What's the most British thing you've done recently?

Fish and chips.

>>77535006
Forgot to brush my teeth. Again.

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>wake in a town that used to be French but was populated by loyalists after deporting the French to Louisiana
>select 3 names at random from the Québec City phone book, call and remind them that they will live their entire lifetimes under Her Majesty's reign.
>masturbate as they weep their sad papist tears
>head into town to a fish & chip take-out place where the waitress is French.
>get an erection while in the queue
>pay for my meal with a $20, because the Queen's face is on it
>get shoes shined by East Indian shoe shine boy, who I exclusively refer to as Dunga Din.
>select 3 random names from First Nations reserve phonebook, sneeze on fabric swaths and mail them to the addresses.
>head over the border, dip several tea bags in filthy Boston harbor [sic]. I will later serve these teas to American guests as revenge
>as I go to bed at night, I ask Anglican Jesus to bless and save our Queen

>>77535006
to blame someone else about a thing that went wrong in my life when it was obviously my own fault

tea and biscuits

>>77535006
Bullied an Irish poster for no good reason.

>>77535006
Bullied a Yank for no good reason

Waited in a queue

Bullied a Germ for no real reason

played some football manager 2017

Got bullied by some Pakis for no good reason.

>>77535723
I used to pronounce it kwehweh

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>>77535923

>>77535923
good man

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>>77535923
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT?

>>77536074
Kway-you-way

>>77536074
"kiú"

>>77535093
cucklel

>>77535923
'k-huh'

stayed really drunk for the last few weeks

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>>77536215
That's not even close to how it's pronounced