>americans don't shave their monkeys before eating them

we just microwave them then the skin falls right off

>>77540940
You should learn with the british and pour hot water on it first

>not pickling your UMA

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>Americans leave their toilet paper in the fridge

>he doesn't eat fermented macaco

>>77540896
Even by double entendre standards, this is pretty bad. Step up your game, man.

>>77542000
That's a wonder of world gastronomy.

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>>77542219
it's not a double entendre tho.
americans literally don't shave their monkeys before consumption.

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interesting numbers

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>>77543633
>mfw I don't care about footsphere
I'm untouchable.

>he doesn't leave his flour on ground level instead of cupboards for that crunchy rat turd protein surprise when you bake bread
how do you even live?

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>americans eat macacos with their shoes on

>>77544649
>micks leave their potatoes in the bathtub on christmas eve

>>77544735
>he doesnt slow-cook potatoes in the bathtub