups in the end
Rinse the mesh filter then eyeball 8 tablespoons of ground med-dark roast Pete's coffee
Set the timer for 630a
Wake up to coffee
Pour some in my thermos for work and a cup before I leave to check the news overnight
I use creamer and/or half & half too

>>77554373
What you into? Booze? Pot? Nicotine? Sugar?

Everyone has their weakness.

*eats coffee filters*
*gets fucking shredded*

>>77554393
pints (love em)

>>77554187
are they limited to apartment complexes? that would make sense

>>77554390
Been seriously considering getting a machine. Are they fun to clean? My current drip filter system is optimised for convenience, the used filters can just go in the food recycling, and a regular quick rinse does the filter and pot for most of the week, with a scrub every now and then.

Have a job interview next week.

>>77554437
nothing's fun to clean you dolt

my willy is fun to clean

>>77554475
Could I clean it for you?

>>77554437
As long as the gf finishes the other 4 cups I leave for her, I just rinse the pot and the filter and wash both if they've been sitting with shit for awhile
The one I have also has a water purifier if you're a stickler for fresh water too and it has an alarm for every 100 uses it tells me to run vinegar or a cleaning solution through it to get rid of the calcium build up

my willy is fun to clean

>>77554420
Nah, it's basically for people who aren't paying their 'leccy bills, and owe a load of money to the 'leccy company. they can't legally just cut you off (human rights), so they install a meter that you keep topped up if you want electricity.

Take the key down the shop, "pop a tenner on me 'leccy key please," they put it in a machine that sorts it and you pay them. Then the key goes in the meter and transfers the tenner into the meter. Some of it goes on the debt if you owe them money. When it runs out your 'leccy goes off, but you then get £7 emergency runt credit, which you activate by putting the key in the meter. You have to put over £7 on it to get off the emergency.

business idea: willy cleaner

Hola qué hacen

>>77554464
Learn to read between the lines.

>>77554511
that's pretty interesting twobh

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>£7 emergency runt credit

>>77554528
spacker

>>77554495
This sounds great. Gonna pop a coffee machine on the old Christmas list.

>>77554550
Bit simple, aren't you mate.

>>77554038
Would 100% not help the UK in a European war

pls give me some hot n heavy big brit dick

Feeling sad about baby Charlie lads

*holds up my first three fingers*
read between the lines

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>>77554560
One is not asking.

>>77554553
Ask for a Kitchen Aid if you want it to last
Also if you have any plants use your grounds as feed and they'll be hella happy

Ever cleaned a gun? Almost as fun as shooting one.

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>>77554576
You can't do shit anymore old lady, shove off

Lads... I have a confession... I'm a Bradleyposter

>>77554608
There's only one

Ever cleaned a gun? Almost as fun as shooting oneself.

Ever cleaned a gun? Almost as fun as shooting one's elf.

unironically thinking about learning japanese just so i don't have to read subtitles when im watching anime :P

Just left a steaming beast of a shit in tesco bogs, got smeared over the seat and floor too in the struggle. Hopefully the hired someone who enjoys cleaning

>>77554642
>watching anime
Neck yourself.

the future's so bright i gotta wear shades

>>77554531
Was in a 24hr garage (gas station) shop getting last minute Crimbo stuff at 4am Christmas day once, when an Aussie came in with his little kid, maybe 5-6yrs old. He was waving a 'leccy key and asking if they could top it up, but the garage didn't have the facilities to do it. Poor guy started frantically asking everyone in the garage if we knew where he could get it topped up, but there was nowhere open at Christmas that we knew.

I sometimes think about that poor kid having a cold, dark Crimbo without 'leccy, because his Aussie dad didn't know enough about the 'leccy meter system and prepare accordingly.

>>77554654
meh, i used to think the same thing until i started watching anime

>>77554670
t. voluntary celibate

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ROSE PLEASE

>>77554662
yes

>>77554580
Nice one, will do...

HOW MUCH?
*fills kettle with poverty stricken tears*

>>77554735
cringe

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Joining a rebel group lads

fuck sake, it's still warm

>>77554642
you'd have to put years of practice in before you get to that level of proficiency

>>77554748
soz cool dude

honestly hate /got/fags

absolutely rancid farts this morning

well fucking make some posts then you cunts

>>77554912
don't want to

>>77554848
t. Yakub Shlomostein

>>77554923
why not mate? this was quite a good post. maybe you should articulate some more in a similar theme, what do you think?

>>77554912
Please let me suck your cock.

>>77554937
tad rude

>>77554944
that largely depends on whether you have a vagina or not mate

fucking HELL not even jf's are posting. where's thailad? he's usually here at thos time

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>>77554963
Is that the only qualification required for me to slurp your peen?

>>77554937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY

>>77554991
I suppose that and your ability to get to me yeah. Realistically it's not incredibly likely, though tbphwy

>>77554669
this cannot be true, there's loads of places open on christmas. i have never had a top up leccy system but all those little corner shops that stay open all year top them up

>>77552820
No one cares you self centered piece of shit. "Israelis" are the most annoying attention whores on this site bar none. Worse than brazil, canada, and austrailia combined

Morning fellas

>>77555131
Not sure what you're on about but judging from your anime pic you're probably a troubled nonce

why is denmark such a terrible place?

>>77555172
The country directly below it is pretty terrible too.

alri

>>77555172
Europe is just a shit place.
Luckily, the British aren't European.

>>77555045
Hopefully he found somewhere. The garage we were in didn't do them though, and there aren't that many places open 'round here on Christmas, especially if you don't know the area.

something bout those little pills

>>77555285
>the danish general
As if such a thing exists.

>>77555285
your mermaid is SHIT

Got a big lump in my throat

The best thing about lying on the internet is nobody knows you are

>>77555382
The worst thing is nobody wants to know who you are.

>>77555395
t. tripfag

The mind boggles if truth be told

umm ded thread much

>>77555414
It's only early

off the the gym
feeling very normal (normie to us 4chan lot haha)

>>77555414
Normies will be now on their way to work and neets will be sleeping

>>77555445
not true. im neet. been up all night thinking about at which point later in life i might kill myself

555555?

>>77555456
haha

Gonna start using a trip lads.

sister got married to a guy whose surname starts with a G and now her initials are FAG lol

devon

/brit/ will get the get

yanks? no thanks

>>77555499
At least you got dubs.

pls date me i love british accents

>>77555513
I will

having a toast sandwich at the minute

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Love anime

>>77555527
gizza bit

hate life

>>77555524
Not

Alri lads currently travelling around the ol' Europe and think this would be a good time to finally do what I've been yearning to do for years. Suck some cock. How do I go about this?

/brit/

as if having tripfags wasn't bad enough, now we've got a yank tripfag

>>77555499
rolling for it

555555 means my life might get better one day

anime is

>>77555541
Get

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>>77555478

>>77555556
Wew

>>77555556
KEK one off.

>>77555556
ah well, there goes my last hope.

>>77555553
honestly thats a shit go

>>77555556

End it lad

>>77555561
Haha I should be a fortune teller

>>77555555

>>77555527
gizza bit o' that toast sandwich mate, don't be tight

>>77555583
Good get desu.

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>>77555556
You lost because I made a post sorry

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off on the 'der date

Going to Morrisons
Anyone want ewt?

Soaking my feet xxx

ALRI THAILAD

>>77555616
looks like a character from dark souls

>>77555619
newt for me

i supported trump during the election cycle but now i cant take anyone who supports him seriously.

I imagine them all to be fat autistic 12 year old yanks

inb4
>>yank
>>fat
>that's redundant

yeah i know

>>77555652
yeah

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50 minutes late for work and nobody suspects a thing haha

>>77555644
said he was going morrisons not Pets at Home

>>77555555
>>77555555

>>77555652
he's very smart but outwardly comes across as a bumbling idiot

can't help but wonder if that's on purpose

>>77555555
what was it??

>Tony forgot Home Office minister Angela Eagle existed, gave someone else her job and effectively sacked her from the government by mistake.
Screeching

>>77555683
so he's a rip-off BoJo then

>>77555619
There's a £3.00 meal deal there lad. Get me the big box of sushi, a chocolate brownie and a carton of coconut water.

Cheers. Will pay you back on payday cos I'm skint at the moment haha

>>77555695
same thing he did to the British public

>>77555704

>sushi
>doing the numale post

>>77555704
shut up

>>77555698
think BoJo is more a rip-off of trump 2bh

Trump is a household name and it was even before the election. Not many people outside of the United Kingdom know who BoJo is.

>>77555715
>being male
>2017
lol

>>77555723
nobody thought Trump was an idiot until he got into politics

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>77555719
How about you make me, sunshine

hey friends

great ormond street is a great hospital, yanks came out of this looking terrible

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Remember amy winehouse?

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>>77552658
Name one reason why London is worth the hype surrounding it.

>>77555768
no, no, no

You know the Jew is just a Brit with a VPN

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40713742
based france

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the virgin taste

>>77555797
>>77555797
>>77555797


new


>>77555797
>>77555797
>>77555797

>>77555792
should have got the migrants to build it thus creating jobs

>>77555772
it has some super rich foreign bankers

>>77555695
Straight out of The Thick Of It.

Turns out are jezza is a bizarrororke

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british