/brit/

>>77501956
WE

missed the start of harry potter so will watch it on ITV+1

Hello my name is Cregg. I like Golden Grams

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Why should I care about this image

>>77502040
good post

need a steroid gf so i can suck her clit like its a cock without being bent

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POO! FANNY! WILLY! NIGGER! ARSE!

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loathe women

if sara offs herself they are going to arrest the lad who made this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

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the virgin loft

used to date an ftm tranny
probably the most mentally stable person I've had the pleasure of sticking my dick in

>>77502063
cultural appropriation

>>77502048
cared enough to post it here seeking reassurance x

>>77502088
kill yourself leftypol

>>77502048
There are no female role models until a fictional female in a movie was made

want to suck a willy how can i get hold of one at short notice

the celebrity chase is absolutely dire
the height of cringe

egg

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the mum

Food isn't a big deal. People who are starving should suck it up and take what they get. If they didn't just sit around and whine about starvation all day, they'd have some food. No wonder they're starving.

They should just lower their standards. Do you ever see them eat dog shit? No, it's always "I want at least some dry bread, please I beg you". Entitled assholes.

starting to think that governance of any kind was a mistake and that society probably would have been better just ruling itself and doing what the fuck ever. probably wouldn't have internet, possibly not even air travel. but fuck it, it'd probably be better than this.

sunday bloody sunday

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>>77501977
miss our old coins desu

thought my gpu was busted but i thought i'd try resetting the CMOS before getting a new one. fixed the problem straight away.

>>77502048
that little girl then went home and told her mum to fuck off

>>77502108
it was a serious question, I'm not a female so I wouldn't understand it you absolute mongoloid

dont care

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>>77502080
my older brother told our mom tried to kill me when i was a baby

>>77502150
if there's dog shit, means there's dogs around to be eaten
old asian wisdom

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what you lookin' at?

>>77502173
*titanic music begins playing*

just plugged in a new mouse but it scrolls WAY too fast i cant fucking read anything

lmao butthurt leaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jf4wwk4rdo

>>77502173
looks like fantasy money

>>77502183
better representation allows non-white non-cisgendered non-males to enjoy a genre more

Really want a MacBook but don't want to spend so much

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>>77502191
you're so pathetic you couldn't even die properly
ffs anon

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I mean if you think about it, the cage makes way more sense on the outside for offroading applications

>>77502173
>a fish
Why didn't the Irish just fish during g the famine then?

dumb yanks say what

Dont blink, no breathing, no being dead, no being alive, no talking, no standing, no running, dont walk, you must walk, do not exhale, do not move, move, you are banned, go here, go there, not allowed here, not allowed there, be married, have children, dont have too many, no shouting, do as you are told, bunnies have rights so do vegetables.......blah blah blah blah labour voting politically correct beyond insane do gooders, you have all lost the plot...... X

>>77502257
buy 2nd hand

>>77502224
that sucks dude

>>77502210
why is this image so high quality

>>77502174
hmm yeah

>>77502224
you can change that as long as you have xp/7/8

>>77502252
are you only able to enjoy a genre if you see people of your skin color on screen? I agree that there should be more movies with more diverse characters but acting like you're saving the youth because you cast a woman in a movie is fucking childish, it's not that deep

>>77502278
why didn't they just hunt if they have stags and shit

>>77502257
they are ok but when you're trying to upload a photo with your 4chan message you can't sort by date properly it kinda puts them in collapsed sections like past 7 days past 2 weeks etc which is annoying so I sold mine

shut up

>>77502287
then repeat after me: "i am free"

https://youtu.be/rtImwK5TI4g

HOW DO WE FUCKING SAVE HER

>>77502107
explain

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what's some essential cunnykino?

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chad:
timid == nice, gentleman
violent == badboy
unsocial == shy
creepy == mysterious


subhuman:
timid == cringy, clingy, mommy issue
violent == put that motherfucker in chains
unsocial == autisitic, asperger
creepy == serial killer

i have a funny image saved on my computer if anyone wants to see it.

just heard a nigger tell an officer he dindu nuffin

okay alexa, play my bum fingering playlist

>>77502330
They could've eaten bull testies too

>>77502332
you confused sort by with arrange by
an easy mistake

why are irish people so weird?

>>77502328
>are you only able to enjoy a genre if you see people of your skin color on screen?

no, but for a lot of people it clearly helps

>>77502362
brainlet as fuck

>>77502348
dont like women who try to be independent. doesnt matter if she's a rorke. it's a ruse

might have my knackers cut off on the nhs

>>77502362
she's can't navigate the file system

might have an early night and get a good sleep so i'm fresh for work tomorrow

thoughts?

>>77502388
yeah I know but you can only arrange them when you're uploading you can't sort them

on finder you can hold the option button to sort but then when you load finder inside of chrome it doesn't work

>>77502364
what 'vie is this

just sent my bro cregg down to the liquor store to pick up some buds. maybe i shouldn't have let him use my pickup though, last time got a citation for running a stoplight.

REEEEE

bought some cigs

https://youtu.be/IuYgIfHzQTg

The fucking STATE of them

>>77502394
honestly don't understand this. My favorite movie is Fantastic Mr. Fox, but there are no white people in it. Whitewashing is completely unnecessary and harmful but I don't see why people can't enjoy things that feature people of other races or standings

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>>77502368
would love to

>>77502364
you sound like a bit of a kook

>>77502457
liquor store doesn't sell beer

>>77502457
>citation
It's called a ticket

>>77502428
you can feel well rested with only 5 hours if you get the REM sleeps right

Um no sweaty x.

fixed the mouse
bastard was set to 30 lines a scroll

>>77502368
no thanks

egg

>>77502457
>fucking it up this badly

>>77502494
fitbit says i only get around 90 minutes REM sleep on average per night

opo

bloody egg cregg

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>>77502483
>>77502512
he's falling down.

might have my foreskin closed up permanently on the NHS

Can someone do this gimmick
>>77502457
but properly

it's usually funny

Irish people are so unhinged

>>77502475
don't care

>>77502558
LOL

DES
PA
CITO

>>77502564
yanks are literally the most unhinged people on the planet
always shooting up schools, their workplaces, shopping centres

>Whitewashing

Literally not a thing whilst Captain Cook is suddenly black?

anyone here successfully living with phimo (had sex without issues)?

>>77502561
Might have mine reattached

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>>77502564

Top funny moments in British tv

1. Del and Rodney running through the street in batman and robin costume
2. He fell through the bar
3. He dropped the chandelier
4. Dads army man said the funny thing

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>le phimo boogeyman

>>77502490
>>77502493
>>77502547
>>77502563
yanks ITT literally steaming at the ears

>>77502564
says the guy from a country where random mass-shootings are an almost every day occurrence

just copped Now That's What I Call Music 97 lads

>>77502561
you'll be waiting 15 years for that procedure knowing public healthcare

>>77502621
Honestly too scared to try it after hearing all the sotories of stuff tearing and the condom filling with blood

Also too scared to get it cut off so I'm kind of st an impass

Might just eat girls out the rest of my life 2bh

>>77502670
didn't need this nostalgia right now

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>>77502593
>>77502671
it will hurt.

going to update my gpu drivers

rolling a zoot

>>77502713
Pics

>>77502621
had a circ and became a jew to hide it.

watching cuckold porn

>>>/adv/18545570

Can someone help me out please

Funniest moments in British television history:

1.he fell through the bar
2.trigger made a face

Oi bender!
*you turn around to look*
aha alri mate, your name bender is it? wahey!

took a girl on a date to the carvery today

got to the end and i thought it had gone well, but she said she saw us as 'just friends' and she went home, wouldn't even let me drive her.

oh well

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>>77502749

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this is the most aesthetic coin

>>77502747
fucking hell you weirdo

>>77502689
hmmm
Does your willy head hurt when you touch it?

>>77502765
Did you tell her your floor was dirty?

why are irish people so violent? fucking loose cannons all of them, quickly escalating any situation to violence

>>77502713
pics

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>>77502683

>>77502765
FONT

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>>77502765
you need to work on your game

>>77502791
No but my frenulum is tighter than a Jewish wallet so I'm not risking it

anyone fancy a scotch egg? just found one in the fridge

>>77502689
>>77502822
stretch it. I had phimo and solved it with a few months of stretching

>>77502776
welsh people wouldn't think so

>>77502856
Yeah I did that and it's ok but I'm left with a tight frenulum

smoking a zoot

hey mate, what's the capital of Bangkok?

just clicked on a random thread without looking and don't want to scroll up. is this /brit/?

>>77502891
Pics

cured my phimo, can stretch it all the way back easily
my main problem now is a hypersensitive willy head, it literally hurts from any friction

what do?

>>77502822
same but it can't be that bad. worst case scenario there is a bit blood. Think I'll just go for it if and when I get a chance

>>77502898
No

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Right listen so heres how it works. You can buy beer pretty much anywhere. Gas stations, grocery stores, Walmart, etc.
You can buy liquor everywhere in some states too, but some states have laws that make it so you have to go to a designated liquor store to buy the hard stuff. Liquor stores don't sell beer though, you still have to go to any of the other stores to get that. Why? idunno, doesn't make much sense to me but thats how it is.

In the past decade or so a bunch of huge retailers have opened up that carry pretty much every beer and wine you can think of. What I want to see though is those stores with liquor on the shelves too. Like a Walmart but without mobility scooters and with whiskey. An alchy's wet dream.

>>77502901
run the shower head over it

>>77502898
no this is /leftypolraid/
we're organising here

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>>77502747

>>77502901
Ah yes, top quality /brit/ post

>>77502877
I had that too and stretched the frenulum out by pulling the skin outwards away from my body. if it is really bad you can get a frenectomy which is a really simple surgery.

>>77502901
It will get less sensitive over time now it's exposed to the air and other objects

>>77502901
same boat lad.
Heard going in the shower or bath and pouring water over it increasing the pressure over time fixes it

in bed lol

the air... .and other objects such as air

>>77502924
might
>>77502947
hope so
>>77502933
piss off

>>77502901
stick it in a fanny

>>77502961
Post jammies

>>77502923
>liquor stores dont sell beer

shit gimmick.this isnt even slightly true

>>77502916
>>77502929

>lots of /brit/ flags
>feels like /shit/

um..I beg to differ sweaty xx

>>77502913
I'm going for a frenulnectamy where they slice it in 2 places then sew it back together so it's longer

a girl just told me I look like dan howell. I didn't know who this runt was but he is a skinny little twat whereas I fancy myself as quite muscly.
bit upset

>>77502776
What's it called? Want to buy it online

>>77502891
are you sure?

>>77502975
Hey man tell your governor to send that shit our way, I'd be all for it.

>>77502964
Water, hands

>>77502923
aggressively not caring about this post

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>>77502973

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hey guys

https://youtu.be/xgYGEROAAms

He makes some good points to be fair
>businesses need 6 years to adjust to brexit
>tax increases etc that effect you? Lol we'll just do it

long cardio sessions are literally the only way to truly de-calcify and open your third eye

anybody who doesn't regularly do long cardio sessions will never truly go beyond the superficial walls of immediate dimensional reality

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stupid roastie cunt

japanese restaurants in france have a japanese chef for the most but the taste isnt quite like the japanese restaurants in japan
how come?

alphonse gangitano

>>77502901
The nevrves are just very close to the surface right now but they will die off a bit over time

>>77502965
Please kill yourself, you worthless slice of shit

>>77502901
how did you fix it lad

>>77503065
love seeing roasties getting what they deserve

>>77502961
pics x

>>77503062
love running to exhaustion and collapsing into retardation, very liberating

>>77503047
used to love jammo dodgers

browsing /g/ has made me tinfoil-tier paranoid about everything lads

>>77503055
A lot of people in the comments thinking there is a war coming
cuckoo cuckoo

>>77503062
I do spin cycle classes with middle aged women

reading about people tearing their frenulum
absolutely terrifying
don't ever want to participate in this sex business

>>77503083
shant
>>77502969
>
>>77502957
think its been improving at a snails pace thanks to this, too slow to tell really
>>77503076
probably ye
>>77503084
just pull it back further and further all the bloody time, literally whenever you piss or wank

poo was black lads
think i'm doing a cheeky internal bleed

>>77503148
I'd make fun of them but at least they have a group of friends
more than I can say

>>77503148
We are British ceilings so low?

how come they have 4 dragons ready if there was only supposed to be three contestants in the triwizard tournament

watching a disney film tonite

>>77503084
Literally just keep pulling it back as far as you can and hold it there for a while, preferably in the bath or shower. Then when possible pull it all the way back and allow youreself to get a boner. it will hurt but it works

almost got laid last night but she laughed at how small my dick was and said it put her off

post heems

>>77503188
which

>>77503176
Victorian ceilings are high

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up the 'wall. could fuckin ruin those isis cunts. proper clobber. passion. hunger.

>>77503220
the princess and the frog

>>77503221
why are irish people so fucking violent?

>>77503199
come to wakey and i'll fucking live stream it

>>77503221
I'm a leeds man myself

>>77503266
literally who

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so angry I became a fucking lizard

>>77503260
don't know where that is

>>77503254
in French?

>>77503298
greater wakefield is also sometimes called west yorkshire

>>77503281
>that fat arm
like father like son

that is animal abuse

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>>77503132
it isn't paranoia if your worries are valid

Do you think in 200+ years, people will think that there really was a Wonder Woman who fought off whole battalions of alt-right Germans (formerly known as Nazis)?

2000 years ago, kings mixed fantasy with history. We're doing it again.

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You arrive at UN headquarters 2187

half-arsing some job applications

>>77503315
nah

>>77503363
looks like summer

>>77503365
shut it

>>77503148
Dan
Smiffy
Deano
Ste
Gaz
Marky
Will

>>77503391
thought this too
>>77503393
and this

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>>77503391
you could say i have a type

simply can not imagine showing a doctor my willy. I know for a fact I will get a stiffy purely because of the 'tism awkwardness

why do 90% of people spaz out when they see a fat cat

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any short hair man in

>>77503431
Oh so the doctor is where you draw the line?

there's normies in the kitchen... I just want dinner... don't make me order food again normies

pelase

>>77503448
fat animals are mostly funny

>>77503255
millwall isn't Irish you mong

>>77503466
Is this supposed to be a joke? It just seems like a ignorant Indian, fantasizing about enslaving white people

reckon most phimosis lads didn't wank properly as teens, bet they humped the bed

>>77503489
how can u have roommates if u behave like this

>>77503466
what a bitter cunt lmao

>>77503431
No problem showing it to 11yo girls though, eh Abdul?

>>77503474
I am a man with short hair what can I do for you

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how does the average /brit/ poster live? in a tiny 500sqft apartment? eating takeout and funposting all day?

>>77503489
don't eat after 7pm

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>>77503474
let's see em bruv

>>77502901

are you literally 14?

Played the destiny 2 beyda and it's just as boring as the first.

someone get this man a fucking green card

>>77503489
this is one of the most ludicrous virgin behaviours

>>77503003
gold sovereigns

you can get a half sovereign for about £130 and a full sovereign for £240
different dates are different prices, and proof sovereigns are way more expensive

>>77503466
hmm yes the leader of asia

any melan in?

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>>77503558

slavery, domination and corruption are the natural state of humanity
only a matter of time before this pax americana stuff wears off

lol on the NHS website they literally call the frenulum the banjo string

just had a bath pronounced 'barth'

>>77503521
it's not me it's THEM

>>77503574
fuck off normie

someone is smoking the weed in the forest, a sniper could kill them the daft bastards

>>77503489
toast wanker

i'm a cultural christian

if you didn't browse myg0t forums in 2001-2004 i feel bad for you

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>there are southern people in this thread right now

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Pulled off Highway 1, set up, drank whiskey, passed out, and woke up for this shot

>>77502082
it was thailad lmao

got a big box of rare/foreign money

not autistic just like money simple as

frenuloplasty (males willy version)

>>77503620
That's a false expectation

When you call the queen ma'am, you pronounce it to rhyme with jam

Long a sounds are nouveau riche make believe

https://youtu.be/-NUxGXE8Hsk?t=7m1s

the man literally cannot play guitar and he turns his amp right fucking up so the neighbours can hear, what a cunt. also he's doing his music videos topless now? what a nutcase

>>77503637
it's toast tosser actually you stupid newcunt

>>77503661
>can afford to travel
>can afford a data plan
fuck off millionaire

>>77503661
where'd you put the virgin that was in those shoes?

virgins are fucking hilarious. they are literally scared to leave their room when "normal" people are in the kitchen

they'll literally starve themselves because they are too pathetic to engage in 5 seconds of small talk

>>77503616
they have lots of slang and colloquial language on the NHS website because most people won't know what a frenulum or whatever is

>>77502082
doubt she knows about it

>>77503719
>yanks think dinner takes 5 seconds to make

>>77503666
same, but it's more on the silver and other precious metals side
also not autistic

>>77503731
lower class poverty leech northerners are truly subhuman

>>77503712
genuinely chuckled at this post

>>77503704
are you the Irish drums guy from years back

>>77503704
borderline prog

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alri lads

>>77503675
no I pronounce it as 'marm'

>>77503751
>he doesn't microwave tiny portions of food at a time

>UK repeatedly pressed for Rudolf Hess's release from Spandau prison
>Appeals to Soviets to free Hitler’s former deputy on humanitarian grounds included one from Thatcher, files show

FUCKING ROT BITCH

>>77503767
possibly

Fun fact:
when filming harry potter and the goblet of fire daniel radcliffe spent 41 hours in water when he could not swim

>>77503148
>squads where there isn't even one attractive lads

grim

>>77503704
the going around half naked is an odd one, he did it first during that heatwave a month or so ago, but now goes around in underwear regardless of the weather. maybe hes developed another OCD behaviour about it

>>77503777
Then you pronounced it wrong and Prince Philip would call you a poof for saying it that way

>>77503697
>>77503697
>>77503697


New


>>77503697
>>77503697
>>77503697

>>77503739
she looks for her name in the archives

all you have to do is go

SARA LISTEN TO THIS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

>>77503751
no one is going to talk you weird virgins for longer than a few seconds anyway

thats what takes 5 seconds

use the report feature

>>77503862
stupd yank, fuck off