/brit/

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>"perfect women don't exi-"

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anime

Any new Rosy?

dare you to watch the last 10 seconds of this without crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at5uUvRkxZ0

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>>77506185

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slags

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By 1923, Adolf Hitler ordered the formation of a small bodyguard unit dedicated to his personal service. It was named the Sturmstaffel (Storm Squadron), and finally the Schutzstaffel (Protection Squad; SS).

Their all black SS uniform is the most well known Nazi uniform.

Himmler assumed the position of Reichsführer-SS in January 1929.

Himmler considered the SS an elite, ideologically driven National Socialist organization, a "conflation of Teutonic knights, the Jesuits, and Japanese Samurai".

The SS was regarded as Nazi Germany's elite unit.

Himmler tried to recruit tall and handsome men.

All SS officer candidates had to provide proof of Aryan ancestry back to 1750.

They were expected to produce more children than the average German family. Members were expected to renounce their Christian faith.

Over time the SS became answerable only to Hitler, where legal norms were replaced, and where Hitler's will was considered to be above the law.

>>77506222
post ONE good authentic british girl as counterexample. anne is pure.

>>77506226
'Bug' is American?

I've never heard this, could some anon confirm that this is true?

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>>77506211

>>77506193
the virgin rest

>>77506203
egg

>>77506160
nicely announced

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>>77506282
AUUUUUSSSSSIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

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>fat
>hairy
>manlet
>dicklet
>balding
>ugly face

i never stood a chance

>>77506279
one would hope so, as she is 8 years old

>>77506252
hmm yes he wanted to be surrounded by big, strong, good looking men

sounds VERY bent

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thoughts on my bunny?

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What you reckon lads?

Top job posting right?

just been denied by cho chang

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timothy james bryne........number 10 selfie.........swipe down for the leader of the scottish communist party sara davidson who has agreed a coalition with my OOB (out of business) party and my assistant timothy james farron in the background..............23/07/2017

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>People say I’m the big guy. They go “Oh, we’ve never started a fire like this before, you’re such a brother.”

if God's character is accurately depicted as it is in the bible and the koran then i dont want anything to do with him. even if he exists. i am already morally superior to that murdering tyrant. i already care more about people than he does. i've never sanctioned slavery. i've never sanctioned genocide. i've never sanctioned human sacrifice. God has though. so fuck him.

fucking LOVE it when the new thread is single-linked and i end up missing it and staring at the bottom of the old thread for ages wondering why there are no new posts. sort it out op

>>77506318
awww x

>>77506314
>fat
cardio + healthy food
>hairy
shave
>manlet
just b urself
>dicklet
what's your size
>balding
just shave the fucking thing and embrace full bald
>ugly face
will get better with respect to the proportions of your newfound body (see solution to "fat")

you never stood a chance because YOU are a quitter.

>>77506314
You forgot
> yank

>>77506318
feed it some berries

>>77506315
bet she isnt fukcign amein slut

>>77506211
Is his grandson mixed race?

>>77506318
want to eat it

>>77506318
Name?

egg

fUck muslims

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>Not really checked faceyb since depression in 2013
>Now a wagecuck code-monkey.

>Check it out
>Stalk all my ex uni friends

>Surprisingly they're not doing much better than me, some are PhDs students but lol they're still living like students and gonna be assfucked in a competitive depressing field when they finally graduate
>Quite a lot are doing worse and volunteering or travelling to "find themselves" or obviously fighting depression

>I'm not the only single loser

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Miku

fresh out of the shower smelling like lavenders xx

What exactly do these BBC women want? Which man do they want to be paid the same as?

just did the daily 30 mins on the exercise bike in the shed lads

haven't been doing it lately because i sprained my ankle on a night out last week but it's fine now

>>77506459
PAY US MORE MONEY

>>77506455
not for long

>>77506318

He's alright lad

What's his name

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hmm

need a gf

glands are swollen

How much does a bank teller earn in America? I want to move there but only have shitty retail banking experience

>>77506414

>Bra and knickers not the same colour

Dropped

>>77506485
*BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

ill be the person to stop blumpfs reign of terror

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>>77506211

>>77506444
>assfucked
fuck off yank

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here is a woman who claims she can relate to male virgins in their 20s

babestation

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>>77506386
shes innocent

>>77506485
why?

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>>77506455

What's the point lad, you're about to go to bed?

You are going to bed soon right? You do have a job I hope?

>tfw there might be jobless scroungers ITT right now
>mfw

Why can't JFs just stop breathing? Would the world really lose much?

*turns towards you*

There is only one race: the human race

>>77506548
>going to bed stinky
?

The BBC should just tell all these greedy fuckers to go elsewhere? Why the fuck are they paying Chris Evans £2.2m FFS

>>77506548
student on summer break sweaty xx

>>77506130
FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
GRAB A POWER POD AND PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADS

>>77506507
you aren't going to be allowed to move to america if you don't have a marketable skill lol

>>77506548
t. Mr Noseberg

thesis: poo

>>77506569
shall not be clicking

>>77506541
He's German

you'll work for me one day

>>77506532
kek, can't imagine the rage this post must have provoked

>>77506569
hmm

>>77506572
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4721582/Jealous-feminist-fanatics-missed-point-again.html

Based Hitchens

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>OOK OOK
>OOK OOK OO AH AH AH
*apes become even more agitated*
>OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH AAAH AAH AAH AAH AAAAHHH!!!

>>77506617
*punches your lights out*

>>77506532
>Incel
Kill yourself

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Watched Dunkirk lads, good film. Nice action and excitement.

But the thing is, I left the cinema with great sadness. Why did we betray those lads? Why did we send them off to die if we were going to turn on everything they thought they were fighting for? Patriotism. Empire. Britain. Dirty words now.

They won us our victory and peace, and we handed it over to niggers and pakis who'd sooner spit on their graves than look up to them.

Fuck this country.

https://youtu.be/5fmj5TWxxog

>>77506647
FONT

ladstation

curled up in bed farting x

>>77506670
I'm about as far from normal as is possible without being institutionalised.
There is no such thing as "incels"

>>77506211
STANDING

>>77506657
Leftism is the cancer killing the west, always has been

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsUw5o1snFI
LOL

>>77506647

/brit/ is an incel general fuck off cunt

>>77506677
hes right

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>On a clean linux install

>Don't have my extensive catalogue of kpop reaction images and fedora posting images to draw on

>Pic related

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>>77506667
naughty little riddim

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>>"perfect women don't exi-"

>>77506414
that water is too cold for it to be rromantic

>>77506728
fuck off nonce

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went from happy to depressed in the matter of minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6OsKBoke4

>145 million views

lads

>>77506744
would fuck but certainly not perfect

>>77506657

Is Dunkirk actually decent?

I assumed it was gonna be more Yank shit where they singlehandedly invade Dunkirk and kill every last Nazi before hoisting the American flag over Berlin

*sips my lite IPA microbeer*
woah, Cregg
I love liquor

>>77506211
>mulatto grandson
so this is what he fought for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh7SusD21Mk

ah yes

>>77506758
saw the preview and not clicking on it

yank cinema magic was so powerful that i actually thought d-day was an entirely yank thing until quite recently

accidentally walked 7 miles today haha

>>77506657
Good, fuck Britain and the British

>>77506804

Are you dumb

>>77506758
Would guess that 139 of these views were from Indians. Always find those thirsty little subhuman freaks in the comments

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want this leaf to fuck off

>>77506750
awww, what's wrong? x

>>77506657
well if they hadn't fought bravely they wouldn't be in the country in the first place, whether they realise it or not

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*kills the west*
whoops teehee

>>77506677
>new breed?

Are they?

>>77506677
Don't get this post

>>77506816
i knew there were commonwealth forces and that we hosted the landings but i basically just always thought of the whole thing as being millions of yanks. so yeah i'm pretty thick i guess

>>77506843
*kills millions more of my own citizens*
oops, silly me ahaha x

>>77506836
i don't know
something is wrong with me

>>77506787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH1O2asE_Js

jesus fuckin christ

one... nothing's wrong with me...

>>77506894
ah yes, the ol """"""""""""""""educational""""""""""""""""""" section

>>77506804
>he didn't watch 'The World At War' in full at least twice through as a child

spacker confirmed

>>77506657
>they died bravely fighting a bunch of right wing bigots with a multicultural army for liberal values
>we're now meant to hate other cultures and liberals and say we're honouring them

can tell when I've truth bombed the rorkes on /pol/ because none of them can think of any good comebacks so I get no replies

Reckon if you'd gone to Dunkirk with a 10 minute presentation of what the present day UK is like now they'd go running to the arms of the Nazi's desu

two... nothing's wrong with me...

When I was out earlier someone asked me what made me happy, like actually sincerely asked. I literally had no answer. I stood for like 40 full seconds before looking around for clues or something before finally replying "it's not raining". I've never seen someone look so disappointed. She seemed genuinely curious but probably thought I was taking the piss. In that moment I realised I haven't actually been happy in 8 years.

>>77506942
>'s
idiot

>>77506952
>8 years
oh boo hoo poppet

1 nothing wrong with me
2 nothing wrong with me
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me
5 nothing wrong with me
6 nothing wrong with me
7 nothing wrong with me
8 nothing wrong with me
9 nothing wrong with me
10 nothing wrong with me

Baby boomers sold the west
They are to blame for it all
The most vile generation of human beings ever born

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR

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Need a cosplay gf

>>77506952
What an emotional encounter

mad how new york has never hosted the olympics

Alex Jones is live now.
19 mins ·
Watch LIVE: Americans Are Happier Than Ever Under Trump Presidency

>>77507033
absolutely fucking MENTAL

>>77507033
where would they fit an olympic stadium in nyc

just had a really peng wank

>>77507052
lol
so blatant

can hardly imagine the pea-brained moronic who watches this uncritically

>>77507017
bet she smells like fish

bog shit fart is not my president

>>77507074
uhm, upstate much????

>>77507074
they could just one or two yanks

(because yanks are fat and massive)

>>77507017
love bump noses like that

Have a Subway footlong 4 lunches out of every 5 in work desu

wonder what black people think when they read the bible and get to the part about god saying owning people as property is ok. why would they worship that god? bit weird.

>>77507074
build a floating olympic complex
we can afford it

>just because I get no replies doesn't mean people are ignoring my posts
ok sweety haha x

>>77507091
I said nyc. Who would be interested if were upstate?

feeling an existential crisis coming on

>ywn explore space
>ywn do deeds worthy of legend
>yw just live a boring ordinary life and die having achieved very little

have literally never given a single (you) out

>>77507195
want to give you a good slapping

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did someone say bog?

>>77507151
>subway
fuck off paki cunt

>>77507200
never have until now

>>77507151
I get provided a free 3 course meal Monday-Friday at work - it's better than average canteen quality, but not as good as a proper restaurant even though the main guy is a proper chef.

Seems crazy they just give it to us desu

>>77507151
Love a BLT from subway ngl

>>77507200
this is my first post in /brit/ and ive been here 3 years. true story.

>>77507209
I've basically done nothing since dinner, watched a trailer for that new Thor film and been having manchild thoughts since then

christ am fucking ugly
literally hideous. i've done nothing to deserve this.

>>77507261
nah treating employees well is a good thing. reduces stress and time off due to stress which costs more money dumping out slop on plates for their pleb drones.

>>77506875
good thing that didn't happen except in goebbels' propaganda

why do we exist lads
what's the purpose of it all

Would love to do something worthwhile but I'm too cowardly and beta

>>77507263
get that a lot desu
like mixing it up with a spicy italian or a cheeky subway melt

>>77507355
sex

>>77507356
>cheeky subway melt
didn't know you ate yourself for lunch

>>77507355
need to stop existing asap

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>This entire thread

>>77507363
wouldn't know about that being a virgin and all

how do I make it with a woman? never even kissed one haha

>>77507356
>spicy italian
nigga just get italian bmt

>>77507355
To spread the love and glory of God and protect these Christian lands for the future generations.

>>77507405
>gif
fuck off

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>>77507405

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>>77507355
the first step to becoming alpha is knowing your a beta

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>>77507423
>>77507363

>>77507355
been asking myself that
my life is just boring

the princess and the frog was a nice film
wish i could find my princess too

>>77507420
>nigga
why do you speak like this?

post boipussi

>>77507492
he's a Nigerian

england is rubbish

know a few lads with more confidence than they should have who say they just said 'fuck it' one day, they all used to be shy too

how do I do this?

>>77507492
im nigerian

>>77507521
its alright

>>77507524
Grow a bigger penis desu

>>77507524
just be yourself

>>77507521
Fuck of back to Lahore then, you awful paki bastard

>>77507524
Literally me. Just stop caring mate it's way more fun

>>77507524
say fuck it

>>77507538
meh

>>77507528
post hand

>>77507524
just be yourself

>>77507539
mine is over 7' which the Internet tells me is big enough

>>77507544
yes but HOW???

>>77507543
>getting baited this easily

'just be yourself' dont have a myself to be

>come home from the UK
>turn on the tv
>news banging on about the health service "in crisis" as usual

Fuck, I have NOT missed British tv

ANOTHER person with a 7> inch cock on 4chan. really makes you think

>>77507614
>i was inly pretending

>>77507606
>HOW???
do you care about things? stop doing that

>be yank
>working at McDonalds
>can't understand some customers with thicker accents
I'm slowly understanding people more and more, but I'm not entirely confident enough for the register or the drive through. Is it rude if I (politely) ask for a customer to repeat something?

don't see the point in going into work tomorrow

will be dead before humanity colonises the universe so what's the point

>>77507642
t. dicklet

>>77507528
did you talk to me about a book which was set in africa?

>>77507606
Mate you're gonna get judged by someone on absolutely everything you do, no matter what. So just do what you want to do. What do you think will make you happier? Saying and doing the first thing that comes into your head and rolling with it, or obsessing over every interaction and everyone's perception of you?

The answer is to literally just be yourself, unapologetically, do whatever you want whenever you want

*kicks you in the dick*

>>77507670
umm my dick is 8> inches like everyone else on 4chan sweety x

>>77507642
/brit/ is special, mate

should i text the slag i was necking last night or wait for her to text me

>>77507657
yes it's rude to ask someone to repeat something in this country. it's best just to guess what they said even if you get the order wrong

feel like I'm going to wake up tomorrow with a renewed drive in life and attitude towards it

reckon it will be gone by half 10

Whatever happened to emos lads?

>>77507620
this
i'm nothing but an empty shell dressed as a human
>>77507657
why the fuck would you come here to work and maccies
seriously considering self harm

>>77507733
Leave it till tomorrow

>>77507740
became tumblr people

>>77507688
no

>>77507718
egg

>>77507740
They kinda just evolved into hipsters

What interests me more is the evolution of the chavs. You barely see the stereotypical chav with trackies and caps anymore. They've kind of turned into topman wearing normies

>>77507726
oh gomen gomen x_x

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anime

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix_7p1qczXs
lads how do we bring him back

>>77507707
will try this

still need to lose the so called 'ginity though

might surreptitiously add her on snapchat

>>77507745
Came here to live and the semester don't start until September, so I gotta do something to stay occupied. I aint one of them job stealing migrants I tell ya hwhat.

>>77507779
15 years old: lionsdale and stella
25 years old: white shirt which is a bit too tight for such a muscular yet difform body

>>77507803
fuck a whore
it's no big deal

>>77507803
That'll happen on its own lad, you just can't force. Just do your own thing and people notice. Have you ever looked at someone and thought "jesus he doesn't give a single fuck what people think of him, i wish i could be like that". The answer is yes because everyone thinks that. And people will think that about you in time

>>77507346
the brainlet post

>>77507826
lmao where do you live, what uni?

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>>77507724

>>77507846
unsure if this is a good idea or not, I'm not at all moral so don't think I would 'regret' it though. Might have performance anxiety though

>>77507803
never do like >>77507846 said
find a real girl

>>77507886
>Might have performance anxiety though
practice will solve that

>>77507528
Screencapping this so everyone knows to ignore you in future, mboko

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>>77506211
doing a sad

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>>77507620
i see your ego has already been dissolved

>>77507642
that means less than 7inches

My tribute to Chester

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwDQylM8gbs

>>77507886
you're paying her so take your time

>>77507895
if he's past 25, it's near hopeless

>>77507718
Hate gays

>>77507900

i-is this true lads

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>>77507947

>tfw have fairly deep and 'calming' voice around women (so I'm told)
>sound like a beta around men

fucks sake should just end it all

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>that means less than 7inches

>tfw no cool yank friend to tell me about his mundane but sometimes unusually eventful days at maccy ds
just end it

enoch powell should've been given the death penalty

>>77507947
two years to go lad

>>77507960
/brit/ is a rorke general. Stop samefagging though.

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>>77507981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VbUrzBxtyA

>>77507873
AAAAHHHHHH CRINGGEEEEEE

>>77507947
this is NOT true
placing walls like these is something you bring upon yourself so you can stay miserable
EVERYONE, absolutely EVERYONE, with effort according to his already born difficulties (genetic lottery, head troubles and others) can get a girl to have a passionate or not relation with
the less gifted will work harder than the others though

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Love fish lads

>>77507869
Staffordshire, Stoke-On-Trent College
Don't dox or taze me bro!!!1!11

>>77508030
me wijk is terror yasser arafat

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Post Karen

>>77508030

finished this yesterday

need douglas to run for office

reckon I might try out this new stop caring about what people think of you gimmick

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Is there such a thing as an abnormie deano? Or is being a normie integral to being a deano?

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>>77508073

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>>77508073
cade

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>>77508073
karen

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>>77508086

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>why yes I moved to Britain to flip burgers and ''''''''''''''''''''study''''''''''''''''''''''''' at Stoke-On-Trent 'college'
struggling to contain myself lads

>>77508049
false

>>77508092
there are such people, they are the runts of the deano litter and always get taken the piss out of whenever they go down to spoons

>>77508112
#Justice4ChickenConnoisseur

>>77508064
what would draw a yank to this shithole?

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You know, m- WINNERSH...
Taplow
You know... 'cos I am my own boss, I can- Burghfield

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You may only choose one to fuck, lads. The rest will die.

>>77508117
you think some of the posters here are doomed for life? thats pessimistic and false, they just need to pull their finger out of their arses

>>77508114
fuck off rustlers group elitist

>>77508112
>unironically saving images of black people on your computer

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tfw 6ft and fat I'll never be the little spoon lads NEVER EVER

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>>77508174
how would i make fun of hues then?

>>77508172
didn't even go to uni haha

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the fucking STATE of america

>>77508191
only spooning you'll be doing is spooning ice cream into your gob you fat waste

any neoliberal man in

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>>77508209

>>77508049
nice dream, but this is real life and women past a certain age expect things from men around their age, being somewhat experienced is one of them
not to mention the red flags it sends when a guy is still a kissless virgin at 25 when he seems perfectly normal, it screams trouble.

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>>77508174

Actual autist here, ask me anything about my fictional world

>>77508220
feel sorry for the poor sod that has to embarrass himself like that

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>>77508235
this any better 76-sama

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>>77508228
fuck you cunt

>>77508268
he's the ref

>>77508139
We're in my stepfather's place until we can move somewhere else. I think it's aight though, no worse than where I was in New York. I actually quite like the weather here desu.

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>>77508268

>>77508237
all made up stuff in your head so you can avoid talking to that girl you find cute and stay by yourself, your heart and brain slowly rotting away because of the loneliness

how does a wageslave lad meet girls in their late teens or very early 20s?

bear in mind I moved here a few months ago and barely know anyone and don't have any non-work colleague friends here

Also it's stoke

>>77508334
club

not saying virgin anon shouldn't try with girls and stick to prostitutes all his forever alone life, just saying practicing with prostitutes could help him overcome the anxiety of the first time and give him some practice that will help with real girls

>>77508334
Tinder

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>77508288
*jiggles your love handles*

>>77508361
>>77508361
>>77508361

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>>77508166

>>77508334
workers club

>>77508334
getting gash will be easy, they'll think you're really quirky since you're from the usa

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>>77508350

>>77508294
i was talking about the united players x[capslock=on]d[/capslock]

>>77508346
on my own? shan't

>>77508349
too much of a melt to do tinder, plus no pics worth using

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>>77508358
stop it ;_;

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>>77508319
very good

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>>77508426

>>77508509
me at the top

>>77508509
me 3rd from right