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Juche edition
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caralad
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w
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any 'cidal lads in?
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going to sleep now, hope I have the bf dream again x
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>>77544747
me haha
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>>77544718
america
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just keep it under 100 on the motorways and you should be ok
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>>77544749
poof
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anime
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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FUGG WYPIPO mang!!!
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>>77544392
>miata
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>>77544747
checking in
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send the buggers back
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>mate has been having threesomes since 17
>still claims hes a semi-normie
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ok I want more (you)s

WHATS YOUR DREAM BF /BRIT/
if this gets many (you)s I might post pics I felt cute haha
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>>77544780
>AE86
dont approve of this
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post choons not produced by lefties/coons/poofs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfTlJrZMg6Y
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the ideal female body, notice the filename
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She played the fiddle in an Irish band
But she fell in love with an English man
Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand
Said, "Baby, I just want to dance"
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babestation
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going to do a tinder wank
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>>77544780
Can't imagine knowing this little about cars
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>>77544819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvfurMP-4Gk
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fiat 500 is the gayest car going
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cant imagine having a gf
Im so boring around women

thanks boys school
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>>77544718
Juche <33

pronounced ChuChay
Means independence.
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in love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMB6OwVdb7I
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>>77544780
>Italian flag
>Spanish car
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>>77544775
titwank on this aniem
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>>77544779
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love undertaking
hate noddy cars and weekend drivers

simple as
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>When my men say to me: would you rather be thought of as a big guy or a great agent? My answer’s always the same, to me, they’re not mutually exclusive.
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>>77544808
It's possible. Having sex doesn't automatically make one a normie.
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>>77544855
im sure you're about 14 years old
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>>77544885
Are you havin' a laugh? Is he havin' a laugh?
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interpals has lost its charm
shall not be talking to any more of these slags
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>taliban is now back to the same size it was in 2001

hmm now this REALLY gets the juices jiggling
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getting bullied at uni lads
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didnt realise yanks got so riled up about speed cameras
*files it away for later*
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>>77544822
need her to beat the living shit out of me
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>>77544850
have to agree, do not see the appeal at all
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>£30 billion

where the FUCK are the getting this money
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>>77544869
respect anime
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>>77544874
done it once or twice
some drivers are hopelessly oblivious
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>>77544872
you know this is literally british twitter except without the fakey nice girl stuff
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>>77544904
me on the left
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>>77544905
Thanks, Obama.
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>>77544896
nah
It's kids dreaming the american dream that they can spit on social protection because they'll be rich one day.

good luck!
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>>77544915
He cancelled all the electrification projects around the country and said he'd give £30bn for Crossrail 2

hahaha FUCK PROVINCIALS
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>>77544904
Who is she? I can't put my finger on her name...
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>>77544915
the north
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>>77544904
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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bloody hell maisie is so ugly
it used to be meme to say that but now genuinely is, fucks sake
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>>77544914
thanks for understanding
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>>77544915
Stealing it off hard working northerners. Probably be a civil war one day.
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>>77544905
GUARANTEE there will be a second nato invasion in the next 20 years
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>>77544923
doubt it sweety, they would all be arrested for hate speech
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>>77544816
this, Sprinter Trueno has legendary status.
'm not even a weeb.
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>>77544933
the league of runt nations
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who would win

2 americans vs 10 brits
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>>77544885
thats stupid though, he has had plenty of 7/10+ gfs
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rate my lunch
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not a virgin
had two gfs
hang out with the normie lads
still not a normie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vXZKr2cAQ
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>>77544885
bloody does
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>>77544981
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>>77544919
yeah if there's some runt going at 45 in a 50 in the right lane and the left is clear I'm not hanging around, way I view it is I should be in the left lane anyway whenever it's clear, speed is irrelevant
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>>77544995
mines better bud
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>My men see me and see the stance, but they know I’m CIA through and through. You know ‘Lotta loyalty, hired gun’? Not my way. Lotta loyalty, sure. Too bloody loyal sometimes. But hired gun? Hire never.
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text me 07402852141
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>>77544995
looks horrid
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>>77544976
>free country


>>77545015
>>77545015
>
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>>77544981
the rest of the world
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>>77545029
looks disgusting
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77544996
FONT
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Post pictures of Americans
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>>77544848

really catchy
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>>77544974
neurons in preparation for lift-off when this happens
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>>77544999
imagine actually living in a society like that
horrendous
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Reminder:
East asian women > east european > latina > West asian > West european >>>>> african
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>>77544981
Depends if I'm one of the brits. Would pagger both yanks by myself.
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>>77545037
why is that
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>>77545015
>bukovina
>latvia
>america
>mexico
I don't see the connection
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>>77545016
Mate moving to an empty left lane when someone is going slowly in the right lane isn't undertaking

undertaking would be moving to the left lane to go past them and THEN going back into the right lane
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>>77544954
looks like lana del ray
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All I listen to anymore is "school shooter rap"
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>>77544915

Something something poorthern poohouse
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>>77545096
>I don't see the connection
you will
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>>77545104
U A FUCKBOI U CAN'T HANG
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Just violently threw up in my toilet.

Fuck sake.
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>>77544999
>this Republic under a de Valera theocracy
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>>77544885

yes it does you utter cunt
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Alarm will go off in 6 hours and 15 minutes.
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cooking the virgin supper
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>>77545082
>>77545082
>>77545082


>>77545082
>>77545082

x
>>77545082
>>77545082
>>77545082
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feels like every new rapper has 20 face tats
very stupid
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Welcome To Runescape.
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>>77544905
well done America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQo68fWAjU
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>>77544995

Literal runt slop
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reading V for vendetta
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>>77545065
>tfw afghanistan will be invaded every 20 years
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dirty provincials cant touch my crossrail heheh
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>>77545148
fuck off discord child
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>>77545158
only cost $5
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>>77545097
you're right and I need to go to bed,

I do that too though, just only if someone is being a very silly cunt
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woman can be incel too!
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does /brit/ain have a csgo team?
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>>77545053
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>>77545121
had to google that lyric but thats skinny inbred redneck trying to be a nigger rap

"school shooter rap" is something different
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>>77545176
the soviets were invited in to defend the republic
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stepmom just texted me this
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>>77545210
she doesn't sound incel just hasn't found a long term bf
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want to commit acts of incredible violence while listening to wagner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk
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>>77544995
nice, and it comes with a shovel
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>>77545201
no u
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>>77545229
link us then
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>>77544718
(((Jew)))che
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>>77545211
Dunno but that'd be pretty cool.
Sheriff here
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*funds armed guerilla groups so they can fight communism*
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hmmmm
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>>77545210
Is it impossible to fail at dating as a woman? 99% of the time the bloke will do literally everything for you to make it happen, you just have to show up and not be a total cow. Even then it's not a complete deal breaker.
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>>77545202
I think I'd pay that amount NOT to eat it and save my health.
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absolutely loathe when women take any type of satisfaction or pride in their dating skills. They literally don't have any, neither do they need any, who you fuck is in no way your conquest
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wow I killed the thread
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>>77545273
really gets those almonds oscillating
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>>77545171
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>>77545271
yanks
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Honestly lads I wear big frame glasses like a "nu male" as they call it. Don't know what other glasses to wear
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>>77545035

no-one texted.
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>>77545273
third eye status: kindled
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>>77545260
edgy shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_SgtPbnfbg
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the wife
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>>77545306
you should stop being grumpy at everything
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Reckon Trump wasn't enough. A good start, but we need to take if further to show the lefties we really mean it.
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>women
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Only women I've known who couldn't get a steady bf were ones whose expectations were set ridiculously above what they could get.

Just because some stacked rugby playing uber Chad fucked you on a night out doesn't mean he wants to stick with you.
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>>77545352
oh...
*walks away*
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became a NEET today lads, are you proud of me
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BRITS ARE STILL BLASTED OVER THE TEA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>77545328
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>>77545357
what else do i have to spend my time doing
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>>77545347
doxxable info
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getting 8 (eight) teeth torn out by the dentist in a week
then having an operation to drag some other ones out
THEN having a brace put in for 2 years
im 21
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>Reckon Trump wasn't enough. A good start, but we need to take if further to show the lefties we really mean it.
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got a thing for short haired girls desu
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>>77545273
love the MG-42
such a sexy gun
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>>77545400
t. spoiled communist
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>>77545391
find something that makes you happy
you're going to develop an ulcer if you keep being angry
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>>77545386
very
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Andy Burn'em is angry, nobody like Evertonians when they're angry.
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how
http://www.boredpanda.com/50-year-old-photographer-asian-do-not-age-chuando-tan/
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>the vast majority of non ringside tickets for mayweather vs. mcgregor are £1000-£6000

jesus christ, they aren't event ticket tout prices lmao. there were a tiny amount of 'cheap' ones for £390 but sold out instantly
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>>77545399
what the fuck is wrong with your mouth
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just snapped the banjo
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>>77545408
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Woman in my train carriage called everyone morons because there was a little space left to move into. Thought she was very rude.
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>>77545408
got a thing for cute, sweet, damaged girls myself
they tend to have shorter hair
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>>77545306
Have you never seen a women master the art of conversation like a hawaiin surfer, smooth, flawless and interesting. Her charisma in harmony with what shes says. Thia girl is 'cool'.
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>>77545386
post belly
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>>77544997
watched all of this
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>>77545278
even the most abhorrent of swines has at least 10 orbiters
despise women that have a patronizing tone when it comes to dating advice
they have it easy
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>>77545449
dont know
at least they're trying
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>>77545450
TWO SCOOPS
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>>77545464
I think you'll find those girls belong to me lad
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Things I hate:
Rap Music
People that give a shit about celebrity drama
People that are against Bashar al-Assad
The word "shade"
The word "finna"
The word "lit"
The youtube anti-sjw community
Those weirdos that try to be pro-gay and pro-islam at the same time
The west coast
We wuz kangz people
South-west Mexico
Africa
People that play dumb shooty video games
Foot fetishists
The beatles
People that post hodor on all game of thrones videos
Mushrooms
Salmon
Tofu
That little green shit they put in McDonalds burgers. Gherkins or whatever the fuck
Weed smokers
People that like art.
People that like anal sex
The LGBTQIA community
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>>77545472
I like to spam it in GTA when I end up in a game full of minorities playing mumble rap
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>>77545408
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>>77545400
sorry it took so long to reply british internet
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>>77545408
>short hared girls
Might as well just be shagging little boys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUqWw5Vx42g
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post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now
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I wanted to text, but I oughtn't be allowing any (potentially predatory or psychopathic) randomer have my personal n'r, honestly.
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>>77545408

fantastic post
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>>77545337
A good pair of lennons might make a nice change
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>>77545492
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genuinely need her to cuddle me in a foul rainstorm tbqh
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>>77545454
Can imagine the strained look on her face as she makes it evidently clear she doesn't want to engage in conversation with me or even have me in her presence tbqh.
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>tfw my british citizen demand got denied
>reason: "you're to intelligent to be brit"
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*throws your tea in the harbor*
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>>77545273
ummmmmm actually, that's not a WW1 machine gun
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broken britain
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>>77545519
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>>77545502
sorry for trespassing last week then hehe
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so why does everyone hate Britain lads?
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>>77545519
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>>77545519
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>>77545519
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>>77545519
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>>77545519
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just watched eyes wide shut
really opened my eyes
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>>77545559
Utter madness. Here in the US we blow intruders away with high powered weaponry.
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Me in the middle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqghkzaqH_o
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>>77545559

he should be given a gun to shoot the cunts
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>>77545509
>>77545527
>>77545454
qts
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>>77545559
this is your country on leftism. in literally every state in america you can kill a home intruder
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>>77545618
JANNY
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>>77545519
DES
PA
CITO
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>>77545519
going to put my communion money on zuckerberg winning 2020
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>>77545620
depends on the state really
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>>77545595
more
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>>77545618
hmm an unsolicited boobie pic
shall be alerting the warden
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>>77545633
do you have the right to kill guests?
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>>77545633
>this is your country on leftism

the UK is a right wing country
>>
*honks*
AYYO HOLUP WUSSUPWITCHU
*kisses teeth*
BO BIP MUHFUGGEN NIGGA AZZ BITCH AZZ NIGGA
*smacks lips*
I BEEN INJAIL LIKE FOFIVE YEYUZZ AN AINT GOT TIMEFODIS BUHHHSHIEEET
*squats down over bucket in corner of cell*
PPPPAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPP UGHH OH HELL NAW NIGGA GONBE STANKIN ALL UPIN HEYUH HAHA NIGGA
*stands up without wiping and pulls up XXL prison slacks*
YO BITCHAZZ NIGGA FUCK YOULL LOOKIN AT BITCH AZZ MUHFUGGEN NIGGA FINNA BEAT YO AZZ HUHUH
*snorts and waddles away*
>>
why do flightless birds still have wings when they dont even use them
>>
ok lads haha who wants to play wargame airland battle with me haha
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>>77545677
vestigal
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>>77545519
>>
really don't like non whites lads
tbqh i don't even like people who don't have blue eyes
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>>77545676
this was so horrible it actually cracked me up

BRITS CANT MEME except for sargon
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would love to murder a burglar
>>
>>77545642
>>77545658
benders
>>
Fuck off we're full
>>
Love sleeping in bins lads
Especially after a night out
It’s a habit of mine
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>>77545687
you see the OO are trying to stop unionists from saying "RIP" because it's too Catholic haha
>>
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you arrive in marylebone
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>except for sargon
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why do virgins still have willies when they dont even use them
>>
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Stop fetishizing Mediterranean women
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtueRgwYHnE
>>
>>77545519
o vino tinto
>>
>>77545751
good question
t.virgin
>>
>>77545741
to be honest lad I didn't have any other pepes in my folder but I thought I'd contribute
don't really care about northern ireland
>>
>>77545755
>ywn live on a comfy farm with varg
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>>77545662
that would depend on the state regarding them refusing to leave. but in every state, if someone is invading your property and you have a reasonable expectation that you are in mortal danger you can kill them
>>77545667
name a country more liberal than britain
>>
want to fuck an amine and cum on it
wanked twice to anime in the past week which is very unusual for me
>>
Nice steak, sweet potato, broccoli, and a roll for dindin
>>
US army protected opium fields in afghanistan so the taliban wouldnt lose their bread n butter
>>
>>77544855
>>77544718
Why don't you go live in the eternal sunshine land if you love them so much you fucking idiots kill yourselves
>>
>>77545271
genuinely loathe yanks
>>
>>77545791
liberal as in leftist? Basically the entirety of western europe
>>
>>77545748
THIS is why Britain will stop existing in 2025 and it will be your fault
>>
>>77545740
want to cut his legs off and paralyze his arms and implant a womb inside of him and force him to give birth to pig children
>>
>>77545677
same reason you still have a dick
>>
>>77545740
is this real?
>>
Got an idea for the next edition lads
>>
>>77545814
has to be bait
>>
>>77545822
yes
>>
>>77545826
wait till 310
>>
2d is for man children
>>
>>77545814
shouldn't have defended your ass in ww2 tbhq
>>
>>77545801
Couldn't be worse than here, if I could afford it. Of course the language barrier would be a problem. Also living with koreans only, no thanks.
>>
>>77545792
Horrible little goblin looking runt
>>
>>77545781
dont trick me like that again or ill hit you
>>
how do 95% of people manage to have a gf

seems like an ordinary everyday thing
>>
How do i make my freetime off work start feeling like it means something more than 'mandatory worker refeed and sleep session'
>>
>>77545851
why
>>
Someone please explain how leasing a car makes financial sense.
>>
>>77545848
>ass
fuck off yank
>>
>>77545862
yeh honestly i don't understand it either, don't really understand how everyone fills their days or has friends etc to be honest
>>
dusty was pretty banging desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYpjPbKBqU
>>
>>77545798
Think i was our Navy that made deals with the Italian Mafia for intel during WW2
>>
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>>77545519
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>>77545862
Friends, hobbies, marriage and kids
>>
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I just got le bone from Mary.
>>
unpopular opinion sargon is literally the last bastion of Britain and british culture tbhq
>>
>>77545868
get a hobby
>>
>>77545633
yeah alri 56%

They're many times more likely to have a gun and kill you too, runt

>looks at gun cabinet
>remembers burglars in the U.K. very very rarely have anything more than a crowbar or a pocket knife
>>
>>77545662
It will go through court and if there was no tangible element of self defense, then the homeowner could be charged. A case springs to mind of some deranged old yank the other year:

>two young scrotes rob this old man after he paid them to do yard work. Dim enough to go back again
>Yank parks his car a block away and turns off all his lights, enticing them to break in
>Yank lays down a waterproof tarpaulin in his garage and waits there in the dark with a forearm. Runs tape recorder to capture audio
>Couple break in and get shot dead, executed with shots to the head at close range before old yank speaks a creepy monologue
>Gets charged for premeditated manslaughter or something similar and has to go to jail
>>
Someone please explain how leasing a cow makes financial sense.
>>
>>77545939
You can do that?!!
>>
>>77545899
the italian mafia was helped by the yanks during the mussolini era (because he cleaned everything) and got re-introducted as the war ended by the same yanks (the figure of lucky luciano comes to mind)
>>
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>>77545887
>yank
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>>77545633
It's a daily mail headline you thick twat
>>
>>77545926
what guns do you have lad
>>
Cam Anderson1 month ago
you dumb bitch then why TF you brought us over here you god damn heathens y'all going into slavery in a couple more years so it doesn't fuckin matter the Bible said so it self and when we do our you in slavery us so called niggers as what you call us we are gonna own y'all and I hope all you racist fucks be alive to see it cuz if I own one of you ......I'm not sparing no expense on all y'all asses and that's some real ass Hebrew shit
>>
>>77545956
is it incorrect?
>>
>>77545705
Fuck off you little alt-lite bender before I 'meme' your skull into dust
>>
>>77545857
Try it you malnourished northern Irish council estate runtoid. I could crush you with my index finger because I was brought up on a diet of more than just 2 decades old Heinz beans. Fuck off. Truly the runts of the isles.
>>
>>77545939
You don't have to keep it around after shagging it
>>
felix argyle
>>
>>77545938
damn
those type of cases seem quite surreal
>>
>>77545981
lol
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also I just realized how incredibly easy it is to derail a /brit/ thread holyshit

no wonder the socialists are fucking your country's brains desu q
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>>77545627
The real reason was almost certainly so some kid doesn't take their eye out. It's waist height, or face height for a fucking child
>>
>>77545981
*HEEMS you with ease because you're a manlet*
>>
>get a car on finance
>sell it
>repeat
Pyramid scheme sorted
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>>77545990
cute
>>
>>77546025
you still have to pay back the finance mate
>>
I swear like 60%of Britain is council housing

how did we make this country so ugly in the space of only 50 years
>>
>>77546038
That’s why it’s a pyramid scheme you dafty
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the taliban controls a huge part of the heroin/opiates market yet afghanistan is dirt poor
wonder where all the money goes
>>
>>77545915
Was this a joke about the place Marylebone... Haha
>>
>>77546061
how
>>
>>77545960
Side by side miroku, an over under that I can't remember what make it is and also holding one of my uncles guns right now, will get a firearms license at some point so I can get a rifle
>>
>>77546017
the unedited pic of this is the most petty shit in the world. can't believe anyone actually made it thinking they're spock or something. who gives a shit
>>
Little piece of advice.

Never lodge a room off a family. flatsharing is grim, but lodging is 15x more grim.

t. lodger
>>
>>77546075
Not explaining it go away
>>
>>77546077
me when my engineering textbooks are in imperial

just give up instantly the second i see imperial units

what a massive ballache they are
>>
For when this thread hits 310 lads:

>>77546088
>>77546088
>>77546088
>>
>>77546065
guns and bombs
>>
*sneaks up behind you and slaps your arse*
>>
>>77546117
they're really not, you're just thick
>>
>>77545938
Link?
>>
https://twitter.com/ElleHueyXIV/status/887723135847587840
>agricultural workers
>>
>>77546139
at which temp in fahrenheit does water boil?

*waits while you google it*
>>
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>>77546139
Like most brits tbhq

Katie Hopkins is pretty nice tho
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>>77546076
thats cool
always wanted to be a firearms owner but my medical history probably means I wouldn't be allowed lol
>>
>>77546225
if you really want it scrape together £80 or whatever it is and send off an application, think you genuinely have to be a mental for them to reject it on medical grounds
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