I need a new religion, what you guise recommend?

Can't you just worship the bunda like rest of your country

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Eastern Orthodox Christianity

>>77508427
P R A I S E K EK

>worshipping a god
what a cuck thing to do
declare yourself to be god and worship yourself
actually worship me, I'm god

catholicism

>>77508907
Thats a Greybeard from Skyrim

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>>77508427
the church of the flying spaghetti monster it's the true way for happness
https://www.venganza.org

>>77508427
Zoroastrism

>>77508427
Zoroastrianism seems pretty cool

>>77508427
become a zionist pig