/brit/

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stop being conservative

need more reverb aussie

>>77520057
love this lad
so clever

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>>77520081
What do you want?!

the thailand king is a bent twat

Vajiralongkorn is a gay cunt who can suck my dick

the King of Thailand is a hermaphrodite shirt lifter

the King of Thailand prefers saints row over gta

>>77520139
delet this

>>77520057
BIG
BIZNISS

>>77520139
there's a line mate and you've crossed it

>>77520057
is he big in the 'k?

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the windows

>>77520191
Are you in a brothel?

>>77520123
can't say this

Had a dream someone from /brit/ was in my room

extremely disturbing

>>77520189
some people know him
not normies though

>>77520189
not at all

>>77520202
just making up for my crap curtains since I haven't slept

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>>77520209
>wake up

>>77520209
but there is

>>77520248
send me some biltong mate

>>77520248
looked like a red light was on in the room for a moment.

love how smug corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's in favour of brexit

love how smug corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's in favour of brexit

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me

>>77520302
great post

>>77520309
Thanks

>>77520283
meh

>>77520298
great post

>>77520302
die nonce

love how smug corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's in favour of shemale porn

>>77520333
Why is there an angry Dutchman tho?

>>77520264
fresh out lad. good idea though, might nip out to the shops now now when I've woken up a bit

love how smug corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's in favour of white genocide

U

>>77520349
are you Dutch?

>Dutchman
not liking this language tsk tsk

>>77520353
are YOU dutch?

>>77520363
w-who want's to know?

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just finished my bulk

I am Dutch

have done 5 poos so far this morning and I haven't even got out of bed yet

*flies around*

>>77520341
considering ordering a few kgs from SA but it's proper expensive

Australia?
Oh! You mean New Holland?

>>77520369
Looking for a poz Top guy from the Netherlands to breed my raw hole I would like to take you for you and you can try it and thick cocks I will try it thick, ddf, neg, i am a MWM And the wife is away most of the week. I'm looking to see what I get in, thbig balls good looking Attractive kinky and fun !! 18-50s to dress and play in your wife's or girls lingerie !! Into toys trying new things and more !! Looking for running !! Hello I'm white 6'4 30 7cut cock married top on the dl looking for a hot fun bottom that like to play Late night car stroke / oralLooking to meet another masc, in shape guy out tonight for some discreet car stroking / oral. Just want my ass eaten out Any real ass eaters out there? Email me to know more Looking for a poz Top guy to breed my raw hole I'm going to convert Hopefully you will be up for multiple loads I will take you as you like

>>77520389
Britain? Oh you mean greater Normandy

The Netherlands?
ooooh you must mean the royal borough of Amsterdam

>>77520384
yeah bloody pricey here too. didn't know you could order it online though, interesting.

just make sure it's transported well because it's a magnet for tapeworm and such if not stored properly

>>77520403
not a single photon of this post shall touch my retinas

what does are corb say about brexit
I thought he was forced by labour to be pro bremain but has he rescinded on that now that it's definitely going ahead?

>>77520420
>just make sure it's transported well because it's a magnet for tapeworm and such if not stored properly

extra protein innit mate
the reviews of the site seem pretty solid, think it's vaccum packed anyway

>>77520426
love how smug corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's in favour of brexit

Nearly 7 pm. Parent's still haven't arrived home with dinner.

>>77520426
He was pro-Brexit before Brexit was even a thing but acted as though he wasn't really ever since he became relevant to the masses.

I say acted because he did literally nothing during the run-up to the vote in order to help the Remain side.

>>77520435
no see that doesn't answer my question

>>77520433
well they certainly help get rid of bodyfat. should be fine though, I don't know of anyone who's picked up anything from biltong except this mong friend of mine who tried to make his own

>>77520439
runt life

>>77520456
yeah I got that he was a secret brexiter at the time with the whole "7/10" thing
has he come out of the closet though

>>77520466
kek
can I ask something out of interest? what's the racial situation like in SA these days
I've heard from different sources that it's fine, but others say that whites usually live in gated communities with armed guards

>>77520439
>the virgin starve

>>77520472
>the tarquin suckle

Knock Knock

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Gok Gok

Dunno

shit my ass

not really sure how to fix life, lads. Don't really enjoy anything. I don't think i'm depressed just don't get much much out of most stuff. I don't really know what I want out of life what little success i have achieved doesn't make me feel any different.

t. 28 year old dateless virgin

I'm taking a shite right now lads

>>77520519
do you have a work and live on your own?

knock knock
who is
let in is latvian
latvian who
also is hunger cold

>>77520535
desist

>>77520533
live on my own work for the family

>>77520519
>t. 28 year old dateless virgin
I think I found your problem lad.

>>77520550
what do you think stops you from dating a girl?

>>77520519
mate can you shut the fuck up about being a 28 year old virgin
fucks sake

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can't even look myself in the mirror anymore

>>77520555
the loneliness sucks don't get me wrong but let's say i get lucky random hook up in club don't really get much out of it. Also am kinda virgin by choice as at least once i had girl explicitly asked me to fuck but i wasn't interested.
>>77520566
>>77520568
ugly and a bit of a loser with too high standards desu

>>77520571
how do you brush your hair?

>>77520578
Lower your standards then

>>77520571
Patrick you have your eyes closed
*audience laughter*

>>77520578
>too high standards
thats your problem i think
about the not liking anything situation, i say try out new hobbies/activities, surely theres something that will get you motivated and passionate

>>????????
Shut up, faggot

>>77520578
Shagging some slag isn't what I had in mind, a nice relationship would be good I reckon.

The money won't bring her back. Yuh. And I just want her baaaaack yuh

what potato tell to other potato
hello
funny is noone of havings two potato

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>>77520583
what hair?

>>77520589
i would if i could

>>77520593
definitely a problem but it's not like i woke up one day and decided i want to only like x out of my league. Over the years i've tried out most hobbies and activites. I really like learning and spend a lot of time reading and shit but I mean it's not "passion"

>>77520612
agree

doing a showre dont make too much quality posts while im in the showre

Got a job interview for nightfill at the supermarket

ahh smart guy huh?

Islam needs to be banned and all mosques destroyed throughout all Western nations.

>>77520663
sounds comfy ngl

going for a bag of crisps. fuck off

>>77520689
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>77520679
Yeah don't want to deal with people
Hope it's not too late

don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

>>77520693
fatty fatty fatty

>>77520696
>yank
fuck off faggot

>>77520704
Shan't be talking to you afterwards

>>77520711
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>77520708
>>77520711
woah

>>77520697
What's it like living in your part of New Zealand?

>>77520720
>yank
fuck off faggot

>>77520057
He has a kiwi on his podcast

He's better than most lefties desu desune

>>77520720
>yank
fuck off faggot

>new cye starting soon

TYBG

>>77520763
>>77520764
snap

>>77520761
>yank
fuck off faggot

>>77520741
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones referred to Dunedin as "the arsehole of the world"

>>77520773
>cye
>tybg
in english please?

got a meeting with 2 benders tomorrow
might turn on the old charm

>>77520789
curb your enthusiasm.

thank you based god. (you should know this)

quality thread

>>77520773
cut the crap doc, in english next time

https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/889239150095978497

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>thank you based god

ease up on the carrots

>>77520814
>yank
fuck off faggot

being gay is a choice

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>>77520824

alri thailad

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>>77520835

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anime

>>77520825
going a bit orange are ya bucks? hahaha orange ya glad you don't turn into a carrot!

hahaha

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>>77520486
BAD unfortunately. Worst it's been since '94, not that it was ever very good.

The country's still heavily segregated but it's now all self-imposed. The wealth inequality between blacks and whites is absurd as well, like Australia vs. the Congo absurd, so that's not helping anything.

The reason things are particularly bad now though is because the president's calling for land expropriation from the "monopoly capital", which means white people. Seeing as white farmers grow 80% of the food that'd be an absolute disaster. A good example of the results is Zimbabwe, because it's exactly what they did. Whites here also pay the vast majority of tax, *literally* 99% of income tax comes from us while over half the black population survives on government welfare.

I'm GTFOing from the country as soon as I can because I can't actually see any scenario where there isn't either economic collapse or outright civil war within the decade.

>>77520849
alri

>>77520860
just move to perth, half your white folks are there

thailad has yellow fever

I have this fantasy where my bollocks are used as Maisie's personal ashtray

Each cigarette burn is painful, but it's all worth it in the end, as my balls are slowly cooked and rendered infertile

>>77520860
Where will you go?

>>77520860
Lions vs Crusaders final
Crusaders win 28-15
You heard it here first

>>77520885
>poosaders

lol

GRRR BASED GOD UHHHHHHRHGHHH SO FUCKING BASEDD ROOOO

>>77520891
>LE FUG LE CUNTABREE XD XD
How many Australian teams made the semis?

finished watching hunter x hunter

what do i watch now?

***animes only***

>>77520891
More like, Pozsaders

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screaming

>>77520934
ahh yes

"""attractive"""

>>77520870
>>77520882
Got some t. Greek papers on the way soon so either somewhere in central Europe or the UK if they'll have me. I'll have to stay with a mate in London (ye gods) for a bit first though while I learn a language and/or find somewhere to settle.

>>77520934
vile cretin

>>77520885

40 - 29?

>>77520934
ahh yes
she's one of those freakishly tall girls who always has knee problems isn't she

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I keep finding myself rooting for the Germans in WW2 flicks and it really interferes with enjoying films like Dunkirk.

>>77520925
>supporting worst nz team
>can't beat lions

back to the bin m8

>>77520953
edgy

>>77520942
You'll find very little difference if you end up in London. Australia is certainly a better choice if possible but most European options are sadly better than South Africa anyways.

hello nigger faggots

>>77520957
>worst NZ team
>strongest pack in NZ
>14-1 record for regular season
>up and coming first five (mounga)
>decent backline
reminder that ABCism is a mental illness

>>77520994
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>77520942
genuinely consider australia lad, SA diaspora is massive ere

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>>77520952
>knee problems
ah yes... that and always having to awkwardly crouch over because everything's 20cm lower than it should be

>>77521008
you forgot loses to lions
>poos beat lions
>lions beat poosaders
>poos > poosaders

better luck next time kid...

>>77521015
Considering it, just heard it's difficult to get into without good qualifications or lots of dosh.

So the parent's arrived home with chinese takeaway lads.

>>77521016

>lanklet


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77521051
lucky lad

>>77520990
>You'll find very little difference if you end up in London
dumb yank

>>77521050
it's hard, but it'd be no harder than UK/USA/NZ/CAN

>>77521042
s-shut up

>>77521051
you're fucking joking

came out the shower splashin

>>77521073
sounds like too poor desu

>>77521016
>having to awkwardly crouch over because everything's 20cm lower than it should be
hate this, this gay earth is built for subhuman manlets.

>>77521061
Yes, also there's leftovers for tomorrow.

I didn't order delivered food until I was 24

chocolatey claire

left over chink food is dire

>>77521091
Literally no restaurant will deliver to my area

Hmm Sexpo ads starting to show up on the tv.

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>>77520934

Imagine if her and PJW had a child

Literally gondola tier

>>77521113
alri Jamal Espanito

listening to pnl high is the best ting on earth

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just want to be really rich with very little effort

>>77521094
not my fault your butler doesn't go to restaurants and collect your dinner for you mate

>>77521132
you're good with your computers
- your da

>>77520926
danmachi

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drinking some tea

Is there a more OVERRATED batsman than Meme Shit?

No seriously, is there?

He's literally made NO runs on proper pitches and failed SPECTACULARLY in the games that actually mattered the most (Edgbaston, Trent Bridge), and COULDN'T EVEN REACH DOUBLE FIGURES in FOUR innings.

And then he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY gets a duck against A DIVISION 2 COUNTY TEAM. Then he DECLARES while his teammate is only EIGHTEEN runs away from his MAIDEN first-class ton.

And NOW he's made a 100 on THE FLATTEST TRACK IN ENGLAND in a match which is so irrelevant that PETER SIDDLE IS PLAYING.

Too bad your team is in ruins, the Ashes is lost, and your captain has been cucked into retirement. But NO, you can enjoy this hundred that is LITERALLY WORTHLESS.

This is what happens when you hide on your bouncy meme grounds.

kek

K E K

>>77521125
I live here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brookline,_Massachusetts#Demographics

can't believe how astoundingly rude people can be

>talking to m8 from work in the pub
>he sees someone he knows enter
>literally just walks away from me in mid-sentence to go over talking to him
>doesn't say he's going to do this or that he'll be back in a minute or anything
>just fucking takes off with no consideration whatsoever

like who even does that?

>>77521177
>>77521173
enough of this

>>77521167
t. Xinpao O'Shaunessy

cold civil war incoming, you can feel it in the air

>>77521175
literally
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>77521160
trailer makes it look a bit too noncey for my liking

Tim got a new top

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*pushes you over*

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>>77521167
big fan of Massachusetts
good bunch of yanks you lot are

Quality discourse

>>77521228
Didn't know he's gay desu

BROOOONNNNNSOOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

>>77521167
alri sheamus

>>77521259
Thanks, you should live here if you can find a way into the USA.

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what does swiper even mean anymore

>>77521310
hes nuts
would honestly feel afraid if I lived near him

>>77521280
>>77521196
Years ago there used to be a neighborhood here called Whiskey Point where most of the Irish people (from Ireland, not muh heritage people) lived.

Now it's most Asian immigrants who come here for a few years to become a doctor and then leave.

I hope the Janny takes care of the Australian & American spammer.

>>77521310
Great tweet

OUTTA THE WAY FUCKIN SHITS WE GOT AN EARLY NEW COMIN IN

>>77521369
>>77521369
>>77521369
>>77521369
>>77521369

>>77521310
Is swiper a southern term? Never heard it before.

>>77521310
tim is artificial intelligence

Romancing a girl(boy)