/cum/

anime

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>why yes i live in the city

buds, i am LIVID

>Program crashes
>"Windows is looking for a solution"
Does this ever actually accomplish anything?

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What a shitty thread

>>77550045
cute

>>77550045
what's this at

Thank god I'm not a cramped orangecuck.

>>77550045
What a pleasant duck.
Cute.

>>77550045
Das a good bird. 10/10 would look at again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4-aEGvqQM

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>>77549995
Rate me

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are my arms too veiny

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This is my friends cousin, she's 100% Portuguese and she always tries talking to me

>>77550058
Classic

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>>77550066
great yorkshire show

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>why yes, I think cities are full of libcucks

grim set of posts above

>>77550073
Is it really you?

>>77550078
WHAT THE FUCK I'M PRETTY SURE IM WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AS YOU

>>77549995
>feeling superior because a few jews decide to build a few towers in your city

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are u, s and a

>>77550073
Your beard looks nice. One of the few young people that can pull it off.

I really need to deposit some of my semen into the womb of an attractive young woman

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Anyone else in Winnipeg?

I just want a friend to cook chicken wings with

who invited the brits

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>>77550095
>"Good thing we don't live in a democracy, so california and new york don't decide our elections."

>>77550045
10/10 duck, would have eggs with.

>I really need to deposit some of my semen into the rear-end of an attractive young man

>>77550071
>Starting a job/task following all the rules to the letter and gradually getting lazier the longer you do it
Is there a word for this particular phenomenon?

>>77550144
do you need any volunteers

>>77550073
8.5/10.
Nice beard.

I like this addition

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>>77550100
yes
>>77550109
thank you

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>>77550132
hi x ;3

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Stop gayposting

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>>77550132

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>>77550082

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Rate me

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>tfw patchy beard

>>77550195
>>77550082
a lot of Portuguese girls are gorgeousness

>tfw can't grow a beard

>>77550132
Wherever we go, we must also colonise.

>tfw red beard

>>77550202
Shave your fucking pubebeard nigger

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>>77550034
>>77550095
In my experience it's pretty much along the lines of "I hate outdoors and open spaces and silence scares me"

>>77550045
Look at this bad picture of an absolutely patrician rooster I saw at the state faire today.

>>77550207
cuck

>>77549995
most of the orange 50% is from masturbation over meaningless financial transactions and not actually productive enterprise though

>>77550202
Special needs/10.
Beard doesnt fit you, shave it.
Lips too big.
Acne.

Why you thought wearing a bicycle helmet was a good idea? never had female friends to help you take photos?

whenever I shave, I cant get the mustache stubble under my nose completely gone and it looks like I have a mexican stache

>tfw no japanese gf

>>77550202
Jesus christ end yourself

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do u love me?

>>77550215
i'd want a qt blonde brit grill, the accent is seductive tbqh x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4

is it too early for christmas songs

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>>77550241
no u

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>>77550249
it's a dire feeling

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>>77550240
Here's another

Post comfy songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWe5CKqGrTQ

>>77550240

Ive been wanting go go to the fair all week but my normie friends are too busy

>>77550251
Fuck off.

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>>77550215

>>77550253
never too early

>>77550226
/cum/ /cum/ as fast as you can
you have no gf; you're a gingerbeard man!

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>>77550232
No is special beard
>>77550246
Girls have cooties
>>77550250
I'm depression

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>>77550045
I missed the fair this year because my yupp friends didn't want to go

playing runescape while doing pull ups

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>>77550280

>>77550252
>>77550252
the grass is always greener I suppose
was in london the other day in the touristy bits, the amount of sexy portuguese I heard, weeeew

>>77550283
Oh
I take it back
I'm sorry

>>77550297
Go to bed Shawn.

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as a mexican is impossible for me to be depressed

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>tfw ramus is too short
why did I have to be born a jawlinelet

>>77550278
peng

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>>77550045
>Supreme Champion

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Who needs a girlfriend when you have anime

>>77550321
Yes, go drink and eat carne asada with friends and dont be the girl of the group that complains about his problems 24/7.

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>>77550301
:^)

>>77550306
I hear that most big city in Limeytown are FUBAR but most of the small towns are prime comfy. Is this true?

Coming to the realization that I look like one of those ugly people from the kek pictures. Oh well.

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>>77550268

>>77550347
ewww

Why are there no blonde or ginger men in porn?

>>77550317
my name is

I'm legitimately the most handsome poster

>>77550347

I mean they are ugly but their biggest problem is that they look unclean you know

Just keep good care of yourself and it wont happen to you

>>77550268
I like this one, I would eat it's tendies

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>I watch porn

cooking up dope with the uzi

>>77550158
no

>>77550382
Thank you for trying to keep my spirits up friend.

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tick-tock Drumpfy

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>how do you prevent milk in bags from bursting in your parking enforcement device used to immobilize a car until it can be towed or a fine is paid (a.k.a. “a wheel clamp”)?

if i was raised in canada id be a milk bag hellion and go around with a long needle, poking unsuspecting peoples milkbags as they were leaving the supermarket

Anyone here ever held a girls hand?

alright, which one of you invited /brit/

>>77550273
The state faire is until the 30th if youre near sac. It's price gouging though but the motocross was fucking awesome one of the moto guys won like 9 Xgames medals and they do backflips and shit.

>>77550388
Breading chickens is an art form and you can win awards for it. The rooster competitions are my favorite there are some extremely handsome breeds out there.

I want to get into it. My chickens are a bunch of different breeds but I might end up getting select roosters to start.

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>you missed out on high school sweetheart
>you missed out on summer romance
>you missed out on college gf
>the best you can hope for now is secret office fling that you know will never happen

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>>77550423

>>77550413
who even has an alarm clock that lasts ~8 years?

>>77550423
i hugged a girl once...

>>77550431

I could go

but I dont want to go all by myself

>>77550427
/brit/ was going thru a serious spell of thread–splitting autism of early editions.

>>77550423
A girl held my hand once and remarked that I have soft hands
She also kissed me on the cheek once as a prank haha

>>77550452
Was it your mom?

>>77550420
Everyone knows Canadians sneak across the border for cheap milk.

>>77550423
Yes, but it was my friend's girlfriend.

>>77550423
yes

>>77550439
no i didn't

>>77550420
you're off the chain my son

>>77550382
Being right wing makes you unclean.

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>>77550344
vaguely true, London is still great to be honest. Scotland and Wales aren't really touched by it but yea some cities in England are terrible.
Still loads of comfy places though like the cotswolds, cumbria, lake district etc. Bath is one of the decent big cities

>>77550446
Good goy, keep lying to yourself.

*peeks at /cum/ then goes back to sleep*

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me on the right

If I'm a KV but have hugged girls before and had girls hug me, is there still hope for me?

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>>77550463
All of this happened to me except it wasn't even a prank
She was just a genuinely friendly girl

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I'm legitimately the most handsome poster

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alri gayers

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SHOOBEEWOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77550427
it's like 3am and /brit/ is just terrible at the moment (some might say always) and this a comfy enough alternative

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>>77550483

>>77550483
t. mexicano

>boy
What is that hat insinuating

>>77550427
myself

>tfw it may take hundreds of years to fight back against islamist invaders, just like last time

>>77550488

They didnt have a different color?

>>77550423
once in drama class when I was 11, but everyone had to do it as a group exercise

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the gf

>>77550528
lol apparently not

>>77550514
Is it gay to fuck a man with a vagina

>>77550508
>Receding hairline
Don't think so Paco

>>77550488
>bath
>big city

M8 have you ever been there?

wondering if i should post a pic of myself but i look like a goofball

>>77550539
yes

>>77550509
keep it in brit

>>77550545
yea im from London/Canterbury but visited a few times, seemed pretty grand with their architecture and that

>>77550546
since you don't have redditflags, go ahead
no one will recognize you later

>>77550547
how so?

>>77550546
Do it.

No one will make fun of you, everyone here is ugly.

>>77550526
>tfw Americans will be replaced by another race just like last time

>>77550539
>man with a vagina
That's called a woman you backwards bigot

>>77550514
She looks better than (you)

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>>77550526
Our childrens children's children's children will know freedom

>>77550563
it's a guy

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>>77550456
Aww

I recommend a discord group. I've been meeting a bunch of locals through the political ones lately.

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>>77550047
Is Kev causing problems?

dont you guys ever feel bad knowing you will never have a 10/10 girlfriend

>>77550573
Yeah but it has a vagina

>>77550545
A big city is anything above 20,000 mate. What shithole mega city do you live in?

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>>77550532

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>>77550570
>>77550569

>>77550580

I tried reddit of all places for my small city but even that had barely anybody

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kanji

>>77550559
>keep it in brit
No, fuck off, paki cunt

>yea im from London
paki confirmed

>>77550593
>20,000
>big

>>77550573
he has no dick though.

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MAGA

>>77550599
WEW

I have a date with a g*rl in 29 minutes

>>77550593
>A big city is anything above 20,000 mate.
Lel. Don't be silly now.

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>>77550624
that sucks hahaha a fag

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>>77550561
>>77550565

here, >inb4 cut your hair. this picture was from April and I don't have long hair anymore

also guess my ethnicity

>>77550610
parts of london are very white

>>77550612
I admit I haven't ever been to a city larger than 50,000. I can't even wrap my head around how much space it must use up.

>>77550603
Discord is awesome if you are willing to get on voice. It basically cured my depression when I really needed to talk to someone as I was living alone in the middle of nowhere.

>>77550624
don't screw it up

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>>77550508
not even close

>>77550641
Turk or Greek.

>>77550645
parts of every shithole diverse city are white lmao, there are white parts of fucking detroit and DC

>>77550641
1/64th """""first" "nations""""""
or spanish

>>77550641
wtf ur handsome fuck off

>>77550641
that's not even big hair

>handsome pepo calling themselves ugly

Now I'm pissed.

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vv

>>77550687
That black charm.

just noticed a bunch of cops are outside my complex
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>>77550673
Thanks anon, i'm a virgin too

>>77550677
doesn't look like it this pic but it was long even for me

>>77550669
>>77550663
Portuguese (both sides of family)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWk4SUybij8

>>77550645
You're a paki though.

>>77550711
They're coming for your guns.

>>77550687
T'was the witch of November come stealing.

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>>77550686
This!

Fuck Handsome men

>>77550711
Delete your loli folder

>>77550686
is this a MDE reference?

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>parts of London are very white

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Why is it impossible to obtain a nerdy gf who is not an uggo

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>>77550646
Nfl and Lab. or N.S.
[image not related]

>>77550733
A what reference?

>>77550757
Hey that's my area. I posted that pic a few weeks ago. Come visit anon

>>77550755
Cause all nerds are beat.

>>77550755
Because that's a small group and you're not the alpha male of your crowd. You're not as attractive or charming as lots of people she could easily get.

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>>77550755
Why is it so hard to obtain a weeb gf?

>>77550762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
at 1:27, but the whole video is good

>>77550757
What are you asking?
I'm from Nova Scotia, I've never been to Halifax once and the largest city I've been to was Charlottetown

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i dont like this thread

>>77550773
I've aviophobia man, it looks properly nice tho. I'm guessing Seskatchewan or Manitoba.

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>>77550785
they never leave the house

>>77550783
Painfully true for most people.

>>77550800
Good guess, I'm actually in Southern Ontario, in the tobacco belt.

i deserve a gf

>>77550783
so in summary: girls are shallow

>>77550646
Redneck motherfucker, stay far away from cities, we don't want you, in fact we actively hate and make fun of flyover yokels

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why are Mexicans so short lmoa

>>77550838
And so are you. Why don't you settle for an uggo nerd.

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Rate my out of season picture

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>Redneck motherfucker, stay far away from cities, we don't want you, in fact we actively hate and make fun of flyover yokels

>>77550789
Holy shit Sam Hyde is fantastic.

>>77550838
Yeah, and so are you.

>>77550862
>settle for an uggo nerd
Is that what you're doing in Japan then, Brad?

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fucking dragons hoarding all the good loot

>>77550865

I wish I didnt live below the snowline

>>77550881
I'm on my vacation. My gf is literally asleep, spooning me right now.

>>77550869
i know right?


cops left. i hardly even had to shoot them

lol my college roommate's name was Brad

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>>77550853

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why is cum so r9k today?

too many white knights ITT

>>77550896
Pic with timestamp or you're a deceitful, English-teaching, virgin nonce.

>>77550911
need a gf

>>77550911
every day
I know because I'm always the one that starts it

GUYS i'm NOT JOKING anymore I really need a gf!

chubby 23 year old weeb girl

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>it doesn't snow where he lives

>>77550934
stop.
you're traumatizing me

>>77550755
>nerdy girls who aren't uggo
>real
lmao

today is my ex birthday

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>>77550889
Looks great but it can be pretty inconvenient when the snow hits really hard

Still fucking hot here in the summertime tho

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>>77550931
H-hi

>>77550934
If it gets hotter than 25 degrees
They're subhuman.

Sorry for neglecting to post all day guys

>>77550337
Nonvirgins?

>>77550960
it used to be your birthda, but now it isn't anymore?

Strange

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idk what you fags are talking about.

i know the greasiest looking dudes and obese 20 year olds that had gfs.

>>77550916
>sleeping at 11:21am on vacation
Proxyfags can't even roleplay properly

>>77550909
MacArthur Park isn't safe after dark

https://ghostmice.bandcamp.com/track/trust-your-desires

was thinking about purchasing Phenibut for my social anxiety. Thoughts, buds?

>>77550995
>not taking midday nap on vacation
fag

women shouldn't be allowed to choose who they have sex with

>>77551015
Agreed

>>77551011
You forgot to put the flag back on!

Met a lot of weeb girls that wanted to get me into anime and they were all unattractive.

>>77551008
i suggest trying to overcome your anxiety by learning to be braver.
it's worked for me for the most part
i'd never suggest consuming substances to solve your problem

https://youtu.be/V-Tm0NUGQqU

>>77550911
You're one to talk Ryan

>>77550990

i think we all know the reason we dont have gfs isnt because of how we look

>>77550916
I don't want to wake her up with that shit.
>>77550995
I'm on board with you. I always wake up early but people I travel with seem to want to sleep until 1400.

>>77551061
speak for yourself

>>77551049
I've tried everything, bud. You can't fight social autism

women are simply incapable of rational thought and should be treated as such

>>77551083
i could

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Anon! Time for supper! Make sure to finish this time!

Do I brush my teeth before bed or not?

>>77551066
You can't take a picture without waking her up? You're really committed to this lie, aren't you, Bradley?

>>77551096
what a horribly reddit post

>>77551074
post your ugly mug

>>77551096
>various rocks

>>77551105
always and remember to floss, anon

>>77551094
yeah well you're not me

/cum/ doesn't need anymore /soc/ today.

>>77551096
century egg, escargot, truffles and stuffed caviar stuffed mushrooms (?)
now THAT is a high class meal
not enough grain for my taste tho

>>77551126
i believe in you, bud

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>>77551115
>>77551139
>>77551118
What sweetie? Don't you like your food? You can have this instead if you want!

>>77551110
You're really committed to believing someone couldn't possibly just not want to be arsed to prove to some anonymous shitter that he's really who he is.

haven't posted today before now
dunno how much time henrico has been spending on /r9k/

>>77551139
but anon, i've already given up. It's okay to give up sometimes when you can't fix things that you cannot control. It was meant to be this way for me unfortunately

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>F {rsx::thread} class std::system_error thrown: device or resource busy: device or resource busy

>>77551139
>>77551096
actually, i don't think those are truffles.
idk what they are. they look like some kind of fungus to me tho. like those molds you find on the side of dead trees

>>77551147
this actually looks very good
would eat

>>77551157
i think you should keep trying

>>77551148
Only when that "someone" is—at best—a shitposting, English-teaching, skill-bereft nonce trying to score interwebz points, or—at worst—a shitposting, skill-bereft, proxyfag, NEET nonce who lives in a fantasy.

>>77551157
sometimes you need to accept some small faults and learn to make them work in your favor

>>77551175
i think you shOULD FUCK OFF

>>77551175
>truffles, not fungus

Give me a song to dedicate to this grill im dating please

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if a woman marries a man who has custody over his kids and helps raise his kids is she a cuck?

>>77551189
it's out of my control, autists weren't meant for socializing

>>77551206
https://youtu.be/PJauawPKNm0

>>77551206
You want it in English or Spanish

>>77551183
The fake Jap poster is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a nip, dicklet, nuke-baby, slant, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an English teacher or proxy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>77551206

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

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Anyone have any tips for overcoming an alcohol?

Don't say "AA", because I can't do that. Either I'm fixing it myself or I'm not fixing it at all.

>>77551206
DES

>>77551196
truffles are a specific kind of fungus. i think these are a different kind of fungus
work on your English skills

>>77551238
Don't drink

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>>77551215

my wifes husband helps us raise our son, so i dont see the problem

>>77551238
what is the reason you drink in the first place?

I'm going to learn Korean

>>77551263
That makes him a cuck but has nothing to do with my question you Argie fuck

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>>77551273

>>77551238
people at AA don't tie you down and keep you from drinking.
you're still the only one responsible for your addiction

sealab 2021 = harvey birdman > athf = squidbillies > World Peace > Space Ghost > anime >>>>>>>>>> tom goes to the mayor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> live action adult swim

>>77551284
What's wrong with learning Korean?

>>77551282
i dont care. here, have a nice song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwJGN-T4kaM

>>77551234
there's no difference we both know the two languajes, but english is prefered

>>77551294

reddit incarnate

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*crashes your bar-mitzvah*

>>77551299
>learning a language spoken in one worthwhile country

>>77551294
The Brak show goes to the very top also

>>77551316
Yeah but Koreans are cool

my mom never pays taxes, is it bad if she starts doing that now?

>>77551311
white people look so effortlessly badass

>>77551294
idk what athf is, but i don't think squidbillies should be above World Peace

>>77551243
thinking of chaga, brochacho?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inonotus_obliquus

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>>77551323
>they'll be extinct before whites
Ayy

>>77551303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gRiWWcBKvs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBNUkTUehnc
these are two songs im a fan of that are kinda romantic

>>77551338
no, Annosus or Armillaria
but looking at pictures for these two makes me unsure.
most likely im' just wrong about what the bottom left items are

>>77551238
>AA

AA is for quitters. Are you a quitter, anon?

Seriously though, spend much less time around others that drink. If you are a drunk shut in, can't help ya.

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>>77551183
I'm not going to make a timestamp because I'd wake her up. I'm annoyed with myself for trying this hard.

>>77551340
i hate this kind of statistic
there will always be successful people who have 5+ kids.
the population will AT WORST shrink to a smaller stable amount.
never will it reach zero (without genocide)

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i'd say learn korean if you're goal is to just learn basic korean. and you'd be happy just knowing basic korean in your life.

what kinda korean stuff do you like?

>>77551413
I like Korean television

>>77551391
west coast confirmed
why do you have a japan proxy?

>>77551391
You said you were spooning, anon. What you are really doing is jetpacking, though

>>77551411
>being this much of a brainlet
Weak small populations get absorbed by others and cease to be a unique ethnicity

New

>>77551437
>>77551437
>>77551437

>>77551429
? It's my computer. Why would I change the time on my computer if I'm just on vacation.

>>77551430
>What you are really doing is jetpacking, though
This is very funny.