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new MurdochMurdoch edition lads https://youtu.be/tVlhdWO34tE
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anime
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considering moving out again so my children won't be contaminated with the dutch "language"
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nice op
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>watching alt right affiliated or politics youtubers
the virgin hobby
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>>77535878
Wow that was really important to post a new edition 30 posts early

Fuckwit
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friendly reminder to leave me alone cos im onto you
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>>77535937
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I knew about bitcoins when they were £50 a coin, should have just dedicated all my time and funds to it back then. I knew at the time but was too lazy
I'd be a rich investor now with a more diverse portfolio and wouldn't have to be a wage slave
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listening to My Dad Wrote A Porno lads
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>>77535952
hopelijk niet tot ziens
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>>77535953
stop posting his images.
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>>77535962

Alri Mahmood
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>>77535878
This is pretty much how I imagine every yank
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>I knew about bitcoins when they were £50 a coin
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Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared... saying don't be afraid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

really ought to stop letting the runts go outside
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFLdIGNUKuw
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working on a new tag
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@023
>naming me with a paki name because i'm not a spotty virgin
the virgin answer
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used to buy my school lunches with bitcoins, back when they were 50p a bag
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>>77536068
No one cares nerd
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>>77536050
nonce
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right wing death squad
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>>77536068

Runt behaviour
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>nonce
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>>77536068
looks diabolical you talentless runt
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what do you think of this Poland business then lads?
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I had 200 bitcoin back in 2013... then I started sniffing charlie
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Well lads?
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need someone to yank my willy
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I get to babysit Mathilda while her mommy is getting married.
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been re-watching daria recently
not as good as it was when i was younger
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Murdoch Murdoch fucking sucks
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>>77536155
i only get maccas to heal after getting hit by a car so i wouldnt know
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>>77536137
Hate Poles and think 2004 was the biggest mistake the EU ever made
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>>77536155
17
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Cheeky cunts you lot, fucking off to a new while I'm in the bath.

>>77535229
Got a grocery delivery from Tesco last week, driver forgot to bring one of the crates in. Rang him up (had his number because I make drivers call me - doorbell doesn't work), told him he'd missed a load and he came back with it. I didn't make a fuss, just pointed out the error.

He was grateful, knowing I could've called the Tesco office but I called his mobile, just kept it between the two of us.
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West Berkshire
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>>77536169
based black man praise kek
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>>77536155
16,836
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Interstellar was great but I think I rate it so highly because I was going through such a great period in my life, everything was really happy and I was surrounded by friends
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a weak man will change his values for pussy, but a strong man will change women with his dick.
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>>77536137
whats happened
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>>77535308
And the women who broke your heart - did it because I broke theirs.

:)
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>>77536136
its a work in progress you wasteman
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>>77536155
there's only one set of chips on the bottom row
so it's 15 NOT 25
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>>77536155
drink = 10
burger = 5
fries = 1

5 + 1 * 10 = 15
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>>77536191
it seems to have left the country with a majority of brexit-tier mongs
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are tommy
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>>77536204
"BRAAAAAAAAAPPP"
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>>77536155
15.75 (mandatory 5% tip included)
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Children of Techno - Ten Years Later
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watching the first episode of new GoT and the constant feminism is genuinely horrible
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need some md for the weekend lads but haven't used TOR for yonks, anyone got a decent market place. guessing silkroad is monitored these days
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>>77536204
if anything that image proves her point
her PR manager probably told her to take that picture
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>>77536217
utter degenerate
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>6hrs to upload 2go on mega
ahhh yes
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>>77536231
yer da on the train
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>>77536068
get back in the Wired lain
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>>77536155
70
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why is this middle aged man in my country
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>>77536209
the PiS party decided to force through a reform that would put the judiciary under the government rather than independent

that would have led to a LOT of corruption and potential for undermining democracy, one party state, turning poland venezuela-tier

so today the president vetoed the legislation
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teahing my future children how to operate a 303, 808 and a 909
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>>77536155
diabetes
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Female feet.
Opinions?
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need a crane wife
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>>77536204

women are property
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dont get why people hate graffitis
its a nice addition to otherwise blank walls
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>>77536155
25
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>>77536295
dunno
>>77536302
all of your posts are shit
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Murdoch Murdoch is tragic and so is anyone that watches it
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why hello James
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Female cock.
Opinions?
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>>77536309
YES
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also sansa is unbearable
truly unbearable
every second shes on screen im desperately hoping she wont survive the series
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people who say american lit is shit haven't read gene wolfe
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ah yes
this charming housing estate looks much better without all that mucky graffiti on it
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>>77536334
YES
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romeo and juliet
are together in eternity, romeo and juliet
40,000 men and women everyday, like romeo and juliet
40,000 men and women everyday, redefine happiness
another 40,000 coming everyday, we can be like they are
baby, take my hand
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>>77536174
>>77536332
FINE I'll watch some of a Murdoch fucking Murdoch video, just shut up about it.
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>>77536333
yelping
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>>77536322
depends what it is mate
was thinking the other day to buy some spray paint and write /brit/ somewhere and post it here
reckon it's got gimmick potential or what?
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>>77536345
>scifi and fantasy
its indeed shit you fucking mong
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has somebody got the link for the blue whale challenge/game
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>5 + 1 * 10 = 15
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>>77536345
are you looking for a 'dora mate?
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>>77536381
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>>77536355
it literally does
fuck off literal 16 year old
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won't ever recognise missouri
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>>77536328
my gimmicks are for the sake of gimmicks and not for mass popularity
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Had the strangest dream last night lads, I was waiting for a train when all of a sudden I was lying down on the track, bollocks exposed> The next minute a train came speeding through, obliterating my testes, causing an explosion of cum everywhere. When I woke up, i had shit myself.
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>>77536386
tag it multiple time in the same block people will start to think its gang related
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>>77536322
i think blank walls look nicer
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>>77536424
>GMOs
Ah yes
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>>77536322
Most graffiti is just dumb wiggers writing their names in bold letters as if it's cool, or painting fugly paintings. I much rather have a blank wall, since it actually serves as a background instead of a point of focus.
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>>77536217
looks dreadful, the stuff on this (>>77536355) is atleast stylised
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>>77536395
so I assume you only read non fiction? fucking retard
>>77536411
no
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>>77536408
really embarrassing post mate
try finding out what BODMAS is
maybe try BBC bitesize key stage 2?
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>>77536386
did that already la
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>>77536376
Did someone say 40,000?
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>>77536441
a fine post. keep it up.
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>>77536473
I unironically only read nonfiction
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>>77536473
nah i do read fiction
just not scifi and "fantasy" you stupid mong
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>>77536171
It has not aged well at all
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>>77536497
mong
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Lager NICE and COLD
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>>77536497
fucking dire
sort yourself out
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>>77536497
joke about australia
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Mushroom risotto and pork sausages for dinner :3
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>>77536494
delet this
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>>77536263
hello detective
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>>77536497
well you monged that up
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i'm 22 and i still do graffiti with my friends on occasion
got something to say about it? say it to my face
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>>77536424
Reckon the people who do atom bombs must know their stuff to be honest. Would quite like that to be on my CV.

Don't trust Monsanto but it's cool that they can destroy whole cities.
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>>77536302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xPrVSd7Eys
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>really embarrassing post mate
>try finding out what BODMAS is
>maybe try BBC bitesize key stage 2?
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>>77536554
loin?
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weird how /brit/ is turning me into more of a rorke than i would've been to start with
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>>77536497
why did you draw it upside down
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trust the yank to reply about an aspartame post
his brain has been hardwired to defend it wherever possible, releasing endorphins as he presses 'send' and the promise of more diet nectar
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>>77536507
he's a fiction writer you fucking frog mong. you wouldn't know because you clearly haven't read a word of him other than the first page of google
fuck off
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>>77536508
yeah now its even corny and tacky by moments
it was very good before though
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graffiti is for plebs

>>77536575
post your face
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>>77535878
murdoch painfully unfunny
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aspartame is fine
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>>77536575
>say it to my face
where can i find you
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used to call it BIDMAS iah
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>>77536605
>Gene Rodman Wolfe (born May 7, 1931) is an American science fiction and fantasy writer.
stupid twat
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>>77536575
*puts hands on your shoulders*
*looks into your eyes*
*whispers 'no one gives a shit'*
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>>77536633
mug
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>>77536592
lain
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>>77536602
I don't consume sugar free food because it gives me the shit. Try again
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>>77536497
why's it upside–down?
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>>77536536
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>>77536649
shut up
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*puts my willy into your pooey arsehole*
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>>77536620

Restaurant lad?
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>>77536643
>Fantasy is a fiction genre
learn some fucking english you stupid french fuckhead
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>>77536584
Is this a trap or..?
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got level 63 attack on Runescape, which means i need another 400k XP to get to level 70 so i can buy a whip
proper piss take this game, it's going to take days of killing Rockcrabs to get that much xp
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>>77536662
camera software fuckery
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>>77536666
this image still holds much mystery
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>>77536633
Thought it was PEMDAS. That might be the yank way to remember it though.
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>>77536666
stop posting this
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>>77536696
yes
how are you mate
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Runescape, more like Runtscape. Amirite?
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>>77536701
unironically got 99 strength after weeks of using an autoclicker
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>>77536701
got to level 70 on OSRS just from grinding rockcrabs bout 6 months ago
then realised what an utter melt i'd been and havent been on since
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>>77536699
nah its genre fiction
not literary fiction
youre not going to lecture me on books mate. particularly since you read fantasy and scifi
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aspartame was an invention by whitey to close the naturally occurring third eye vision experienced by our ancestral kangz.
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48/2(9+3) = ???
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>>77536701
>killing rockcrabs at 63
lol
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>>77536728
>>77536696
are either of you the ones who moved to that weird port town
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The Yank's intestines have been rendered useless by years of aspartame abuse, forcing him to switch to 'au naturel' Coca-Cola. The first few weeks were hell, the spiking sugar levels from 6L a day and his aspartame withdrawls meant that migranes, diabetic comas and vomiting were common throughout the day, but the brave yank plugged on, and he was soon back to his normal self
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>>77536715
>multiplication before division
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what tthe fuck is asparrtane and why does everyone care about it
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post a good nonce hunter video pls
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glow1:wave: selling raw lobs 300gp ea
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Much British male working class discussion centers on football and comparing girls breasts. If you are moderately sensitive or bright this process becomes very boring. Morrissey seems to capture his disdain perfectly singing the verses in a repetitive and dismissive fashion. In essence, throughout history all women have had different sized breasts so can we talk about something interesting now.
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>>77536746
nah fantasy is fiction, you don't speak english very well so I'll let you off on getting that wrong
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>>77536756
2
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i should go outside one day
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>>77536762
Don't consume soda either
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>>77536791
comedy gold lel
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>>77536701
come wildy ill help you farm green dragons
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>>77536796
fuck off yank
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>>77536728

Found out from a foody m8 that your place is the same owners as Khachapuri? Fakkin love that place, hope you get free food.

Absolutely loving the fact that we arent having a hot moquito-ridden summer this year.
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>>77536756
288 if you evaluate left to right as you as supposed to
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>>77536227
hmmm, I wonder why that could be (?)
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>>77536770
the most studied food additive in the world that has been scientifically proven for decades to be safe time and time again. it's a bit of a meme on /brit/ to act as if it is dangerous and le yanks are stupid
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>>77536769
>get given a fake willy that looks like a skinned saveloy
>doctors circumcise it


talk about adding insult to injury
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>>77536819
reported for luring
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>>77536831
correct

>>77536799
wrong
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>scifi and fantasy
the virgin writer
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>>77536864
it's a semi-autobiographical novel
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dad accused me of going feral earlier
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don't understand hating women tbqh
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>Smiling can literally change the chemicals in your brain to make you feel more positive, happy, and confident
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big willies in my bum


mmmmmmmmmmmm
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why does every tv show have to have a gay version even though they only make up 1% of the population

reckon the jews might have something to do with this
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>>77536857
tfw logged out in member gear and can't do shit now
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>>77536924
pics
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>>77536379
Don't. It's stupid.
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>>77536836
*eye jitters and finger spastically squeezes and unsqueezes the trigger on his submachine gun from aspartame withdrawals*
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>>77536701

ah yes i too remember being 13 years old
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>>77536756
48/2 = 24
24*12 = 288
easy
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>>77536901
they can get sex easier so therefore all of life is easier
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>>77536925
gays love watching TV
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oh I say
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>>77536928
is your name marcel?
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>>77536925
they literally dont
t. gay who wishes they did
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>>77536906
jewish lies so the population start smiling more, the polluted air hitting directly the teeth and rotting them so the jewish dentists can rack in more money
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>>77536941
any scientific proof for that or are you just going to keep memeing
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>>77536944
>didn't even solve the equation

stupid cunt
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>he thinks gays are only 1% of the population
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w-why do pakis hate me so much, lads?
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>>77536951

How do you know?

Bet you watch a lot of tv.
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>>77536977
this is a very anti-semitic post
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>>77536966
nah i'm not a bendre
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>>77536836
lol. youre probably a globehead too
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>>77536998
*kicks you*
ugly bastard
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i'm getting vibes that the 17.5 year old thinks we should start dating on her 18th birthday because she thinks it's against the law otherwise
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>I'm not gay

idk dude having a dude's DNA inside you is pretty my guy
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>>77536988
your """diet""" drinks aren't good for you runtoid

stick to water
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>>77537011
I had a good dutch mate on runescape called marcel and he's TWICE the man you'll ever be
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Who /chippyfortea/ here?
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>Less Than 50% of Teens Identify as Straight, Says New Study
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>>77537004
i think hes jokng
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never been a bender and never will be but I can't lie cock tastes decent
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>>77536998
Because you shit everywhere and bark at everyone
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>>77536999
ah yes the russian goes straight for gay projection

par for the course
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>>77537047
I'm a girl and having a guys dna inside of me is perfectly natural

you are aware that /brit/ is a girly general, aren't you?
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>>77537054
nah, ordered a curry in
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>Experience not required but essential

what did the job advert mean by that
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any wasteman in
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>uhh uhh, the scientists said it was safe so it is!!
the virgin rhetoric
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>>77537052
stop moving the goalposts. we are talking about aspartame. could you cite any studies that prove aspartame causes the side effects you just described?
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Now is the perfect time to start a 360/ps3 game collection
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>>77537075
I wish it were
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>>77537054
is that just a normal battered sausage? looks a bit off desu
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is there a method of bumming a lad in a non-gay way?
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>they can get sex easier so therefore all of life is easier
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>>77537110
Supposed to be normal. It's just burnt.
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started using legacy captcha again
back to the easy ones
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>>77537056
that's just because it's hip to be gay/bi/whatever

>>77537054
>no gravy
>no peas
>not even curry
ah yes, the southerner
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>>77537075
pics
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>>77537148
make sure your willys dont touch
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>>77537054
What's in the pie?
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got the knob out lads
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>>77537004
he's a false flagging kike
don't listen to none rorke french flags
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>>77537188
oh yeh?
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>not having a parmo for tea
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>>77537101
why?
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got the knob in lads
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>>77537215
fuck off smoggie kiddie fiddler
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>why yes, i do eat aspartame
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>got more lyrics than the church got "ooh lords"
>and he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
>or even one with two blades on it
>hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it

what did he mean by this?
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can't stand pork products lads
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Anyone else terrified of getting old? i'm 19, born in 1998 and i feel like an old fuck and it makes me really depressed, i don't want to get old, the fact that kids born in 2002 are 15 now makes me really depressed anyone else feel this way?
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>>77537215
is there something beneath that cheese and ham?
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>>77537215
ah yes, the north-easterner
>>
>>77537053
probably I'm not even good at the game
>>
>>77537215
Ah yes, the breast cancer and chips special.
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>>77537215
>ham
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>>77537254
fuck off teenager
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>>77537054
a pie AND a sausage?
fat bastard
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so bored
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>>77537254
dont care ill be dead before i hit 30
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>>77536256
tell me more.
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>>77537254
>born in 1998
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>77537262
chicken
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3za0Uj0Q0Y

frog choon innit

big up the one of our resident frenchman who posted this here once
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>>77537254
The fact that kids born in 98 are 19 makes me feel this way
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>>77537284
he had max stats so fuck your dad
>>
>>77537297
do you want me to fuck you up you greasy british fuck?
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>be from manchester
>mfw I found out that other parts of the country don't have gravy on their chips
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gf looks happy with her new toy
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>>77537215
would smash that but cant ever remember having ham on my parmo
>>
>>77537254
FOT
>>
>>77537327
where is he now
>>
who /1999/ here
>>
>>77537312
do people use mec and meuf in normal conversation? hadnt heard of these words until today.
>>
https://youtu.be/La4Dcd1aUcE
>hahahaha bro did you know this song is about nucular war?!?!
god i hate normals
>>
>>77537341
disgraceful nonce
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>>77537325
>>
>>77537330
you're a literal child mate
>>
hope the world ends soon
>>
>>77537361
yes
>>
>>77537359
potential underage
>>
>>77537359
me. just turned 18
>>
>>77537370
she is nearly 22 stop projecting
>>
>>77537362
>hahahaha bro did you know this song is about nucular war?!?!
big if true
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>his local doesn't have chocolate rolo parmos
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>>77537374
>most kids born in 2000 already lost their virginity
>>
>>77537254
girl who's going to be my gf in under a month was born in 2000. strange feeling, going to see if she's into daddy play and me spanking her with the belt lightly
>>
>>77537381
a child with a 19 cm throbbing cock, i can slide it up your what 23? years old twink ass you fucking faggot fight me, i finished a bottle of jack daniels and fought off 3 dutch tourists today
>>
>>77537312
I used to think that. Now I'm 36 and wish I'd planned ahead.
>>
>>77537419
need to try that
>>
>>77537362
no, it's a song about red ballons
>>
>>77537354
I don't know lol
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>>77537430
reee
>>
>he doesn't even have personal memory of his country winning le Coupe du Monde
Oh, deary me.
>>
"ich bin ein Berliner"
-John "Jonno" F. Kennedy
>>
>>77537391
hmm ok, seemed a bit odd had never heard them mentioned but then wasnt looking i suppose. good work fella.
>>
>>77537433
mate ur 19 and an alcoholic
shut the fuck up

>>77537441
are you married?
>>
>people of middlesbrough are the fattest in the uk, have the lowest life expectancy and highest cardiovascular disease rates

Ah yes.
>>
>>77537478
>he doesn't even remember the Zidane headbutt
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>>77537433
>19 year old bp
>>
the gf has been posting on r/gonewild again
>>
>>77537493
>are you married?
No. Never had a relationship longer than a weekend.
>>
>>77537454
I'll give you a hint, he's under my desk
>>
>>77537522
share with your friends on /brit/
>>
anyone planning to play gw2 when the xpac drops? want to make a brit guild? the 4chan one is really tumblr-y i assume since the game's sjw-bait
>>
>>77537522
my sister does
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>>77537536
bit gay
>>
>>77537533
Did your parents have any children that lived?
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ahh the classic, meatball parmo served in a brioche bun
>>
>>77537564
SIR YES SIR
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>>77537552
fuck off nerd
>>
>>77537558
Not gay if balls aren't touching
>>
>>77537552
is guild wars 2 good now
got it on release and never got into it
>>
RIP MS paint
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>>77537568
you mean 'burger'?
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>>77537254
I'm 24 mate and I look drastically older than I did at 18/19. Mainly my skin on my face looks old and shitty. Not wrinkly just... bad. Probably because I've eaten a Tesco meal deal for lunch and a ready meal for dinner for going on 2 years solid now.
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>>77537564
>Did your parents have any children that lived?
>>
love aspartame me
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>>77537552
Didn't like the class system
>>
bf is bringing a new bull over tonight
bit nervous i must say
>>
>>77537612
umm no its a parmo
>>
>>77537552
oh fuck off yank
you'll never be welcome here
>>
>>77537631
alri karl
>>
New podcast from the pasty ginger freckled red headed cunt.
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>>77537631
comrade
>>
listening to redditwave and feeling nostalgic for a decade i was born after

recommend me some sci fi films with an 80s feel lads
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>>77537495
should nuke it. awful fucking place
>>
>>77537670
ed sheeran?
>>
>>77537687
Kung Fury
>>
>>77537687
Super 8
>>
MAKE
A FUCKING
NEW
>>
>>77537687
Bladerunner
>>
nu

>>77537722

>>77537722

>>77537722
>>
you make the new you ballbag cockmunching bellsniff
>>
>>77537662
>>77537679
'ri
>>
WHAT THE FUCK?

Left the MP3 player charging all fucking day. Or at least it was plugged in and turned on and SAID it was charging. Now? Ah yes, ZERO battery. Remember when technology actually worked more than it fucked up and stressed you out?

I am NOT doing the dishes in silence.
>>
>>77537687
thief (with a bonus synthwave ost by tangerine dream)
>>
>>77536620

It was funny as fuck
>>
Help please
>>77537962
>>
>>77537311
me too lad
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