cat in a shoebox edition
>>77549122
sorry I meant storage box, silly me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-cdi8mAZes
free world boss
3 brit threads at once
insanity
madness
doing a read
https://www.buzzfeed.com/aramroston/hes-spent-almost-20-years-funding-the-racist-right-it?utm_term=.qv2Kbp47w#.bjyVXWKBR
Master and Commander is probably my favourite film ever
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
>>77549181
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>77549192
Don't get that film
>>77549192
But its SO boring lol and what's with the gay relationship?
>>77549189
Shan't
>>77549192
don't forget your old shipmate is a banging tune
>>77549181
2 now
Do you think it'll ever be possible to just "kill" the Internet?
obama the house niggre
>>77549233
It would be extremely painful
genuinely no need to play a video game other than skyrim
>>77549233
*double taps tim berners-lee in the head*
there we go, every webpage ever should disappear in the next 30 mins
>>77549264
I got bored of it very quickly. Though I still reinstall it a couple times a year, mod it to look stunning and then uninstall it again.
>>77549289
for queen and country
>>77549264
disagree
>The London Experience
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79c_1470363345
>>77549289
FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE
>>77549218
>>77549220
Please be in Hampstead
>>77549264
GTA V*
>doing a read
>buzzfeed
oh dear
>>77549310
Obsessed
>>77549310
haha banter
>>77549315
Alri bender
>>77549311
All men ... are NOT created equal! Some are born swifter afoot, some with greater beauty, some are born into poverty and others born sick and feeble. Both in birth and upbringing, in sheer scope of ability every human is inherently different;
Yes that is why people discriminate against one another, which is why there is struggle, competition and the unfaltering march of progress. Inequality is not wrong, equality is. What of the E.U. which made equality a right? Rabble politics by a popularity contest. The Chinese Federation with its equal distribution of wealth? A nation of lazy dullards.
But not our beloved Britannia, we fight, we compete, evolution is continuous. Britannia alone moves forward, advancing steadily into the future. Even the death of my son, Clovis, demonstrates Britannia's unswerving commitment to progress. We will fight on, we shall struggle, compete, plunder and dominate, and in the end, the future shall be ours. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
can't believe it's been over a year since brexit
i remember it like it was yesterday
more like constant source of dismay
wearing socks
>>77549264
norfolk on suicide watch
>>77549333
alri Abdu Rahij
I think I have alzheimer's.
>>77549289
for queen and country
(should be king tho)
i think i have alzheimer's.
>>77549374
not taking sides, just seems like they were having a good laugh
I think I have alzheimer's.
Stubble makes me look fat
>>77549402
nah ur just fat regardless
>could have been born when Britain was a superpower and being a heterosexual white male was good for you
>was instead born in the late 20th century and had to grow up in the 21st century when Britain is in its decline and white men are reviled by everyone, including many white men
talk about bad luck
>>77549398
Literally rasheed. They are intimidating an old man, in a pack, like apes, screaming in his ear to a point he has to tell them it hurts, telling them his god is not real.
They're just animals, they can't help themselves.
>>77549372
howling
can you imagine if norfolk was a desert
I think I have alzheimer's.
>>77549415
5'11
75kg
imagine being so thick you actually read buzzfeed
"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."
going to sleep
goodnight
>>77549233
if you severed some of the major arteries where data flows you could do some major disruption
>>77549475
'kin ell lad it's not like the matrix
>>77549436
;(
wish i'd been born about 1903 tbf
too young to fight in ww1
too old to fight in ww2
max comfy
@ 77549442
right okay then mate
*walks away and talks to >>77549457*
well if you say so
>>77549310
He's provoking them though?
>>77549436
convinced being born british today rather than two centuries ago means you fucked up in a past life
>>77549469
so if i love wanking to tranny porn it wouldn't be tragic if i died doing it, and my mother had to walk in to my apartment to that scene
>>77549463
buzzfeed news is actually good though
>>77549498
bent
>>77549495
Karma. :)
>>77549487
it's true though. if you cut the transatlantic cables people in europe wouldn't be able to connect to servers in america and vice versa
I think I have alzheimer's.
>>77549522
>transatlantic cables
>>77549509
it was an example
>>77549493
No he isn't he is defending his views to a crowd of people who are ridiculing him. It would be quite easy to walk past, that's what I do when I see people preaching in the street.
>>77549323
>>77549463
i don't usually but that article is good
>>77549508
you're as hungry for attention as you are thick
here's your reply...
>>77549563
bad implants?
>>77549488
nah being born in the early 20th century would have been pretty bad too
imagine watching your country decline quickly before your eyes over your lifetime. you leave this earth on a sour note.
best life-span would have been right after Napoleon's defeat and maybe dying just after Victoria (if you're lucky to live that long). you get to watch Britain get better and better before you die, and don't have to watch the big decline after WWI.
>>77549469
saved this pic into my inspo folder
it's not really inspo tho
he's just good looking lol
do poor people only have themselves to blame for their failings?
>>77549601
>when you hate women so much you become gay
>>77549614
being poor isn't a failure if they still can provide for their family. if they spend all their money on cell phones and video games and rely on the state to feed their family then it'd shameful, but not really a failure
>>77549621
don't even hate womyn
>“Oh now! “, says the sergeant “I’ll have no such chat
>And I neither will take it from spalpeen or brat
>For if you insult me with one other word
>I’ll cut off your heads in the morning ”
>And then Arthur and I we soon drew our hods
>And we scarce gave them time for to draw their own blades
>When a trusty shillelagh came over their heads
>And bade them take that as fair warning
>And their old rusty rapiers that hung by their side
>We flung them as far as we could in the tide
>“Now take them out, Divils! “, cried Arthur McBride
>“And temper their edge in the morning “.
>And the little wee drummer we flattened his pow
>And we made a football of his rowdeydowdow
>Threw it in the tide for to rock and to row
>And bade it a tedious returning
>And we having no money, paid them off in cracks
>And we paid no respect to their two bloody backs
>For we lathered them there like a pair of wet sacks
>And left them for dead in the morning.
>And so to conclude and to finish disputes
>We obligingly asked if they wanted recruits
>For we were the lads who would give them hard clouts
>And bid them look sharp in the morning.
>Oh me and my cousin, one Arthur McBride
>As we went a walkin’ down by the seaside,
>Now mark what followed and what did betide
>For it being on Christmas morning.
Greatest anti-recruitment choon of all time lads.
is this lad here
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/filename/cunt tip/
>>77549587
Spanish Flu as well.
>ihatewomen9.png
>don't even hate womyn
l
>>77549673
Yes
come on Rose don't leave me hanging
>>77549614
No, they should blame a capitalist system which treads on the poor whilst people like the Queen gets millions in benefits and wealthy bankers get bonuses whether or not the economy does good or bad, whilst the lower classes have to deal with austerity and the politicians say that we're all in it together but they'll retire when they turn 50 and just came back from a month long holiday in the Alps.
>>77549614
no
you can't control the situation, economic, society you're born into
most things in life are out of our hands
>>77549718
shameful shilling tbqh, uninstall this tripe
>>77549706
lol
want a british gf
how do i find one here in yankland
>>77549727
tried to read this post but it just seemed like a lot of Russell Brand buzzwords
How many pints do I have to drink before I achieve pintman mode?
>>77549718
what is this
>>77549741
What do you want me for?
>>77549718
what app
>>77549742
put a pinch of sage in your boots
you don't get to bring friends
>>77549660
kek
it'd be a shame if this womyn is short
>>77549736
Yeah mate I'm being paid to shill on /brit/
>>77549766
>>77549767
Bumble. Hasn't really done anything for me but the girls look nice.
>>77549767
I don't know. that image and filename has been ingrained in my brain for months for some reason. who is the person in it and why is it called cunt tip
Feels great being tall bearded and handsome
Have all these uni interns at work and whenever I come around and talk to them can see the girls get visibly flustered and googley eyed at me
One of them told me I'm the crush of the office
>>77549815
no i'm talking about bumble shilling you silly
>>77549727
>we need mo money fo dem programz
>>77549822
He is a cunt and tips his hat
can't decide whether i'm a nationalist or communist lads
>>77549727
>the Queen gets millions in benefits
True but if we had to buy all the land the crown estate rightfully owns it would bankrupt the government
>wealthy bankers get bonuses whether or not the economy does good or bad
The economy has nothing to do with bankers jobs. They only get bonuses if they as individuals and their desk make money. Its a business like any other
>but they'll retire when they turn 50
Majority of politicians are over 50
169cm, glad i'm not a manlet.
stella cox chebs
>Feels great being tall bearded and handsome
>Have all these uni interns at work and whenever I come around and talk to them can see the girls get visibly flustered and googley eyed at me
>One of them told me I'm the crush of the office
>>77549742
Are you black? If not you need not apply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blvoRFIPwM8
WTF malcolm X is literally hitler
>>77549831
yeah, pretty much the same here
i'm tall, handsome and recently bearded.
womyn are acting so much different now I have a beard.
weird 2bh
>>77549813
>>77549903
>>77549878
>>77549927
Fuck off back to brit/pol/
>>77549927
that's a long trip
told my girl shauniqua to stay away from the pink dick
>>77549870
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-wing_nationalism
Things that made me happy today:
did a proper nice long fart - the kind that feels good when they come out
sold 6k cannonballs on Runescape
smoked a zoot
hope the chinese invade us sooner rather than later
>>77549956
i really hope you didn't make them cannonballs
that's just solid exp waste man.
>>77549813
She's about 5'10
No tits though, or arse
if I suck you off will you cum
Why are you still up?
>>77549975
>freckles
dropped
she trusted obamacare to operate on her eyebrows. sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR372jg9g8
nice... thread you've got here
it'd be a shame if something were to... happen to it
>>77549945
Pour vous
>>77549970
afkable money senpai
>>77549927
>>77549975
who is she
she is so pretty ffs
>>77549927
hope they peck out her eyes
>>77550003
is google down
would not get into a relationship with a model
that level of ego-affirmation she'd probably get every single minute means she wouldn't even need me to make her feel good about herself, she has social media and thousands of orbiters and interested Chads to do that
need a homely 6/10 gf honestly, or a qt religious girl
>>77549942
No
>>77549878
>They only get bonuses if they as individuals and their desk make money.
imagine being this naive
decided to fix my sleep schedule so went to bed early at 11:45pm
i have been lying in bed with my eyes closed for the last 2.75 hours and am still awake
it was actually the longest ive ever gone doing nothing
its been so long i am now hungry as fuck and hungerpangs have destroyed any hope of sleep
FUCK
i cant believe this has happened
>>77549927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0
>>77549727
>the bankers the bonuses
>>77550041
dont care
*rick rolls you*
>>77550002
wtf u made them cannonballs
wtf u doing u spacker
exp > money
that smithing exp is also irrelevant as there's blast furnace and zero time exp from smouldering stones
christ stop being bad at the game
t. level 126 with 350m total exp
What's David Cameron doing these days?
>>77550003
Jessica Clements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD84vrw6fF0
i think Hiro should filter the word "nigger" desu
maybe filter it to "human" or "PoC", or perhaps "gaijin" to keep with the weeaboo theme
Opinions?
thinking about shooting him an email about it
>>77550106
gaijin would be funny
ah yes... an infestation of tripfags...
>>77550106
hello nigger
>>77550106
hello human
>>77550089
jesus is the reason for the season
>>77549982
Drinking and listening to some Gustavo Santaolalla.
Made a chicken sandwich but had not butter or marg so used Guinness Sauce as a spread instead. It was okay.
>>77550089
works in a chippy
>>77550129
absolute twat
>>77550106
*presses the button*
*a trapdoor opens beneath your feet, sending you hurtling down into the runt pit with an almighty crash*
*your proposal papers float slowly down onto your injured body*
it's a no from me
what is the most degenerate subculture?
i know there's lots of weird depraved sexual ones, but to me, i can't help but think of rastafarian dreadlocks stoner culture as being one of the most degenerate on the earth
>>77550089
rake in the millions doing speeches for multi-national corporations
>>77550003
https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/62263-jessica-clements/?page=14
>>77550129
absolute twaht
>>77550129
Bet he regrets giving the plebs a referendum now. Not sure how he didn't think literally every part of the tory supporting press wouldn't tell their base to vote exit.
>>77550175
leftism
>>77550028
Imagine being this ignorant
All conditioned phenomena arise and cease in accordance with their own nature and are inherently empty, lacking any sense of self.
>>77550106
imagine the shitstorm on /pol/
>>77550175
/brit/
>>77550197
not a subculture
>>77550190
>>77550168
fuck off yanks you dont understand british culture
sheds are comfy and a key part of being man
>>77550042
why did I have to suffer from depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4
doing a listen
>>77550213
proof?
>>77550106
gaijin would be pretty good
doing a read
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/07/24/an-unusually-aggressive-brooklyn-squirrel-that-attacked-five-people-may-have-rabies/?utm_term=.8aea8217684b
what is the average /brit/poster like?
i can't imagine a so-called normie coming here
all tripcunts are brain damaged
https://youtu.be/kuUgjGo4t48
https://youtu.be/kuUgjGo4t48
https://youtu.be/kuUgjGo4t48
microsoft instructional videos: https://www.microsoft.com/net/core#windowsvs2017
vs google instructional videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxRvEZd3Mw
hope microsoft makes a comeback and google crumbles, they just creep me the fuck out
waking up for work in 2 hours haha
>>77550237
it's too big an umbrella, would be too dense, too packed with people of varying cultures and identities.
how do we know we aren't currently in a dream?
/comfy knife-making videos/
>>77550259
you haven't even watched this yet
what happened to YKTD
>>77550289
we're in a collective dream
>>77550289
"i think therefore i am"
-plato, 2000BC
such a shit thread
>>77550289
Take ket and k-hole, m80
>>77550216
One of the seasons is full of feels and incredibly poignant. 6,7 or 8 I can't remember which but it's some of the best TV the British have ever made and some of my favourite ever.
>>77550319
literally every good post in this thread was made by me
really fantastic thread I want to show it to my dad
>>77550308
ahh yes communism
>>77550216
Why don't the BBC make fun stuff like this anymore. There was something endearing about how shit the sets and costumes were.
communism scares me
think it's because of all the scary red colours they use haha
alri derbyshire's dad x
>>77550304
>what happened to YKTD
He's gone now ;__;
>>77550331
what's it like, Shaman?
tucking into a bounty
>>77550370
>brit/pol/ tripfag meetup on Roblox
honestly not surprised at this point
>keeps visiting my profile
>isn't liking me
These badoo slags are getting right on my left tit lads
>>77550362
Because they prefer safe, middle-class comedy like Miranda and that fucking fat chinky-looking cunt.
They cancelled Lee's Comedy Vehicle, which was the only real sort of edge comedy in BBC had
>>77550405
she's playing hard to get
>>77550405
>badoo
i'm subscribed to alex jones and i never watch his videos. i just think he's funny sometimes.
i speak for 90% of the infowars subscribers.
Arse is in tatters after the emergency poo I just had.
brit/pol/ is cancer
>>77550424
its Tinder for ugly/autistic men and fat women
opinions on midnight snacks?
please answer ASAP
*walks at you*
>>77550424
Something to add, Bruce?
what's your fetish?
tfw feet
>>77550443
it's comfier and slower than /brit/ but they don't seem to have interesting discussions since they all agree with each other
>>77550459
Not attractive.
I invite you all to come over to /cum/ for a spell
>>77549995
/brit/ threads are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalised.
Nearly Headless Nick's nearly headless dick.
>>77550465
inches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FE5tHPFYc
where do autists even get these uniforms
>>77550465
willy willy bum bum
>>77550470
>Not attractive.
I am.. NOT to be TOUCHED!
*injects /brit/ into my eyes*
Ahh yes papa needs...
>>77550487
its more like someone getting used to a parasitic growth on their body
really want a burrito
>>77550499
Surplus stores, ebay or Chinese made replicas
>>77550533
*unzips*
got a nice long burrito for you here big boy
LOL
>>77550512
I/m attracted to people's personalities and souls duckling, not superficial things like looks. x3
>>77550533
Good fucking call lad that's what I'll do for lunch
>>77550533
Had burritos on the weekend they were muy good.
>>77550556
me too how come i dont make the news
>>77550556
why don't they just get bloodhounds
prime minister selfie.... me timothy james byrne in my house at 10 downing street.... swipe down....
>>77550601
Because faggotry is normal in your country and these dogs aren't faggots.
>>77550567
Enjoy your diarrhea.
>>77550613
Would be sniffing every girls fanny then,
>>77550622
fuck off foy
powell was kind of a hypocrite
>>77550630
>fuck off foy
lolno
>Reminder
*pulls out gun*
>>77550622
god yank """banter""" is abysmal
got to have respect for this lad desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA5inszObMo
>>77550617
Teddy's always got the swiper
Mum won $3,933 dollars on the poker machines yesterday lads.
>>77550664
enjoyed this post
pic related: me enjoying your post
>>77550682
yeah I'm sure he definitely said this lol
>>77550628
I never understood this meme. Do yanks have extremely weak digestive systems, absolute shit tier food or both?
>>77550694
grim
hate corbynites, not racist just don't like em simple as, love pints
>>77550694
What is that about 3 weeks of cigarettes and seagram's?
>>77550708
This desu. People say that to me whenever I eat Mexican food, wtf is wrong with their stomachs that they literally can't eat meat beans and cheese?
>>77550694
some old geezer from yorkshire went to las vegas and $2 million in a poker tournament recently
>>77550708
Taco Bell meat is not 100% real meat, in fact it's probably not even 50%.
>>77550645
>>77550645
>>77550645
>>77550717
>>77550745
I've eaten taco bell on several occasions before on holiday and had no problems whatsoever.
None of you seem to understand.
I'm not locked in here with you...YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
*janny restrains me as I lurch towards you*
>>77550682
the dalai lama was a slave owning feudalistic theocrat
glad tibet got annexed to china
>>77550736
the entire thing is fueled by hatred and leaving out yanks seems disingenuous or at least that the author was british
making a snack
*shows you my fanny*
>>77550749
they are though
fuck off
HoWlInG
SCREAMING
GuFfaWiNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM
>>77550736
literally makes no sense
why would a parochial brit be in favour of fabianism
>they are though
>>77550760
I would not eat Taco Bell on principle as it represents American Imperialism to me.
Would eat McDonalds though since their restaurants put a maple leaf on their big M street signs.
>>77550770
>buttering before toasting
>>77550797
they are if you ignore the black and brown area though
>>77550776
what's the significance of the capitalized letters?
pls respond
>>77550739
I'm making it myself too. Meat, kidney beans, tomato sauce, veg, spices and some cheese. How is that concoction supposed to give you diarrhea?
>>77550806
I wouldn't usually either, but when in Rome.
ever done anything really mischievous?
Could someone Vocaroo themselves saying "pip pip cheerio" please?
I'll draw them a personalized picture of a cat girl in MSpaint.
>>77550770
>British appliances
Why does your country look like it's stuck in the fucking 70's? Go look at the average British kitchen compared to a yank one
(Brits literally have their washing machines in their kitchen, and often don't even have dishwashers, only Romania in Europe has loweer dishwasher ownership)
>>77550819
adds a certain panache and flair, my boy
t. gimmick pro
>>77550821
yeah mum asked me to microwave some food for 1 minute the other day, but I only put it in for 59 seconds
Does /Brit/ like feet?
>>77550833
Hey, my old house had a washer and dryer in the kitchen. There's nothing wrong with that.
If it works, it works. Don't knock it.
>>77550821
I once told the cashier I had $1.00 of 5 cent candies when I actually had $1.05.
>>77550822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ChgdduC8Nd
>>77550845
need some kstew toes
>>77550837
Yeah, it did look very stylized.
Hey I was the guy who started up the "just got my 23&me back" gimmick.
Were you there for that one?
you know, tim would be really easy to burgle
shame the only thing worth it in his house is the guitar
>>77550863
>>77550874
we don't like tripfags here btw
couldnt find the Welsh honey
having to make do with Sainsburys ownbrand
>>77550872
I'd steal that moose.
>>77550845
Don't see the attraction to feet 2bh.
>>77550859
Good enuff for me
>>77550879
Every board and general says that
does tim just eat alone at a restaurant?
how sad
>>77550900
Please delete the image, I didn't want anything in return.
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>77550913
who took the picture
>>77550894
Not even Sabrina the teenage witches?
>>77550913
I eat alone at restaurants
>>77550894
>>77550928
forgot pic
http://www.psypost.org/2017/07/study-suggests-autistic-people-greater-risk-radicalized-49362
hmmm
>>77550927
camera on a timer
Used to have a massive crush on Selena Gomez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scrXb2qVrCU
>>77550927
teddy
>>77550951
>study suggests
So as always, its nothing.
>>77550951
studies suggest that I'm going to turn your jaw into fine powder
cunts