What's the most British thing you've done today?

Ate Indian food.

>>77515398
I was going to have toast and beans. Instead I just ate the beans out of the can with a spoon.

>>77515398
had tea with my mum

>>77515398
Ate fish and chips

>>77515398
didn't take a shower or brushed my teeth

i was passive aggressive

>>77515579
tut

gave up my country to brown people

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Watched this. The Muslim girl everyone got mad at for winning is super adorable.

Drank the blood of innocents.

was british

Had a cucumber sandwich and tea

Farted to my finger and smelled it

>>77515398
I refused to be part of my group of friends who are looking for better jobs and better incomes to all of us.

recited the qutan

Ate cheese and onion crisps

>>77515398
I didn't brush my teeth

>>77515398
I was particularily perfidious today.

Doing a poo
Doing a wee
Doing bum
Doing a willy

I asked first whether I was allowed to watch porn. My parents didn't allow me to watch face sitting porn though...

>>77515398
Didnt brush my teeth

stool in pool

>>77515398
made fun of French people

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>>77515398
Ate Tyrrell's chips.

I lied
I cheated
I badmouthed

>>77516778
Try not surrendering in a war next time...

>>77516806
Did they?
They fought till their whole country was fucking ruined and even atom bombed.
They had to capitulate eventually, I think.
Wouldn't call that surrendering.

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>wake in a town that used to be French but was populated by loyalists after deporting the French to Louisiana
>select 3 names at random from the Québec City phone book, call and remind them that they will live their entire lifetimes under Her Majesty's reign.
>masturbate as they weep their sad papist tears
>head into town to a fish & chip take-out place where the waitress is French.
>get an erection while in the queue to
>pay for my meal with a $20, because the Queen's face is on it
>get shoes shined by East Indian shoe shine boy, who I exclusively refer to as gunga din.
>select 3 random names from First Nations reserve phonebook, sneeze on fabric swaths and mail them to the addresses.
>head over the border, dip several tea bags in filthy Boston harbor [sic]. I will later serve these teas to American guests as revenge
>as I go to bed at night, I ask Anglican God to bless and keep our Queen and for the continued enslavement of the French.

>>77516883
checked it, well they did, but not before they received too atom bombs.

Didn't brush my teeth

>>77515398
dying alone

>>77515422
That's funny, I gave your mum a teabag

>>77515398
I didn't washed my theeth

Destroyed my culture with virtual signaling, political correctness and swallow the social engineering

>>77515398
Burned myself by accident.

>>77515398
Spoke English

>>77515398
Had a bit of a snog with a hoblob gobdob.

>>77515398
I saw a Paki raping a Brit girl and did nothing.