what does sex with an italian girl feel like?

Your dick smells like pasta bolognese for a week later.

>>77528303
You tell me
>>77528324
Rude

Expensive

>>77528303
Put your dick inside a pizza. There you go!

File: autismi.jpg (137KB, 914x598px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 914x598px

Could you have sex with her if she same blank facial expression for the whole time?

File: 1469635928402.png (55KB, 217x190px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 217x190px

Just like a mamma used to make

File: 1476920079142.png (90KB, 572x505px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 572x505px

>>77528544

>>77528544
>>77528597
samefag

>>77528544
>>77528597
>>77528616

Stop samefagging retard

>>77528544
>>77528597
>>77528616
>>77528669

Samefag

salty bags of bolognese

File: conchiglione.jpg (13KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 300x300px

You put your penne in her conchiglione and fill her up like a ravioli.

>>77528303

Not disgusting since Italian girls wash their pussy unlike brit ogresses

File: 1500638558942.jpg (63KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 633x758px

what does sex with a girl feel like?

>>77528303
nothing special

If she doesn't have a pretty face and can do ahegao then I can't cum so probably shit

>>77528303
>tfw two qt italian grills moved to my small town
whited in progress!

>>77529605

Go ahead and throw a thousand years of evolution away

Like reading Dante, your experience will be fapping from afar

>>77529666
thanks but no thanks, i don't feel like becoming finnish

>>77529433
I would wager a good quarter of this site doesn't know.

>>77529108
lewd

>>77528480
I couldn't have sex with her otherwise

File: 1468477768610.jpg (21KB, 272x245px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 272x245px

it felt great until yesterday night

File: handy.jpg (32KB, 630x688px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 630x688px

Do Italian girls give good handjobs?

>>77529666
>Italians and Estonians diverged only 1000 years ago

>>77529972
Only a quarter?

>>77529605
BALTED.com

>>77530293
Why the tears, fratellino?

File: 1500911237968.jpg (162KB, 630x688px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 630x688px

>>77530838
yes

>>77528303
How am I supposed to know?

>>77531197
You know from experience?

>>77528544
>>77528597
>>77528616
>>77528669
>>77528682
samefaggots

>>77528303
angry

>>77532547
>>77528544
>>77528597
>>77528616
>>77528669
>>77528682
aforementioned homosexual

>>77528303
Whitebois will never ever know that, Italian girls are for the BBC only

>>77528303
My GF is Arbëreshë which are ethnic Albanians living in Italy since 300-500 years, Christian Albanians who fled the Ottoman conquest of Albania 500 years ago.

Her last name is Italian and I'm assuming shes mixed genetically between Italian and Albanian after her family living in Italy for so long.

Lets say shes half Italian, anyway, it feels pretty good. Pussy is tight, tits are big and she's got a fetisch for northern european guys which makes it kinda hot "breeding her".

>>77532793
Yep, and by going for that BBC they're not race-traitors either. Sorry, Mario, you're not left out because of the second "B" in the BBC equation, but the first.

>>77532985
>triggered whitebois be like
LMAO

>>77528303
maybe like a swarthy french girl

File: il gattopardo.jpg (20KB, 337x446px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 337x446px

>>77532861
Is this Norman Mindset?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_southern_Italy

do you lads ever take a step back from the memes and realise how autistic it is for a bunch of virgins to argue about who can fuck Italian girls on a mongolian cartoon image board

>>77528303
Probably, like something hot and exhausting. And in the morning you should buy a navaja to go zumpata with her kamorrista brother

>>77533247
yes but when I do I get sad

File: 1438469999475.png (11KB, 307x462px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 307x462px

>>77533298
>navaja
>zumpata

Do Italian girls likes big french cock?

>>77533298
>buy a navaja to go zumpata with her kamorrista brother

I have no idea what this means

File: 151ox1.jpg (46KB, 917x871px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 917x871px

my italian gf cheated on me with a french guy in paris

>>77533370
follow up question, do they like small french cock ?

>>77533385
Navaja - spanish folding knife, which was popular among other europeans - italians, germans, french.
Zumpata - a knife duel in Camorra crime organization.

File: pepe.jpg (178KB, 1024x587px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 1024x587px

>>77533135
It feels kind of dirty "conquering" and "mating" with females belonging to another ethnic group t b h. Playing the role of a conqueror impregnating a woman from another ethnic group in bed turns me the fuck on.

>>77533535
what is a campanian doing in russia?

File: hero_EB20030914REVIEWS08309140302AR.jpg (113KB, 1200x500px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1200x500px

>>77533247
>virgins

Hmmpph. Speak for yourself.

>>77533392

I hope you forgave her

>>77533596
I'm not a campanian, I've just read a book. "Worldwide history of knife fighting" by Denis Cherevichnik. Not a flawless thing

>>77533569
This is indeed the Viking/Norman spirit.

>>77533569
pewds?

>>77533659
Why? That is grounds for instant dismissal without pension.

>>77533370
Well, the Italian bloke above said they only go for the BBC, so probably yes.

>>77533747
t. pewds

File: navaja-.jpg (25KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 800x800px

>>77533352
>>77533385
>Navaja
He is mixing Spanish with Italian.

File: leopard_tomasi-Lampedusa_visconti.jpg (15KB, 350x220px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 350x220px

>>77533569
Does she ever give you a look like this?

A med girl like this would drive me wild.

>>77534053
she looks like she is trying to hold in a poo

>>77533747
Pewds live in Brighton or Bradford or whatever mate,
in Bongistan. Its more likely that you are Pewds than me being him.
>>77534053
Girls, her included, often do that wrinkle thing with their eyebrows and breath heavily when you insert the benis in vagina slowly for the first few thrusts during sex.

>>77533988
I just don't know how do Italians call navaja-like folding knives.
https://youtu.be/e03h6qOUPYE

File: MonicaBellucci.webm (3MB, 1694x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1694x720px

>>77534053
southern Girls are the best

File: 1485108825917.jpg (19KB, 405x405px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 405x405px

>>77528303
>tfw no Italian waifu to make gnocchi for you
I can't even deal with it anymore

File: clauds.gif (899KB, 412x240px) Image search: [Google]

899KB, 412x240px

>>77534168
tfw

>>77528303
My first time was with an Italian girl, kind of.
She's French and born here but both her parents are Italian
It felt good and since the whole party heard it and she was a new girl in the school I built myself a short term alpha reputation for a couple months in high school

>>77535324

And now you're here

File: large_the_leopard_blu-ray_3x.jpg (122KB, 1920x885px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1920x885px

>>77535110
Agreed

>>77528303
>this thread
h-hot

File: Time was ago.jpg (177KB, 528x516px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 528x516px

>>77535370
Tell me it was worth it

File: sophia-loren-20184767.jpg (53KB, 581x436px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 581x436px

>>77535404
agreed

File: madame.jpg (696KB, 958x1341px) Image search: [Google]

696KB, 958x1341px

>>77535641
Patrician.

>it's a "nordics fetishize our ugly women and stroking their dicks to cherrypicked pictures of Italian actresses" thread

>>77535110
good movie

>>77528324
I fail to see the problem.

File: swedenshitpost.jpg (194KB, 1566x498px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 1566x498px

>>77536432
I've seen this episode before

File: Diane_Fleri.jpg (1MB, 1000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1500px

>>77536432
>the eternal luigi spreading lies so Gothic barbarians won't come and sack them again and carry off their women

i see what's happening giacomo.
i see

>>77533569
Lucky for you it's happening to your women on a mass scale right now

>>77537409
Way to go for the low-hanging fruit

>>77537468
It's the easiest

File: 15823694.jpg (103KB, 687x960px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 687x960px

>>77536432
pic related is a 6/10 in italy :^)

>>77536551
What's the film?

>>77537814
tokyo drift

File: angery.jpg (32KB, 620x382px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 620x382px

>>77536432
Alright, just for you Mario, we'll stop posting attractive Italian women and start posting ugly ones instead.

I'm not even Nordic, I'm basically Mediterranean. You see, I am mostly Scottish, which means I have some Gaelic ancestry, which means I probably have some Irish ancestry, which makes me part Atlanto-Mediterranean and thus makes qt Italian women my birthright.

>>77538173
WE

>>77537771
Good thing there is the Schengen agreement. Italy, I am coming for you

>>77538173
>Atlanto-Mediterranean
what

File: delissimo.jpg (115KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 600x450px

>>77538173
hawt

>>77538351
t. errone

File: IMG_5192.jpg (35KB, 600x418px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 600x418px

>>77537409
Its not hot when others fuck our women. The Swedish women who run after nignogs should be gassed t b h

>>77538385
now there's a girl who enjoys her pasta

>>77538351
read anthroplogy and racist haplotype/skull measuring forums lol.

But seriously, the British Isles have large so called "Mediterranean" ancestry from the first farmers in the Neolithic, who sailed up the Atlantic coast from Spain. That ancestry is more concentrated in Celtic areas as opposed to Anglo-Saxon ones.

#HBD #Science #WeWuzMegalithBuilders

>>77538609
welsh are italian?

>>77533686
zumpata literally means jump

t.southerner

>>77538418
Is it hot when you fuck their women though? Should nignogs who run after the BNC be splashed with acid or honour killed?

>>77529666
ahahahaha I'm laughing like a madman uuuuahahahaha SUBHUMAN IRRELEVANT FUCKWIT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ESTONIA SUPERIOR TO ITALY GENETICALLY... UUUUOOOOOOOOH AHAHAHHAHA!!!

>>77538648
That's one way to put it lol.

Tacitus actually talks of Welsh tribes originating in Spain as evidenced by their dark curly hair.

Also, Celtic languages are the most closely related to the Romance ones, from the broader group 'Italo-Celtic'.

Celts are Med, it's science!

File: foccaciadiabetes.jpg (347KB, 1024x772px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1024x772px

>>77538429
Yeah baby!

Here, have some more...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/pictures/7922738/Miss-Cicciona-2010-The-Miss-Chubby-Italy-beauty-contest-in-pictures.html

File: Wales.pre-Roman.jpg (507KB, 1727x1794px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 1727x1794px

>>77538648
>>77538824
Found the relevant quote:
"... the swarthy faces of the Silures, the curly quality, in general, of their hair, and the position of Spain opposite their shores, attest to the passage of Iberians in old days and the occupation by them of these districts; ..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silures

WE WUZ SIESTA

>>77538715
about that, you sound like you won an extra chromosome at the genetic lottery

>>77538715
Italians only have good genes due to Cisalpine Gauls, true story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyGURNxyHU&t=55s

how hard is it to find a girl like vid related? if its even slightly common ill start learning italian right now

>>77538648
Northern spaniards actually.

>>77540355
>ill start learning italian right now

nope, extremely uncommon, we are also very full

>>77541833
Do Italian chicks crave the BCC? I may move there if so...

>>77542239
I don't think anybody craves BCC

File: bride-kidnapping1.jpg (65KB, 468x312px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 468x312px

So are we all in agreement? We will meet up somewhere in southern France and form an international group for the sole purpose of capturing italian qts.

every able bodied man able to carry an italian qt on his shoulders will get a cutie, if there are not enough to go around some will have to find pretty italian men who can pass for one.

Ask an arab

>>77542239
>he's a nigger

lol

>>77543235
B ig
C aucasian
C ock

>>77543563
More like Big Canadian Cuck

>>77543563
italians hate blacks retard
much more so than any other western european country

>>77543563
il negro signori

File: 11949491_10206460597626478_2020194607199584491_n-k9lG-U11007318140748UC-1024x576%40LaStampa.it.jpg (63KB, 999x563px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 999x563px

>>77543667
>italians hate blacks
Uhm, try again, sweetie

>all this talk of BBC
Explain how I'm black and a wizard then

File: 1500902447341.jpg (74KB, 960x717px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 960x717px

>>77528303
Fucking an Italian girl is as close as a living man can get to god.

File: dog explode failure no.gif (3MB, 273x206px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 273x206px

>>77543590
CANADA DELETA EST

>>77528303
I'll probably never know

>>77543823
because you're black

>>77528303
Ask a North African, romanian, or Albanian

>>77533569
kek that's how I feel when I fuck white girls

File: Screenshot_05202017_110407_PM.png (851KB, 918x604px) Image search: [Google]

851KB, 918x604px

>>77543784
This