/brit/

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lads

anime

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Nathalie

>>77542915
saw her chebs yesterday

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*posts in ur thread* wahey oioi top lads

>>77542855
which film are you thinking of?

oi oi don't save my groin

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What comes next in the sequence?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
????????

>>77542969
could not give a shit

>>77542921

Yeah that's why I'm posting. Her body is something else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

Eminems performance in this song is perhaps the greatest rap performance ever

tits

>>77542969
something something organic centralism

>>77542981
and thats why you will never be anything except mediocre in life

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so depressed
so alone

damn rihanna is only 29
shes been here forever

Once shagged a yank girl from NY met on okcupid, in the toilets of a Parisian bar (la mécanique ondulatoire, it's called), raw and came inside of her. Tried to invite her for lunch later and she declined and didn't want to see me again. Really made me do cogitate.

do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

>>77543051
how do u 561 on okcupid bitches?

>>77543043
talk to me anon

>>77543051
Literally just fuck off Brian
nobody wants to hear your fantasy deano stories

>>77543051

Alright normie why are you on a Japanese imageboard again?

>>77543051
is it true you used to be an abnormie runt

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>>77543051
?

cunt

>>77543051
>la mécanique ondulatoire
hmmm quite went there like 2 months ago
its right next to a fucking nerd gaming bar, fucking hell this shit needs to be burnt down

babestation

>>77543050
Beyonce is just shy of 36 and feels like she's been around since Cro-Magnon Man.

>>77543050
pon de replay

>>77542969
13112221

>>77543075
What is 561?

>>77543107
naughty

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No job
No gf
No response from unreliable friends
No weed

>>77543051
literally rape

>>77543114
wtf
thought she was like 45 at least

>>77543133
when you go thug on a bitch 561 I'm from palm beach gra gra bow bows in a hoe take em down flocka

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banana sponge cake

>>77543138
no alarms and no suprises

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tinashe

>A skull found amid the large-scale search for Corrie Mckeague was not that of the missing airman, police said.

>Police said the skull was female and dated back to pre-1945. Mr Mckeague's family was informed of the find.
wtf

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>>77543050
>>77543114
>caring about poopstars
tragic

really wish that instead of promoting mindless violence and toxic masculinity that antifa would promote intellectualism and encourage it's members to read books and research topics

fuck

>>77543094
Not completely. I just studied engineering so I have that side in me.

>>77543168
correct

>>77543153
Born September 4, 1981.

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tinashe.

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>leave school in 2010
>finish sixth form in 2012
>NEET since then

i'm a failure

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victoria sponge

>>77543180
WHAT??!!??!????
a picture of a girl and a name????!?!!?
NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!
thats EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
you should be BANNED for that !!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Aspartame isn't ba-

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the tourist trap

oops

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leftypol blown the fuck out

got kicked out of charing cross greggs for whistling Interstellar

>>77543225
same as you fella, finished school and college the same years except I went to uni until 2015

best since then haha

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why has /brit/ never been capable of a successful meetup?

>>77543223
only has 2 catchy songs desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Ku_ZAxnKM

listening to synthwave

>>77543106
Unironically had a meetup with a group of PUA from the internet there. Some of them are still good friends.

got kicked out of greggs for singing despa sea toe all day

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lemon drizzle cake

people in the past ate a lot more dessert than we do these days because meat was scarcer so you needed the extra calories to feel full

>has a drink of pepsi max
>turn into a bloated rat
wtf nintendo/??

>>77543313
the 2014 newcastle meetup was a resounding success

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anyone else do this :)

>>77542844
that came out in 2002 you utter fucking ninny

>>77543313
most reddit general on this website
ah yes let's all use names and trips so it's just like we're on reddit!

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>>77543345
>associating with PUA autists
thought you were a normie lad, wtf happened

>>77543347
love lemon drizzle x

>>77543313
less and less people each year
:(

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>>77542915
>>77542921
highlight of the episode

>>77543356
>carbonated beverages make you bloated

wow hooder thunk

whats the difference between a good blowjob and a bad blowjob? not the setup to some joke btw - genuine question.

don't know how girls can mess up a blowjob but i hear that some of them suck at it.

>>77543313
bit sad

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can someone help me

I just started practical driving lessons what book do I need to get

would come if lauren southern sat on my lap

>>77543419
keep right x

>>77543225
this pic reminds me that im gonna have to kill myself one day

pretty depressing 2bh

>>77543419
the bible is the only book you need sweetie pie

>>77543419
fuck off underage

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strawberry cheesecake (big fan)

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>>77543374
i did that for the 1994 point and click game Beneath A Steel Sky
i tweeted Dave Gibbons and told him he was a good egg and he said thank you

i didnt really feel any different after though

>>77543404
teeth
not sucking hard enough
ugly dicksucking face
too irregular a rhythm
painfully flicking the glans' ridge
etc etc

lots of ways

SHOW ME HOW TO LIVVVVVVEEEE

>>77543419
none you mong
just get the app on the android store
(not the official dvla one) it's £5 and covers everything including all theory test questions and hazard perception

passed my practical in january last year

haven't touched a car since

>>77543419
you can read the highway code if you really want but it's not necessary
did you wait to pass your theory before starting lessons you muppet?

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Rate my gf

>>77543404
some blowies you barely feel a thing, there may be teeth scraping, and some half arsed licking of your cock

a good blowjob has a constant feeling of suction (?)

>>77543455
Also on apple app store

>its not necessary to learn the rules of the road before you're allowed to dive
kind of fucked really

Why is Pepsi Max so much nicer than Diet Coke/Coke Zero?

>>77543496
the runt question

https://twitter.com/ItIsTonyNow/status/889343418014552066

>>77543463
similar position
probs won't be driving for like three or four years

>>77543496
such an insect

>>77543378
I prefer the monicker "seduction virtuoso". But yeah learned a ton of useful shit from PUA (and I was even a coach for a year). Nothing but love for the scene.

>>77543431
wheres caralad

lost my virginity in january last year

haven't touched a woman since

>>77543496
they all taste of sickly, synthetic piss mate.

Try cutting sugar/sweeteners for a month then see what it tastes like lel

cant watch films on my laptop anymore

dont have the 2 hour attention span

been on an insane low-cal diet the past month and i have basically lived on diet carbonated drinks. hope they dont have any negative health effects haha

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>The Orange Order has asked its members to stop using the term 'RIP' to express grief or sympathy after a death.
>It said the phrase is unbiblical, un-Protestant, and a form of superstition connected to Catholicism.

the jack wills man should be here in the morning

>>77543439
im 19 2bh

>>77543455
>>77543467
yea I passed the practical last week but he had this fancy notebook thing today that had really nice pictures and guides in it for learning to drive (an instructor's one) so I thought there might be one I could get for learners haha
cheers sweeties x

>>77543534
died from wanking

>>77543521
they're really on her back uh

>>77543561
>passed the practical
*passed the theory

/brit/'s opinion on gook gfs?

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always used to think blowjobs just werent for me, cause the previous 4 people who had given me blowjobs had just made me go soft

but then i got this new minx of a boyfriend who teased me for like 2 hours by kissing, biting and stroking all over me while we tried to watch Indiana Jones, and then gave me a blowjob that was so unbelievably mind-melting I spunked so hard i came in my own face

cant wait to demolish him again tomorrow ahaha

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>>77543603

slut

>>77543553
It is also super vulgar to use a fucking acronym to express condolences kek

just chuckled because i remembered that lad who's failed his theory test like 13 times

>>77543603
need one

>>77543496

the decaying pineal enquiry

>>77543610
ewwwwww lol

>>77543561
you're supposed to start lessons before the theory you idiot
when you pass the theory is when you should book the practical (6-8 week waiting period)

just had a couple of crumpets

benzo is just kicking in

time for bed

night lads x

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>>77543644
no one told me this

what does gay sex even sound like?

would batter anyone that dared to insult aspartame

>>77543488
2bh that isn't too scary since 80% of it is "don't touch anything with your car," the other 20% will come with time/experience

pints? i love 'em.

greggs sausage rolls? i eat 'em.

workdays? i hate 'em.

'cide methods? i consider 'em.

daenaerys is a shit actor

does this 5'8" poo-skinned baldy goblin that shags dogs think im going to reply to him?

hate dpd
hate marcus hausen
simple as

>>77543690
slap slap slap slap slap slap I imainge

>>77543690
i like to moan

>>77543677
howling that's how everyone does it
makes sense to be learning both sides at the same time

dpd watchin

why are all white men pedophiles that smell like wet dog lmao

>>77543730
get aids for me sweaty x

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crossrail 2 might be going forwards lads

>>77543538
Don't drink sugary drinks at all, just like a tin of Pepsi Max now and again with my tea

Simple as

love niggers hate racists

>>77543700
daenery is a character, emilia clarke is the actor sweetie x

honestly have no idea how the 17 year old me was able to drive a car competently and pass my driving test, albeit on the second attempt

20 now and i can't imagine myself piloting one of those deathboxes again

>>77543759
hmm very interesting
what country is this?

if hs2 is only for rich people does that mean they'll make the normal trains more affordable for povvos like me?

>>77543759
how come paddington isnt on this map but when i walk past paddingotn station i see a ton of building works and a big sign saying CROSSRAIL IN PROGRESS

>77543773
mboko

Watching the Burlington bar reactions to the latest got episode lads.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13522452
http://www.strawpoll.me/13522452
http://www.strawpoll.me/13522452

That's one racist shitskin paki lads

>>77543802
thats crossrail 1 you daft MUG

passed my theory and practical test first time in under 25 hours

london is full

>>77543375
Late in the year, it would have been charting in 03 plus only one of the singles came out in 02.

got a work credit card today

Should I rinse it and flee the country? hehe

the forces feminist fucking crap is making this shite almost impossible to watch

>>77543821
of shitskins and deanos

>>77543814
the state of this list

If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.

>>77543313
you even got fantano in 2017 good job

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>the forces feminist fucking crap is making this shite almost impossible to watch

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going to post my 2D boyfriend and then go to bed

night guys x

everytime i remember my first driving test i cringe

it was nearly perfect except from the fact i had a tard moment on a roundabout that could have easily killed me, my examiner and an unsuspecting other driver

Reminder:
East asian women > east european > latina > West asian > West european >>>>> african

>>77543759
makes me fucking sick they'd even consider building more of this shit in London
Birmingham has a shit fucking tram that leads to nowhere and smelly buses and that's IT

I bet there's already millions of other quick ways to get to these places anyway

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peng

>>77543857
fuck off reddit

>>77543847
struggling to comprehend the mental gymnastics required to answer anything other than "strongly agree" to this

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northern powerhouse on channel 2

>he had more than one driving test

SCREECHING

I filly car up all the time with the works fuel card. Haven't paid for petrol in over a year haha

>>77543871
nobody outside london works

>having a drivers licence

WELL HELLO THERE REDDIT!

>>77543759
my dad worked on the first crossrail. really was an immense engineering project. tunnelling under an ancient city is crazy shit.

latina women>white women>gook women>paki women>black women>native women

>>77542844
how do I fuck the foxgirl

being over 20 without a drivers licence is a good indicator you're a R U N T

>>77543610
I have this gay friend, who also happens ti be brit, who casually tells graphic stories of guys he has shagged. Took some getting used to and controlling my facial reactions when hetting the mental images. Is it a common occurrence in the UK for gay men to tell their hetero friends about the sex they have? Tbf I started it by telling him about the girls I pull. But seriously there's no glory in having sex with another gay men. Whereas girls are vastly different psychologically so it's a validation of your hotness/sexual strategy you know.

>>77543913
I work

>driving
hello deano

>>77543929
what did he work as lad? yeah its insanely complex

>>77543864
did plenty of cringe stuff on in my lessons. best just to not think about them

>>77098233

what is the point of a drivers licence if you have nowhere to go?

>Why are you standing all the way over there when a foreign invasion is underway?

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She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
That's where I,
Caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
And in thirty seconds time she said,

>>77543938

29 and never had a driving lesson. also a virgin.

british """"""""""""""""comedians"""""""""

>>77543878
Exactly, and yet it somehow places you further left for simply agreeing with a question worded in such a way you basically can't say no.

>>77543944
no lad you "work"

jobs outside of london aren't real jobs there just pretend

>>77543943
its lad culture to share stories of sexual conquests
so lads that are gay do it too

whats the problem?

I regularly break the speed limit and drive intoxicated

sorry sweetie greggs doesnt add to the economy x

>>77543975
I'll be 28 and kissless this time next week. We meeting up to 'cide together or what?

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11/10

fuck off cunt

>>77543883
brian brainlet cox

opinion on poles

>>77543997
literally can't stand drink drivers.
If you're not meming please stop doing it

>>77543535
did you enjoy your only sexual encounter m8

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>>77543973
sick tune mate

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I'm on my fourth driving lesson now. I'm struggling with:
>braking properly - I either brake way too hard when coming to junctions or not enough.
>scanning for hazards at junctions/bends/roundabouts
>judging the size of the car and not getting too close to parked cars on residential streets

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bum

>>77543977
personally don't see how anyone could end up on the right side but maybe thats just me haha

>>77544008

if you can drive, you could drive us off beachy head?

>driving lessons

just take the bus you idiot

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me on the left

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nipping down the greggs mid morning at work for a sausage and bean melt is becoming all too regular

>>77543992
Yeah I got it. No problem. As I said, it just took some getting used to at the beginning.

>>77544041
it's called an arse sweetie

>>77544064
knobhead

>>77544060
>sweaty brit next to a based old jap

AHAHAHAHA

Reminder that it's extremely rare for Londoners to have driving licences. Only the extremely wealthy can afford to keep a car in London, most are forced to rely on public transport.

>>77544060
winston is going to start looking even more like john statham as he loses his hair

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succumbed to a sundae

>>77544027
good for holding flags
>>77544028
going to carry on doing it and there's precisely nothing you can do about it

>>77544060
hes a UN spy btw, i wouldnt watch his propaganda tripe

>>77544082
>jap

>>77544044
Was thinking carbon monoxide poisoning but would be up for that.

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>>77544041
>hey boys look at my poopfactory ;) x
women are repulsive

why would you be overweight? Boggles the mind

>feel like shit
>negative social, romantic and professional impact
>feel like you look like shit
>costs money to eat more
>negative long-term health impacts

Zero upsides lel

>>77544102
what? everyone over about 26 has one
parking permit costs nothing

all my friends would rather stay home and play videogames than go out and do stuff

>>77544122
he isn't british either

I took about 20 driving lessons and then stopped because I hurt my shoulder for a couple weeks and never booked another one. Simply CBA

>>77544032
don't be a jebend it's only your 4th lesson

Made a bit of a boo boo in work today. May as well just quit all together and become a NEET.

>>77544156
hes south african, i know
i.e: from a UN founding member state
HMMM

>>77544171
what happened xxx

rorke biogrty will not be tolerated, you alt right members will fear me. Embrace the /brit/ revolution, comrades.

giving up driving lessons is like when yank retards drop out of school for trivial non-problems. you're a lazy shithead with no long-term consideration, that simple

>>77544171
tuwhl(tell us what happened lad)

>>77544184
got diarrhoea and pooed in the office showers

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>>77544062
love fat wojaks

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>26

>>77544032
>Just learning to drive

17 year old please leave.

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

reminder that there is currently a 40 year old pakistani-born man that pays 13 year old thai girls to fuck dogs and call him daddy

just so you all remember to be on the look out

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>>77544108
>It's real

>>77544189
hard to have long term goals when you're constantly suicidal

>>77544209
dont need a car when you're young cos you dont have a family
can get the train anywhere cheap and quick

>>77544108
wait
who took the photo

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just copped this

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>>77544124
>pointing your arse at the camera while holding a sign that says 'trump'

>>77544257
me

>he drives
>not having at least 3 chauffeurs at your beck and call

>>77544218
had that last week, not too short though it was about 8-9 inches (like my knob waheyyy)
don't anymore though haha

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what whip you man driving?

>>77544179
his youtube channel where he gives away personal details about his life and where he lives must just be to throw people off so they don't suspect he's a spy

>>77544108
how the FUCK did he order it?????
I'm freaking out here

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anime

>>77544032
first 2 are easy shit you'll pick up quick
one that takes the longest is the last one, and never gets quicker when you change cars

>>77544288
jealous desu

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need a gf to kick my arse

>>77544308
cum in her mouth and on her tits

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who here /unrequited love/

>>77544293
Obviously
the only thing stopping the government from turfing him out is his gay internet army and professional disinfo skills

reminder that not having a driving license is the next most abnormie and beta thing after being a virgin

reminder that to cute teenage girls having a car adds +3 to your attractiveness, it's why so many uggo runts shag prime teen slags

>be Londoner
>tube drivers go on strike
>simply CANNOT get to work

>>77544290
The lightweight is an advantage on the downhill

any findom lads fancy being my paypig

i desperately need money haha i need to eat hahaha

Still struggle with holding the biting point to remain stationary on hills

>>77544257
he uses a timer on his camera dickhead

>>77544345
how old are you lol

>>77543857
Nah man, most of the alt right think Trump sold them out to Zionism or something.

>>77544350
we have buses in london mate

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>>77544355
Forgot my pic

Would it be a yankism if I started calling things fake news irl

>>77544365
idiot
thats not even hard

i never had any issues with actually controlling the vehicle, i always struggled ( and still struggle) with understanding the dynamics of the road and the intentions of other drivers

it just confounds me sometimes

>>77544079
You have to admit that, lad culture or not, you have absolutely no merit in finding a gay guy to give you a blowjob. It's like bragging about being able to breath or maintain your balance. Whereas girls are so volatile that it's always a little exploit when your dick ends up inside her mouth (at least it feels like this to me, everytime). That's the rationale behind straight guys telling their sexual prowess

>>77544368
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>>77544267
fucking laughing my balls off

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>>77544345
what does that word mean

>>77544032
like other lad said they all come with practice, but last one is hardest, just be cautious, you won't get failed for being careful unless you let it distract you from other events around you

>>77544343
dont. are you missing your flags for japanese-idol-related reasons

ok lads listen
I have this friend I met when my life was still fucked up a few years ago, hes autistic, goes to the fucking sword fighting things and always tells me how he's gonna beat people up
but we talked in college and he was generally nice to me and he's not really a bad person I think

but he's kinda autistic and messages me on steam to change my nicknames because they are offensive, and lately, I've started ignoring that and just overall been "bee urself"
I'm not british, and I just learned in a pub, that "everyone would smash my face in"

he just asked me a few days ago if I'm in England (which I am for a bit)
what do
am I gonna get stabbed?

>>77544428
(of a feeling, especially love) not returned or rewarded.

not a word

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Why do broadcast–stations reckon on Sk*pe of J*wgle+ as, wat they see as reliable, means of transmission while they have a failure–rate of 50% and the quality of sound is bitty/fades in-and-out?

I care by not a single calorie about seeing some person's face who wants to convey a message or information (, but it is a praxis also done by radio, so that scuppers my initial theory).

>>77544330
not sure it was worth it 2bh
feels extremely shite now

>>77544365
yeah I struggled badly with the clutch, failed my test three times and my bellend instructor recommended I try automatic
got a new instructor instead who was a lot more helpful and explained it better and passed my next test

been driving 3 years and couldn't imagine stalling now, you get used to it

>>77544413
its miles harder to get a gay blowjob than a hetero one (without using apps), because fucking 96.5% of the population is straight

Once you pass your test you can forget 90% of what your instructor taught you. Forget 'mirror signal maneuver', drive as fast as you want, ride the clutch, drink drive. You'll be fine driving is a piece of piss.

>>77544365
More accelerator and more practice lad

We neva gunna have piece until we keel all da wypipo!!!

>>77544443
cum in ass

>>77544418
ok same. last time i had a crush on a girl was when i was 18 or so, thought i was immune to it now but i guess it can happen at any age.

Weird seeing a woman that is 6'6 and realiseing that I'd demolish her in a fight, would probably be able to pick her up and throw her a fair distance.

new rick and morty this sunday be sure to tune in
buy some weed and snacks for the premier too heh!

>>77544485
yes please I need more americans brit banter god please

>>77544345
me last year but I'm getting over it now x

>On the 50mph dual carriageway
>Wanker in the left lane doing 35mph
>Cunt in the right lane doing 75mph

Umm how about we stick to roughly 50 lads x

>>77544531
*rockets past in my clio*
BEENNNNNNNDDDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRR

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this must be the green and pleasant land I've been hearing about

>>77544290
no one on /brit/ owns a car

>>77544531
>being that cunt who drives as slow as the lorries but in the right lane
do yourself in pal

>>77544481
yes yes everybody's parents tell them this but it doesn't help you pass the test, you have to be a good goy to start with before you can jump on the whole "speed limits are for cars from the 70s" bandwagon (which they are)

going to get a cool bottle of cider from the fridge

is the discord not working for anybody else?

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>Watching rick and morty

>>77544531
*does exactly 49mph in the right lane*
silly boys overtaking on the left is illegal x

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>going to get a cool bottle of cider from the fridge

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Fucked a girl on a Duke of Edingburgh camping trip once

It was fucking in tents

Love seeing people speeding past a camera and the flash going off.

going to get a warm gf from the tinder

Bout to crack a cold one with myself

>>77544585
Seen this mentioned a lot but have literally no idea what it is.

>>77544599
police state

>>77544531
>lad doing 75 (likely what you consider to be 75, i.e. 75 on the speedo which is closer to 70) on a dual carriageway is a cunt

Would unashamedly tailgate you until you get out of the way

>>77544592
>mfw some Deano is going apeshit about an inch from my bumper

Sorry lad haha

>>77544599
always do a howl when its a police car or ambulance setting it off

>>77544457
hmmmmmmmmm i don't understand

>>77544628
they save lives sweaty :) x

>>77544592
*passes you on the left at 90mph

>>77544581

what kind of bent cunt uses that

>>77544480
>without using apps
Yeah but fortunately, we are not in 1996.
Even then, you can just go to a gay bar. Ah yes I just got sucked by five guys, I just met. Even in regular clubs with some LGBT people, I get hit on by like three guys a night on average (not counting ladyboys)

>>77544599
They're illegal to use in my area iirc

Illegal to issue a ticket without an officer present, not sure if thats state or county law

ok lads heres another one

theres this guy who owns a fucking ww2 jet, he was an RAF engineer, he's honest, nice, bright, fair, funny, I hugged him once and he's supportive as fuck

is he british?
haahah banter xx
give me a (you)
(the story is real)

Anyone just not care about foreign countries? Like music, tv and films? Just not interested in it if it's not made/set in Britain.

Love brake checking speeding little chavs

>>77544631
Shan't be moving.

Shall be matching the speed of the car in the left lane.

>>77544667
dont get this one either is it supposed to be a joke

>>77544648
the autobahn seems to be doing fine with no speed limit

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i'll never live a normal life lads
i'm too fucked up

>>77544667
what?

>>77544645
nvm haha I got a you that's all I wanted

thank you guys I can now post on /cum/

>>77544598
met my first gf on duke of edinburgh

>>77544675
foreners are scum

>>77544686
we mostly have speed cameras in cities where the limit is 30 :) x

>>77544648
Show me one study from a credible (non-government) source that supports that statement.

NEW
>>77544718
>>77544718
>>77544718

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>>77544688
iktf
all I want is to be like a normal accepted part of society

>>77544599
>has satnav with camera locations that are regularly updated by fellow rule breakers such as myself
>flies past you at 95 and never ever gets caught

now what.....kid

....don't you realise rules were made to be broken?

*puts on sunglasses and walks away from you*

>>77544716
nope. they are on highways too