What are Balkan women like and how do I get one?

Every women likes love, liberty and respect. They like kids too.

>>77544935
and sex.

They like ajvar, kajmak and rakija

we are not balkan what the fuck you dumb amerishart

The most important public intellectual of the 21th century will explain it to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDrHqNZ9lo

>>77544990
you're about as Balkan as us desu

>>77545351
we are not balkan by any measure, not by geography not by cultural influence

fuck off i am central european

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>>77544990
We are all Balkan.

>>77545384
you are balkan if a part of your territory was ruled by the ottomans

Why are there so many Bosnian women in Finland fucking black guys?
Don't their families care?

>>77546224
so why isnt Belarus,Poland,Austria and Ukraine green on that map?

>>77545384
That's right. We're not Balkan but Slovaks aren't Central European either. We have typical Eastern European mentality.

>>77545384
*eastern european

>>77546240
bosnians generally have no family values

>>77546259
because the map is wrong. also the ottos never annexed a part of austria

>>77546269
t. literal marxist

>>77546285
i am centreal european, god save kaiser

>>77546259
Belarus, Poland and Ukraine are practically Russia and Austria is practically Germany

>>77546363
But parts of those countries were controled by Ottomans, which is his argument

>>77546259
same goes for belarus, forgot to say

>>77546320
Slovakia was part of Austria

>>77546325
you are slavic, not germanic
isnt slovakia means land of slavs or something in a slavic language?

>>77546421
i am talking about the modern borders, and slovakia was part of hungary until hungary was destroyed in 1848. a minor part of slovakia was also in poland.

>>77546437
yes it does, i am slavic and centreal european

>>77546477
when Hungary fell to Ottomans Slovakia was taken over by Habsburgs

>>77546510
being taken over by habsburgs doesn't mean being taken over by austria, learn your history man

>>77546325
>Niekdajšie habsburské krajiny spolupracujú dostatočne dobre. Nikto nemôže poprieť spoločné prvky v našej obzvlášť prudkej antimoslimskej xenofóbii, ktorá je horšia ako kdekoľvek inde. Marián Kotleba by bol dokonalým symbolom novej strednej Európy, v prípade, že si ju želáte. S Kaczyńskym, Orbánom, Strachom, Zemanom, Ficom a Kolindou Grabar-Kitarovićovou. Rakúsko-Uhorsko bolo z tohto pohľadu vždy Ríšou zla, semeniskom etnicizmu, rasizmu, a dnes – keď doba „reálneho socializmu“ zmizla – sme v tom znova. Kto chce užšiu komunitu takýchto štátov? Možno by stála za úvahu len federácia demokratov, bojujúca proti tejto sakramentskej tradícii.

>>77545384
>le central europe meme

>>77546543
>being taken over by habsburgs doesn't mean being taken over by austria

Habsburgs created Austria and they ruled it until WW1.

It was literally called Habsburg empire

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>when you live 20 minutes away from where Maria Theresia was crowned but filthy balkanlar and moor tells you you are not central

i leave this thread now, you can squabble between yourself, kebab rapebabies

>>77546588
no it was not. the habsburgs ruled a huge personal union with each land staying independent. one of the biggest problems in the great turkish war, for example, was making austrian nobles to wage war longer than 40 days in hungary (slovakia included). again, learn your own history.

the "habsburg empire" is a newly-coined term, an anachronism, just like the habsburg name

>>77546646
You are eastern, Germany and Italy are central. Anywhere east of the wall is eastern europe

>>77544990
You're balkan nao, bre.
ONE OF US!

>>77545351
So...yes?

>>77546110
This.

>>77546646
You can never leave.

>>77546646
being on the edge of the balkans doesn't mean you're not balkanic

>>77546685
>Italy is central
no

>>77546737
You have weird definition of Balkans. I mean, you could say that southern Hungary is on the edge but even further than that?

>>77544798
They are like a mix of Russian and Greek women.

>>77546685
italy is north eastern europe

>>77546857
>Italian education

>>77546839
every definition of "the balkans" is weird, as the term was coined by european otherness, and therefore bumped non-related cultures together, as if they were some kind of cultural union. balkanism is a branch of orientalism

>>77546671
>he habsburgs ruled a huge personal union with each land staying independent.
>staying independent.

:-DDDDD

>>77546973
yes they literally were. learn more about the concept of personal union and why the 1848 revolution broke out please.

I am central european

>>77547010
ruled by 1 monarch, who was habsburg

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>>77546934
Pic related is the most extensive definition of the Balkan Peninsula. We're not there by any means. No international organization considers Slovakia part of the Balkans.

I have nothing against you but putting us there is simply idiotic. It's like including Germany into Scandinavia because they have Germanic language or something.

This is all based on convention but that's also why adding us there is incorrect.

>>77547035
having one monarch doesn't mean having one army, one financial system, one legislature, or anything else. your misunderstanding cannot explain why maria theresa and joseph II were important monarchs, or why the 1848 revolution broke out and what changed. you simply look at early modern era with 20-th century eyes, leaving the events without any context, and therefore having no understanding of your own history whatsoever.

>>77547102
the balkanic peninsula, however, is not the same thing as the balkans. the balkans refers to a cultural sphere, not a geographic feature.

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>>77547217
>calls Slovakia balkan
>claims to have knowledge of history

all that ottoman rape really reflected on Serbian average IQ it seems

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>Getting this assblasted over being called balkan

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>>77547254
>i have no knowledge of history therefore i'll cling to memes in a manner of a 2 year old balkanite

>>77547217
Ok then. It's a cultural sphere. Can you name one credible source that says Slovakia is in the Balkans?

ur all fuckin eastern euorpean subhumans, even pakis and nigs r better than u

>>77547493
t. pajeet

>>77547493
>literal paki
>calling others subhuman

>>77544798

Serbian women are backstabbing heartbreakers.

>>77547710
Story?

They are like all women, they want money, things, a social media worthy family, and their husband to do most of that.

>>77548619

Had a 8 year relationship with a serbian girl (born in Kosovo) and I wanted her to marry me. She said she would if I converted to Orthodoxy and because I wouldn't she broke up with me and tried sleeping with my best friend

>>77548812
Huh. That sounds pretty unorthodox (ba-dum-tss) considering serbs aren't usually that devout. I've never met anyone I can imagine breaking up a relationship only due to religious disagreements.

>>77549173

She's from Kosovo and diaspora always are more religious than people from their home countries

>>77549205
>kosovo
>diaspora
rightful clay, etc.

>>77549270
diaspora as her family moved to the U.S

>>77549282
Oh. My bad. That explains it then.

post Balkan qts for fap pls.

You don't