margot robbie edition
anime
>>77528145
looks great for 32
any HASTINGS man in
NEED to stick my penis in a girl lads
i am god
your waifu is trash
your thread is trash
WAHEY
ANOTHER THREAD FOR US TO LARK ABOUT IN LADS
WAHEY
*dances on the table*
>Londoner posts about his supposed utopia on /brit/
>Dumb inbred provincials! (The Londoner enjoys the yank vernacular)
*Walks outside*
*Religion of peace truck hits him at 100mph*
*Wakes up in hospital*
*Sees Sadiq khan*
>Oh hello ma-
*Sadiq khan turns to cameras*
>This is a horrible incident but ultimately nothing to do with any religion and simply part and parcel of life in a city
*Walks away*
>1 week passes
*Wakes up to burning all over body*
>A man of Asian descent stands over him
*Acid burns his face further as he drifts into unconsciousness*
would consider watching youtubers if they didn't get paid by time watched
it means they all end up turning a point that can be summed up in a minute or two into a 15-20 minute video and youtube is a terrible medium for anything vaguely long
>>77528145
no tits
how do I play open TTD
seems a bit confusing
australian is one of the worst female accents
need to stick my penis in margot robbie lads
australian is one of the best female accents
playing XCOM
australian is one of the best british accents
>>77530086
greasy old dingo maybe
hate women
they're so illogical
>>77530098
always upset when i watch youtube on my phone and remember ads exist
>>77530103
It is but there's a tutorial iirc
keep falling asleep at my desk
>>77530125
very straight
>>77530116
>australian
they have different accents there mate
>>77530113
Good luck with that *snorts loudly*
>>77530098
it's a bad strategy for youtube tbqh
shitloads of long videos means that the site bandwidth/storage will be stretched
I just lovelovelove luuuhhhvvvee my caffeine. Love it!
Tea, coffee, energy drinks, caffeine anhydrous. I don't use it as much as it sounds like, but I like to utilize different ROAs. ;)
>>77530101
W.T.F
dad just told me about shark finning. they rip the fins from the still-living shark then kick the rest into the ocean, still alive, where it dies on the seabed because it can't swim or protect itself.
really hate chinks
>>77530150
is there a noticeable difference between perth and sydney accent
>>77530001
I live in a £10 million 4 story house in a leafy area which is literally 100% white. My experience of London has been great
Not denying that there are shite areas, I see them when I sometimes have to take a bus, but London is fucking vast and there are neighbourhoods that feel completely different. Simply don't appreciate being lumped together with garbage paki council estate areas when my tiny suburb is probably bigger than your entire provincial town
I just can't imagine being that obsessed with a area in which I don't live and don't know much about
Ah yes, (((multiculturalism)))
>Indian Muslim teenager, 19, 'was kidnapped by Taser-wielding balaclava-clad men then raped and murdered by having her throat slit in honour killing after she began relationship with an Arab'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4724802/Indian-Muslim-teenager-kidnapped-raped-murdered.html
>>77530150
don't agree. there's just varying strengths
australian is one of the best american accents
>>77530170
we need to organize another punitive expedition
What the fuck is a provincial? Sounds like something a paki who learned English watching American television would say
>>77530185
hello my white friend
>>77530164
>ROAs
what
>>77530177
funny how they mention the race/religion of the victim but not the perpetrators even though it's akk very relevant
>>77530173
>literally 100% white
>in london
>>77530101
couldn't tell what was going on so it wasn't really scary
London is a beautiful, premium European/American-style city
>>77530204
route of administration
>>77530170
why cant they eat the rest of the shark?
>Australia is spacious
>UK is cramped
>Australia is rich
>UK is poor
>Australia has no nukes or good army
>UK has nukes and good army
Hmm....doing some calculations...
>>77530206
>>>/ummah/
>>77530113
why would you want your willy to freeze?
>I live in a £10 million 4 story house in a leafy area which is literally 100% white. My experience of London has been great
mate's gf keeps inviting me and the gf out for drinks
Would rather kill myself than live outside London
Britain is so fucking ugly and shit
>>77530194
would be 110% behind it, just like old times.
>>77530240
because they don't care about the shark, it's for some poncey dick medicine or soup or whatever
>>77530230
>European/American
Do you mean
“Western”
>>77530206
hello nigger
>>77530239
return on advertising
>>77530125
Gutted this didn't work on my PC. Didn't even mod it or anything. Bought it in Steam Sale, downloaded, installed, clicked play, watched my PC go BSoD 5 seconds later. Tried again, PC restarted and game uninstalled itself somehow. Fucking aliens.
>>77530202
sup esse
>London is a beautiful, premium European/American-style city
Just plugged a g of caffeine
feel sorry for big lenny lads
his whole life revolves around bodybuilding. Long shifts doing a shitty job in a hospital to afford all his steroids + food and the palumboism makes him look like utter shit from the front
>>77530171
i lived in perth for a few months, people asked me later on the east coast if i was from perth sometimes. so there is something in it that australians could pick up. i did try not to have an accent but you cant help picking it up over time.
>>77530247
>>UK has good army
oh sweaty
>>77530308
t. armchair general
saw a snapchat news thing about "problematic emojis" that turned into a lesson about unicode code point sequences
mixed feelings about that one
really wish caffeine wasn't the socially acceptable stimulant
so many better ones
>>77530271
they dont need to care about the shark to use the rest of it. but is the rest of the meat not a thing that people will eat and pay for?
interesting how people who dont live in London care more about all the horrible shit that goes on there more than the people who actually live there. Always the same excuse
>well my area is ok so who cares lol
Talk about cunts in ivory towers jfc.
>PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE FOLLOWING LEGAL AGREEMENT...
*clicks "I Agree"*
Why does the Indian in Cheshire get so angry about "non-whites" when hes not even white himself?
>>77530308
Name 10 better armies.
>>77530329
GOT EM
so bored
Fuck off we're full
>>77530247
australian army is a regional power
>>77530247
>>UK is poor
???????
>>77530337
coffee tastes nicer than the others though
>>77530344
you're my slave now, runt
leftypol has never been able to come up with a good reply to hello nigger
he must be absolutely seething
greetings from cracker barrel lads
>>77530173
post a pic of outside your gaff then you bullshitter
Mum's crying because of Charlie Gard
>>77530335
MASHABLE
A
S
H
been lifting for 6 years at this point
barely made any gains in the last 2-3 years, such is the natty life
>>77530373
most british people are lower-middle class
we're quite poor in western terms
>>77530355
why are you posting an american cartoon if you hate yanks so much
>>77530301
He has good friends, a level of fame which most in his position will never achieve, and trannies to satisfy his needs.
I wouldn't worry about him too much
>>77530337
name ONE
>>77530299
Lol why?
>>77530349
well there's 8 better
guess it's only a matter of time before we drop out the top 10
business–idea: spray–paint “FOYs” all over my local American Golf outlet.
>>77530379
this utterly baffles the brit
>>77530379
who you calling a cracker?
>>77530344
*legally confiscates your pineal glands for the next Iphone*
child homelessness in the UK has gone up by a third. so much for being 1st world.
Don't believe anyone genuinely likes opera, or art etc. They're all just there to pretend they do, and they're somehow elevated.
>>77530390
speak for yourself povvo chav cunt
County Down, more like county Down Syndrome
>>77530399
modafinil
>>77530379
the fucking state of that egg
just had a tiny bump of coke. need to stay awake.
>>77530391
i like yanks
>>77530379
Thought that was a cheese brand
>>77530417
opera music sounds really nice though
>>77530355
It's gotten to the point where I'm sober and also started watching anime again.
Grim times.
>>77530399
microdoses of speed and LSD.
>>77530405
>japan at no. 4
>>77530426
>County Down
Downsshire
>>77530399
1st plateau dxm
>>77530379
hungry now
>>77530373
Standard of living, GDP per capita etc we're one of the worst off western countries in existence. There isn't a single US state with a lower GDP per capita than us.
>>77530379
somone chundered on your burger mate
>Don't believe anyone genuinely likes opera, or art etc. They're all just there to pretend they do, and they're somehow elevated.>>77530417
>>77530405
>Japan
>not even allowed to have a proper standing army
>France
>wut.jpg
>South Korea
>would literally be invaded overnight if not for constant US troop presence
>Italy
>not been relevant for 2000 years
Poor bastard, you fell for the "le interwebz is always true" meme.
>>77530173
you'll excuse me if i literally do not believe you. you're here all the time, and statistically you're far more likely to be an or a poor person. i find it hard to believe that literal multi millionaires spend their entire days shitposting on 4chan.
In the event it WERE true, it still wouldn't hold bearing to the fact the majority of the city is a shit hole, with a Muslim mayor voted in, who goes on national television and tells everyone terrorist attacks are part and parcel of living there. It seems the only white people you see in London on the news are in parades against the police, or racism, or a pride parade, the irony of the last one haha
i mean doesn't it bother you? it would if I lived there.
>>77530417
went to a contemporary art museum in liverpool once
one of the things was a TV with an hour long recording of different people looking into the camera and saying swear words, one was a structure made out of burnt toast
unironically made me really do a big think
>>77530452
might watch some 'me
dont really enjoy it though
>>77530454
now imagine them if they were actually militaristic
who else /coolwiththelocalpikeys/ here? They always give me the "mornin boss" when I walk by
>>77530379
had a monte cristo sandwich with maple syrup today
>>77530417
i like art, mostly the art history aspect but nonetheless. some opera is good too but it depends on your tastes i suppose. what you like and dislike isnt a league.
>>77530491
>>77530405
That's not based on armies you fucking mongoloid
>>77530488
craven was a millionaire and used to post here all the time. probably still does but incognito.
haha i fucking love irish people
>>77530487
South Korea has conscription, that would unironically do a lot for 'military power'
london is honestly so beautiful compared to the rest of the country.
its just laid out really nicely, the buildings are nice, the density is done right
>>77530477
>There isn't a single US state with a lower GDP per capita than us.
actual bullshit
>>77530487
>not even allowed to have a proper standing army
Yeah lad, it's only a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""self defense force""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>77530497
fuck off pikey
Yates, you can.
>>77530516
yeah it's collective military strength. army + more
>>77530528
proto desert pikey
>>77530531
there's a lot of absolutely grim places in outer london, the centre is nice though
>>77530417
modern art is pure shite. Any art that requires actual skill like a beautiful renaissance painting or sculpture is great to look at.
dont like opera or musicals though. just write a fucking song.
"Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society." - Aristotle
Sums up a large chunk of westerners i think...
But will a Phoenix rise from the ashes? That's the real question.
>>77530379
>Cracker Barrel
DIRE
gonna buy some tacky rubbish on your way through the gift shop?
>>77530487
>South Korea
>would literally be invaded overnight if not for constant US troop presence
and if my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle
whats your point?
>France
>wut.jpg
it has a bigger military than the uk
>Italy
>not been relevant for 2000 years
it was the birthplace of fascism
>>77530570
plenty of nice places outside of central too
I dont even ever go into central
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0tk_p45eo
>>77530572
https://www.google.com.au/search?biw=1440&bih=802&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=yuki.la+%22mayne+streem%22&oq=yuki.la+%22mayne+streem%22&gs_l=img.3...2677.7177.0.7365.22.16.0.0.0.0.464.1499.2-3j1j1.5.0....0...1.1.64.img..17.0.0.dk8DLrjvgnM
how come we have a minister of defence but not a minister of offence
>>77530540
Look it up spaz.
Hmm..........
>>77530531
You should try leaving London before making jedgement
really feel like bashing some brits head in
>modern art is shite
the virgin opinion
there is no index for just infantry except size. you mong
>>77530577
the food is unironically decent if you live in a flyover shithole with no good breakfast places like me
reckon I could heem anyone who listens to mumble rap
It's pretty meaningless to talk about 'london' and compare it to other cities
you could probably split it up into 20+ different parts that would be similar sizes to normal british cities and would give a better representation of the shit parts and the good parts
rate me lads
>>77530625
t. an art student
>>77530618
:-[
>the virgin _____
the virgin diversion
>>77530612
I did just to check it, you just pulled it out your arse
france has a lower GDP per capita than the UK as well
>>77530572
'dit opinion
going vegan
don't give a fuck about London, stop talking about it
>>77530655
the virgin conversion
>>77530530
But their conscripts are nothing but a bunch of lazy starcraft-playing autists. All they do is learn how to smoke, visit prostitutes, and get fat. Just ask any Korean who's actually done their military service.
>the virgin >the virgin _____
the virgin virgin diversion
>>77530640
It's Elliot's birthday today! :D
let's talk about london
>>77530640
faggot, bet you're a twat
stupid fucking yank scum
>>77530417
How can you not understand why people like opera
>>77530667
let's stop before we're just making up big bang theory episode titles
>>77530682
london's a beautiful european-american style city
>>77530684
>twat
west brit
>>77530670
This is the future right wingers want
well-adjusted, experienced normal person opinion: only virgins care about or bother to highlight their virginity
having flashbacks of the time i took acid with mates and seen the limit ordinals
What does /brit/ think of this cunt
>>77530684
twor
>>77530616
Ive been and lived all over the UK
Ive hiked in fucking everywhere
been in more places than any person in this thread combined
will never ever fucking live outside London not even if I was offered a million
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpZr7_es0FY
>>77530696
would love to lick some shit rn
do yanks really pronounce twat as "twot"
>>77530713
stfu jackeen ass nigga, im from the arse end of county mayo
>>77530638
it's not much bigger than greater manchester.. 3 times the size of leeds. so arguably comparable to those, and of course, horrible when compared to.
>>77530572
>modern art is pure shite
there's an original opinion
I am of course, being sarcastic
>>77530679
ahh yes the british army is full of absolutely complete professionalism
it's full of deanos that drink each others piss and eat each others shit as a 'laugh'
told someone to go back 2 reddit on the BBC have your say and got upvoted
>The (virgin(log^x) + n)
>>77530696
got 1 of these inside me rn
>>77530719
not true. always got the shit ripped into me while i was a 'gin by the lads
>>77530670
shame he didn't die!
homosexuality is an illness!
>>77530417
I used to go to the Theater often and listen to the Opera regularly on CBC radio since they play it during the day
I got to go to the Vietnamese opera once in Saigon and that was pretty cool
Imagine being so deluded that you think Leeds and Greater Manchester are better than London
>>77530751
doubt many opinions are original.
>>77530731
nah you havent
off to tesco with the gf, want owt?
>>77530658
We would be 44th out of the states in the USA. Pretty pathetic
>>77530741
most of us
i've always thought of it as twat not twot but idk if that's regional or what
>>77530753
Exactly, they're fucking nuts. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather fight against fat autists than a bunch of psychopathic chavs.
>>77530745
'greater' manchester is a load of bollocks
when you compare actual london to actual manchester or actual leeds it has almost 20 times the population
>>77530771
bit gay
>>77530729
looks gay
imagine being a claustrophobic sentient poo when you're only exit is blocked by a willy
>>77530742
>nigga
mboko
Is Leeds grim? need answers
STOP POSTING CHILD PORN
OwO
>>77530777
Kopparberg fruity lager x
would honestly rather kill myself than live outside London
>>77530806
everything feels really far away
>>77530806
leeds is the hipster capital for britain . very trendy rn. a real up and comer
>>77530801
would be a treat being mashed to bits on a big willy
>>77530686
It's just people shouting with no rhythm. There's no way they get the same enjoyment I get out of say, playing FIFA. It's literally just a way to virtue signal you're of high class
>>77530806
yeah a bit but no grimmer than most places in england
the whole country is a bit grim
would rather kill myself than live
would honestly rather kill myself than live in great shitstain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0yUtNwnQM
>the Orica GREENEDGE bus–incident was FOUR YEARS AGO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysrERmAOFc
>>77530857
me2 desu
>>77530796
my gf likes the theatre and I do as well.
I was in drama club in HS and directed a play in final year
mine was the most expensive that year
>>77530806
Nah
>>77530837
wrong, that's bristol
>>77530847
>>77530857
>>77530865
hurry up then
>>77530845
Ireland and Scotland is much grimmer, I assure you
everytime I leave London
all the buildings are grim, the people are grim, everything looks ugly and spaced out. even the fucking roads are gray and grim
the entire fucking country is just an industrial estate and some council houses in between
>>77530857
this
>>77530777
Some halal bacon please.
>>77530866
learn to budget you fucking twot
strike the bell second mate
let us go below
>more than one irish poster
>thread quality skyrockets
ah yes
>>77530842
i get the feeling this would be the equivalent of throwing your self in front of a train in poo society
until the poo government legalises the union between poos and willies
>>77530806
England's Brave Jamie Milner is from there
UwU
>>77530866
>HS
FOY off
On the loo at work again
bit grim innit
>everything looks spaced out
Reminder the Londoner cannot fathom open space. He desires to be crammed in, put in his place both physically and mentally.
>>77530873
been to edinburgh and it was the nicest city i've been to in the UK
going somewhere in the highlands for a wedding in a few months too so will see how that is
>>77530909
your work bathroom looks like a house one
>>77530866
you couldn't be any gayer
>>77530729
i've read most of his books, he has good ideas and keeps me interested.
>>77530909
>the virgin shoes
>the virgin shirts
>the virgin undies
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gie7oJUFz8
>>77530877
And now you realise why people outside of London see things as unfair.
<(UwU)>
>>77530936
It's a tourist center so it's pretty comfy
>>77530927
Really Scotland just takes the biscuit because of Glasgie
Dunno what the highlands are like, prob full of hench skirt wearing haggis munching proto irishmen
Mum just came home and shouted at me for still being in bed
>>77530933
tfw went to kcl
> the virgin general (/brit)
no real conversations
everyone likes anime
no one knows what women's skin feels like
basement dwellers full of 'business ideas'
its really active from 10am till 5pm (the neet hours)
maisie is seen as the ideal waifu (second to anime)
everyone gets buttmad over internet banter
> the chad general (/cum)
Actual, meaningful discussions
Everyone has banged AT LEAST 3 stacys
They travel the world every year, knowing a lot about international culture
They make 100$k a month on average
They dont get mad over banter, in fact they laught it off
They are ok with inmigrants contributing to their country
Emma Stone is their ideal waifu
>>77530946
Only read Kraken and found it a bit tasteless if I'm being honest
>>77530946
hello leftypol
>>77530933
both buildings need a scrub down and renovation
>>77530963
what do you do? need job ideas (neet)
>>77530948
t. unemployed minority
>>77530968
do something productive runtoid
>>77530968
>>77530974
cum lol
>>77530964
>proto irishmen
*Gaels*
>>77530340
honestly lad i've no idea, i'm assuming it's prohibitive to sell the rest or something. it's not like the practice is based on sound reason to begin with, you could at least kill the shark before ripping its fins off since it's going to die anyway.
found out today that south asians call asians living in the west 'coconuts'. dark on the outside but white inside.
>>77530974
was with you until Emma stone tbqh
>>77531014
fascinating
Northern Ireland and western Scotland are LITERALLY the same people. Make their own country and quarantine it off
>>77530883
I directed "war of the worlds" and used a lot of effects
turned out pretty sweet though
even had some songs from that War of the Worlds album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJe9kS_0DOs
>>77530961
did a post lads
>>77531032
thanks. glad you didnt walk away.
>>77531014
yeh heard dis many-a-time
>>77530979
>tourists come in
>ask questions
>they leave
>spend most of the day shitposting
Pretty easymode tb.qh
>>77531037
>>77530994
Why did you post this at me
in an ideal world:
>wales + brittany + scotland + united ireland as a country
>england + france as a country
need a qt gf to cuddle
Why does the keltic race have an obsession with death and misery?
>>77531065
>wales + brittany + scotland + united ireland as a country
rip our GDP lol
>>77531065
the latter would invade the former
bumbaclart
SNP should do the Sinn fein thing and refuse to take their seats but they're not principled like that
>>77531065
Celtic Union when
http://www.niceme.me/
is Ozark actually decent or is reddit doing it's 'everything netflix does is breaking bad' nonsense
>>77531033
absolutely patrician-tier post
>>77531077
looking forward to seeing that twerp get eviscerated.
>>77531065
ideal world is one where countries are small and in proportion that they can't dominate their neighbours
faith schools need banning 2bh. they have no place in the modern age.
>>77531119
hello nigger
>>77531104
it's okay
>>77531104
seen this being promoted on the one show, looked shite
>>77531098
>Devon
>Celtic
fuck off. Wessex 4 lyfe.
>>77531077
>spare ear in his ear
GAGGING for a modern day angevin empire lads
>>77531132
comfy
can someone explain the 'hello nigger' meme
anyone remember the cuckio meme
can anyone remember the best pints are those pulled once or twice a month meme
>>77531171
Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
>>77531182
I had just forgotten it cheers mate
CHOONDROP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o
>>77531168
could have started this with the new labour referendum but northerns were too thick to understand the question
>>77531098
this is so stupid in so many ways
flat earth is real
>>77531168
sensible thinking.
>>77531065
Fuck off we like Wales, filthy savages CANNOT have it. They are literally the ONLY non cunty part of the kingdom. Besides, who the fuck in Wales wants to union up with Scotland?
>>77531137
alri. won't bother until it has a few seasons