>Americans

good post
I shall consider myself bantered

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>>77535273
post your penor
do you ever feel bad for being so inhumanely mutilated as a baby?
You do realize only muslims and other 3rd worlders do that, right?
I feel bad for you. I really do

>>77535238
>recommended them that procedure as a way to stop masturbation

As far as I know, it can also prevent some nasty diseases.

>>77535330
Jews do it too

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>be american
>forget to fly your flag on your front porch
>neighbor calls the police on suspicion of you being a communist
>police officers arrive and shoot you 50 times on the spot for moving your eyelids in a threatening manner
>your family receives a $500,000,000 hospital bill to cover the costs of pronouncing you dead
>neighbor is arrested and sentenced to 100 years in maximum security prison for illegal ownership of kinder eggs

such is life in america

>>77535273
>circumcision helps with premature ejaculation, which very often leads to break up and shameful moments

you may consider yourself unbantered

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>>77536442
>illegal ownership of kinder eggs

>>77536518
Then why do Americans have one of the highest divorce rates in the world?

>>77536641
it has nothing to do with marriage though... if you were a girl, would you marry a man who cant do anything in bed?
these people cant even get married, i bet

>>77536641
nobody signs prenups and we have a culture of avarice, probably

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>>77536442
>be euro
>chocolate is so shitty you have to put toys inside of them in order to sell the food
I think I've seen that strategy before, actually

>>77536801
>be American
>put vomit flavor inside your chocolate because that's what your lack of industry standards has had you used to

>>77536923
Are you referring to hershey's?
Have tasted it and the best description to the taste is chemical vomit.

>>77536801
>be american, at least 100x more developed than russia
>still use asbestos in the construction of buildings

>be american, the leader of steel industry on tall buildings
>the greatest buildings ever built, collapse when two airplanes flies at them, third collapses for fun
>at the same time mortar team in bagdad hits 1000x hits on a fucking sandbuilding with iron abutments.
>cant make it collapse

literally what

>>77535316
>say no to nwo
Cracks me up everytime

>>77537257
Hershey's process "naturally" develops butyric acid (the vomit flavor thing), other producers make normal chocolate and then add it because Americans actually think chocolate is supposed to taste like rancid milk

>>77537323
This is getting weird.

>>77537263
>be american, at least 100x more developed than russia
>still use asbestos in the construction of buildings

>be Finnish
>literally live in the 1970s because you're 50 years behind the West

https://www.epa.gov/asbestos/us-federal-bans-asbestos

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>>77535238
>Ameriburgers get their dicks mutilated
H-Ha ha.. that's so stupid..
ha-ha..stupid Americans.. ha..
yeah..

>>77537482
>still live in the 70's
very incorrect. this country is uninhabitated, so it only looks empty. but we are in time with technology and education. the culture is on 50's, sure.
how fast is your internet connection, for example?(i cant find a better one this instant)

mine is 120mb/s, it is about 22 dollars a month

>>77537590
>not understanding my insult
>because your education system apparently can't teach the lingua franca

You are a timetraveler from the 1970s because you're relying on stereotypes that haven't existed for half a century. It's as embarrassing as American politicians who accidentally blurt out "the USSR" instead of saying Russia in the year 2017.

>>77537590
>>77537706
http://ibasecretariat.org/lka_eu_ban.php

Holy fuck nevermind, apparently the EU finally unilaterally banned asbestos in 2005. The USA banned it in 1973. You picked the absolute worst topic my friend.

>>77535316
Gotta keep the surplus population down somehow. Plus the overwhelming amount of firearm-related homicides are nigger-on-nigger violence so nothing of value was lost.

>>77538402
More importantly, it's only American-on-American violence.

>>77535316

are you saying YOU wouldnt shoot off an alien attacking your arm?

>>77538886
aliens aren't real, anon...

>>77535330
nobody cares about your pity man

>>77538886
Maybe there's a reason aliens there try to bite you while ours behave nicely

>>77535238
>someone finally acknowledges kellogg's wrongdoings
THANK YOU