/brit/

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Rate my favourite song boys

really resonates with me it does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJY

>>77518013
OoooooOOOoooooo spooky ghost.

>>77518031
not bad but prefer this one honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo

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>>77518042
Good taste

I found that song on the Sopranos

Have you ever threatened a woman lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYLYrhPL528

>>77518042
t. Shmuel Ben David

can't stand my mom figuring out i'm alcoholic
but can't stand being out of alcohol influence
what do

Listening to some Jack White

>>77518060
Sopranos music was God tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMPryaniN0

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Who else /writing books about the destruction of the country to keep depression away/ here?

>>77518067
Threaten my bitch sister all the time

>>77518074
Do they have AA in France

>>77518074
What do you usually drink?

>>77518042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slr4cymXaLQ

>>77518094
i think
maybe not

>>77518086
how goes Mein Kampf 2 my friend

>>77518042
I like this cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eenjYSVlBDo

cant stop snorting coke on fridays

ACHING to stick my penis in a girl lads

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>>77518119
going well my friend

hello nigger

>>77518086
ye should do this

If you don't score within 'xNTx' on a myers briggs test then you don't belong here

>>77518152
kaffir

THE FRENCH

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>>77518147
are you from the future?

>>77518106
t. Solomon Rosenblum

I'm writing a joke book :)

Feel free to respond with your quips like "book about ur life hehe"

ah yes the 16 personalities meme

me? not a fan

>>77518067
>we are alcholohic anonymous
>what's your name
>we're anonymous

kek

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>>77518159
Think I got INTJ or something

>>77518172
You'd probably fall more in the 0 personality

>>77518086
I'm writing a sci-fi novel

>>77518172
t. Levi Goldstein

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>>77518179
just want someone to care about me :'(

never had that before

I DON'T EAT

>>77518185
nu-horoscopes are shit lad

absolutely transparent how chuffed people are when they talk about their results

>>77518179
alri hannibal lecter

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>>77518197
If you're unable to see the value in reading a description and judging whether it applies to you then that's your loss.

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>>77518185
drone strike zooming in on your house right now

who here ENTJ

>>77518218
t. Abram Wolowitz

>>77518225
INTJ when I was 18
ENTP when I was 21
ENTJ now at 24

I am INTJ

>>77518225
ENTJ with friends
INTJ with people I don't like

If I had a homerun song it would be the first 20 second of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=latazoi7XEY

>>77518179
>>77518225
>>77518230
>>77518231
>>77518233
ah yes, *NTJ, the virgin personality

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>>77518202
I would feel bad for a week if I step on an ant these tests are bullshit

>>77518231
Everyone on this fucking website is INT-something

http://www.strawpoll.me/13493318/r

im DGNZ

If you're going to look at meme pseudoscience personality shit,
King Warrior Magician Lover is more interesting

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>>77518243
>/lit/

>>77518241
Slept with more women than you sweaty

Waiting for tonight oh oh, when you will be here in my arms....

>>77518209
Mate all it does is falsely confirm one's perception of themselves. Nobody answers tests like that accurately.

>>77518237

though I was in /sp/ 2bh

>>77518248
Maybe if you'd read more books you'd have a fucking job

>>77518248
t. Adam Helberg

>Do you like to go out?
< No
>then u the kinda nigga who don't like goin out

Woah
That's so me!

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>>77518255
So the issue has gone from 'the test is bullshit' to 'people don't use the test corretly.

hmmmmmmmmmm

>>77518260
I do

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot

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what did tim mean by this

>>77518271
good post

>>77518279
You're not the Jew why are you responding
Unless....

can't say i'm too impressed about "friends" who are supposed to lift you up when you are down but instead ignore your calls

why are so many anime pedoneets from the US of A?

>>77518290
that's right

Whiny Frenchman is back again. Where's the Mexican when you need him?

post toot haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4TJnTKWfXU

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Jake Paul SWATTTED! & Dropped by Disney! #DramaAlert Jake Paul DOXXED Post Malone! H3H3!

Just did a wank. All over soon.

Thinkin bout all the planes we flew
Bitches we ran through

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>>77518311

I smoke Backwoods and Dutchies
You can't touch me

>>77518275
It just said it was shit, not bullshit. If it was any good it wouldn't matter how people did it, they'd still get accurate results.

I initially complained about how people show their result off like it's an achievement. Which is no surprise since most of them answer based on how they want to be, rather than how they actually are.

businessidea:neverusethespacebareveragain

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trololo britain isn't white trololololo
problem?
like a boss *fap fap fap*
u le mad?

Hmm. 4 pm, wonder whats for dinner tonight.

>>77518349
>If it was any good it wouldn't matter how people did it, they'd still get accurate results.

Ah yes, the perfect infallible test

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>>77518360
trolololololololo!

>>77518349
Solution: answer truthfully, problem solved.

>>77518365
hate when mummy cooks too late
stupid bitch

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>>77518292

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>>77518380
*cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt*
le problemo senore?
jajajajajajajajajajajaja

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ah yes, hu-mans

>>77518402
can say that both me and the President of the only country that matter on this planet agree

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>>77518408
>space jews

the gf went home. feeling depressed now

anoiyne remnember the cuckoioe meme

>>77518402
roaring

>>77518429
she's called Prime Minister, actually

>>77518209
embarassing mate
those personality tests mean fuck all

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>>77518368
>>77518387
Yes but my point - again - is that people show off the results like anyone else could give two shits.

>>77518402
t. Yeshua Golden

>>77518439
Hey atleast you have a gf.

>>77518439
FONT

>>77518439
fuck off normie

gf's dad gave me his blessing yesterday

Last time I held a girls had was around 2006, and you ?

>>77518466
she's back in spain now tho. 2 solid weeks with her and now nothing

>>77518478
t. Benjamin Silver

>>77518445
you better shut the fuck up lad

>>77518491
touched a girl's hand at work today

>>77518491
never

girl touched my hand 2 weeks ago when i was taking blood tests

must say i enjoyed it thoroughly

>>77518493
jej

as girl just told me I look like a "teddy bear puppy"

>>77518522
t. Morty Roth

might become a bus driver so people will wave at me (other bus drivers)

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>>77518529

FrankerZ

>>77518067
reckon this is one of the best synths ever made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1x-PADER34

bellular gaming

>>77518543
t. Alex Weissman

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Can't sleep

Did my first solid poo in two days just now

Some pesky yank keeps replying to me quite inanely

Not sure what his endgame is but at least I get some (You)s

>>77518593
did two small pebbles of poo about an hour ago

>tfw should have fucked that chubby girl in HS so I wouldn't have to worry about losing the v-card later in life.

deport all niggers and wetbacks, import more asians

>>77518595
t. Jerome Greenblatt

>>/r9k/38560616/

>>77518623
Howdy there rasheed

Lots of 'gers on the old morning train

A lot more than there used to be

>>77518628
Cretin

Sorry, that should be

>>>/r9k/38560616

>>77518639
strangers? not surprised mate tbqh

>>77518632
east asians I mean

>>77518628
big fan of americans

Doctors HATE him

Will be at my desk in an hour

AMA

>>77518639
Get a motorbike

>>77518667
what is your full legal name

>>77518667
Do you flirt with the female coworkers ?

>>77518661
t. Fergus McGillicuddy

>>77518623
Import me please and other white europeans

>>77518652
Looking to get your cousin abdul in from Indonesia are we
Fuck off rachid

>>77518676
Shlomo bergstein

>>77518680
No they're all munters

>>77518667
have you had your coffee yet?

need to start learning an instrument lads, getting very bored on the weekends now

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>need to start learning an instrument lads, getting very bored on the weekends now

need to start a relationship with a lad lads, geting very bored on the weekends now

>>77518688
in case of hacks on my pc need a greencard please send a greencard to timothy james byrne UK I don't like this country
>>77518700
indonesia is southeast asia not east asia sweaty

berry interesing

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/science-environment-40700419/how-the-body-responds-to-stress

>>77518571
are you using f.lux or some such ALL the time you are in front of a screen? you really ought to

>inb4 meeeem

it's not you dip

>>77518759
>Although the developer provides a list of relevant research on their website, the program itself has not been scientifically tested to determine its efficacy

>>77518759
Yeah

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>>77518777
>>"Recognizes that exposure to excessive light at night, including extended use of various electronic media, can disrupt sleep or exacerbate sleep disorders, especially in children and adolescents. This effect can be minimized by using dim red lighting in the nighttime bedroom environment."

>>77518571
just close you're eyes lmao

Iranian doctor was touching and checking out my whole body after a cancer scarce
was pretty gay but i got a stiffy

>>77518811
where's the research to show that f.lux is effective in that? oh wait
>Although the developer provides a list of relevant research on their website, the program itself has not been scientifically tested to determine its efficacy

>>77518790
start reading stuff or taking an online class just for giggles and shits. take one where you are challenged a bit and have to think hard

>>77518836
>what is a two-bit developer avoiding liability

Can't take people seriously when they use the "nu" prefix

t. nu-male

>>77518854
the developer wouldn't be liable you dumbfuck. and they already list """research""" on their website that doesn't prove anything

>>77518876
*shines an orange light at you*

>>77518885
wtf I'm so sleepy now

>>77518862
what about 'neo-'

will be at work in 12 microseconds

>>77518876
>research that doesn't prove anything
did you even look at his page you dumb cunt?
oh wait, don't bother it won't do you any good with your comprehension skills.

Let's all pretend it's the 1840s.

It's been a good month at the factory lads, the foreman only struck me once with his cane and only 10 people had their arms ripped off by the machines. Fortunately we sent a 7 year old that works there to retrieve it in such a small space. I've made a whole 5 dollars.

I'm the second coming of christ. not even lying

>>77518913
>>>>>>>>>>>>the program itself has not been scientifically tested to determine its efficacy
cry some more about how your shitty placebo program isn't proven to do shit

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Are Manu

>>77518895
Neo is fine

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>>77518918
gaze upon this saucy tart

>>77518925
t. Padraig Callahan

love yourself

did a wank

>>77518918
Arrr arrrrr Arrrrrrr
(We were pirates at the time)

>>77518963
t. Bernie Rosenthal

5 more days of office humiliating and mobileposting for me

band idea: My Mechanical Romance

why does thailad love rick and morty so much

>>77518987
t. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

pulling the pork

>>77518885
What's up thailad? You don't go back home this summer?

>>77518996
It's actually quite good ngl
>>77519005
going a bit later this year

aisha and sara are getting bullied on the internet

hope thailad dies in a plane crash

(just kidding)

>>77519020
>going a bit later this year
Ah still waiting for that prescription period to be exhausted I see

>>77519034
no idea what you're talking about

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>tfw I'll never go on a coming of age adventure

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>The average human lifespan is around 1000 months

happy christmas

morning lads
morning nonce

>>77519062
atheists BTFO

>>77519073
>morning nonce
alri

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*emanates gas in front of you*

>>77519041
your benzo prescription

>>77519063
t. Colin McReary

What does the love of a woman feel like?

>>77519041
About that Scotland Yard 'earch 'arrant

>>77519110
Wish that guy was me.

>>77519134
Bags of salty coins.

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>>77519041
*Hacks your computer*
*use it to post pictures of beer*

*does a really bad impression of you*

haha bet you thought you were losing your mind there for a moment

>>77519130
>he needs a prescription for benzos
heh
>>77519139
not even sure if we have statute of limitations in the UK.

>>77519144
i don't

how embarrassing would it be with a complete and utter slag hanging off you

>>77519110
wish those knickers were me

>>77519166
Makes me laugh how they blur alcohol etc. on TV movies yet will quite happily play the most violent, gory movies in the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday.

>>77519189
give me my foreskin back you jew nigger

>>77519166
How much shall they fine you if you call the king a bender?

>>77519195
Your parents didn't keep your foreskin?

>>77519232
mine didn't either cause anglos aren't fucking weird

only jews do weird shit like that

>>77519232
no. it's in some jew's cosmetic product now

>>77519194
Kek yes, but that's not even as obscene as commercials every five minutes. I literally can't watch tv anymore because of this shit. Same with the BTS with commercial blasting full-volume and the seats arranged so you can't miss the screen. Happy people on screen and sad people around looking at them. Public transit is a dystopian nightmare.

off to the jobby soon

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>anglos don't keep their foreskins

>>77519240
I seldom take the skytrain anymore. The underground has these annoying 'don't be a mong' cartoons that I have to listen to every day.
https://youtu.be/RQ15q7FbvSQ
https://youtu.be/vSN41kE2IgE

spider just crawled over me

wonder if thainonce and alan have gotten together and diddled some kids

they might view it as a bonding session

>>77519275
Hope you've not been involved in any of this trafficking malarkey

There once was a king named Midas who wished that everything he touched turned to gold. A powerful wizard granted him his wish. Unfortunately, when he went to have a wank later that night he turned his johnson to gold.

>>77519285
Spiders are cute xox

>>77519292
big brass involved it seems, nasty business..

just accidentally eaten some spider eggs

>>77519340
alri josie

>>77519275
It's a shame. The rides would be very enjoyable otherwise. Beautiful city scenery ruined by this noise pollution.

>>77519353
no ive just eaten a load of spider eggs

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denied

>>77519366
Intentionally?

>>77519367
ah yes very entertaining

>>77519367
glad to see a fellow redditor browses here!

>>77519382
no it was an accident

Missed my bus to work by approximately 10 seconds

The driver even made eye contact with me as he was pulling away and everything. Now I have to work an extra half an hour later to make up for getting a later bus in.

>>77519362
In all honesty if Bangkok didn't have the BTS and/or MRT, I don't think I'd live here anymore.

For everything you can moan about it's world class public transport that can take you almost anywhere you'd want to go, or close enough to it.

Thailad, do you know of any good web scraping tools (for data from fb, twitter and whatnot) that don't require too much programming wizardry?

>>77519181

reckon this is one of the yanks that posts in /brit/

>>77519388
Sounds like something that would happen in Australia, not New Zealand.

>>77519391
>bus to work

>>77519414
shan't be surprised if it is

>>77519415
sorry but it happened in new zealand

sadiq khan?

>>77519405
What are you trying to scrape? I did a twitter username scrape about a year ago but unsure if what I used works on windows.

>>77519395
True true. I guess I'm just slightly jelly that I don't have BTS/MRT near me :^(

wish humans hatched from eggs

>>77519451
on the bright side, no BKK traffic.

>>77519433
Are there giant man eating spiders and flame spitting scorpions in New Zealand like there are in Australia?

>>77519473
no dont think so just small spiders that lay eggs like the ones ive just eaten

>>77519444
Football data from Whoscored. But may use it for other stuff too. i am basically wondering if there exist a generic, user-friendly tool to scrape anything. Excel is supposed to do that with queries from web, but it's shit.

>>77519367
>Ha-Ha
dire

>>77519461
Yeah there's that. Thinking of moving to Chiang Mai too, one or two years from now. My older yank friend who lived there for 5 years keep raving about it. I will need to check if the GFs there are as high quality as BKK, which I can't really discuss with the guy.

>this yank who thinks people still say dire

>>77519524
dont care what people say

>>77519487
>Football data from Whoscored
>https://www.whoscored.com/
Ideal solution here is to parse with DOM, you might be able to figure out something with an easy automation tool such as imacros.

anyone browse /r/cum here?

>3:45 AM
>still shitposting on /brit/

>>77519518
>Chiang Mai
lovely place, really very nice.
>I will need to check if the GFs there are as high quality as BKK
Better if anything imo

need to go afk for 5

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the gf

>dont care what people say

>>Ha-Ha
>dire

ain't no love
ain't no use

>>77519487
just parse the DOM

i unironically realeased an npm library to do just this the other day (because cheerio requires a lot of common boilerplate). I'm guessing you don't know javascript, though.

luckily it's an older website so you don't need to render the JS to scrape.

fuck you I won't do what you tell me
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>>77519560
>lovely place, really very nice.
And cheaper and walkable too.
>Better if anything imo
Shiet.
>need to go afk for 5
Me too. Going to have a 'spresso. Thank you thailad. Have a good day man.

>>77519580
solution without 'programming' would probably be a macro t?bh

Autoit is the best but takes some learning
Jitbit probably the best all around because you could tell it to search by pixel arrangement but you'd need a VM if you wanted to leave it going
imacros would work to an extent and is probably the easiest.
>>77519614
you too

Harp of the North! that mouldering long hast hung
On the witch-elm that shades Saint Fillan's spring

What kind of poem is this? A couplet (AA) where the primary rhyme hung - spring? Is there a recognizable meter? If not, would it just be called a couplet?

>>77519753
getting the kite out?

lol people used to play with kites before the internet was a thing.

literally have developed a crush on a 17 year old canadian youtuber

state of me

>>77518013
Is this from the latest Harry Potter film?

>>77519789
use a trip and I promise we'll never have this problem again.

>>77519792
which one?

>>77519792
the state of you isn't too good ay

>>77519842
⤴

pizza in the oven, shall go watch new GoT

>>77519853
don’t reply to me nonce

>>77519862
haha don't accidentally crawl in after it x

↕

I'm in no position to mock literally anyone about anything

>>77519862
you forgot the comma after pizza

got sent to the principals office today for calling my school teacher a stupid bint (im 18 years old in year 12)

>>77518225

Yup.

hello you cretins

>>77519874
>>77519894
haha banter

>>77518031
>>77518042
good taste lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EHXH0hYkuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-D9xcZgKX4

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>>77519842
Honest question. Is this similar to a dunce.

>>>/tv/85371559
>>>/tv/85371559
>>>/tv/85371559
NEW
>>>/tv/85371559
>>>/tv/85371559
>>>/tv/85371559

good morning to everyone

>>77519920
what a fucking awful board holy moly

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>plan to live in hobart by the time i'm 35 for a comfy life
>every fucking nigger and his nigger is moving there before me and are jacking up the house prices
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s120S4FyRlJ3

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>>77519877
>>77520001

>>77519995
yeah

>>77519999
why do you speak like a nu-male britboo

are you from adelaide? definitely not a normal Australian accent

>>77520035
>>77520035
>>77520035
big dutch benis in this thread

Racist

>>77518242
brits are inherently evil and cruel, you cant help it its not your fault