/brit/

margot robbie

babestation

the killers are from las vegas you utter fucking moron

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anime

>>77514567
what did he mean by this

yuzu

if i pull you off will you cum

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>>77514566
cute kot :3

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hmmm.........

garmot briobe

Blade Runner is the greatest movie of all time

>>77514581

a tinny here is weed wrapped in tinfoil x

>>77514587
it's true

17 y.o. girl will be going to my uni, think she has a GH deficiency, looks ~14
http://www.strawpoll.me/13516379

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BAE

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need a cute russian bf to look after me

going on a 4am night drive
i'm a real human being

it's not confidential, I have potential

>>77514594
It would be extremely pleasurable

>>77514620
>daddy/daughter concerts
nonce

>>77514587
he meant to get (you)s by posting a stupid thing

>>77514618
thought the age of consent was 21 in the US you filthy nonce

Maid Bummer

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business idea: a book where friendly animal people explain that you have autism and what that means

>>77514646
it's 14 in my state, idiot

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>>77514602

>>77514639
you're a bit gay

>>77514602
yes but did they stick their willies in each other, that's the real question

to the lad who liked that big giant circles track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKZKPuQegi4 [Embed]

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5 > 3 > 4 > 2 >>>>>rest

>>77514658
in what state is it 14? I though 16 was the lowest

>>77514658
nonce TWAT

>>77514602
pretty sure they fucked. i would never be photographed having champagne 1 on 1 with a homosexual - fuckin' GAY

>>77514632
I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL

>>77514661
always makes me howl ngl
>>77514674
think he has a bf already

>>77514657
are any of the animal people peng?

>>77514678
>>>/int/cum
wish yanks (ie americans north of dixie) were rangebanned from brit

got kavinsky - outrun on vinyl

>>77514677
why do they all have the same body type apart from the ginger

THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN

>>77514602
BASED GAY MAN

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>>77514661
>152

>>77514710
unfunny post

>>77514716
drunk irish daddy syndrome

>>77514700
an angry wolf tears the throat out of a london rat for saying peng if that counts

>>77514715
does it actually sound better on vinyl?

>>77514744
dunno just saw it at the record store lol

>>77514718
hope it's ur willy x

>>77514741
good thing im not from london then haha

>>77514753
oh you'd know if it was x

>>77514741
what's wrong with saying peng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqin7xACBpY

quintessential chip banger

http://www.showbiz411.com/2017/07/23/225-million-valerian-crashes-with-just-under-17mil-weekend-biggest-loss-for-most-expensive-indie-film

homosexuals btfo

>>77514759
its the swag of England

>>77514715
pretty nice album tbf

no one cared who i was until i put on the clover

>>77514759
hello nigger

lol 8bit sound funny, ansome melody, cool :D

>>77514784
peng clover

got autechre - incunabula on vinyl

margot robbie is a peng a leng well buff piff ting

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night lids

never play my vinyls

im too autistic to own a music medium that degrades each time it's played

peng ting called maddison

i tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee

>>77514805
bimbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwdYWXuU4s

got a technics sl1200 based turntable but hardly even touch my serato controller haha

>>77514805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDQKRwNTn3I

>>77514845
she's actually so fit

business idea: vocal cord parasites that target arabic

>>77514795
get fucked. it sounds great

>this guy has vinyl records?? how interesting, i want to know more about him
t. no female or feminine creature across all worlds and throughout all lifetimes

the new transatlantic singing accent

you know what I mean

>>77514715
where'd you get it

>>77514857
explain this post a bit more

>>77514873
nahh record player and vinyls at uni are a literal pussy magnet

got rid of all my vinyl because it slowly gave me autism trying to keep them clean

had 300+ of em

miss them sometimes x

Be careful down there, Boss!

THIS THREAD WAS CREATED BY A LITERAL KID FUCKER
I REPEAT
THIS MAN FUCKS KIDS
HORSES
SHIT LOGS AND STOOL
TRANNIES AND ASIANS
ALL HALF PRICED THIS SUNDAY

4 months left till 2018, thoughts?

>>77514891
Play MGS5.

>>77514873
what the fuck are you talking about mate? dj's that play vinyl dont get laid? haha alri la'

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>>77514890
... Taz Records 1521 Grafton St. Halifax, Nova Scotia B3J 2B9 ... Picture ...

>he doesn't listen to his music on vinyl

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Have you lads ever thought what it would be like to have a significant other? An actual individual who is significant on a psychologically fulfilling and reliant level and you actually care about? A kindred spirit.

Would be weird but exhilarating I bet.

>>77514907
proofs????

>>77514908

fug

truly am wasting my life

need to find the anime song that went JUCI JUCI J-J-J-JUCI

not a good song but nostalgic

going to have to check the archive i think

>>77514891
words that kill

Bong getting BTFO

>>77514878
>>77514878
>>77514878
>>77514878
>>77514878

The best gimmicks are posted once or twice a day

>>77514943
dont care

>>77514891
old dine male-to-female

>>77514945
flat earth is real

>>77514817
Nanight.

>>77514908
2017 has been a good year 7/10 so far

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>>77514932

>>77514927
bit far from home tbqh
find it for me somewhere in the parisian region

>>77514927
doxxed

>>77514817
night x

>>77514932
had one, fucked it properly

>>77514943
Shan't

>>77514943
shan'tnot be letting a single iota reach the peripheries

Got fucked in the arse by an army officer last night, it was a major bummer

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https://youtu.be/1J3aT-wKtDE?t=401

Screeching at this guy being surprised that the Fisher Price "I Can Play" keyboard was 'kiddy'.

>>77514993
get out

>>77514993

keep it to yourself

private

>>77514943
haha, what a mental bastard

>>77514940
http://youtu.be/KWKYpy__lfA

???

>>77514661
>more than 7 people a day buy Milo's book in the UK

hmm

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Access Virus Ti

>>77514974
>pilot is deliberately crashing the plane into a mountain despite the passengers telling him they don't want that

>>77514974
WOAH....

gonna have a lie down after reading this one

>>77515046
let me tell you how i made her leave with me
conversation and hennesy

>>77514943
>gaychelles

>>77514974
that seating layout is dire

>>77515021
no it wasn't like that but this is cool

its one of those videos that's going to have less than 100,000 views and you'd either know it or don't

the anime it was from had a girl on a farm and then monsters but it looked quite old

obama was the greatest president we've had in the past century

>>77514908
Fuck me I've got another 6 month gap in my CV already

>>77515091
grim

>>77515090
their heads are swapped

>>77515091
>another
how'd you fix the other(s)?

>>77515090
loved the big short

>>77515078
>he's never been on a long haul jumbo flight
hello povvo

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>walking home through the woods at night
>accosted by pic related
>"hey bitch, give us $20 each or we'll smother your face with our bare feet"

wat do?

>>77515090
kek'd

haven't held a job since I was 18 at mcdonald's. 24 now

>>77515109
Temp labour jobs that I don't even have the option of doing anymore. May as well have done nothing for all it counts to employers anyway

>>77515124
alri deano

the force is electric

>>77515008
I would rather 'The guy was known for violating privates.'

>>77515132
*unzip dick*

Thoughts on GOT lads?
was alri

>>77515101
Snorting

I don't want to live anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiunXTVBOe0

post nostalgia choons

I don't eat, I don't sleep,
I do nothing but think of you.
I don't eat, I don't sleep,
I do nothing but think of you.

You keep me under your spell,
You keep me under your spell,
You keep me under your spell

My feeling toward anglos bros
but they hate us for some reason
i'm not sure why, still love them though

>>77514974
utterly hate this. pilots are selectively and specially trained professionals entrusted with the lives of passengers for good reason. politicians are not the same thing. they are elected and do not get a pass if they fuck up and kill people, directly or indirectly
liberals see themselves as born to rule. no different to reactionary toffs.

>>77515102
well done burger

>>77515173
just banter

>>77514932
unironically can't fathom it

i feel like you'd have to be totally honest with that kind of person or it wouldn't work, and i really don't know how i'd explain spending the years between 18-21 doing coke every weekend, xanax most weeknights and prostitutes every few weeks

have sold drugs for the past eight years of my life ask me anything

>>77515175
it's an analogy mongy twat

>>77515190
would you make me a sandwich?

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what i want to be when i grow up

>>77515193
it is mocking poor people for daring to think they can control their own destiny

>>77515199
how is that possible over the internet

went to the british museum today

i shit you not half the people were off the oriental sort

>>77515215
you sell fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY

ultimate CHOON

love picking my nose

>>77515214
is it though

>>77515193
Yes, a very poor one used by retards who think they're very clever

current philosophy stack is revolt against the modern world, simulacra and simulation, and the bible

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MY HOME, MY HOME
L.A I RIDE FOR YOUUu

>>77515226
full of normies that don't give a toss about the artefacts and just want their picture taken with the cool shit in the egyptian section

>>77515238
Yes

>>77515175
>no different to reactionary toffs.
At least toffs sometimes turned into benevolent "municipal socialists" (i.e. just doing public works programs) after accidentally walking down povvo streets.
Now you've got borderline malevolent Blair/Clinton types who see themselves as born to "modernise" (What do you mean we have some influence over political changes? No, those are as unchangeable as the tide. All we need to do is modernise, modernise, modernise...)

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>>77514566
I love kitties

I hear that, among other things, you can pay to take your own picture in jail. Must be a lot of cell fees.

>>77515226
Museums are almost solely tourist attractions now. No one in our culture of work, Instagram, Netflix and shopping gives a shit about anything educational or historical.

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>>77515089
um no sweetie x

>>77515261
there were a LOT of really hot european girls doing just that but what ever
also I couldn't even get close to the rosetta stone cos of all them bloody tourists surrounding it everywhere else was fine

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>No one in our culture of work, Instagram, Netflix and shopping gives a shit about anything educational or historical.

>>77515288
I HATE yanks :D

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>>77515294
yap

>>77515294
grim

>>77515193
a crap one
the role of politician, or any ruler, is different to the role of a profession

Find me a better poster on /int/

>>77515285
>>77515285
>>77515285
>>77515285
>>77515285

>>77515329
>>77515326
No mates it's a joke, or are you both just rusing me

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going for a wee then going to sleep xxx

>>77515340
no poppet i were sayin it were a grim joke

doing a 'pression

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>>77515322
It's okay I have brit friends

>>77515343
hey you saved that pic from me

>>77515238
yes and it reinforces the common damaging misconceptions that:

>politicians want to do the best for everyone in the country in the same way pilots want the best for the everyone on the plane
>politicians are smarter and know better than any of the plebs

>toil in 5 hours
>still awake
Do you reckon Mr Noseberg will understand?

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEEE

Talking to a girl from New Zealand I met on a depression forum

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Being Sad Like Nigga Be Happy Haha

>>77515362
:£

Go on and slip me two xanax bars I'm ready to git fool, 5th to Crown to wash it down I'm downtown snapping rolls

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>depression forum

mental illnesses:
>gayness
>leftism

not mental illnesses:
>depression

pretending to be a kiwi qt on a depression forum
love riling up horny runtoids

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#banter

TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK

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was homer an individual or a group of writers lads

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>>77515378

Have a gf but would still much rather visit the ol' whorehouse 2bh

AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIMES

>>77515412
He was an idea

>>77515412
Are you thinking of that episode where Bart & Lisa use Grampa as a pen-name?

>>77515431

>>>/pol/

>>77515427
elaborate

>>77515414
:3
:0
:DDD

oxycontin xanax bars percocet and loratab valium morphine patches ecstasy and it's all up for grabs whatcha want whatcha need hit me up I got you mang

>>77515343
>>77515362
:3

Indoctrinated daily mail reader:
>We need to elect a passenger as pilot!
Establishment:
>The pilot should remain in charge!
Me:
>We should all be pilot
*Passengers clap and cheer*

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>>77515431
meanwhile /pol/ took pic like a champ :^)

>>77515436
>>>/leftypol/

>>77515464
shove it up yours dickhead this is a politics free zone take it to the politics board

>>77515450
me (big brain): make the pilot an AI

Shitty shitty bum bum

pineal gland is flaring up again

shit my ass

bum willy arse fanny spaff and also chebs

having my first ever driving lesson tomorrow

Tip o' th' ol' willy flaring up again

>>77515473
>politics free zone on a board about countries
Ye dude the only time u should mention politics is when im on one board and one board only

>>77515496
how old r u

>>77515496
happy 17th sweaty xxx

>>77515498
Precisely

>>77515473
you're not the janny, go and smoke your own pubes

>>77515498
good lad

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>no toil until wednesday evening

>>77515509
>>77515510
19 years of age
about time i got it done

>>77515496
Don't crash x

>>77515498
Don't see any politics on a world map hun

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cull the weak

>>77515530
and i dont see cats or dicks but thats 90% of this general

anyone else here piss in the sink when tey're too lazy to get to the toilet

>>77515523
No toil till Wednesday morning me me.

>>77515530
the borders are politics x

had a wee

>>77515549
me & the gf just use old drinks bottles

>>77515549
i almost exclusively use the sink actually
given the choice I go for sink

>>77515548
um actually if you looked close enough at the earth you'd see willies and cats actually do exist. Politics is just a social construct created by man

>>77515565
did it sting? x

>>77515562
woah

>>77515577
no x

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Fookin' 'ell lads I'm dozing off

>>77515548
not really

>>77515549
Poo'd in a sink when I was drunk at uni once lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnJfY8qbqPg
minor tune

feel very awake

>>77515565
normal or sex?

>>77515549
I just pee into my hand and throw it out the window

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>>77515592
>not really

shat behind a tree on a night out once

>>77515593
you absolute mess of a man

squatted over a log in the woods and did a big poo once

shat in a gas station toilet once
was an utter nightmare

>>77515646
>gas station
FOY

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can't stop wanking

>>77515662
i was getting my helium tank filled

>>77515662
what do brits call them? petrol pumps? LOL!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane

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>>77515669
Don't be so naughty.

>>77515692
hmmmmmmm

>>77514566
>when you used to look at 15yo girls who dated 18yo guys with disgust
>when you are now that guy

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiYZ_7g0hh4

>>77515711
'e

>>77515703
verbally vanquished

>>77515692
hmmmm

theoretically, if girls had penises, would it be gay to suck on them?

>>77515711
Disgusting nonce fuck off

Eating on a late night stew lads

>>77515726
>you pump petrol into your car
>thus, petrol pumps
anally annihilated

>>77515692
fueling site

>>77515715
kek at the top comment

>>77515692
Petrochemical fuel campus

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>>77515694
>The thing is though, no-one's dispensable in my plane, because we're like one big flight plan, one big agency. The friends upstairs on the master plan, they're like the mouth. The hired guns down here, the hands.

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>>77515692

*blocks you path*

just filled the bike up at the gus giver

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if we call them petrol pumps because pump petrol in the fuel tank why do Americans call them gas stations? do u pull up and some one farts into your tank?

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me on top

So THIS is the world famous British culture general......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
whoa guys check this shit out

>>77515848
hmmmm wonder how the tortoise feels about this

>>77515848
>big tortoise - Sweden
>dog - refugees
>small tortoise - Norway

>>77515848
mammals are disgusting creatures

>>77515887
us scalies gotta stick together

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gf just sent me this

lads
recently became uncle
make me want to have my own kids
wish i could find a wife to inseminate

have laughed a lot tonight

good posts lads

>>77515921
>wish i could find a wife to inseminate
dont think you will if you keeping talking like that

Any political happenings since I've been away the last 2 weeks?

>>77515935
what do you recommend

>>77515946
Corbyn just lost all the student voters he gained

>>77515970
get into findom

>>77515970
Bee yourself bro

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going to bed
night x

>>77516004
*tucks you in*
*gives you a kiss on the forehead(
night night sweetykins~

>>77515988
hasn't worked so far
who else should i try be

>>77515946
trump farted

>>77516004
*fucks your bum*
night x

>>77516025
be Napoleon III

>>77516025
be like me

im telling you, if some runt DARES to make an early new...

well, put it this way, i wont be responsible for my actions

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what am i

>>77516067
a good egg

>>77516067
runt

>>77515046
it feels like i get a surge of superhuman strength any time i hear this song which enables me to turn off the device that start autoplaying it with lightning speed.

fuck the alt right

>>77516067
>nation over world
bit racist

>>77516034
>>77516051
>be a cuck
nah

>>77516067
>69% progress
calm down there mlk jr

>>77516096
i like britain
just don't like the whole flag waving, royal worship routine

>>77516114
youre more than a good egg
youre a top lad

>>77516123
>>77516123
>>77516123
>>77516123