/brit/

will and poo but also bum

Fuck white people.

covfefe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dqREbFER7Q

CHOON

based muscular ELITE janny

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>>77511018
Oh wow this is actually quite a good edition

>>77511038
bum is important glad you didn't leave bummy out :)

Ignoring the techies that can afford it, how does the regular person afford to live in San Francisco? Like, the normal regular person born and raised, go to school, graduate, try and get a job in retail or whatever, find a job in their field kind of normal.
Do they just pay for everything on credit card and live in perpetual debt?

time has lost all meaning to me

love the janny
hate the passmong

simple as

>>77511099
DUDE

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anime

>>77511083
Cheers lad glad you like it

game of bints in just 25 minutes

the waifu mong makes lisicki and thailad look like good posters

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Janny's approval rating is through the roof since passmong turned up and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't starting to like him too

>>77511147
whats wrong with waifus

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last time on /brit/...

if someone is from mongolia

are they known as mongs, lads

>>77511122
Sagiri is cute and I want her to come out of her room!

>>77511191
mongols

>>77511182
can you do one that takes from a load of /brit/ threads? quite interesting

gas the rich

>>77511180
hang yourself

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>>77511182
>janny job
>job

having quite uncomfortable chest pains lads

listening to mardy bum
opinions?

fuck the alt right

Wagies are in a deep slumber lads

>>77511259
always think im gunna die when this happens. Guess as you get older there are just some aches and pains every once in a while but i always think im going to die.

>>77511182
how do dis?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515734
http://www.strawpoll.me/13515734

someone rather than no one

spicy water is so fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at5uUvRkxZ0

Is Dunkirk any good?

>>77511220
I wanted to do the same, still looking for a simple way to do it
>>77511310
http://tagcrowd.com/

Enjoying a bit of late night Patum Peperium on toast lads.

Sincerely pity the plebs unaware of the joys of the Gentleman's Relish tbqh.

>>77511307
>>77511259
this is usually heartburn, get some antacids down you

listening to morky arse
positions?

HATE being incel

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still not found a job

flat earth is real

>>77511310
here is the filter I used:

OP anonymous board catalog chan com file gif https image jpg kb mb png post www

>>77511351
fuck the troops

>>77511351
I laughed at how the film portrayed the French as cowards while simultaneously being about Brits retreating without a single hint of self-awareness at the irony.

>>77511392
you should filter the weekdays as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52roqup9cm0
ameriniggers will never recover

>>77511431
oh right, will do

used to think i were invincible but now i feel like a strong fart would test my mortality, guess i really am a grown up now

>>77511415
this
only yanklets defend these murderers

>>77511416
The French genuinely fought heroically at Dunkirk. Whereas the Brits just proved AGAIN that they can't beat the Germans alone.

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>>77511431
updated

>>77511307
yeah me too. i always think im going to die
>>77511369
i do get heartburn but this is not that.

>>77511489
makes you think

flat earth is real

>>77511486
mate your people couldn't even fish on a fucking island
>>77511489
too small of a sample size for me to care, someone save every /brit/ thread for a week and post it next Sunday evening

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huh? wha-
...
ah... woah...

>>77511489
/brit/ should reconsider its use of foul language. lets make this a general suitable for all the family

>>77511545
>too small of a sample size for me to care, someone save every /brit/ thread for a week and post it next Sunday evening
easier way is to use the archive on desu, not sure how to get all the results in a single page though

>>77511565
because the government are dumb like monkeys get it

>>77511565
bit racist

>>77511565
ooga BOOGA

>>77511545
An island is on land silly and fish don't live there.

>>77511565
my brain can't handle this image, think I need to take a lie down and mull over it

>>77511342
>two line link
hello waifu mong

cunt

been expelled from the bummy banana league for abusing a practice pear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGwNzHW3j4

Not had a KFC in ages

>>77511486
nobody can beat the Germans, they were forged by centuries of fighting the Roman Empire

>>77511565
Holy shit

I never knew there was an upper second floor in the house of commons, mind blown lads

arse and arse but also arse

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>77511565
Woah.... Real deep...

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do brits really live in tiny split houses?

>>77511616
learned that one from the simpsons

>>77511616
thats where the REAL politicians sit

>>77511642
what the fuck is a split house?

Is St. Andrews the comfiest school in the UK?

>>77511642
they're essentially townhomes/apartments but instead of costing 100k they cost 1.5m

If it's fashìonable to like Frank Ocean then I guess I'm the suavest fucker going

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>>77511652

>>77511642
we live on a tiny split island

fuck people lads

Lads Denmark is going to have an EU membership referendum soon. Anglo-Dane Union NOW

>>77511416
This but it was a decent flick.

>>77511658
full of toffs

>>77511342
looks like best practise is to report early news, but also move to them. it preserves thread activity and gives potential for VERY funny "he's here" posts if the janny comes by.
those who refuse to move, you do more harm than good! lets work together!

>>77511678
it is? i googled and all i got was this
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/773207

not reporting shit

snitches get stitches~

>>77511658
>school
fuck off yank

>>77511744
good lad

bounced the gfs head off the countertop because she didn't know what stars are made of

>>77511712
what's uncomfy about that?

>>77511678
source? don't think you will

the gfs has been beaten up so much the judge called me marcel cerdan at my hearing

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/leftypol/ and i'm here to say
voting labour is a-okay
destroy the blairites and the third way
this line exists to rhyme theresa may

hate the bourgs and the porkies
social workers will re-educate the rorkies
something something constituents are yorkies
ed miliband is an adorable dorky

something something something something
something something something something
something something something something
something fill this in later

so now that you've heard our message
change to BBC1 from BBC Sport's dressage
and watch this message over again
this was a party political broadcast for the labour party now here's the NEWS AT TEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZvqKwKJew

reviewbrah has over 300K subscribers now. memes have gone too far

came on the gfs head

>>77511810
cringe

>>77511797
good job lad


>>77511814
heh, banter

did they run out of time halfway through making "hated in the nation"? what kind of fucking ending is that?

>>77511758
What are they made of?

Went out with the lads last night. First time in over a year we actually went out on the town was a riot. We don't talk politics a lot, I've always known one of them as quite economically conservative but socially all are very liberal.

One of them admitted to voting Corbyn and the rest of the lads roasted him. Was pleasantly surprised to find they all thought Labour was a complete joke, even/especially the Lib Dem guys.

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>>77511810
ow i think i have brain cancer now

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SKY ATLANTIC THIS IS A REPEAT OF EPISODE 1

>>77511810
silly dumb succdem scum

>>77511813
Good. He should out do Chicken Nigger every day of the week.

the ironic domestic violence gimmick has totally been overtaken by the ironic gay posting gimmick over the year
of course this coincide with the rise of labour/marxist/tankies posts

>>77511869
another hour nigger

>>77511869
oh the new one is on at 2 lol
silly me

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I got air conditioning a few weeks ago during that heatwave. It was a real lifesaver. Don't need it any more but now that I'm used to it I just have it on perpetually, mostly to keep my grolsch cans cold

>>77511813
>300,000 subs and 348 patrons

This cunt is fucking raking the money in isn't he jesus christ alive.

got fat shamed at hardees

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>Good. He should out do Chicken Nigger every day of the week.

Having a bread and butter, a dark fruits and watching game of thrones

glad i don't own a firearm

social democracy always leads to neoliberalism

>>77511863
It's because they fell for the media memes about corbyn. Nothing impressive - you have stupid friends.

>>77511847
poo

grew up and realized my parents are bad people

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want a full PDF of "what do people do all day?" by richard scarry but it's not on libgen

hope there are some wankable scenes in tonights episode

preferably of sophie

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>>77511917
>1.52 m
holy shit manlet

mummy told me not to eat any more cake or ice cream and to save some for tomorrow - does she not know who shes dealing with!?

>>77511963
really sexist

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>>77511351
mulatto grandson on the left?

>>77511965
sophie is shit tier now.
maisie is the only good girl left

>>77511863
>economically conservative but socially all are very liberal.
i don't know how to tell you this but you need to kill your friends with an axe

Just did a wank to these two images:
>https://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/Sparrow/526953/Sparrow-526953-Taimanin_Tango_1_2.jpg

>https://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/Sparrow/527036/Sparrow-527036-Taimanin_Tango_2_2.jpg

Your thoughts?

>>77511994
wouldn't mind seeing maisie getting gangbanged by the lannister lads

>>77511911
hes a massive aspie whos rich enough to move out of his parents house, pretty jealous of him 2bh. hes doing well right now

>>77512007
that's racist

>>77512007
i said we'll be remodelling your shithole

>>77511963
what the fuck is a huckle

>captcha: einfahrt green
what the fuck is an einfahrt

>>77512007
I would sooner chop my willy off than click either of those links

>>77511959
how are they bad, did they rape you?

>>77511999
When I say very liberal i mean in the grand scheme. For recently graduate young lads they're not liberal at all, but that's comparing them to the trannies and other such human faeces that infest the educational system.

reviewbrah gets money for eating junk food and filming himself doing it. state of this world really

>>77512007
nice

>>77512070
Even then those people (reinforced by leaning to the lib-dems) are political detritus.

Might need to know a little japanese to get this one lads ahaha
*ahem*
Some guy's talking to a Japanese guy and he says "my favourite show is definitely 'The Nanny' "
The Japanese guy says " 'The What?' "

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good lad

someone post the are you 12 pasta pls

>>77512111
stop giving her attention

>>77512109
hahaha

>>77512114
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

do girls like giving blowjobs?

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think i might be coming around to ancom again after being a tankie for a while lads

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>>77512111

>>77512104
For not being authoritarian?

>>77512156
no
but for some reason gay men do

WEIRD

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>>77512140
fuck off

*squats*

>>77512166
stop giving her attention

>>77512154
lol cheers

>>77512171
For being defenders of more-or-less the status quo.

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>>77512166
revolting

>>77512156
the ex did I think
maybe she just said that
think it varies between girls iah

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>>77512183

>>77512166
ah yes very curvy

>>77512158
how come? think i am going the other way

*gives you the fear*
heh, roll 2D6 buddy; good luck (not)

>>77512179
stop giving her attention

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on the last train home

roasties are toasted...

why do people say cheers instead of actually cheering

it's like irl action posting

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>>77512179
never seen this one before

>>77512198
That's not what I said they were I said they think Corbyn is a joke (he is) and that they aren't authoritarian on social issues (they don't give a shit what people do with their own lives, gay marriage and victimless 'crimes' like drug use are a few we have talked about which should both be legal).

lewis brindley of the yogscast is a bit of a spindly runt isnt he

>>77512241
haha you're right

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>>77512219
filtering this inane response
commie slags are /brit/ culture

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD0Mm6WIcYs

>>77511988
t. adopted

Anyone else here toast glasses before eating dinner?

ajajjaskkaksm

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>>77512154

honestly found the post it was directed at pretty funny

>>77512231
thats sad

>>77512256
If you're "socially liberal and economically conservative" you are essentially the status quo (which hasn't limped too far from the Conservative-Lib-Dem coalition, largely because Theresa "Nasty Party Speech" May is a relatively Liberal conservative all considered.)

Austerity and Gay sex. Woohoo!

>>77512292
ah yes, /brit/

>>77512262
DON'T patronize me.

>>77512256
Victimless crimes like drugs lead to excessive homelessness, less grp and more real crime like thieving and violence.

>>77512269
yelling

>>77512276
his other one is better, with the constant motion line cartoon thing

>>77512292
lol

>>77512309
im genuinely not i didn't know how to phrase my appreciation for your post without coming across as patronising

poo

>>77512311
that happens because the drugs are illegal

>>77512309
>patronize
foy

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>>77512304
>Austerity and Gay sex

>>77512292
howling
remember this

realising drug laws are batshit retarded is step 1 in the path to learning the world is not as it seems

just end 4chan

>>77512311
Preventative laws are idiotic. 'You can't do this because then you are statistically more likely to do that' isn't an argument.

>>77512304
Dumb cunt so caught up on branding politics he ignores and doesn't give a shit about policies and thinks everyone economically conservative is identical.

>>77512356
Drugs are addictive and damage lives.

>>77512209
https://blog.lareviewofbooks.org/chinablog/class-china-became-politically-incorrect/
even the cultural revolution couldn't stop this happening it seems
the way i see it, the existence of a single party state with huge power means the type of people supposedly defeated by revolution will always worm their way back into power

*takes drug*
*turns homeless and start robbing people*

>>77512387
>and thinks everyone economically conservative is identical
Ah yes, I'm sure your friends are distributists.

>>77512351
>>77512351
I'm still suspicious but very well.

>>77512400
lots of illegal drugs aren't physically addictive
lots of legal drugs are physically addictive

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515971

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515971

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515971

VOTE

VOTING IS MANDATORY

>>77512304
>Austerity and Gay sex. Woohoo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpDimHnFohE

rob a sucka quick leave his arse on me dick

i think a fat dose of acid would've prevented elliot's killing spree

>>77512417
See. You're so incredibly caught up on political branding you don't give a fuck about policy.

>>77512387
But statistics are the only way to understand trends between things like drugs and criminality.

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>>77512451
>voting for 6pm-midnight

the kids book is on vk dumb piracy poster

morning lads

>>77512469
Policy is generally subsidiary to branding.
I don't care if you're going to do one good thing as part of a policy program of supporting a thousand shit things.
(Which is basically what the Lib-Dems have always done, when you think about it.)

>>77512491
big TITS XDDD BIG JUGS BIG ARSE BIG JUGS BIG ARSE FOR ME ALL FOR ME ALL FOR ME hahahahahahahhaha titties!!!

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was walking home and this lad started chatting all sorts of shite about my mum and other immediate relatives

>you want cannabis for your anxiety? nah mate weed kills brain cells. have some benzos instead

banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1uoRwDiQPY

>>77512491
She looks like shes only good for fucking and showing off at social events

>>77512496
i like it when lots of different conversations are going on

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515992
http://www.strawpoll.me/13515992
http://www.strawpoll.me/13515992

IMPORTANT FUCKING POLL

VOTE NOW

tbqh smfh lads

>>77512292
kek

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business idea:
gay tumblr reaction gifs

>>77512507
'ri

>>77512510
Not him but it seems now policy takes precedence over branding (which doesnt mean shit anymore), which is why Conservatives are called new labour.

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lad

quite interested in the romanian iron guard
not religious though
what's a secular alternative to it? strasserism?

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Maisie
Sophie
Cara
Felicity
Elle

Lads, what do you reckon their respective fannies smell like?

>>77512518
Case dependent innit, weed gives me terrible anxiety. Only time I've ever had a panic attack was due to cannabis, never smoked since. Correct set and setting, just didn't agree with me, simple as.

>>77512596
only brits are allowed

Where is everyone watching GoT? Live stream or waiting until its on sites like 123movies??

might play ant and decs saturday night takeaway online casino game

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>Where is everyone watching GoT? Live stream or waiting until its on sites like 123movies??

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http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british

Corbyn is Nazbol

>>77512596
not that different from your bellend

>>77512624
>not putlocker

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quintessential 2010s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5poTvpiM-Q

>>77512582
Presume they're talking about branding different sets of policies ("Neoliberal" "Social Democratic" "Distributist" "Blairite") as opposed to party branding. (Which is how the Conservatives, New Labour and Orange-Book LibDems came together on essentially the same ideas with a few sops to their traditional base.)

>>77512510
So who do you vote for? Nobody in my friends group is a tribal voter, they vote on current issues and aren't afraid to shy from their past voting habits. What I mean is, they know their party isn't perfect but they vote on issues (and also take into account that in some places the party they actually like either doesn't run or has no chance while in a close race cause FPTP is shite). Just because someone votes Lib Dem doesn't mean they support EVERYTHING they stand for, just they support it more than the joke party Labour, the traitor Tories and the crazy people behind greens and plaid cymru. I voted Tory over the Milkman anyway but it doesn't mean i think every lib dem voter is an idiot (all labour voters however, are).

never realised how peng margot robbie was

>>77512624
Now TV
cheap as chips really good value

>>77512624
yesterday someone had uploaded the full episode about 20 mins into airing so i'm gonna wait for that

>>77512599
you lads have mostly high thc weed
thc is what can cause anxiety
cbd can treat it but high cbd strains are harder to find

>>77512624
Sky

>>77512548
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13515992
technically everyones has because you came out your mums fanny

couple man chasing papers

>>77512639
>New Statesman

Not clicking on it

>>77512624
Will do a private stream for /brit/ using SkyGo if peeps are keen?

>>77512697
i came into your mums fanny battyboy

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>>77512697

got sanctioned by the job 'ntre

>>77512697
*busts all over yer maws gash*

GoT is terrible

literally just piggy backing off le golden age of television and normies think they're into something deep

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0nTeNQdJ8

>>77512712
bit rude

>>77512708
yes please

>>77512708
Yeah go ahead. How long until it's on?

>>77512730
RIP anon

>>77512639
stop pretending you arent a race traitor

>>77512708
dont
think of the television companies you're hurting

>>77512674
I've tried 25:1 strains and still had minor anxiety. I think the lack of thc has more to do with the decreased anxiety rather than the cbd. The stuff is a great anti-inflammatory though.

>>77512647
It's their manner of voting on the issues I take issue with, not the party itself. (Though I also hate the party.)
The "socially liberal fiscally conservative" outlook (which could equally enable voting for New Labour in 1997) is the problem.

If you vote Lib-Dem because your crazy mind thinks it'll bring about the end of the status quo I have more respect for you than if you vote in complete alignment with me at each election because you hold meme positions yourself.

>>77512738
b-complex is a tranny now
sad!

job? more jobby

just watched suicide squad

terrible movie

>>77512737
We watch it to be entertained, and it is unique in the fact that it's bloodier than anything else on t'tele

just delved into my mums fanny

was quite disturbing

>>77512639
Based Corbs

>>77512764
bet that was your surprise of the year

>>77512764
>>77512775
reddit cunts

>>77512749
>race traitor
how can you be a traitor to something that doesn't exist?

>10+ virgins ITT

How the fuck is that possible? Genuine amazed.

Sex is free, it's fun, you can do it anywhere, and both parties usually enjoy it.

going to sleep
good night

>>77512794
FONY

>>77512794
long past caring about women

>>77512751
depends how you are affected by the mind fuck vs. the body load i suppose, anxiety is all subjective anyway

>>77512782
it really was, can't believe it had been out for so long and I hadn't found out it was shite
they really did a good job with hiring big actors actors and the soundtrack and the promotions and adverts and that

>>77512774
people only watch it for that kind of voyeurism while claiming it's excellent drama

>>77512794
FONYT

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>>10+ virgins ITT

>How the fuck is that possible? Genuine amazed.

>Sex is free, it's fun, you can do it anywhere, and both parties usually enjoy it.

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>>77512807
really?

average american man has a lower BMI than a british man

>>77512840
ye

>>77512708
link us lad

It's a police helicopter hovering over the estate edition

vote. for. hillary.

>>77512750
cancelling my sky subscription as we speak

>>77512865
okay

>>77512850
a single british man? which one?

trying my luck with a girl. i'm not sure if it's going really really well or if i have just slipped straight into the platonic friend catagory. she talks to me constantly, messages me non stop, and waits for all my messages, and writes really long detailed replies. But she's somewhat ignoring my advanced and not returning compliments, which seems stange to me.

HMMMMMMMM why.

>>77512825
It's also a decent drama. What would you consider a good drama?

>>77512879
fat one

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Say it with me:

MR
PRIME
MINISTER

>>77512895
Definitely sounds like you're friend zoned lad

>>77512879
you

>>77512850
I sincerely doubt this. Granted, we've got some fat fucks here in shitty areas, but they absolutely pale in comparison to the landwhales you have over there.

>>77512920
very hurtful

>>77512591
wat anime

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only oldfags will get this

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>>77512917

>>77512962
dont get this

>>77512936
i made it up actually

>>77512959
new game s2

>tfw 16 stone skinny fat
>only 5'8

Just

>>77512993
thats not skinnyfat
thats just fat

>>77512918
haha well she's sorely mistaken if she thinks i'll message her all day with no return. it does SEEM like she's into me, we only met once and she was quite touchy feely, and she's messaged me non stop since. but like i said, (sort of) ignoring advances, or rather, playing them off.

oh well, i'll know in the next few days, she wants to come to mine and cook for me so i guess all will become clear then

>>77512993
That's not skinnyfat lmao that's just fat

>>77512993
post tummy

>>77512993
>5'8
>101.605 kg

fat cunt

>>77512993
>tf
>tp

pottery

>>77513036
>>77513036
>>77513036

>>77513023
>5'9
>55kg

*Rolls you out of the thread*

>>77512967
how old are you

>>77513066
19

>>77513072
you'd need to be like 40 to get it desu
and be from london

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>>77512993
>5'8 (176cm)
>16 stone (101.9kg (use kg you fucking peasant))
>skinny fat
>skinny

>>77513111
>kg and meters
Shit metrics