Crashing this government edition
margot robbie
>glial cells
pineal gland currently hurtling through deep space
anime
yuzu
Why is McAfee so based
>Nice plane.
>Whatever.
>Looks like mine.
>What make's yours?
>Agency.
>Expensive.
>And yours?
>Baneio Crashini.
howling
lads
>>77513098
hmmm not terribly amusing tbqh
fancy watching some 'light 'one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
imo zyzz is just an endorphin rush
opinions?
also some banging tunes
dont
>>77513098
What's funny about a man being killed and robbed of a happy future?
>>77513036
>>77513078
bit of a dead meme
>>77513098
>scot
>clearly a turk
>imo zyzz is just an endorphin rush
>opinions?
>also some banging tunes
>>77513098
>Tarek Naggar
>Scottish man
>>77513148
something something death and taxes
Confucius
>>77513144
a scot might pronounce his surname like the n-word
feel like pure shit just want him back x
https://youtu.be/TJbC2jJOT9s
Choon
>>77513078
kek
>>77513208
terrible
>>77513144
>tarek naggar
>scottish
Also he isn't dead
i'm a pretty basic runt rn
>>77513228
christ
>>77513228
howling
>>77513228
Fuck off Harry
*hugs*
reading this rorkesheed book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwk5OUII9Vc
thousands of years of human art and music have led to THIS
the pinnacle of it all
>>77513228
meowing at the file name lad
does anyone else remember when kaiser wilhelm fox and two cats tried to hijack a flight to cuba?
Gf is making me look after her bf's daughter again
>>77513228
howling at this
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIIIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFkAjX0Gz8Y
choooooon
>>77513294
not amused by the fact this amused me
>>77513228
don't get this
>>77513312
>>77513292
>>77513278
New twats. This joke has been used multiple times on /Brit/
listening to shortwave radio
reading the part of the manifesto where elliott reads a book that says in order to improve your life you should visualise your ideal life. so he visualises himself winning the lottery and then spergs out after he buys lottery tickets and doesn't instantly become a millionaire like he visualised.
for someone who claims to read so much he was such a retard
>>77513352
been here longer than you
go suck your fucking mum
>>77513357
didn't he take out savings and drive to another state to buy lotto tickets
tighten your buttocks
pour juice on your chin
i promised my girlfriend
i'd the violin
>>77513344
the shrunken head from the bus in the harry potter movies
>>77513352
So it can't be funny?
me on the right having a think
>>77513357
what an awful way to interpret that method of thinking
serious spastic behaviour
>>77513386
oh yeah that
me haha
Getting pissed off and pissed on in equal measure
Oi GOTfag, did you manage to set up a /brit/ stream?
kino tier:
prisoner of azkaban
goblet of fire
comfy tier:
philosopher's stone
chamber of secrets
deathly hallows part 1
shit tier:
order of the phoenix
deathly hallows part 2
gimmick tier:
half blood prince
>>77513441
dirty cow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6byFiTjfQ
absolute banger of a tune
listen to it
Any real OG niggas in da house?
>>77513453
yeah, no thanks
Ceo at work just broke my nose
listening to nice calming music, might fall asleep before GoT woops
https://youtu.be/Kyrh9YclT3w
>>77513453
no you basic twat
>>77513378
not at that part yet but probably
poor bastard
>>77513448
are han
Where the GOT stream at?
would you guys ever impregnate a black woman?
Eating lightbulbs
>>77513490
Fucking 19 years old. Christ. And people think we shouldn't honour the kids that died for us because they hate the politicians of the age.
>>77513466
>>77513476
lmao u pretentious runts
>>77513456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2kY-Jot3kI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUi7VnZW6XQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P3so8VhHUs
right here
>>77513496
muy buena
>>77513496
I'm ok, how about you?
>let's see the names of the girls I've matched with on bumble
Jordy
Rachelle
Bec
Meg
Ingrid
Alanna
Ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E
choon cunt
Is the lad who said he'd stream Game of Thrones still here?
>>77513514
give em footballers wages i say
>>77513514
hebron was in british palestine, so harry literally died for israel
http://instasync.com/r/brit
Got starting in 1 minute
Hurry up
business idea: give the binmen BBC presenter's wages
hardcore technoid
my first time was in a threesome (MMF) with two complete strangers who i hadnt known for longer than 30 minutes
>>77513579
Lads what's the best betting app?
fuckcore drumpfoid
>>77513606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbbpRX4zCA
>>77513591
good one
>>77513610
tell me more
Business idea: /brit/coin
shower broke in my flat but I'm moving in a week so the landlord gave me access to the new place. I have two flats lads
me
>>77513610
You spent more time working on the lad right? Girls are fucking boring.
>>77513646
hehe
>>77513579
My point is, that no matter which side you are on (lefty's who hate our own country, or right wingers who hate Jewish wars) that had nothing to do with that kid. He died thinking about us, for us, no other choice in life at fucking 19. That's incredibly young, just makes me sad when people shit all over the memories of these kids to make a political point, it's wrong.
>>77513613
really hate it when writers do that shit
you wrote the story already, don't give out pointless details unless you need to
don't care if dumbledore is a bumder but write it in the actual book if its important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmyR-LGgjJc
reminds me of serotonin flooding
>>77513648
which one?
Girls I've fucked
Elizabeth
Courtney
Rhiannon
Emily
Karen
Sofia
>>77513610
dire
>>77513613
>>77513664
She still had films to make so she had to cozy up to the jews.
>>77513684
doxable
give bankers binmen's bonuses
how did 190 manage to get everyone to forget about when he nonced his eight year old cousin?
>>77513664
but how else would she be able to coast her career along a single series
i haven't heard anything else about that musical they were supposed to be doing
wish there were good hardcore porn with pin up girls, proper 50s/60s pin ups not this fat lass with tattoos shite
>>77513648
>non militant labour
is this a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4
>>77513660
>He died thinking about us, for us,
absolutely no proof of this
he might well have died thinking "fucking hell that hurt"
furthermore at times people abuse their memories to try and send more young men off to die in far flung lands, conflating support for the soldiers with support for the political operations they're sent to die in.
>>77513706
from what I've read the fans hated it and consider it non-canon because of terrible plot decisions
>>77513639
met the girl in the middle of the street about 2am, she couldnt find her hotel. met the bloke likewise just in the street as we went to find said hotel. went back to his place so she could charge her phone and ended up doing sex
or trying to i couldnt stay hard for more than 30seconds at a time and needless to say i didnt cum. but it went in which is the important part and so by definition im not a virgin
Meritocracy & social mobility are bourgeois myths
1 + 2 = 3
>>77513708
>Neil Kinnock being militant about anything
Militant about being a loser maybe lmao
Do any of you belive in God and why?
Not sure I can remember every girl I've fucked
Not because it's a lot or anything, just because I was probably pretty drunk for the ones I wasn't dating. I'm pretty drunk a lot.
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vwy1ED36I
>>77513741
Wrong.
>>77513716
dumb cunt
was driving with the radio on and windows down so i couldn't hear shit and was looking at my google maps to navigate, going 60 on a kind of windy road. i was trying to fix it because it looked like i would be running perpendicular off the road in about .1 miles when i looked up and had to do initial d style drifting going 60 on a windy country road. almost fucking died but i feel like i could get addicted to the adrenaline rush
the wankers the wonuses
>>77513750
Genuinely got a U in gcse maths aha
>Rhiannon
>>77513741
umm not under common core sweaty xx
>>77513764
you winf the internets for today xD
>>77513747
literal nonce
>>77513772
you unironic spastic
>>77513753
either show me a copy of your time-travelling brain scanner or concede that maybe Harry Potter died thinking "fucking hell that hurt"
>>77513740
egalitarianism is a liberal myth
>>77513776
''Tis a nigress.
>>77513735
yeah about how was it propositioned?
>>77513660
sorry wasn't trying to make a point about jews and israel
just thought it was funny that rowling hates israel and that guy died there
in all seriousness its very tragic
who is going on a 3-4 am night walk
>>77513792
can't imagine being this much of a retard
kill all anime nonces
>>77513788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
could use a vice being tightened around my tender bollocks
>>77513808
Oh didn't even notice it was Rowling in the picture. Looks nothing like her now.
>>77513813
limited imagination is a sign of autism
>>77513796
egalitarianism is a legal choice. but i agree it is a myth in a liberal society.
>>77513815
fantastic post
got a nice feel of some cheb last night
If you got good enough gcse results to get into sixth form you are a normie scumrunt and you don't belong here
just stabbed myself quite badly in the hand trying to seperate frozen potato wedges with a sharp kinfe. quite a lot of blood
>>77513812
meet me down the catacombs tomorrow
zibblies wooooooooooo
>>77513747
the 8bit tune that autoplayed after this is cool
got my cheb felt by some bender past night
flat earth is real
>>77513859
be there in 30
>>77513869
Post baps
http://www.strawpoll.me/13516379
thought she was joking when she said she was going my uni this year because she looks like a freshman in high school. i might be paranoid but i felt like people were giving me weird looks when i was chatting with here. she also seems a bit immature. wants to be an elementary school teacher
>>77513856
*sucks your fingers*
NEED a croatian president gf lads
>>77513856
Still, could be worse...
meat is murder
worth a buy
>>77513876
shan't
>>77513885
Isn't that illegal in the US?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfIGyrJzgyo
>>77513900
Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
>>77513835
the UN declaration of human rights proclaims all humans are created equal. quit kidding yourself and get a real worldview
>>77513871
bet you're too scared, I've been down there twice with French lads I know
>>77513902
Literally me and BTC. I just keep buying and am always making money.
>>77513865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrN8ZrCRdnQ
>>77513909
16's AOC in most states, mine included. unless i'm mistaken, but even if i am she's turning 18 soon
It's the Daedra, you see.
I'm not sure if I've wasted my life or if I even ever had a chance at all anyway.
sold nearly 30 bitcoin over the past year most of them for under $700 ask me anything
By the Nine Divines! Assault! Assault!
What are the odds that Boris gains leadership of the Tories and manages to form a government?
>>77513900
i thought i was retarded doing the potato wedges. like you know, i pretty much knew it was going to happen before i did it, and i did it anyway.
trying to pirce something as hard as wood with your hand underneath is full blown silly tho
>>77513800
from the moment i met her in the street she was very touchy, that continued when we go to the blokes house and started drinking. came a point when we were sat on the bed with her between us, she was showing us some pictures on her phone. put my hand down the back of her jeans and it went from there
>>77513980
kiwis are cute
*screeches*
>>77513964
zoella or maisie?
>>77513993
I brit but agreed
>>77513930
did a party with emo/goth chicks there actually
it was pretty fun
did you have fun?
>>77514001
cara
any scat man in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_wbJ3J5wVQ
>>77513926
saying people should be treated equally is not the same as saying everyone is identical
no idea where this meme comes from
Skibby dibby dip yo dododo
>>77514026
skip bop bop babble dee bop bee doo dop
>>77513998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY6xrEFh7WQ
>>77513865
what does 8bit mean with regard to images and music. never really questioned it
>>77513926
>if the UN says it then its true
>>77514061
Means there's 8 bits of it
gf has phanny fimosis lads
>>77514076
literal fucking nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgZsLuEFbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZcDAmGV6qQ
HMMMMM
>>77513984
haha just remember to be more careful next time, you crazy bugger!
*winks at you*
*throws my jacket over my back*
*walks away at a steady pace*
I'm a nonce fucker
I fuck nonces
>>77513926
not all 'races' are human though
>>77514061
not sure exactly but 8bit music is very distinctive because it sounds like nintendo
>>77514061
done in the style of 8 bit computers/consoles
(NES, Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, etc. Also Gameboy.)
It's to do with computer memory and processors, but really all that matters for music purposes is knowing it's done in the style of older hardware.
>>77514005
all anglos are british at heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91rV-xS-uE
>>77514076
what does that mean
>>77513941
quite nice
should I take this 30mg of oxycodone lads?
>>77514061
seems like it could have come from the age of 8 bit computers/consoles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaeqbguox98
It's gotten to the point where I can predict every single post on /brit/
>>77514112
had a dream last night that otters became extinct and that was significant
>>77514120
nah give it away to the needy
Shitting, pissing, ripsnorting, pissfarting, shitpuking, cumbleeding
>>77514102
>>77514103
>>77514122
https://youtu.be/QaIoW1aL9GE
>>77514119
check the others i'm spamming. or not haha
>>77514146
gave a homeless kid a xanax a week ago
>>77514112
oh my god that's too cute :3
woah
bought this for father's day
got slimed
>>77514157
Rank em, boys
>>77514137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9bmkTltx5s
>>77513998
HOWLING
why are countries with an anglo cuckstamp on their flag the worst posters, and also those that have a flag similar to ivory coast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anv76JDo7-U
absolutely love chip tunes. i know autism but haha
>>77514187
The baby for sure
>>77514157
gets funnier every time I see it
in fact, I think it's the funniest gimmick in /brit/ history
>>77514180
r u a rabbit?
*sits next to you*
*unlocks my phone*
*connects to the internet*
*logs into runtbook*
*shows you the latest lad bible video*
>>77513941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2CXtqPtfsU
>>77513761
can someone acknowledge my recent near death?
>>77514184
excellent.
>>77514211
he's falling.
>>77514187
4/7 shitskins
Of course.
>>77514149
they are cool but not what i would call 8bit personally. the sounds are too clear and refined and not blocky
>>77513761
Dont care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTu_cB1hApM
screecher
>>77514228
put the phone down when u drive
>>77514214
No
*twitches nose and hops away*
>>77514187
hahaha what a world we live in
absolutely insane
>>77514030
why should a superior and inferior person be treated the same?
>>77514187
middle one is a cult leader who wants to summon a demon
that plot point is really at odd with the tone of the rest of the game
Bum
>>77514228
i am glad you are safe
>>77514187
(((they))) made the nigger with dreads the only attractive one
I WONDER WHY
remember watching this in primary school
haven't thought about for 10 years it until now. mental.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VarSSAwiimU
flat earth is real
>>77514281
thanks, first thing i did was post here to let you guys know i'm alright. haven't even unpacked my stuff. i drank 2 beers before driving but i never drink so maybe they impacted me more than i thought. i'll be more careful in the future and probably not use google maps
>>77514291
>attractive
who else remembers this game in 2017???
>>77514291
>i only want to shag the black lad
>this is the jews' fault
remember when they used t say gays were 1% of the population, now they say it's 10%
>>77514291
>>77514187
1, 3, 4
>>77514317
howling
>>77514322
realisticly half of men are gay its just against societal norms desu
>>77514274
holy fuck i can;t breathe
-----------*TRUTHBOMB INCOMING*-----------
oasis is shit
----------------*TRUTHBOMB OUT*----------------
>>77514293
today i drove on these bridges that go over the sound and had massive nostalgia flashbacks. when i was really young we used to drive on them and they've always been a big part of my dreams, where they warp into gigantic roller coaster-like things. but i was surprised at how roller coaster-y they are in real life too. was much steeper than i thought they'd be
Which is worse, reading out loud or talking during movies?
>>77514342
Want me to call 111?
>>77514339
>>77514272
there's no such thing as a "superior" person. it's a matter of common human decency, allowing them to participate in society and develop without facing unnecessary barriers or discrimination, as well as a general unwillingness for people to treat others in a way they would not want to be treated. people who see others getting better treatment than them are rightfully angry.
>>77514238
check this one, is real 8bit >>77514201
i like the bare bones 8bit, but also like it when it's incorporated to a synth and with a clear beat too. i love all variety of chip really tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALq1ENqfu8E
>>77514187
I wasn't gay but now I am
>>77514318
Spy fox was better
I think it's time to shake up my posting style and rebrand myself. For year's I've been using a mix between proto-/bundes/ posting from /sp/ with a bit of my own flair thrown in. But I've been heavily influenced by /sp/'s German contingent. Ever since the Pollo meme from new years of 2011 came out I've been making nonsensical posts without much structure, a loose improvisational feel to almost everything I make. But I'm really feeling the zeitgeist move in a different direction now. I need to start posting like a redditor to really maximize myself and cement my status as a good poster at the moment... Really sad that I'm going to have to start capitalizing shit and using like grammar and sentence structure n shit like that now, fuck...
>>77514220
absolutely sick. so many of the really good bare bones chip tunes are only a minute and a half long, which is why you need to find sick mixes of them, they are few and far between.
>>77514349
wonderwall was good
>>77514377
*walks at you*
Freddi Fish And Luther's Maze Madness
Chiptunes are shit. You are all shit
s o c i a l
d e m o c r a c y
>>77514402
I don't get it.
>>77514339
agreed
love getting "straight" lads to experiment
>>77514377
the gfs
>>77514368
have you ever listened to ikonika?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpcLjpu3-1g
leftypol FUCK OFF
weed doctor gave me a script for marinol so that I can fail drug tests
Might do a cheeky early new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU
smol bean :3
POOING HERE
I WEEALIZE
>>77514499
Don't you do it lad
>>77514459
not really a fan of downtempo stuff like dubstep. they do anything a bit faster?
>>77514112
i think this dog has autism
>>77514368
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALq1ENqfu8E
big fan of this
I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
>>77514514
4chumps has this IP blocked from posting new threads anyway haha
>>77514499
*click*
that's the sound of janny's revolver cocking...
>>77514468
not until the people who make shit like this are dying of typhus in a work camp
This guy looked normal until I saw him in a video with another person. Imagine being dwarfed this much to your own viewers.
>>77514544
the killers is the only good thing to come from britain
>>77514538
listen to the whole album 'glory days' all on youtube and i think free to download too. love big giant circles
>>77514366
>there's no such thing as a "superior" person.
bullshit and you know it. stopped reading there
>>77514524
hmmm don't think so unfortunately
to the lad who liked that big giant circles track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKZKPuQegi4