/brit/

USA

janny isn't gonna like this

>>77548261
janny can eat shit out of my arse

I'll raise a glass when the finally turn charlie gard off
waste of time and money

Wish I were a postman delivering parcels in the English countryside.

>>77548270
fair point

>>77548275
alright Pat calm down

>>77548296
Wish I had a black and white cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI

THEY CALL ME RORKE
THEY CALL ME RASHEED

Oh dear

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We need one more

Any other anti-contact MAPs here?

>>77548470
v&

stop posting in this thread

Any other full contact MAPs out there

i used to work in chicago in a department store
i used to work in chicago i did but i don't anymore

>>77548488
*fully contacts your arse*

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The Geordy Sponsors' edition.

>>77548108
>>77548108
>>77548108
>>77548108

all in here

Why does the UK government allow /Brit/ to exist?

>>77550997
not for long

babestation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESXgJ9-H-2U

CHHHOOOOM


i don't hate it tbqh

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I want to have martial sex with a British man in the missionary position.

so many talos statues in skyrim

>>77551036
kek

this thread was made 2 hours ago you fucks

>>77551050
MAKE a new

>>77551050
yeah and?

>>77551050

i did say recycle you new cunt

reply to this post or your mother will have a really good nights sleep and wake up feeling refreshed

>>77551043
>martial sex
Like, to the sound of goosestepping?

>>77551063
she ate my scotch eggs again so will not be having that

>>77551063
my mom has to wake up at 1 am to drive my sister to the airport so she's not gonna be refreshed

Scottish "people" should be Genocided

wank
then sleep
then /brit/
then eat
then repeat

Change of plan. I'm feeling incredibly lazy so I'm going to get Maccas instead

>>77551069
There could be that going on as well.

NEED a centrist surge

>>77551043
>martial
Drill them hard, yee?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500939744764.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500939744764.webm
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me and the gf

>>77551093
>he doesn't wank and /brit/ at the same time
Sad!

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>>77551036

>>77551114
I think your gf is male.

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gf just sent me this lads

>>77551134
looks rather young

mental to think that half of germany used to be commies

mental, i tell you, absolutely mental

mental to think that half of germany is turks

mental, i tell you, absolutely mental

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>>77551150
>used to be

>>77551150
the GDR was only around a third of Germany, not half

*clammy, humid summer*
don't blame me, i voted for gore

>>77551063
Pissed me off all day painting shite while I had to carry heavy things by what she painted and swanning about being a retard, the silly bint fannying about like a fucking space cadet. She won't be sleeping well anyway since she never does, and currently my spitefulness supersedes my concern for her. :)

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500934008334.webm

the gf

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So anon, why did you come and see me today?

>>77551179
I don't understand the woman in the front row seat staring at her phone. That's probably an exclusive event. Why not even pay a second of attention to the models?

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>>77551188
no fren

met an aussie today

he was wearing one of those cork hats

>>77551200
probably been there for a few hours

>>77551188
Can't stop wanking

*cums on u*

Oh looks like I'm cured.

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>>77551203
sem

Have you known anyone personally that did a 'cide?

Good mates mum hanged herself.

>>77551188
I want a British man to pour tea in his mouth for me to drink.

>>77551256
kid at school did, was on pretty good terms with him

>>77551256
no, but a girl who was in my year at school killed herself in some dumb shakespearean-esque attempt to get her boyfriend back

>>77551272
did it work

loling at the mad britshits over on the other thread xD

>>77551279
no she died

>>77551256
Mate blew his face off with a shotgun

Have another mate that kicked a football at summer camp and it hit a girl in the head and killer her. He's addicted to heroin now

Latvian lad that was in my class at school killed himself literally a couple of days ago

Don't know how or why because I don't talk to anyone from school any more but it's all over facebook

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Drinking Like Nigga Close Your Mouth Haha

>>77551300
girls are so dramatic

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gf in highschool offed herself now I have trust issues

>>77551304
>killed by a football
>wut.png
A football football or a handegg ball?

>>77551337
Soccer ball. She fell and hit her head on something after it hit her. She went brain dead

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>>77551256
gf did

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500813446404.webm

gf just sent me this

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Who /insomnia/ here?

>work at 8.30

kino tonight lads

so comfortable we're living in a bubble bubble

>>77551378
Fucking hot.

>25
>can only pull 20 year olds cause they don't think I look like a baby
>don't like the personalities of 20 year olds

Hmm

doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqDCrObl44

>>77551390
what kino

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>>77551378
Tell your gf thanks m8

>>77551423
Synecdoche, New York

>>77551434
signedodicodichodi

>>77551408
>>77551428
yea well shes taken so back off lads
the life erotic nicole

>>77551476
You're pretty cute. Do you have a gf?

>>77551476
H3H3!!!!!!!! I love that guy!!!

>>77551476
Is this from a /brit/ meetup ?

>>77551505
yeah

>>77551256
lad i knew did, it actually made national newspapers because he'd used MDMA the week before so they ran it as a b8 drugs scare story, when everyone that knew the guy personally knew that he was a manic depressive who'd tried multiple times

>>77551511
awesome, you'll had some fun?

>>77551476
we did it reddit

>>77551476
wheres hila

>>77551476
where is hila at

>>77551537
>>77551543
I think she's the one in the back doing the peace sign.

>>77551378
>finished after 1 minute 10 seconds
is this normal for girls?

>>77551476
Where are you Muslim suicide bombers???

wish hila was my gf

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any takers?

>>77551543
awful grammar

>>77551576
wish you was my gf

made a cheeky la

>>>/mu/74138629

>>77551476
What is this gay shit?

really want to feed hila a carrot

>>77551522
Shit was it this one?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/straight-as-student-killed-himself-6882501

>>77551505
>/brit/ meetup
Fucking cringing at these utter sad bastards.

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>>77551590
>/mu/

>>77551476
oy vey

>>77551599
lmao what a dumb cunt

>>77551599
yep

>>77551476
Are we supposed to know who these people are?

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/brit/ is a youtube personality fanboy general

>>77551612
i usually spam it with Kanye shit and they just lap it up, decided to do something different

I just want a huge British cock to fuck me silly, guys.

>>77551256
A lad in my school's brother did. Heard of another lads brother's suicide attempt where he jumped out the window and the rope was too long and he broke his legs LOL and had to wait for his parents to come back.

I've attempted it with pills once. Spent the whole night with an Adrenalin rush every time I nearly slipped off to sleep since my survival instinct kicked in and I knew if I gave in I'd die and it was an instinct I couldn't control so I jolted awake and repeated the process of nearly dying umpteen times. Had a headache for 2 days afterwards.

>>77551647
what pills lol

>>77551554
i think you're right, justin is there too

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>>77551631
I might know you then

>>77551647
That's not how it works. You don't have to be unconscious for a chemical process in your body to kill you, you simply didn't take something that would do the job.

>>77551696
bit freaky

lets agree to not carry on this conversation

>>77551696
>>77551631
You should kiss and let us watch

>>77551647
every word a lie

keep getting distracted whilst watching john wick 2

who else /struggles to finish watching films on your computer in one viewing unless it's REALLY good/ here?

>>77551721
bit gay

>>77551728
It takes me forever to watch anime so I don't.

Currently, it's taking me forever to finish watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia because the show is shit.

>>77551728
me

>>77551728
broke my brain from too much weed

>>77551599
state of british media

>>77548515
been there

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still sad

>>77551756
I have a feeling it's from abusing weed and psychedelics during my teen years as well as spending 18 hours a day on my arse in front of my laptop for many consecutive years haha

>>77551774
about what?

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>>77551799
need gf

feel so old and worthless

Why can't metaphorical ships travel along the coast?

Because they're not littoral

imagine being black

>>77551819
Stop

What do you reckon is a realistic way for me to move to Spain? Really need to move to the Basque Country and become a Spanish citizen

>>77551819
Greeks are littoral retards

aussies are shit

>>77551819
jesus christ

>>77551812
I am objectively a complete failure. Every week I reach a new level of worthlessness

>>77551832
>>77551827
>>77551823
all me

>>77551824
You don't "need" to at all, you fucking reddit cunt

British guys are the sexiest.

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>>77551824
>basque
enjoy your horse women

>>77551839
You are not worthless, lad. Perception is reality and you need a real inner awakening; something to fight for.

Wish I had time to help you.

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>>77551778
hheeehhhh

>>77551855
post boobies

Sex is fucking weird

watching videos of foreigners in asia
odd bunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChFz915iMUs

>>77551728
Watching films on your PC makes it far too tempting to tinker.

Try to sit out of arms reach of your keyboard and darken the room.

synagogue this saturday

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>>77551883
;)

>work at Gamestop
>guy and his girlfriend ask if we have the Switch
>we have them but I refuse to sell them
>go into the back and sit on my phone for a few minutes
>tell them no, try to sell them on a ps4 pro
>say they already have a ps4
>keep pushing it, guy cuts off my explanation, says thanks and leaves

This is why I hate you Nintenbabies. I have literally never sold a Shitch and I refuse to.

>>77551864
I agree that what I really lack is a cause/purpose. I've not been able to find one in all my life though aside from a few I am financial barred from. I've pushed through for almost 10 years now despite everything but I've honestly just reached breaking point. I haven't really had any hope for a long time, but now I'm losing the will to even try.

>>77551849
>>77551861
Yes I do need it, my gf lives there and she's not native Basque either so that's not relevant

I've never met another person who comes up with their own jokes, it makes me a little sad

what is your redeeming quality

>>77551922
No, you don't. Now fucking kill yourself, you boring sliver of shit

>>77551947
Why are you so angry?

>>77551922
move there before we leave the EU

>>77551947
What's your problem mate

>>77551939
I'm a paki.

>>77551939
I can listen well.

>>77551954
yeah exactly I need to do it soon. Don't know how I'm gonna do it though

love having blue eyes
can't imagine being non white

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if most animals can eat raw meat why can't humans?

>>77551984
google plane tickets to spain

>>77551939
don't have one

>>77551939
I'm handsome

>>77551915
Family. Race. Heritage. Financial Freedom. Children.

Pretty much all the motivation I've ever needed.

>>77552006
you were able to reflect on yourself with total honesty, that's one

>>77551950
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

>>77551963
Boring, drippy, uninteresting, attention-seeking nu-male beta cunts like you and your dull, made-up stories. I "need" you to fuck off and die.

>>77551988
we can you mong

Business idea: union jack on the Irish flag

>>77551988
humans can eat raw meat so long as it's fresh and the animal's healthy

we used to be able to handle diseased animals a bit better, but then we learnt how to cook meat to make it taste better, so those genes went away a bit

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>Family. Race. Heritage. Financial Freedom. Children.
>Pretty much all the motivation I've ever needed.

>>77552037
mummy mummy give me milkies

>>77552023
Not even made up lad

My ex lived in Barcelona and my current gf lives in Bilbao. I've travelled to Spain probably 30 times in the last 2 years

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>le nü-male boogeyman

But somehow a glory awaits unseen

>>77551939
I'd like to think I can hold a conversation past just "wow this weather is crazy"
I'm tall
Good ass hair

Please be my friend.

>>77552030
nonsense. piss off.

>>77552058
what on earth is this specimen

@77552053
>it's still trying to peddle his bullshit for attention

>>77552076
a runt

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>The Orange Order has asked its members to stop using the term 'RIP' to express grief or sympathy after a death.

>It said the phrase is unbiblical, un-Protestant, and a form of superstition connected to Catholicism.

>>77552012
Family is the only thing that has kept me going for a decade and its running thin. Despite effort not to, I'm building resentment for it. I'm proud of my race and heritage but that does nothing for me in the present. I can barely keep my head above water let alone gain freedom with the financial opportunities I have. My health is fucked and I have to pay out the arse for it, I can't afford education and I can't do anything but shit minimum wage jobs that eventually they'll stop accepting me for altogether in favour of youth. I don't want children, nor would I be able to responsibly even if I did.

>>77552064
He said 'quality' in singular you spastic

>>77552076
Autismo yank

>>77552012
>Family
literally the only one of these i care about

>>77552064
Good ass hair as in good hair or a hairy bum

>>77552095
good lads

Oh, Fatherland, Fatherland show us the sign

dropped my wallet on the way home from the pub before

some cunt spent £1.58 on contactless before i cancelled it, wonder what he's bought desu

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I want to die.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62gVF5PSL-M

northern ireland is a bit silly

wish it wasn't a thing

>>77552100
I have multiple I'm a god among men now suck me silly m9
>>77552106
want to shave my ass hair but I'm afraid of social pressures and fucking it up and cutting my bum open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-y1nOBCKA

>>77552070
okay then don't listen to me, remain ignorant

>>77552127
same

where is puerto rico

>>77552111
where did he spend it

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>>77552143
Not a huge fan of Jewish culture.

>>77552133
>remain ignorant
Works for you

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>>77552110
like that song desu
not a rorke just like political songs
simple as

>>77552120
cba to watch it

giz a summary would you love xx

>>77552150
on the rich port

>>77552158
dunno lad, it's still on money available

>>77552129
>shaving your ass
Good way to get an itchy bum mate

>>77551939
I'm Canadian

>>77552099
Even in some of those shitty minimum wage jobs people who get tenure and just get a shitty trade degree end up regional managers and stuff which is good enough to usually buy a house.

If you are crippled, then you should go the spiritual route. And no, I'm not talking about going to church unless that's your thing, but I mean trying stuff like meditation and cognitive behavioral therapy. Shaping your thought process and becoming aware of negative thought patterns. CBT helped me through my last year of high school and college but I pretty much learned it on my own.

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>Not a huge fan of Jewish culture.

southern ireland is a bit silly

wish it wasn't a thing

>>77552150
near the despacito republic

>>77552205
nobody calls it "southern ireland"

>>77552217
i do

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birds are chirping

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>>77552150
just across from where you're from haha

>>77552217
Don't care what they call it

If there's a Northern Ireland then the Ireland below it is, by definition, Southern Ireland

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>>77552222
fuck off you furry bastards

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>>77552225
>tfw no british virgin to make into a man

>>77552236

Birds aren't furry they're feathery

>>77552201
I can't even get a trade qualification and I get shoved out after every contract ends so they can replace with someone cheaper. Believe me when I say I have explored my options very thoroughly for years, and with exception of pure luck, I really don't have much to shoot for at all. That which I do will have all the best years of my life behind and my physical condition even worse. I've attempted a spiritual route before and its always failed, its always completely overwhelmed by immediate realities and daily strife. I will look into CBT though

>>77552205
uncle

>>77546564
wtf i love india now

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CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

do you lads use any products in your hair? hairspray or anything like that?

gong to bed
night night
dont let the beddy bugs bite

>>77552293
yea matt clay and that, sometimes a bit of wax

>>77552293
no because I'm not a poofter

>>77552293
yeah hair dye

>>77552294
>dont let the beddy bugs bite
>he has bed bugs

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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

>>77552244
post feet

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>>77552276
u fockin wot m8

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got a hankerin' for a root beer buds

feel sorry for the australian aborigines desu
how backwards they are, how they invented pretty much nothing despite having a continent to themselves for tens of thousands of years, how they got fucked by the british and are so stunted even today
just a pitiable people

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I'm a D.Va main

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY8T0Mp34z8

quite like root beer 2bh

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>>77552331
for me, it's bang's root beer

i just can't get enough of that aged thyme flavour

>>77552351
>bang's

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>>77552331
>root beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk

>>77552364
yes, that's what it's called what else would it be called lmao

>>77552367
excellent post

apparently all the top nurseries in the UK are closing because the government made it so they have to provide a minimum of 30 hours of free childcare to parents

why are legislators so retarded

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77552386
why would a place that sells trees provide 30 hours of childcare

the uk is weird

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>>77552406
what

>>77552406
SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH

>>77552406
so this is the fabled canadian "humor"

>>77552408
cantada is trying to be funny again

>>77552351
that can has always been one of the most powerful cans i've ever laid eyes on

it's breathtaking

>>77552420
>humor

foy

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>>77552312
*releases the kot*

>>77552429
your mom has a pretty powerful can if you know what i mean

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>tfw you will never be a cute vietnamese assassin who kills the brother of the current despot of north korea
why live

>>77552406
didn't know there was german diaspora in canada

>>77552340
gal looks like an ayy lmao
isla fisher is hotter

Business idea: poo transplants

>>77552406

i thought it was a good post

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>>77552453
you have every right to post incorrect shit online

have a pepe that i really want to use but can't come up with any appropriate text to accompany the post

im a soldier 76 main

>>77552340
>>77552470
dislike her face
the body looks thick, solid, and tight though

>>77552478
utterly braindead then

Where do you live?

i'm blue daba dee daba die

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>>77552441
*calls the lads*

*breathes through my mouth*

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>>77552498
*throws a piece of ham on the scaredy-kot*

>>77552492
here i am, i'm right here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btCRbeeD4rk

why are canadians so violent

Gal Gadot seems like the perfect ball basher gf

>>77552340
hnnng
need a tall jew gf

>>77552531
May I hug you?

>>77552470
too amazonian

comfy channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eXi3RL8q4

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>>77552547
not even close

*storms off into my room slamming the door behind me*

>>77552546
look, i don't want any trouble sir

>>77552573
Are you alright?

>>77552570
hmmm her frame still makes her look very spindly

>>77552538
americans are subhuman

>>77552538
Are they Canadian? Love her accent t bh especially the "sorted out" at the end

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>>77552570
>>77552547
>>77552470
>>77552453
>>77552340
>>77552589

>>77552599
>>77552599
yea canada, check the licence plate
i like the accent as well

>>77552585
prefer not to say x

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>>77552611
If you need anything, I'll be here.

>>77552602
she NEEDS to cuddle me right this moment

>>77552624
don't care

wish I was one of the beautiful people

>>77552634
You are to me.

>>77552634
you're beautiful inside

not racist just don't like em simple as

>>77552658
>>77552658
>>77552658

did a new innit

>>77552634
how raw and edgy

one last one