Cara edition
>299
cringe
>>77508361
First for it's math and not maths
t. yank
Cara editions on /brit/ doe
banter
8 inches minimum or the girl barely feels it
miss when /brit/ would ignore early threads and just make a new one. Now all the newfags call the real news 'threadsplitters' and it's become common for 270-309 posts
>>77508361
Not saying this in a gay way, but Cara would look better with a beard and penis.
umm no lad there's a few from stoke here, I'm not the yank
>>77508369
uh oh well... maybe theres lik 1% of men who wont find a girl
https://www.fb.com/attn/videos/1419352841433504/
what exactly is the point this video trying to make? fucking dumbest shite i've ever seen
>>77508404
Why do euro girls always wear those shit pants i just wanted to see her belly button
>>77508411
based black man
a solar eclipse
the cosmic ballet...goes on
redpill me on lord chesterfield
>23
>6'8''
>9 inch willy
>triple first in law from Christ Church, Oxford
>millionaire
>three properties in Chelsea, the Cotswolds, and the south of France
>200+ IQ
>millionaire
>never watched a second of television in my life
>thrown a kettle over a pub
What have you done?
>>77508460
someone hat this post lol
>>77508411
what a fucking top lad
>>77508406
just take pictures with ur pets if you have none take pictures with other peoples pets if you got shit hair wear a hat if you think ur eyes are fucked wear glasses. IDK jus b urself
>>77508460
exceptional post
>>77508474
>200+ IQ
>posting on 4chan /brit/ thread
"If two equally qualified persons apply for a job at a workplace with few immigrants, the one called Mohammed should get the job."
"I can not figure out what Swedish culture is. I think that's what makes many Swedes jealous of immigrant groups. You have a culture, an identity, a history, something that brings you together. And what do we have? We have Midsummer's Eve and such silly things."
>>77508369
he's probably a paki and thinks chatting up girls is being "subtle" about asking for sex
>>77508361
She seems really uppidy and likes to get wrecked by assholes, also looks like a random 20 dollar whore.
>>77508474
crashed a plane over uzbekistan
Doing a NiN listen
>>77508524
>peru
>having internet to post on 4chan /brit/ thread
>>77508474
had a summer jobs for three years making rooftiles and floortiles, bricks too
from clay to packed product
was a good job, felt nice to produce something concrete, real
>>77508558
the band or the nails?
>>77508578
the band
>>77508555
proud of you mate
Dw in hoffi punani innit
eting piza pokets
>>77508573
thats cool stuff
wish i did that when i still needed to do summer jobs
lads
OI LADS
EVERYONE QUIET DOWN
GOT A JOKE FOR YOU LADS
Not for the faint hearted *guffaws*
This joke is quite on the wild side so those of a nervous disposition should look away now.
SERIOUSLY LADS LAST CHANCE.
THOSE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED LOOK AWAY NOW.
Alright lads.
Ready for the joke?
Alright lads.
Here we go.
Ready?
Alright.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeta.
Thank you!
romeo and juliet
are together in eternity
40,000 men and women everyday
like romeo and juliet
40,000 men and women everyday
redefine happiness
another 40,000 coming everyday
we can be like they are
baby, take my hand
>>77508546
yes, there's probably this ONE WEIRD THING that he did wrong all the 500 times he tried with completely different approaches, even though it's so simple once you know about it. that must be it, can't be that some people are just fucked because of the way they were born and raised and that's it.
Help lads
Just applied for a barclay initial card, my first one and they said they will get back to me in 5 working days..
How badly does that reflect on my credit score if they reject my application?
Fucking jews
pets have got fleas lads
can see the jumping all over the place, fucking grim
>>77508675
yeah being a creepy paki
>>77508573
it's good you did something productive your chain-smoking acrobat ancestors would be proud
>>77508656
bet you thought this was funny aswell
give your head a fucking wobble
>>77508665
america is a living parody of itself
this cuts getting me down
Want to hit 12% bf or so so I can justify a bulk
About 18% right now, or 16% or so with shitty fat distribution
FUCKS sake lads
looking for some brown suede shoes
>>77508665
in tears haha holy shit
>>77508675
maybe he was just a weird cunt
Channel 4 lads. Think it's the shitty theatre release though
>>77508680
>be a poor cunt
ITS ALL THE JEWS FAULT I SWEAR
>>77508720
just noticed all the kids have mcdonalds t shirts on lmao
>>77508715
rajesh
>>77508763
schlomo
LADS KINDGDOM OF HEAVEN IS STARTING ON CHANNEL 4 RIGHT NOW
>>77508763
If you get rejected you get shit against you retard. has nothing to do with how much money you have
>>77508807
fuck off rimmer
>>77508807
It's the theatre release though, not the DC
>>77508675
99% of those people are indians or fobs
anime
Lovell was also the command module pilot of Apollo 8, the first Apollo mission to enter lunar orbit. He is a recipient of the Congressional Space Medal of Honor and the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
He is one of only 24 people to have flown to the Moon, the first of only three people to fly to the Moon twice, and the only one to have flown there twice without making a landing. Lovell was also the first person to fly in space four times.
>>77508807
don't care
>>77508824
How bad does it fuck you up tho
>>77508831
nothing better on desu might as well jerk it to the 'fu
>>77508824
yeah and the reason you would get rejected is being a poor cunt with shit credit in the first place
was thinking of these but not sure how skinny jeans would sit on them
being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be
he wants to buy desert boots
mate lives on a 22 foot sailboat docked outside an inn
the state of yank bandwagoners
good films are so few and far btween now. i think it's time i started going back. all the way back. going to start with the 90's. any good films you think i might have missed from the 90's?
>>77508844
didn't lovell go crazy and say he believed in ufos?
>>77508929
looks like he is running a B&B and this is the promo shot
>>77508917
this is what 2ci visuals are like
>>77508934
interstellar
>>77508930
fucking hate yanks so much
need their existence to cease
>>77508934
the mummy if you haven't already
>>77508968
that wasnt in the 90's and was also not that great imo
>>77508936
what's crazy about that
if one of the only few people to have been to space believes there are UFOs who is going to doubt him
>>77508934
when you get to the early 2000s don't forget kidulthood
>>77508361
i dont want to go to work tomorrow anons
>>77508934
lad watch some classic arnie kino, the old total recall and running man are corkers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_atheism
it's only going to get worse lads
>>77508964
>tfw no rc vendors here stock 2c-x other than 2c-b-fly
>>77508980
yeah it was pretty good
>>77508894
>skinny jeans
2008 called
>>77508930
Sport, and how it is followed in the US is quite weird. It's all franchise bollocks.
>>77508930
that's a big stadium
>>77508930
fucking hell that kit looks shit
>>77509075
blacked
>>77509041
at least you have rc vendors
>>77508934
ermmm try reading books instead
>>77508930
>>77509075
i have consistently heard people say that julia roberts has a fantastic mouth for blowjobs
Alien 3 was panned upon release but if it was released today (same shit, just better visuals of course) it would be considered great
>>77508934
Space Jam
>>77509116
the pseud (aka literary virgin) post
>>77508934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYWudME2PTE
watch some dario argento films
whats stopping you from getting a gf be HONEST
>>77509009
I've seen literally every film worth watching since 2000. i'm sure of it.
>inb4 some obscure arthouse film or budget foreign film
>Disclaimer: I do like foreign films
>>77509027
fuck off anime twat
Hair is looking quite glorious today. Didn't even put any product in
>>77509203
personality and looks
bedroom smells of semen
>>77509203
i'm a poof
>>77509203
dimensions
>>77509203
being a complete autist around them
>>77509204
bend it like beckham
>>77509203
don't ever make any effort with females whilst sober
japanimation
>>77509204
>Disclaimer: I do like foreign films
do you like gaspar noe?
>>77509203
I have one strangely enough though yesterday she did tell me I'm probably autistic
>>77509226
Hell mr.balding poo
>>77509226
are you gay?
>>77509203
there aren't any in my house
>>77508934
carlito's way is good
underground by emir kusturica too
takeshi kitano made some nice crime films like sonatine and hana bi (and kids return but its not really in the crime scene)
theres some other nice films but you might not like them while the ones i listed are available for everyone
>>77509279
dont know what that is
>>77509196
not from the 90's also what is this
>>77509140
le basketball man and loony toons in space meme. quite a vintage one
A girl will never forget the night when she got down on her knees and started rhythmically sucking and slobbering all over Chad's cock, and got her face covered in Chad's cum. Because it was her first time, and Chad was better looking, the sex she had with Chad will be more exciting than anything you will ever do with her. She might be married to you, but there will be days when she misses the way Chad used to hold her. On her deathbed when she has flashbacks of the most important parts of her life, that night when she lost her virginity to Chad will be one of them. You will NEVER fill the void in her heart that was left when she and Chad broke up. She will NEVER love you anywhere close to as much as she loved Chad. And then you guys say shit like "I don't care if a girl is not a virgin - all I care about is that she loves me".
90's kino:
>Darkman
>Six degrees of separation
>A simple plan
>Zero effect
>Office space
>>77509203
>>77509203
too much of a coward and all round beta with mild 'tism
Or 'shyness' as some runts call it
>>77509203
too intelligent
>>77509203
ugly, aspergers, suicidal, alcoholic
imagine being from a cornsquare state
>>77509367
that's a very good picture, thanks for posting x
>>77509386
this
m-maybe we can be each others g-gfs
>>77509226
Why are you posting pics of other people and trying to pass it off as yourself?
>>77509409
scary
what exactly is the point in shagging an escort if none of them are particularly attractive
guess I'll have to get laid the old fashioned way
this bastard house fly kept annoying me so i'm just after trapping the cunt in a plastic bottle he's gone mad flying around
he will die a slow death
>>77509203
have lived on my own so long that living with someone else would be too much of a foreign concept now and I have acclimatised myself to solidarity and shan't be changing it
might rent a prozzie once in a while
>>77509348
>dont know what that is
he's a director, irreversible and enter the void are his most well known ones and definitely worth seeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkPLYmUyzg
>>77509348
>not from the 90's also what is this
dario argento, he made some bizarre and surreal horror films with sick cinematography
>>77509464
sexually assault it
>>77509462
fannies feel very nice on your willy even if the face ain't all that
>>77508361
literal goblin
Steal his look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZvqKwKJew
>>77509500
yeah but they're all over a hundred quid, not forking that out for some fat bird with a busted face
carpe carp
(latin for sieze the fish)
>>77509529
hate this runt
>>77509543
hmm
what about camwhores
>>77509489
the bottle? by shoving it up his arse?
>>77509473
i understand you moving in with my first gf was one of the biggest reason to why we broke up
me
(latin for waste of space)
Why do people pretend Chris Froome is British?
>>77509558
can't put my willy in them can I
>>77509601
you could if you get to know one enough
all my interrailing plans are coming apart catastrophically and swiftly
i am INCREDIBLY stressed out and have been deliberately not thinking about it to feel better (which obviously makes things worse in the long run)
>>77509507
Shes not!!
That's me off the drink till Friday. Time to get healthy
>>77509641
what happened lad
strange how you can fuck your life up beyond repair by not really doing anything at all
>>77509641
whats happened lad
>>77509203
There aren't many girls I consider worthy of me
>>77508404
mater ti jebem kak je butra dobra
>>77509641
what
just bought these for £30
>>77509628
sounds like a lot of effort to be honest
>>77509203
have a gf but we've never had sex because she was a virgin so it took a lot of build up before she was comfortable doing anything sexually, and when we've eventually tried i couldn't get it in
don't even have a big dick, i think she has vaginismus
i've been unironically cucked for 2.5 years
That's me off the anime for life. Time to get healthy
>>77509641
What's happened lad
>>77509713
up the arse mate
>>77509523
needs bio oil, a framed karen carpenter photo and a swiper
>>77509713
holy shit what the fuck
>2.5 years without fucking her
give her to me instead
>>77509702
the virgin wheels
want to die so bad
>>77509543
no they're not
if you go on adultwork you can get one for 50/60 quid for half an hour
>>77509736
a swiper? i thought that was a name of one of the bears
>>77509713
is she asexual?
>>77509523
trousers and shoes are wrong for a start
>>77509760
2016 in one image
>>77509713
the platonic gf
lowkey think that platonic relationship stuff is really really cute and lovely dont think ive got the patience though
>>77509777
howling
>>77509804
capitalist twat
>>77509790
neurons have gone into overdrive
why are we still here? just to suffer?
>>77509775
no such thing just frigid uggo bints and lads who can't handle rejection
I am an intellectual who is destined for greatness.
>>77509790
but being a pilot is easy when u dont actually fly the plane and the only reason you are there is to keep people from realizing the plain is flying itslef
After fifty years more of continuous progress even the final remains of all substance will have disappeared, if nothing else comes to the world other than the stain of progress, if through commerce, newspapers, schools, factories, and barracks the urban-progressive contamination has driven into the furthest corner of the world, and the world [that has been] satanically overturned, the world of America, the ant-world, has finally established itself.
>tfw you realise you're genetically inferior
>tfw poor
>tfw KHV
>>77509862
thanks for the redpill paddy
>>77509775
she actually has a pretty decent sex drive, but having sex is the final hurdle and i think it's a combination of nerves and fear of pain that causes her to tense up, hopefully one day we'll get there but i'm not even sure if it will
she likes having a willy in her mouth though
I don't like this timeline
>>77509899
>>77509899
>gif
fuck off
>>77509899
>yank flag
every fucking time
>>77509899
Ah yes, the think nigger who got upset cos film & TV isn't full of niggers like in Peckham
lost my security key generator for HSBC
2016 in one image
>>77509892
no prob sweetums
>timeline
>>77509713
ridiculous. tell her you feel unwanted and sexually frustrated. try harder. get drunk together.
>>77509663
>>77509674
>>77509697
>>77509723
1) A sleeper line from berlin to copenhagen i was relying on turns out to NOT be a sleeper train and has 4 changes along the 6 hour journey
2) the train from london to paris on the 2nd of august is fully booked, as are some other crucial trains
3) one of the guys im interrailing with is throwing a hissy fit about money and is sulking
i am ON EDGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI
https://youtu.be/l2bPQt55AS4
>>77509915
>>77509923
>>77509944
sheedboko
i think a group of people should be paid to post really uplifting posts to anyone who says that they will never find a gf, that they're ugly useless and all that
guarantee that in like 5 years every so-called beta will have turned into a chad
what did my mum mean by this?
>>77509976
>reviewbrah commented
>>77509987
there's no point with a lot of them honestly
>>77509987
>the brainlet post
tights
>>77509976
I miss series 1
>the dentist
>the eviction crisis
>Marcus Hausen
Series 2 has been a disappointment so far
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4722014/Mother-24-dies-flesh-eating-bug-sex-injury.html
>A young mum died from a rare flesh-eating disease which she probably caught after being injured in a sex game, an inquest heard.
Fucking normans LMAO
>>77509999
me on the left
>>77509870
the comic has many layers
white people have no cult-
>>77510028
the virgin answer
>>77509987
i've given up all hope of ever having a kiss, never mind sex or a gf
doesn't really bother me at this point tbqh
>>77509462
there are some very attractive ones though
>>77510050
exactly
get a stiffy when frogs and krauts start fighting desu
The hydroelectric plant is set into the current of the Rhine .... In the context of the interlocking processes pertaining to the orderly disposition of electrical energy, even the Rhine itself appears as something at our command .... What the river is now, namely, a water power supplier, derives from out of the essence of the power station .... But, it will be replied, the Rhine is still a river in the landscape, is it not? Perhaps. But how? In no other way than as an object on call for inspection by a tour group ordered there by the vacation industry.
>>77510013
it is very clear that some of them are like that solely because of 4chan
if the uplifting and really motivating posts are more rampant on every part of the website i think most desperate men will turn a bit more positive
>>77510070
>>77510082
dont lose hope lads :)
Got stopped by the police
Not community support or traffic police, the POLICE police
i was using a flashlight to have a look for my black pen which was on the floor somewhere, and the copper thought i was robbing the vehicle
made me get out, asked what i was doing, where i lived, whos car it was, and wouldnt piss off for the longest time
am proper freaked out like now
>>77509987
almost always comes across as insincere and unbelievable
the notion of even considering paying for sex is disgusting and i loathe you as an individual
>>77509713
she's shagging chad mate, sorry. no way are you this dumb. her pussy clenches because she's repulsed by the idea of sex with you.
when did h3h3 become so normie and cancerous?
used to really enjoy their videos
>>77509959
are you out there at the moment or does it begin on the 2nd? you don't ncessarily have to stick to dates so rigidly unless there's specific events you're going to
>>77510105
fuck the po lease
>>77510070
>>77510036
same
>>77509790
I bet if you asked the person who created that image if they supported fascism or monarchism, they be aghast.
>>77509959
you aren't cut out for travelling if those are your major worries.
>>77510164
based ted. shame about that bomb business.
>>77510130
theyre morally involved and are trying to be a 'force for good' by trying to not offend anyone, trying to be the good guy, all of that
its difficult to explain exactly, but i know this because i did the exact same thing when i used to post on this forum - i tried to be friends with everyone and while it worked initially eventually everyone realise how self-concerned and calculated/insincere my statements were and hated me
and it was all subconscious, i never meant to become that
learn from my mistakes
NEVER take it upon yourself to be "the good guy" and "fix" things that dont need fixing.
just keep it lighthearted
>>77510209
stfu
>>77510130
at this point they're just jews rolling in shekels desperate to cash in on the latest drama
they're too big to release any "controversial" content, i remember when they had less than 100k subs and were being shilled on /tv/ they were pretty funny back then
just ate 2 (two) segments of a terry's chocolate orange
>>77510142
Issue is that nowadays you have to book trains like 8 days in advance for popular lines (i.e: west europe lines), and one of the people im going with is a whiny shitheel who throws a fit if any of the train times are slightly inconvenient
if i was going on my own id have no trouble taking shitty 3am trains, but these ither people are millstones round my neck
>>77510209
*flicks your ear*
>>77510130
comedians are funniest when they're unfulfilled I think
they were funniest when they were really poor living in israel, you could even hear a rocket attack in one of their vids
>>77510284
yeah, this
remember anime?
>>77509999
well swiped mum
>>77510099
the alpha of alphas
fucks sake everything I'm interested in already hit it's peak YEARS before
wryyyyyyyyyyyy
fuck mi5 fuck mi6
obv u cant hear this but fuck u init
GOD WILLS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make a new
i've become so intelligent that i've become dumb
my goal for the end of this week is to download bumble
if its a complete disaster and everyone rejects me thats ok il just go living life the same way i did before i downloaded it
>>77510356
i was like this until i got into clubbing
i didnt realise before, but feels good to be into something that is ultrapopular
>>77510449
clubbing just seems utterly grim to me
>>77510436
how does bumble work?
>>77510463
its not for everyone, no matter what normies will try and tell you
Just do your own thing
>>77510420
same
love nine inch nails (on finger)
hate nine inch nails (band)
simple as
essential tim
used to hate sports until i found a sport i liked
now i'm miffed because the sport i like isn't popular here
can't even be a normie if i wanted to
>>77510487
I can agree to that
>alarm for work in 7 hours
>trying to get some sleep
>jet lagged from holiday
>feel extremely tired yet wide awake and can't sleep
s u f f e r i n g
>>77510472
from what i understand its like tinder except only the girl can message first
im hoping that will mean less slags and more reserved girls that are hopefully in a kind of similar position to me
swear i'm getting dumber as i get older
me and the gf
new gimmick
love nine inch black willys
hate nine inch white willies (like they even exist LOL)
>>77510526
bad shoes
>>77510526
my brother loves Build-A-Bear Workshop
i hate it
bears should be unique and from disparate locations and origins
buying 8 bears from the same corporate shopping outlet that are identical save their colour is grim as fuck
*slides into /brit/*
>>77510209
> i tried to be friends with everyone and while it worked initially eventually everyone realise how self-concerned and calculated/insincere my statements were and hated me
H-how did people figure anything about you o-on an anonymous image board ??
feel like the first captcha on 4chan (after a few hours break) is rigged
swear i type it in correctly, but 90% of the time it says failed
think it's a conspiracy to sell passes
>>77510564
screaming
whats going through her head
where exactly is tims flat
where in high wycombe
i might give him a new teddy?
>>77510638
prefer not to say
Everyone is excited for game of thrones but I'm excited for twin peaks and I feel like the only one
>>77508361
that skinny bitch needs to eat more
>>77510655
both are utter shite
>Everyone is excited for game of thrones but I'm excited for twin peaks and I feel like the only one
>>77510609
its photoshopped
>>77510671
I saw this post in my notifications and before I even clicked on the thread I knew it would be an American flag
>>77510638
its in his videos/fb/twitter
he xpliity mentions the address several times
just going on strike till the earlymaker is gone. People like him ruined brit/pol/ and they will ruin /brit/ no doubt. Time to just go find a new general.
>>77510800
>brit/pol/
never been there
>>77510800
We need to use Hiro's rule of one metathread per board and use it to complain about the mong to the mods
>>77510826
doubt he cares
*Blows my load right down your gullet*
>>77510821
it used to be alright, was very much separate from the rest of /pol/ but people amking news and threadsplitting at 250posts stopped the real discussion and it was just infighting over meaningless shit.
By the time Trump got elected all the good posters and good discussion was gone and all that were left were proto-yank kekistan posters and tripfags.
>>77510257
you should try to reach a compromise. if the entire trip is in jeporady because 1 guy doesn't want to take a late train then he'll likely just say "fine whatever."
the money issue is probably more delicate, but if later trains tend to be cheaper you can spin that in your favour.
Would have created a good edition if it wasn't for that pass mong
>>77510921
just do it now
>>77510960
got a 3 day ban last time i tried to compete with pass mong
>>77510981
HOWLING
>>77510981
and yet he never gets banned i find it quite suspicious. have also been banned for 'spamming' if I make a new thread after bump limit but before page 6 yet he gets away with it constantly despite people reporting him consistently
>>77511005
fuck off
he's here
janny is hERE
>>77511019
last time i got banned was for nsfw on a sfw board
jan man is back
HE'S ON A RAMPAGE
GET IN THE BUNKERS LADS
>>77510960
Here we go lads
>>77511018
>>77511018
>>77511018
>>77511024
hes not, he just sees what floats to the top of his report list
Ignoring the techies that can afford it, how does the regular person afford to live in San Francisco? Like, the normal regular person born and raised, go to school, graduate, try and get a job in retail or whatever, find a job in their field kind of normal. Do they just pay for everything on credit card and live in perpetual debt?
BASED JANNY
WE LOVE YOU JANNY
WE DO
WE LOVE YOU JANNY
WE DO
OOOH
JANNY WE LOVE YOU
>>77510655
nah lad I'll be watching twin peaks
got is dire
>>77511053
none of them live there, there are basically no children in SF
>>77511005
kill yourself