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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgfR3AKCAQI
aussie hits edition
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going to have a look for something
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fuck you ugly
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I related to Holden so much it makes me sad, it really does...

depressed as hell, even.
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made an early thread i did
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haven't been able to embed a youtube video for like 5 months haha awesome
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taking a cheeky clonazepam
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can't stand a yank thread
i'm out
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>>77516161
Fuck off teenager
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babestation
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>>77516180
I'm 22 if you wanna know the truth
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OH MY GOD

I FOUND HIM
I FOUND MY FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD TOY - FIRE BEAR!

AAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY!!!!
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>>77516182
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Guess im a nazi now
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>>77516223
What is aside from the meme title?
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>>77516196
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hmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NStVkSCuk
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>>77516182
you aren't being the person gough whitlam and bob hawke drunkenly knew you could be
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>>77516196
hello underage
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>>77516196
That's Bobo, it's Mr Burns' bear
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>>77516254
>That part in peep show where they order 2 yards like in that pic.
Should you expect pubs to all have these massive novelty glasses then? I've never seen one irl.
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Hitler
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>>77516295
good lad he was
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>>77516123
https://youtu.be/eimgRedLkkU

Does this count
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>>77516324
Gay crap
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>>77516307
all bark, no bite
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>>77516335
https://youtu.be/RobhSr2bozU
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would love to have a stimulating conversation with a British person
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>>77516307
>>77516295
dirty little methaddicted runt
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>>77516355
look behind you ;)
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>>77516355
Won't be getting any at this time of night sunshine
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>77516355
*nudges thesaurus towards you*
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Got the threadworms lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrUlhufWlIA
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>>77516368
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>>77516355
*shoves my hand in your reptile pussy*
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>>77516196
... fire bear ... 24th july ...
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www.liveleak.com/view?i=e99_1484758197
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>>77516363
*Blows crack smoke in your face*
What are you gonna do? BITCH about it???
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>>77516371
hello thailad
>>77516390
hello ozzy shitposter
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Thailaaaad
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>>77516123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

big fan of this edition
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>>77516417
>ozzy
*ossie
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>>77516414
watch out I got a month ban for talking about crack
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>>77516417
hello
>>77516421
is he ok?
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>>77516426
hello to you too
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Couldn't sleep because a giant moth was crashing about my room like a wanker. Tried to get it out but fucker wouldn't budge. Now I'm sleeping in a different room considerably less comfortably.
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>>77516428
*CRACKs your head open*
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>>77516433
how are things in thailand? are you living the dream?
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>>77516436
Why not just kill it
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>>77516436
You can get it out by turning lights off in your room and lights on elsewhere.
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>>77516448
Don't like killing moths.
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>>77516445
Good, I'm content.
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Once had a giant bumblebee crash into me when I was out on a walk. Absolutely shat a brick.
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Passing some rather funky flatulence
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>>77516463
crash seems like the wrong verb here
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>>77516462
very good
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>>77516463
Did you get his insurance details?
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>>77516448
Not a heartless wankstain
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>>77516468
Collided?
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>>77516460
you deserve to get cucked out of a bedroom by a fucking mouth
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>>77516468
It flew into me with such force that it might as well be a crash.
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>>77516473
..and yourself?
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doctor was NOT happy when i told him why i put a bumblebee up my bum. ble.
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>>77516476
>>77516486
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>>77516463
Crashed a bike into a lamppost once as a kid because a bee was chasing me. Must've looked rather comical to any onlookers.
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Thailad did you see that Thai general got sentenced to jail
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have fallen in love with this boy

:^c
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>>77516436
please be real
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>>77516490
things are going well, brother will be in town on friday to help me move out of my flat
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>>77516493
dire post all around
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Put on my bumble bee costume and charged into some fucker once, lad looked like he shat himself haha
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>>77516502
>boy
he looks far too manly to be called a boy
also ugly
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>>77516502
What's your message say?
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>>77516500
Yeah, good result.
>>77516505
oh? Why the move?
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>>77516515
far too ugly to be called a boy?
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>>77516502
Who is he? Looks like someone I went to school with
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>>77516520
found a cheaper place. I can save $300 a month on rent
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>>77516531
how do normies live like this?
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I know you'll read this Sara
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>>77516520
>why the move
Moth got in
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>>77516527
dunno
i just saw him in a gay clothes shop 4 months ago and asked for his insta

>>77516515
very rude
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luv you mark
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>>77516554
he's cute
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Seen the latest Sargon lads? It's a cracker
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>>77516546
>tfw no mentally unstable scottish sara gf to attempt suicide numerous times just to win back my love and attention
>tfw no mentally ill gf to gaslight and manipulate just for my own entertainment
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Anime
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>>77516542
nice one, that'll make life much easier I imagine.
>>77516547
kek
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>>77516569
good poster
>>77516568
bad poster
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>>77516582
>bad poster
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>>77516582
>good poster
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mark
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>>77516421
stop giving him attention
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All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
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>>77516546
stop giving her attention
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>>77516616
all we are is dust in the wind
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Might go see that new planet of the apes movie at the cinema
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thailad what should I do with my life
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>>77516551
>gay clothes shop
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thailad
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>>77516659
Batman is looking rough
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doing a wank
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feeling depressed as hell
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>>77516182
less than 75% on market is sillyness, less than 50% is having low IQ
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>>77516650
Find a way to be happy without causing any harm, loss or fraud.
>>77516659
wew
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How's your love life lads
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>>77516688
desu I think I'm more market than that, its just that the couple of social policy questions count for a ton of regulation according to that test
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>>77516693
Only the love I have for myself is carrying me through
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>>77516655
its a shop
that sells gay clothes

whats not to get?

>>77516693
at the moment
1 bf (in China for a year, agreed to be nonexclusive while we're seperated)
1 bf (in Taiwan for 2 weeks)
2 friends with crushes on me
1 FWB oncall for when i get back to uni
1 instageam boy i have a crush on
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>>77516693
29 year old kissless virgin

so very good i'd say
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>>77516718
Wtf are gay clothes
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>>77516727
stop posting cats you avatar faggot
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>>77516731
FOY
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can never take people with irish accents seriously
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>>77516730
its not rocket science
clothes that if you saw them you would think "wow thats gay"
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thailad? yeah i rate him
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>>77516751
I'm gay and I just wear normal clothes
When I go to gay bars everyone else is just wearing normal clothes

What the fuck do you wear
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>>77516777
Leather chaps with a hold for bumming
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>>77516777
usually normal clothes
but sometimes i want to dress in a fun (and gay) way

plus some bars have theme nights where you have to dress up according to a theme
i have a pink croptop i bought for a "trashy" themed club night
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>>77516751
Why are gays so sexual all the time?
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got called bullimic on /fit/ lads

just because I eat enough food to feel like I'm bursting, then throw it up doesn't mean I have an eating disorder
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>>77516805
What the hell is this
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YYYAAAAAAAASSSSS SSLLLAAAAYYYYYYY QUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YAAAAAAAAASSSS
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>>77516805
>actually dressing like this
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>>77516809
human experience is based on sexuality, straight or gay
why do girls wear denim hotpants or low slung tops?
why do het men wear suits or tight tshirts?

sex rules the subconscious and dictates aesthetic forms
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>>77516818
I once ate 2 steaks followed by 4 nutella toasts and I could not help but throw up. Steak chunks came up the exact same way they came in.
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>>77516832
>diversity
>cast of all one race

??
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>>77516832
>diversity
>they're all black
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>>77516832
Ah yes because profit is the decider of what art is good
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>>77516616
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>>77516839
its fun
and besides its only rarely im in one of these frisky moods, i dress normally 85% of the time
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>>77516832
refuse to believe this is real
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>>77516832
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>>77516850
>Ah yes because profit is the decider of what art is good
Maybe in Jewish-owned Hollywood it does
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>>77516840
I don't know m8

Every girl I've had a crush on I wasn't sexually attracted to them

Just emotionally
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>>77516832
At least rough night has some mixed race girls in there.
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>>77516871
you werent *consciously* sexually attracted to them
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>>77516865
holy fucking shit
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not sure if I will ever have a gf
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>>77516881
you cant stop me from having fun
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>>77516879
Point still stands

There is no 'emtional' attraction in gay attraction

Just sexual filth

Like this fetishist
>>77516865
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>>77516889
>actually being this gay
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>>77516889
>>77516865
>>77516805
>This is the sort of cretin I share a general with
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/brit/ is a non-homophobic general x
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>my mate has a really petite anime gf
>lucky lad
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>>77516897
cackled

>>77516907
fashion should be fun
simple as x

>>77516903
this "filth" is just for fun
you shouldnt take it seriously, i dont
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>77516943
hang yourself gaylord
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>these people actually exist
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>>77516939
don't know what this is trying to convey
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Speaking the truth lads

https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/888946117974663168
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Sharted into the wind and it blew it all over the local mosque lads
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>>77516983
good lad
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>following a pornstar on twitter

state
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Think I may have that 'Madonna-whore complex'
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*pomf*

Wassup???
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dunno what the fuck a Madonna-whore complex is but I'm pretty sure I don't have one
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>there's a local mosque

you should be ashamed and embarrassed of living in such a place
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>>77516693
Met a girl who really liked me a few months back but then I didn't have the courage to message her
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Please rate, just made it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iUvmcv1dom
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>>77517019
just woke up already wish i didn't
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>>77516693
lot of love in my heart just waiting for the right person x
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>>77517026
there are more mosques in America than McDonald's
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FIFE
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E
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a list of links i certainly wont be exploring (in no particular order)

1. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iUvmcv1dom
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>>77517055
a fucking unicorn
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>Join the Day of Action for Net Neutrality, or else we may all end up banned from 4chan.
who /toolazy/ here?
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Been trying to sleep for the last 8 hours but my brain is still in America time zone
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Transferred half the money from my main savings account to elsewhere and the next day the bank gave me a desperate call asking if everything was alright and reminding me of their competitive interest rates.
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>>77517047
what is this
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>>77517054
HIGHLY unlikely

You can drive a maximum of 5 miles in any direction and hit a McDonalds
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>>77517060
dont worry
its an american thing becauase of how cucked their government is ny corporate lobbyists

we cant help cause we aint yanks
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>>77516693
I knew two girls 17 and 7 years ago whom I would have wanted to be with, but haven't really met any of the same type since.
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>>77517054
Dumb comparison
People don't pray 5 times a day at a McDonalds
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>>77517062
absolute state of you mate
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>>77517081
speak for yourself
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>>77517060
>supporting monopoly's anyway
FOY
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>>77517057
>>77517066

sorry
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>have a shower because I'm sweaty
>immediately start sweating again

ah yes
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>>77517081
Pretty sure yanks do
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>>77517062
are you at least using f.lux ember?
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>>77517081
>People don't pray 5 times a day at a McDonalds
Yanks do.
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Haven't seen Puerto Rico on recently
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>>77517054
no there's not it's not even close

there's a little over 3000 mosques in america and that includes nation of islam and all that other nigger shit

there's over 14,000 mcdonalds
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>>77517064
My bank keeps sending me credit and business account offers addressed to "Mr. [last name]" of "[last name] & Associates.

Dunno what they know about my family but I'm still working on building a credit score lol what am I like x
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>>77517047
Well you can speak english
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>>77517102
>Puerto Rico
Who cares
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>>77517064
>moved all of my money from NZ to Aus
>despite already informing them, as per usual they called me to say someone has hijacked my account
>asked the guy if the hijacker has a preference for steaks at seaside restaurants and he cracked up
>have a nice chat after and he makes a note on my account for me
Feels nice to have made someone's day
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>>77517141
You didn't make his day he's employed to laugh and make you feel cared for

I did that dozens of times a day when I worked a similar job
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>>77517141
dont get that joke
explain please
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>>77517168
he's a tarquin, don't reply to him
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>>77517175
im a tarquin too though
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>>77517167
Nah he said it had made his day and had a lot of shit calls that day, picked him up a bit. I've worked in one too I know what its like.
>>77517168
Most of the larger recent transactions are from steakhouses
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Wtf is a Tarquin
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>>77517187
err
no mate
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>>77517193
newfig
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graduated with a jewish girl
she never stood for the pledge
she ended up getting an internship at my bank
who knows what she's doing now, probably scamming honest hard-working people in one way or another
life is funny sometimes
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its light outside
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haha anti-semitism
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m8 has been on a "female vocalist screaming metal band" binge lately and I don't know how to remind him that shits fake and gay without hurting his feelings

Getting really tired of him commandeering the music and putting it on when the rest of us are trying to do a drink with the boys night
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>>77517114

thanks m8
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>>77517193
foy
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>looking through the ol' job sites
>kitchen hand listing
>Indian restaurant
>must be available 7 nights a week
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>>77517221
kill him
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>>77517203
Been here since 2014
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Me and the gf
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>>77517239
it just puts you in an awkward spot yaknow like this shit is embarrassingly bad but I have to tolerate a few songs before I change it back to some actual music.

I'm not even opposed to metal or even weird kooky old punk or rap or whatever the fuck. I like most music. I just can't stand this grown ass man blasting the "i'm so hardcore teenage girl power screaming about my drama daddy didn't love me enough" garbage, can't take it seriously.
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>>77517284
gf's a different colour
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>>77517284
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rank em bois
>>
>>77517312
middle and 3rd one

rest are gay cunts who can hang
>>
>>77517312
Right is the only one that could pull off some white New Balances

You're not a dad until you can rock a pair
>>
might have a quick wank la's xx
>>
If I was alive in 1917, I probably would have been a communist, or at least a sympathizer
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>>77517298
the child
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>>77517361
>if i was alive while life was hard i would've wanted it easy
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>post in active thread
>thread dies
>>
>>77517422
Did you go to the synagogue today
>>
>>77517432
No, why would I?
>>
>>77517396

Yeah, pretty much
>>
>>77517469
To be a good Jewish boy
>>
>people who have a hard life want things to be easier
>people who have an easy life want things to be harder

Really makes one ponder!
>>
>>77517469
synagogue a day keeps palestine away
>>
>>77517490
people don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>
>>77517490
don't think people who have an easy life should be allowed to vote if i'm being honest
>>
>>77517490
>people who have an easy life want things to be harder
No they just want more things that aren't yet in their grasp but they feel entitled to
>>
>>77517422
Post
>>77517469
Fucking
>>77517499
Machines
>>
>>77517499
Only should be allowed to vote after working a minimum wage job for at least a year
>>
Getting goosebumps whenever LP comes on the radio now lads.
>>
crawling in my bum
these poos i cannot feel
>>
Saw an absolutely banging hapa girl today, literal 10/10 model tier. Facebook stalked her and she's married to a total Chad. Interesting.
>>
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feeling tired
>>
>>77517312
sorry not a poof
>>
>>77517563
Quite a fan of this girl, would date her
>>
>>77517550
what about YOU, lad?
>>
wish mum would fuck off back to work already
>>
>>77517550
How did you facebook stalk a girl you only saw in passing on the street? Did you hear someone say her name?
>>
*ejaculates onto your face and chest*
>>
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>>77517590
wouldn't date you desu
>>
>>77517563
I miss her
>>
>>77517604
>you only saw in passing on the street

he didn't say that you assumptioner
>>
Wish my son in Israel would get a fucking job already
>>
>>77517619
tell your son to post fucking machines
>>
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>>77517607
I'm a very dateable young man
>>
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I'm 22 and have literally 0 friends and haven't 'been out' in years and years

Have never kissed a girl

....am I a weirdo?
>>
Need to put my willy in a girl for the first time lads. Not looking forward to being a wizard in 4 years.
>>
>>77517638
just a temporarily embarrassed chad
>>
>>77517618
Post fucking machines Nadav
>>
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>>77517635
>aussie

nope
>>
just go to a prostitute lads

prostitutes > normal girls
>>
>>77517658
yes goldberg
>>
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>>77517647
I like it
>>
>>77517654
What's this syndrome called?
>>
https://youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM
>>
got a bad case of retard syndrome
>>
>>77517658
wish I could nosepost this but don't have any jew pictures on the new pc
>>
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>>77517670
fatally-cute syndrome
>>
Would literally swim through a sea of rusty nails and dog shit to marry a black woman
>>
>>77517679
is this and disco 2000 literally their only good songs?
>>
>>77517692
What a handsome young man
>>
>>77517687
Oooh checkout Mr fancy pants and his new PC
>>
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>>77517709
you know it babyboy
>>
There needs to be a community service where females can volunteer to take aspies virginities. Different from an escort service.
>>
feels like I've dislodged my wisdom tooth clot
>>
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>>77517716
had to ask the gf to lend me money for it
>>
>>77517703
Umm no sweetie did you not see Jarvis cocker in harry potter
>>
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makes me think
>>
>>77517743
What a nice girl x
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I get these really violent obsessive crushes whenever I like a girl

Also NEVER sexually attracted to them

Think if I actually did fuck one I would lose all interest
>>
>>77517727
Sexual surrogates do exist.
>>
>>77517750
oh that was the ponce that sung that dancing like a hippogryff song?

cringed hard at that bit i did
>>
>>77517593
What about me?
>>77517604
This was a girl at work
>>
Quads say /brit/ is now officially owned by Australia x
>>
Willing to bet I'm the only person here wearing a wedding ring
>>
>>77517753
does it hurt lmao
>>
>>77517777
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>>77517750
is this, disco 2000 and do the hippogriff their only good songs?*
>>77517762
thanks yes she's a good lass
god I miss her
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>>77517781
Sucks for you
>>
odds say /brit/'s official language is now Spanish
evens too
>>
>>77517847
Hola
Mi llamo sacapuntas
Donde esta la mercado
por favour
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>>77517785
what do you mean by this
>>
AYAYAYIIIII

AY PAPPIIII
>>
doing a read about the dutch monarchy
>>
yo soy el gringo que paso
>>
>>77517889
Does it hurt knowing BASED Canadian men are fucking American women everyday?
>>
Got a porn addiction lads. What abou you ?
>>
>>77517847
Hola Negro
>>
>>77517885
>Hello
>My name is pencil sharpener
>Where is the market
>pleause
buena publicación muchacho
>>
Got a pouring addiction lads
>>
>>77517913
No I don't think so

I can't even wank everyday I have to wait until 3 days have passed or it doesn't feel good
>>
>>77517893
masturbándome con este post
>>
>>77517817
https://youtu.be/sPGepgWupTw
>>
Got a pog addiction lads
>>
honestly hate jerking off
>>
greeted my mom with a 7:30am fully drunkenness
she laughed it off and went to work with a smile
think she knows that i'm an alcoholic but try to laugh it off
>>
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>>77517946
choon
wonder what he's playing here
>>
>>77517975
you should post some fucking machines so you don't have to do it alone
>>
newer

>>77518013
>>77518013
>>77518013
>>77518013
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